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santa in Coffee shop wth wife.
santar:Jldi Pi, Coffee thandi ho Jaye gi.
Wife:ki frk painda hai?
Srdar: Bywakof Rate List dekh Hot coffee Rs.15 Cold coffee.45
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Srdar got new job: 1st day he spent 11 hours on computer:
Boss was happy & asked what he did?
Sardar replied: Keybord te ABC agy pichy lagi c, O sidi kiti ae.
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Train Chali, Santa 1 Dibbe Mai Char Gaye..
TT Bola: Kyun Paa Ji, Nazar Nhe Aate, Ye Ladies Ka Dibba Hai.
Santa Ji: Sorry Ji, Mere Ko Laga Aap Mard Ho.
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Santa - My wife died yesterday.. Im trying to cry but tears are not come out, what to do?
Banta - No Problem. Just Imagine she Came Back.
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Santa:Train me raat bhar nind nhi ayi, upr ki seat mili thi, garmi bahut thi.
Banta:To xchnge krna tha
Santa:Kisse krta? Niche ki seat pe koi aya hi nahi.
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Banta: Yeh chaku kyu ubal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zarurat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaye.
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Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now, Police or Ambulance?
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Banta ped pe chada to upr baithey Bandar ne poocha: Upr kyu aya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai. Banta: Pata hai, Apple sath laya hu.
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Banta noticed that Santa was looking depressed, and asked what was wrong. "Well," said Santa, "I ran afoul of one of those awkward questions women ask. Now I'm in deep trouble at home." "What kind of question?" asked Banta. "My wife asked me if I would still love her when she gets old, fat and wrinkly." "That's easy," said Banta. "You just say 'Of course I will'." "Yeah," said Santa, "That's what I did, except I said 'Of course I DO...'
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Santa ne Live Radio Station call ki: Hello... ji ye Radio station hai ?
RJ: Ji Haan, boliye.
Santa: Meri awaaz pura shehar sun raha hai ?
RJ: J Haan.
Santa: Yani ghar mein jo meri biwi Radio sun rahi hai... wo bhi sun rahi hogi..??
RJ (Gusse mein): Haaan bhai haan..!!!
Santa: Hello Jeeto! Agar meri aawaz sun rahi hai toh jaldi se Motor chala de... Main oopar chhat par toilet mein hoon aur tanki mein Paani khatam ho gaya hai...!!!
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Santa applied for the job of night security guard at the factory. The boss looked him over carefully. "The sort of person we need for this job," said the boss finally, "is tough fearless, aggressive, suspicious, distrustful, always on the lookout for trouble and constantly ready to flare into violence. Quite frankly, you don't seem to fit the bill. "Oh. that is all right," explained Santa. "I HAVE ONLY COME TO APPLY FOR THE JOB ON BEHALF OF MY WIFE.
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Santa(jailer) to Banta: Das Phansi to pehla, akhri tamna ki hai?
Banta: Meri lattan utte te siir thale kar ke phansi la do.
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Ik Navi Jehi Bus Vich College Di Sari Kudiyan Chad Gayi, Te Bus Full Ho Gayi… Conductor: No More, No More Please. Santa: Sala, Morniya, Morniya Chadha Layiyan Te Hun Sadi Vaari Kehenda No More, No More.
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Wife Ne Kurti Kaddi, Fer Madhosh Nazran Naal Sante Vall Dekhde Hoye Apni Salwar Laahndi Hoyi Kehan Laggi, “Pata Hai Na, Ajj Ki Karna Hai?” Santa: Saali, Main Ajj Raat Nu Kapde Nahi Dhowanga…
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Santa Apne Kutte Nu Fadd Ke, Ohdi Poonch Vich Pipe Pa Reha Si.
Banta: Oye, Kutte Di Dum Kadi Sidhi Nahi Hundi.
Santa: Saale, Main Taan Pipe Nu Teda Kar Reha Haan.
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Santa te banta jungle to ja rhe si, achanak ik sher samno aa gya,
santa : chal isde naal ladde hai,
banta : oye kuch taan laaz kar eh ik(1) te asi 2.
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Santa: dunali le ke darwaje te khadiya si,
banta: tu ethe kyun khadiya hai,
santa : sher da shikar karan jana hai, banta : te ja pher ?
santa : kiven javan buhe mure kutta khadiya hai.
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Santa to Shopkeeper: Gora Karn Wali Creme Haigi, Tere Kol,
Shopkeeper: Haan Hai Santa: Fer Saale Launda Kyun Ni, Teri Sakal Dekh Ke Main Roz Dar Janda Haan.
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Santa: Oh Yaar Tu Ki Boli Janda Ae Mainu Nai Sunai Dinda? Thodi Uchi Aawaz Ch Bol Taan Sunu…
Banta: Main Taan Bas Chewing Gum Chab Reha Haan… Tainu Ki Keha?
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Golden Words By Hitler: If you can not fly, run.
If you can not run, Walk.
If you can not walk, crawl.
but keep moving… … …. ….. …… ……. ……..
Santa: Oye Eh Ta Theek Aa, Per Jana Kithe Hai?
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Teacher: ” Main Teri Jaan Kadh
Davaangi”, Da Future Tense Ki Hovega?
Santa: Saali, Tu Hath Laake Taan Dekh.
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Girl To Teacher: Sir, Class De Sare Munde Mainu Bhua-Bhua Kehnde Ne.
Teacher: Kon Kon Ehnu Bhua Kehnda Hai, Hath Khada Karo?
Sante To Bina Sab Ne Hath Khada Kar Lita,
Teacher: Sante, Tu Ehnu Bhua Nahi Kehda?
Santa: Sir, Mein Te Ehna Sab Da Fuffarh Haan.
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santa apne father k samne cigrate pi raha tha Logon ne kaha ke aap apne father ke samne cigratte pi rahay ho? Santa bola : Wo mera father hai, koi petrol pump thodi.
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Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye
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A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein
Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya.
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Banta: Yaar teri wife ki maut ka bada afsos hua, vaise hua kya tha?
Sant: Goli lagi thi mathe main.
Banta: Bhagwan ka shukar kar ke aankh bach gayi.
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Santa apni khoobsurat Bibi k saath car mein baitha.
Driver ne sheesha set kiya.
Santa gusse mein bola, meri bibi ko dekhkta hai, piche baith, car mein chalaoonga!
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Sadhu: Bachcha teri biwi ko chuddail chipak gayee hai. Upaaye karvaao.
Banta: Upayaye? Baba, agar do behenein gale mil rahi hain to is mein harz hi kya hai?
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Banta: Yeh AUTOMATICALLY kya hota hai?
Santa: Oye tujhe yeh bhi nahin pata, Jab auto mein koi ganji ladki ja rahi ho to use kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI
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Santa dials a number.
A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u?
Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, ye Ayodhya kaise chala gaya?
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Sardar baar baar apna computer ka
pasword bhool jata tha.
Ek din usne socha main apna
computer ka password
kya rakhu jo kabhi na bhooloon...
Usne password rakha ''INCORRECT''
Ab jab bhi woh galat password
enter karta hai,
computer khud usey bata deta hai
"Your password is incorrect''...
This time Sardar rocked...
Computer shocked.
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Height WHATSAPP forward
Sardaar ko uska Sasur joote mar raha tha....
Ek Aadmi: Kyun maar rahe ho is ko…???
Sasur: Maine isko hospital se whatsapp kiya ki 'Tum Baap Ban Gye Ho…'
Saale ne usko bhi 50 doston ko forward kar diya…
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Dr: Which soap do u use?
Santa: Bajrang ka Neem wala sabun,
Dr: Which paste?
Santa: Bajrang ka Ayurvedic paste,
Dr: Shampoo?
Santa: Bajrang ka Herbal shampoo.
Dr: Hair oil?
Santa: Bajrang ka Amla tel...
Dr: Is Bajrang a MultiNational Company Brand or a popular local company In your Punjab ?
Santa: No, Bajrang is my room-mate...
Har Ek Friend Jaroori Hota Hai
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A Chinese man’s wife dies 1 year after marriage…
Santa Sardar tries to console Chinese but doesn’t know what to say..!!
Sardar : Hota hai yaar. Chinese thi, aur kitna chalti…
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Banta- Truck Dekhkar Darte Kyo Ho?
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Santa- Ek Truck Driver Meri Biwi Lekar Bhag Gaya,
Darr Hai Wo Wapas Na Aa Jaye
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History ke teacher ne puchha-Kalidas ka
1 Bhai jute banata tha,
Uska naam kya tha?
SANTA ne socha
Bahut socha phir jawab diya-
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Addidas.
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Santa:-
Agar "Teri "Bivi Ko "Bhootni
Lipat Jaye,To Tu Kaya Karega?
Banta:-
Mujhe "Kaya Karna!
Ye Do "Behno" Ka" Aapsi "Mamla"Hai:-"
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SaNTa:KyO Be
KaHa Ja RaHa Hai
BaNTa:YaR
KaarKhane Ja RaHa Hu.
SaNTa:
AbE SaaLe
ULLu BaNaTa Hai;>;>
Itni BaDi CAR
Tu KaiSe KhaYeGa::;)
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Teacher- "MY TEACHER" Par 10 Line Likho
Thodi Der Baad Santa Utha Or Bola-
Sir,
=>Saali kamini<=
Ko EngLish Me Kya Kehte Hain..?;-)
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''SANTA class mei Gadha Lekr Aaya Tcher:- Issko class me kyu Laye Ho. SANTA:- Sir Aapne hi kaha Tha, ki Aapne kyi
Gadho ko Insaan bnaya hai. Ab Banao....
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Santa:-
"agar Wo meri nahi huyi to mai use kisi or ki bhi nahi hone dunga!!"
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Banta:- Aur agar teri ho gayi to sabki hone dega???
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Santa.Auto Wale_Se-Kyu Bhai
Hanuman Mandir Jaoge Auto
Wala - Ha.
Santa- To Phir Aate Samay Parsad
lete Aana
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Snta:Agr Toilet Ja Ke Aane K Bad Dubara Jane Ki Zarurat Pade Toh Tu Konsa 'Gana' Gayega?
Bnta:Juda Hoke Bhi Tu Mujhme Kahin Baki Hai.. :)
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Santa: Oye tu ladki dekh aaya? Kaisi hai?
Banta: Rang se kali h aur kaan se kam sunti hai.
S: Zara english me bataa.
B: 'Black-Behrry' hai.
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Sabziwala sabzi per Paani chhidak raha tha.
kaafi der ho gayi.Tab Santa gusse se bola:
Bhaisab agar Bhindi ko Hosh aa gaya ho
to 1 kilo de do.
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Mantri Jee 2 Santa: ELECTION Aa Gaye Hai Jee.. Dhyaan Rakhna.. Mai Khada Hu!
Santa: Oh Jee Khade Kyun Ho?
Baith Jao, Apna Hi Ghar Hai..
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Santa_ne cafe me Ldki_se I LUV U kaha
Ldki ne Mara Chata Or_Boli kya bola Tu
SNTA- ROTE HUE
Jab_suna hi nhi tune to Chata Q Mara.
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Santa Gusse Me:-
Waiter!
Chiken Biryani Me Chiken NaHi hai.?
Waiter:Sahab,
Gulab Jamun Me Kon Sa Gulab hota hai?
Santa:Ha Yaar Sorry....
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Santa:Tuje Pata
Hai,Log Muje BHAGWAN Mante Hain
Banta: Kaise?
Santa: Jab Bhi Mai Kahin Jata Hu Woh Kehte Hain "Hey Bhagwan! Tu Fir Aa Gya
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Santa library me 3 Ghante 1 Book padhne k Bad bola
SO BORING
itne sare characters but no story
Librarian-
Santa ji,wo TELEPHONE DIARY hai
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