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Circuit: Bhai, apun ne kal Sania Mirza se phone pe baat ki.
Munna bhai: Arre wah, kya kaha usne.
Circuit: Usne kaha, Mamu wrong number!!
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संता- सर, आप अपनी ऑफिस में सिर्फ शादीशुदा लोगों को ही क्यों रखते हैं? बॉस- क्योंकि, उन्हें बेइज्जती सहने की आदत हो जाती है और घर जाने की जल्दी भी नहीं रहती।
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कभी-कभी आप उनके साथ मस्ती भी करें, जैसे गुदगुदाना, कुश्ती करना।
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अगर आप पार्टी में किसी लड़की को पटाना चाहते हो तो, आप सबसे पहले उनसे जाकर मिले और अपना परिचय दे, इससे धीरे-धीरे बात चित का सिलसिला शुरू होगा और आप उसे पटा लेंगे.
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Baccha Engineering College Join Karta Hai.
Sochta Hai Ki Voh Mazze Karega.
Ladkiya Patayega.
Usse Kya Milta Hai?
BABAJI KA THULLU....!!!!
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Aam Aadmi Mehnat Se Paise Kamata Hai.
Tax Pay Karta Hai.
Vote Karta Hai Usko Kya Milta Hai?
BABAJI KA THULLU....!!!!
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I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes CLOSED
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Borrow money from a pessimist- - he doesn't expect it back.
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There are 3 types of people in the world- vegetarian, non-veterinarian & Tuesday Saturday
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If I had a pound for every time I got suspicious... I'd wonder who the f&*k was paying me, and why?
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Jahan yaad na aaye teri,
Woh tanhaai kis kaam ki,
Bigde rishte na bane,
To khudaai kis kaam ki,
Beshak apni manzil tak jana hai hamein,
Lekin jahaan se apne na dikhein,
Woh oonchaai kis kaam ki!!
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Beautiful lines..
Zaruri to nahi ke insaan pyar ki murat ho,
Zaruri nahi ke insaan achcha aur khubsurat ho,
Par sabse sundar wo insaan hai..
Jo aapke sath ho jab aapko uski zarurat ho.
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Udas nazro me meri kai khwab milenge,
Kahi udasi ke rang kahi khushi ke gulal melenge,
Mere dil ki keetab ko kabhi ped kr dekhna,
Kahi apki yaad kahi app milenge.
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आप किसी दिन उनसे ये कह कर की “आप मुझे आपना ऑटोग्राफ देंगे तो ये मेरी खुशनसीबी होगी”. आप उनका ऑटोग्राफ मांगकर उनको खुश कर सकते हैं.
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उनके घर के पास से जब भी गुजरे उन्हें देखने की कोशिश जरुर करे. उन्हें ये एहसास दिलाना जरुरी है की आप उनमे इच्छा रखते हैं.
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Kuch dino tak ladki ki har baatt mano jayda nahi bus............1 month........phir dkhna ladki tumahra kahna manege.........vo khte ha na tum ladkiyo ko ijaat do vo apne ijaat tumhe dey dege
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Happy holi, plzz keep your girlfriends safe, pata chala vo kisi or ki ho li :D
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Rang Barse bhige chunar wali,
rang barse o rang barse bhige chunar wali..rang barse,
are rang barse bhige chunar wali..re!
Ab ghar jao nahi to zukaam lag jayega.
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Real Tip Of The Life-ZindgiEk Cigarette KiTarah Hai,
Enjoy Karo..
Warna
Jal ToRahi Hi Hai..!
Khatam To WaiseBhi Ho Hi Jayegi..
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Banta Advise
Dont Carry Umbrella During Rain
Keep WHISPER on Your Head
Ye Ghanto Tak Geelepan
ka Ahsas Nahi Hone Deta.
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Tere haath ki main wo lakeer ban jaun,
Sirf main hi tera muqadar teri taqdeer ban jaun,
Main tujhe itna chaho k tu bhool jaye har rishta
Sirf main hi tere har rishte ki tasveer ban jaun,
Tu ankhein band kare to aaun main hi nazar,
Is tarha main tere har khawab ki tabeer ban jau.
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1 Aadmi Apne Bete K Liye 1 ROBOT
Laya Jo Jooth Bolne Par THAPAD Marta Tha.
Beta- Papa Aaj Me School Nahi Jaunga Mere Pet Me Dard Hai (Sattaak...)
PAPA- Dekha tune jooth bola isliye tuje saza mili,
Me Jab Tere Jitna Tha To Kabhi Jooth Nahi Bolta Tha. (Sattaak...)
Wife (Haste huye boli) Aap hi
ka beta hai (Sattaak...)
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रजनीकांतः(एयरलाइंस वालों से)..
दिल्ली से चेन्नई की फ्लाइट कितने बजे आएगी..?
एयरलाइंस वालें:एक घंटे मे सर..
रजनीकांतः इससे तो अच्छा है मै पैदल ही चला जाऊँ,.
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Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine!
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So, fall asleep love, loved by me... for I know love, I am loved by thee.
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Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!
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The best smell in the world is that man that you love.
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I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street.
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Soul meets soul on lovers' lips.
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Where there is great love, there are always wishes.
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Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else.
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Love will find a way through paths where wolves fear to prey.
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The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
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There's a long life ahead of you and it's going to be beautiful, as long as you keep loving and hugging each other.
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Give me a kiss, and to that kiss a score; Then to that twenty, add a hundred more: A thousand to that hundred: so kiss on, To make that thousand up a million. Treble that million, and when that is done, Let's kiss afresh, as when we first begun.
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A friendship that like love is warm; A love like friendship, steady.
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You are always new, the last of your kisses was ever the sweetest.
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I know of only one duty, and that is to love.
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How did it happen that their lips came together? How does it happen that birds sing, that snow melts, that the rose unfolds, that the dawn whitens behind the stark shapes of trees on the quivering summit of the hill? A kiss, and all was said.
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We are most alive when we're in love.
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When you love someone all your saved up wishes start coming out.
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The minute I heard my first love story, I started looking for you, not knowing how blind that was. Lovers don't finally meet somewhere. They're in each other all along.
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They invented hugs to let people know you love them without saying anything.
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For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
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If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.
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Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone - we find it with another.
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2015 Mein Pe Ladki Patane Ke Naye Tarike
Kapde Dhone Ki Badiya Saboon Se Naha Ke Apne Sajna Ko Milne Jao. Uski Sugandh Ki Mahak Tumhare Prem Ka Dil Pighal Jayega. Aur Tumhari Prem Kahani Poori Ho Jayegi.
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Cozying up under a blanket with a special someone can be romantic or sexual, as long as you pick the right movie. But invite a date home only if you know them well already.
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