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सुखद जीवन का भेद त्याग पर आधारित है। त्याग ही जीवन है।
उफनते तूफ़ान को मात देना है तो अधिक जोखिम उठाते हुए हमें पूरी शक्ति के साथ आगे बढ़ना होगा।
रोम का पतन उसका विनाश होने से बहुत पहले ही हो चुका था।
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Dil ki gehraaion se aaj ye ikraar karte hain,
Hum mohabbat aapse beshumaar karte hain,
Tanha raton mein jab palkein khamosh hon,
Bus aap hi ke sapno se is dil ko gulzaar karte hain.
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Don’t douse yourself in perfume, but use it liberally over your pulse points like the neck, your cleavage, your palms and the back of your neck.
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Santa Went On The Date With His Girlfriend,
After 2 Hour They Started To Leave,
His Girlfriend Told Him To Bring The Protection Next Time,
After One Week Santa Go On A Date Again And Santa Brought,
3 Brothers And 5 Cousins,
With Baseball Bats And Hockey Sticks.
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Ask great questions, Listen, Smile.
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Yamraj questioned 3 ladies.
Yamraj: Kabhi Kiss kiya hai?
1st Lady: Shaadi se pehle.
Yamraj: Nark Me Jao.
2nd Lady: Shaadi ke baad.
Yamraj: Swarg me Jao.
3rd Lady: Kabhi nahi kiya.
Yamraj: Kone me aao.
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Santa Ne Beti K Room Me Cigratte Dekha,
Oh God, She Smokes,
Wisky Dekhi,
Oh God, She Drinks,
Fr Ldke Ko Dekha,
Thnx God,
Ye Sb Iska ha.
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Zamana Bohat Kharab Hogaya Hai.
Boy to Girl: Kya me aap ka haath choom sakta hoon.
Girl: Kion, mere honton pe kaante lage hyn kia.
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Kejariwal: Hum Free Wifi Denge
Accountant: Sir Khacha Bahut Ayega
Kejariwal: Hum Password Nai Denge
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SANTA went to court,
JUDGE: Order Order.
SANTA: 1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold drink.
JUDGE: Shut Up.
SANTA: No,No 7Up.
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Girlfriend: Will u love me,
After marriage also?
Boyfriend: It depends on your,
Husband, if he allowe me.
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Wife Bache Ki Potty Test Karwane Gayi.
Pathologist: Ye Potty Nahi Halwa Hai
Biwi: Ek Phone Kar Loon
Pathologist: Kyon
Biwi:Unko Batana Hai Ki vo Lunch Me Galat Dabba Le Gaye Hain
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Boy: I cant pray GOD to bless you.
Girl : Why?
Boy: Cz he already did.
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A Girl went to repair umbrella.
Shopkeeper: BB uper ka kapra otarna parega aur neechay danda dalna parega.
Larki Boli: Jo marzi karo bus pani andar na aaye.
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Ek tu teri aawaz yaad aayegi,
Teri kahi huwi har baat yaad aayegi,
Din dhal jayega raat yaad aayegi,
Har lamha pahli mulakat yaad aayegi.
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Once spiderman, superman, batman, james bond, ironman, hulk,shaktiman, krish all visitd Rajnikanth.
Do u knw wich day it was?
GURU POORNIMA.
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Dad: Beta Ye Batao Jaan Kahan se Nikalti Hai
Son : Dad Khirki se
Dad: Vo Kise
Son: Sister toh Kal Keh rahi thi Jaan Tum Khirki Se Nikal Jao
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Lines by College boy.
Love is when i walk to other side of classroom,
To sharp my pencil, Just to See her.
N then realize that,
Im holding a pen.
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Aap Ke Liye Ek Film Mein, Chhota Sa Role Hai.
Heroin Aap Ko Guffa Mein Le Jayegi Aur Goli Maar Degi.
Film Hai,
Guffa Mein Gaandu Ki Mout.
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No one saves us but ourselves. No one can and no one may. We ourselves must walk the path.
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रोमांटिक महौल बनाएं और दोस्त बनकर साथ में कुछ करें, जैसे बीच पर साथ जाना, साथ डांस करना या साथ में एक खूबसूरत सा केंडल लाईट डिनर करना। इसके बाद आप देखेंगे कि जब वातावरण सही होगा तब नई भावनाएं उभरकर आएंगी।
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Take the time to sit down with your partner and discuss what you’d like your honeymoon to look like. What are the hopes you have for sex and intimacy during this trip?
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Why did you leave your last job?
Or why are you thinking about leaving your current job?
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Kbi kisi ladki se book nahi mangni chahiye warna maar pad sakti h.
Book it means,
B: baby
O: only
O: one
K: kiss.
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I Don’t Know
How To Make Things Better Between Us
I Can Start By Saying
I’m Sorry
I Really Am:
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Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari,
jaan ke liye kar doon kurban yaari,
jaan ke liye todd doon dosti tumhaari,
ab tumse kya chhupaana,
tum hi toh ho jaan hamaari.
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Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari,
jaan ke liye kar doon kurban yaari,
jaan ke liye todd doon dosti tumhaari,
ab tumse kya chhupaana,
tum hi toh ho jaan hamaari.
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Aaj Pehli Baar Ladki Ki Freind Reqest Aai..
Sala Khushi Khushi Me Not Now Pe Click Ho Gaya..!
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Aaj Pehli Baar Ladki Ki Freind Reqest Aai..
Sala Khushi Khushi Me Not Now Pe Click Ho Gaya..!
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Uski Chahat Se Ikrar Na Krte,
Uski Kasmo Pe Aitbar Na Krte,
Pata Hota Hum Sirf Mazak He Unke Liye,
Kasam Se Jaan De Dete Magar Pyar Na Karte
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Love Quote By A Broken Lover: You hurt me more than I deserve.
It is just because,
I loved You more than you deserve.
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App use raat ko 12 bje ke baad call karke sabse pehle birthday wish kar sakte ho.
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Agar uske paas gaadi ya bike hai, to use kaho ki tumhe thoda ghumane le jaaye. Kabhi lift maang liya karo. Jhoot-moot ka anand dikhao. Baaton baaton mein use apni mohmaya ke jaal mein fasa lo.
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Brilliant answered by Boy Friend on breakup
GF- Tumhe mere jaisi ladki kabi nahi mill sakti
BF- Chill sweety…
Jab mujhe tu hi pasand nahi to tere jaisi kyu dhudunga!
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Meri kalam se lafz kho gaye shayad,
Aaj wo bhi bewafa ho gaye shayad,
Jab neend khuli to palkon me paani tha,
Mere khwab mujh pe hi ro gaye shayad.
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Kapil: Pata nahin log propose kaise kar lete hain,
Mujhe to paani puri khane ke baad sukhi wali puri maangne mein bhi sharam aati hai.
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Bf ne gf ke purs se chupke se cell nikala dekhne ke liye ki mera kiss naam se numb save hai,
Honey Or Sweetheart,
Jab Bf ne apne cell se numb milaaya to likha tha,
Recharge waale bhaiya.
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A Little boy asks to Sunny Leone :-
Aunty ji, you have a Bungalow,
a Car, Bank balance, Nauker-Chaaker..,
Aap karti Kya Hai..??
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Sunny Leone replies:-
Bas Beta, Ek Chhota sa ‘HOLE-SALE’ ka Business hai.
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