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Saase tham si jati hain par jaan nahi jati,
Dard hota hain par aawaz nahin aati,
Ajeeb se log hain es duniya mein,
Koi bhul nhi pata to kisi ko yaad nhi aati
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Dosti Ka Farz Yun Hi Nibhate Rahenge,
Wakt Bewakt Aapko Satate Rahenge,
Dua Karo Ke Umar Lambi Ho Hamari,
Varna Yaad Ban Ke Aapko Satate Rahenge.
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For those girls who say that-
mere piche to bhot se ladke pade hai.
They always should remember that Low price always attract customers.
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Ik bar Laloo ji cykil chala rahe the, ke achanak sykil Ik girl se takra gayi
Girl shouted: Sala ghanti nahi maar sakta tha!
Funny Laloo: Behanji, poori sykil to maar di, ab ghanti alag se maroon ?
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Sumona – Tumne shaadi se pehle kyu nahi bataya ke tumhari raani naam ki ek our wife bhi hai….??
Bittoo – Bataya to tha tumhe raani ki tarah rakhunga
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Rishton Ki Dori Kamzor Hoti Hai
Aankho Ki Baatein Dil Ki Chor Hoti Hai
Kisi Ne Jab Bhi Pucha Friendship Ka Matlab
Hamari Ungli Aapki Aur Hoti Hai
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Acha lagta hain tera naam mere naam ke saath,
Jaise koi subhaa juri ho kisi haseen shaam ke saath.!!
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Kaise Aapko Hum Manayen Bass ek Baar bata do,
Meri Galti, Mera Qasoor to Mujhe Yaad dila do
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Pati: mere marne ke baad, kyaa tum doosri shaadi karogi?
Patni: nahi. main apni behan ki saath rahungi. aap?
Pati: main bhi tumhaare behan ke saath rahunga
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Salesgirl : Sir no smoking in the shop.
Man : But i purchasued cigarette from your shop.
Salesgirl : Sir we sell Condoms too, but it doesn’t mean u start F##$$g us
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Kapil: kitna paisa hua?
Auto wala: 30 Rs..
Kapil: Ye le 15 Rs
Auto Wala: Ye kya sirf 15 Rs.. ye to cheating hai
Kapil: Cheating kaise..Tu bhi to baith k aaya hai.. to sharing ka paisa kon dega, Tera baap?
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Boy Kill His Girl Firend
Girl: Mene Tujko Meri Jannat Dikhai Thi Aur Tune Mujhko Dhoka Dia?
Boy: Koi Baat Nahi Ye Meri JANNAT2 Hai.
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Ek Diwaar par likha huya tha,
‘Life Is Very Beautiful’.
Kisi ne uske niche.. ek line aur add Kar di:
Terms & Conditions Of Your Wife Apply
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Sabne Kaha Dosti Ek Dard Hai,
Hamne Kaha Dard Kabul Hai!
Sabne Kaha Dard Ke Saath Ji Na Paoge,
Hamne Kaha Teri Dosti Ke Saath Marna Kabul Hai
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Raat gumsum hai magar chand khamosh nahi,
Kaise keh du aaj fir hosh nahi.
Aisa duba teri aakhon ki gehrai main,
Haath mein jaam hai, magar pine ka hosh nahi.
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You don’t need to wear a suit and tie to the local pub, but it wouldn’t hurt to brush your teeth and put on a shirt that doesn’t look slept in.
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Help when and where you can. In most cases, chances to serve aren’t always at the most opportune times, but sacrificing your time to help someone in need says a lot about you.
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Sania Mirza back in India
Milk prices down by Rs 2/-
Hasso matt kamino dono alag alag news hai..!
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This is a variation on the Hot Seat with you sitting in his lap, but this time planting yourselves on top of a washing machine set at the highest agitator cycle.
Benefits: Extra vibes.
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"Teacher:-""Batao A Ke Baad Kya Aata Hai??
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Santa Kafi Der Sochne Ke Baad BoLa..."" A Kya BoLti Tu "
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A man to Santa: Your friend is kissing your wife in your home. Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour and slapped the man and said:‘He’s not my friend.’
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Jaane Kyon Log Mohabbat Karte Hain.Dil Ka Sauda Yun Khule Aam Karte Hain Pata Hai Ki yahan sab Hote Hain Bewafa,Phir bhi kyon Hum Apna Dil Kisi ke Naam Karte Hain
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Student to God:Hazaro ki kismat tere hath hai,
Agar pass karde to kya bat hai.After the exam…God:Girlfriends thodi kam patata to kya bat thi,
Kitabe to sari tere pass thi…
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One person’s LOL is another’s WTF!
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Question: Why can not MICROSOFT built any cars?
Answer: Cause when an accident happens the airbag always asks: Are you sure?
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Pyar wo hain jisme sachai sath ho
Saathi ki har baat ka ehsaas ho
Uski har ada par naaz ho
Dur rehkar bhi pass hone ka ehsaas ho.
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what s Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
What s Oxford?
Santa: Simple, Bail Gaadi. Ha ha
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Hum jeete EK bar hai, Marte EK bar hai, Pyar EK bar hota hai
Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai.
tO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUN ?
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Kyo mere Dil ko Tune Jalayaa?
Sharam na aai Tujhe Be-raheem,
Aakar Dekh ja Kabhi Fursaad me
Kitne kiye hai Tune Mujh pe Sitaam.
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Dil ki udasiyun ko mitaya na ja saka.
Ek teri yaad thi k bhulaya na ja saka.
Hum ne ki lakh koshish, hazaron kiye jatan.
Palkon pe ansoon ko bithaya na ja saka
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The first toilet ever seen on television was on Leave It To Beaver
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Lady in bus
Lady in bus: aapka kuchh touch ho raha hai.
Man: Oh, wo meri salary hai pocket mein.
Lady: OYE! TERI SALARY 5 MINUTES MEIN 3 GUNA BADH GAYEE?
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Jagmag Thali Sajao.
Mangal Deepo ko Jalao
Apne Gharo aur Dilo main Asha ki Kiran Jagao
Khushali aur Samridhi se bhara ho apka jeevan
Isi Kamna ke Saath Shubh Deepawali.
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Gangnam Style is the result of Rajinikanth once practising horse
riding for a shot in the movie, without a horse
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Doctor: aap dariye mat. main hoo na.
Patient: wahi mera sabse bada dar hai doctor
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Kitne Majboor Hain Hum..
Pyar Ke Hathon,
Na Tujhe Pane Ki Oukaat,
Na Tujhe Khone Ka Hosla…
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Roka unhe bahut baar
Ab nahi rokenge hum
Thokar kha chuke har baar
Ab thak se gaye hai hum.
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Teacher:Bahut tez barish ho rahi hai
Iske aage ka sentence btao.
Student: Ab light Nahi Aaegi.
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IF you broke heart any one.
One day your own heart will broke some one.
Than you know the pain of broke heart.
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Every Heart Has A Pain
Only The Way Of Expression Is Different
Some hide It In Eyes
While Some hide In their smile.
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Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command.
Husband: Exactly darling
its a computer not a Husband.
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एक औरत कोमा में चली गई.
पति मुर्दा समझ कर जलाने चला.
रास्ते में अर्थी खंभे से टकराने से औरत को होश आ गया.
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Dhadkan Dil Ki Ruk Jati Hai
Sanse Aksar Tham Jati Hai
Bahut Buri Halat Hoti Hai Yaaro
Jab GF Se Shaadi Karne Ki Naubat Aati Hai
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The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.
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MUNNA BHAI :
Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT :
Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI :
Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT :
Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh
Baelgaadi.
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