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An ounce of patience is worth more than a tonne of preaching.
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From the very beginning of the interview, your interviewer is giving you information, either directly or indirectly. If you are not hearing it, you are missing a major opportunity. Good communication skills include listening and letting the person know you heard what was said. Observe your interviewer, and match that style and pace.
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Hasrat hain sirf tumhey paaney ki,
Aur koi khawahish nahi is deewane ki,
Shikwa mujhe tumse nahi khuda se hai,
Kya zarurat thi tumhe itna khubsurat bnane ki
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Hume waqt aur teacher dono sikhaate hain, Par Waqt or Teacher me sirf itna sa farq hai, Teacher sikhaa ke imtihaan leta hain, Aur Waqt imtihaan lekar sikhaata hain.
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Hum bhula na sake aaj bhi apne pehle pyar ko,
Na jaane kya baat thi us pyaar mein aisi,
Ek dabi khwahish thi jo aana saki labon tak,
Phir bhi sapne mein kyun aa gaye tum aaj bhi ..
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Tried to loose weight…….But it keeps finding me.
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The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude
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One night a boy asked his girlfriend:
“Darling r u free tonight”
His girlfriend shouted & replied:
“Have I ever charged u before?”
Gud Ni8
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A peach is a peach.
a plum is a plum.
a kiss is not a kiss unless its with tongues.
so open ur mouth & close ur eyes
& give ur tongue some exercise.
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If U delete this message thats bcoz u love me. .. If u save it thats bcoz u desire me .. & if u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me. So what u gonna do with It?
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I did it bcoz i can, i can bcoz i want 2, i want 2 bcoz u said i cudn’t.
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Aata nahi tha humein ikraar karna,
Na jane kaise seekh gaye PYAR karna.
Rukte naa the do pal kabhi kisi ke liye.
Naa jane kaise seekh gaye intezaar karna.
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They say we learn from our mistakes; so I m making as many as possible!!!
Soon I will be a genius :D
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संभव हो तो अपनी बहन से उसकी दोस्ती करा दें ताकि आपको उनसे और टच में रहने का मौका मिलेगा
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पहले तो जाकर इंट्रोडक्शन की औपचारिकता पूरी करें।
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Ek aadmi ne sabse jyada blood donate karke record banaya.
Blood bank walo ne uski wife ka shukriya Kuch aise kiya.
Thank u
*Aapne nahi piya tabhi to hamne liya
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Mandir mein jute utaarte waqt aur
Kisi ko Miss-call marte waqt.
Bas ek hi dar rehta hai..
Koi utha na le..!!
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Agar manjil ko pana hai to himmat sath rakhna..
Agar pyar ko pana hai to aitbar sath me rakhna..
Agar hamesha hasna hai to??
BARUSH aur PASTE sath mein rakhna!!
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Maine tere ko yaad kiya, abhi k abhi..
Aur mera Sms bhi aya, abhi ke abhi..
Mai tujhe yaad karu to tera Sms jarur aana chahiye, abhi ke abhi..
Kyuki kuch bhi karne ka lekin mera ego hurt nai karneka..
Aali re aali, aata tuji bari aali..
Agar tera mSg nai aya to…. Majhi Satkel..!!
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Hum karte hai tumse pyar,
Aaj karte hai pyar ka ikraar.
Jante hai tum bhi hamare liye bane ho,
Tumne jitna pyar kiya utna kisi ne kiya na tha,
Jitna tumne khabon mein sataya ,
Utna tang kisi ne kiya na tha,
Hai majburiyan tumhari hai majburiya hamhari,
Bas kehna hai aaj itna tumse,
Kabhi kam na hogi dil se mohabbat tumhari.
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Think of love as a card game:
first, get rid of the jokers,
throw away the hearts,
keep the diamonds…
then try to get calls a romance
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I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.
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I can resist anything but temptation.
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2 Dost salo baad mile.
Pata chala dono ki shadi ho gai hai.
Sonu: Kaisi hai teri biwi.
Monu: Swarg ki apsra hai,
Aur teri
Sonu: Meri to abhi jinda hai!!
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A person who never smoked,
Never drunk,
No affairs,
No Girlfriend,
No flirting.
When he died.
LIC refused claim bcoz..
JO JIYA HI NAHI WO MARA KAISE?
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Kab Dil Uski Yaad Me Chur Nahi Hota,
Kab Use Milne Ko Dil Majbur Nahi Hota,
Ye Saach Hai Zindagi Me Dil Uska Tutata Hai,
Jiska Koi KASOOR Nahi Hota..
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Zindagi Rahe Na Rahe Dosti Rahegi,
Paas Rahe Na Rahe Yaadein Rahegi,
Apni Zindagi Mein Hamesha Haste Rehna,
Kyunki Aapki Haasi Me Ek Muskaan Meri Rahegi..
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So jata hai har koi apne kal ke liye
Par koi ye nahi sochta
Ke aaj jis ka dil dukhaya wo soya hoga ya nahi..!
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You’re always on my mind, wanna be with you, its all true but i dont love u…!! ♪♫♪
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Life is XXX
Yesterday is Xperience,
Today is Xperiment,
Tomorrow is Xpectation..
So, use ur Xperience in ur Xperiment to achieve ur Xpectation…!!
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The Men who are feeling left out because of Women's Day yesterday don't feel sad... Men's day is coming soon, just that across the world it's called by a different name on April 1st ! ??????
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Khoobsurat Sa Ek Pal Kissa Banjata Hai
Jane Kab Kaun Zindagi Ka Hissa Banjata Hai
Kuchh Log Zindagi Mein Milte Hai Aise
Jinse Kabhi Na Tutnewala Rishta Banjata Hai
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Why Hindu Law doesn't permit second marriage?
Answer:- Indian Constitution article 20(2) says: "No human can be punished twice for the same offence".
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Aap lehro ko to nahi rokh sakte lekin terna sikh sakte hai.
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Kapil Sharma And A Girl Standing On The Bus Stop....
Kapil : Oo Ji Main Kya...Nice Lipstick.
Girl: Thanks.
Kapil : Oo Ji Main Kya.. Nice Top And Jeans
Girl: Thanks.
Kapil: Oo Ji Main Kya..Nice Ear-Rings
Girl: Thanks.
Kapil : Aur Toh Aur Nice Necklace..
Girl: Thank you so much BHAIYA.
Kapil : Kamaal Hai..
Itni Saari Achi Cheeze Phir Bhi Tu Bhootni Lag Rahi Hai..
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Arzz kiya hai,
Mujh se break-up kar ke tu ban gayi ullu
Mujh se break-up kar ke tu ban gayi ullu
Maine toh nayi patta li tujhe kya milla ?
Babaji ka thullu??
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Jise tum chahti ho uski behen se dosti kar lo. Aur uski behen sehamesha meethi-meethi baatein karke uske ghar aana jaana chalu kar do. Baaton baaton mein bata dena use ki tum uske bhai ko pasand karti ho. Baaki ka wo khud hi sambhal legi.
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Munna: Kya kar rela hai circuit?Circuit: Bhai bulb pe baap ka naam likh rela huMunna: Kyun!Circuit: Bhai, baap ka naam roshan karne ka he na.
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Bachcha: (Nal se aate paani ko dekhkar) Papa yeh paani kaha se aata hai?
Papa: Beta nadi se..
Beta: Phir mujhe Nadi dekhni hai..
Papa use nadi dikhane le jaate hain, Bachcha unhe nadi mein dhakka markar gira deta hai…Bhagta hua ghar aakar Maa ko kehta hai…
Mummy jaldi Nal kholo, Papa aate honge!!
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English men have 1 month of festival in which they don’t eat non veg.
In their area there lived a santa who eats daily chicken.
Disturbed with the smell of chicken the English men decided to complain to Pope.
Pope called up Sardar and asked him to start following the Christian Religion and practice and he agreed.
So the Pope sprinkled holy water on Sardaar and said “You born as a “Sikh”, raised as a “Sikh”, but now you are a”Christian”!
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Next day again Chicken smell came from Santa house.. So all English men visited Santa’s house and they saw……
Santa was sprinkling Holy water on Chicken and said
“You born as ‘Chicken’, raised as a ‘chicken’ but now you are ..’Potato’.. :-D
Christians shocked!! santa rock!
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Jis ladki ko aap patana chahte ho,
usse jab bhi milo to uski family ki khariyat,haal-chaal zaroor pucho isse bhi ladkiyan bahut impress hoti hain."
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Always try to appreciate her looks and her dressing sense even wen she isnt lookin gud.....this will make her feel more comfortable with u...... juz let her know that u r da most romantic person and she'll die for u.
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If u r shy to express ur love to any girl U loved most then other way is take her mobile no. from her friend bye any way. Then send msg of friendship daily if she reply or call reject her or don't reply her after 2-3 days u tell her that u r in her school at childhood & u got her no. from our(Means u & she)friend. Ask her for sightseeing or for movie after ur 2-3 phone call & she will be very excited to see u meet her at evening only.
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Kapil opened a new tailor shop Girl to Kapil : " kurti ki baazu 'net' wali banana." . . . . . .
Kapil to girl : "3G ya 2G?"
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Marwari ne shaikh ko khoon dekar uski jaan bachai
Shaikh ne khush hokar use Mercedes Car gift ki!
Shaikh ko phir khoon ki jaroorat padi,
Marwari ne phir khoon diya
Abki baar shaikh ne sirf laddo diye,
Marwari (Gusse se): Iss baar sirf laddo??
Shaikh: Bhai, Ab hamare andar bhi marwari ka khoon daud raha hai!!
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Indian economy has been down for years, but nobody panics, WhatsApp goes down for a few hours and everybody loses their minds.
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सविता भाभी के रूप में बॉलीवुड में प्रवेश करने को तैयार सेक्सी मॉडल रोजलीन खान की हॉट फोटो लीक हो गई हैं। ये तस्वीरें सविता भाभी की शूट के दौरान खिंची गईं।
खबरों के अनुसार रोजलीन, जो कुछ दिनों पहले अपनी छवि सुधारने की कोशिशों में लगी थीं, अब दोबारा वही कर रही हैं जिसमें वे माहिर हैं। मतलब है कि इस बार रोजलीन ने सेक्सी सविता भाभी बनकर दर्शकों को रिझाने की कोशिश की है। इस नए लुक में रोजलीन ने साड़ी के साथ बड़े गले वाला ब्लाउज पहनकर आकर्षक भाभी लुक को पूरी तरह से प्रदर्शित किया है।
खबरों में यह भी है कि रामगोपाल वर्मा ने अपनी फिल्म में कामुक सविता भाभी के बोल्ड रोल के लिए रोजलीन से बात की है। कयास लगाए जा रहे हैं कि रोजलीन की ये तस्वीरें रामगोपाल की आने वाली फिल्म या सविता भाभी कार्टून के निर्माता देशमुख की आने वाली फिल्म की भी हो सकती हैं।
सविता भाभी के मेकअप के लिए लाल सिंदूर और भूरी बिंदी भी उपयोग की गई है जिससे इस किरदार को सही अर्थों में प्रस्तुति मिल रही है। इसके लिए रोजलीन ने दो साड़ियों का उपयोग किया है। पहले विकल्प के रूप में उन्होंने पीले ब्लाउज के साथ लाल साड़ी पहनी है जो विद्या बालन के ‘डर्टी पिक्चर’ वाले लुक की याद दिलाती है।
दूसरे विकल्प के तौर पर रोजलीन ने क्लासिक ब्लू साड़ी के साथ रॉयल ब्लू ब्लाउज का प्रयोग किया है। इसके साथ उन्होंने पुराने समय की याद दिलाने वाले काले नेकलेस और लंबे काली लटकने वाली बालियों का प्रयोग किया है।
सविता भाभी की शुरूआत 2008 में एक कार्टून के तौर पर की गई थी। अपने लांच के कुछ ही दिनों में यह कार्टून बेहद लोकप्रिय हो गए थे। सेक्सी लुक वाली सविता भाभी कार्टून, मर्दों को सेक्स के संबंध में जानकारी देती है।
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