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Sardaar raat ko cycle le ke qabristan main ghus gaya.
Phir dusri side se bahar nikla,
Aur paseena ponchhty hue bola: Yaar, ye konsa road tha?
Itne sare speed breaker.
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Hume tumse Love hai.
Please refuse na karna.
Ye zero watt ka hope bulb hai.
Please ise fuse na karna.
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Rab se pyara koi naam nahi hota,
Uski ibadat se bada koi kaam nahi hota,
Duniya ki mohabbat me hai ruswaiya,
Par uski mohabbat me koi badnam nahi hota.
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Main Dua Mein Tujhe Manga Hai,
Magar Wafa Se Manga Hai.
Kabhi Sajde Mein Jakar Pucho Apne Rab Se,
K Maine Kis Kis Ada Se Tumhe Manga Hai.
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Santa Sharab Pikar
Sadhu Se Takra Gya
Sadhu Gusse Me- Aye Murkh
Me Tujhe SHRAAP Deta Hu
Santa-Rukiye Maharaj
Me Glas Leke Ata hu
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Newton ek light ke niche padha.
Edison ek bulb ke niche padha.
Aur Rajnikanth.
Ek agarbatti ke niche padha.
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Arj kiya hai: Teri ada kafi hai dil jalane k liye,
Wah Wah,
Teri ada kafi hai dil jalane k liye,
Itni badi pant pehenta hai,
Choti si mungfali chupane k liye.
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Muhabbat Ho jati hai ya karni parti hai?
very simple.
Ladki Khoobsurat ho to ho jati hai.
Agar Ameer ho to karni parti hai.
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Dad: Ek zamana tha jab mai 10 rupaye me Doodh Pee k aata tha.
Son: Woh zamana gaya dad Aajkal toh 10 rupaye me koi dikhati bhi nahi hai.
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Don ko 11 Mulko ki police Talash Rahi Hai.
Isliye Don Rajnikant ke ghar me chupta hai.
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Ladki Sadak Pe Jaa Rahi Thhi Aur Sardar Ji Ko Sadak Ke Kinare Peshab Kartey Dekh Kar Apna Rasta Badalne Lagi.
To Sardar Ji Bole: Oye Kudiye Tu Darr Na, Jiss Cheez Se Tu Darr Rahi Hai Usko To Maine Hath Mein Pakda Hua Hai.
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Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai mein,
Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai mein,
Hume mat dhundo duniya ki bheed mein,
Hum milenge tumhe fir kisi,
Free SMS ki scheme mein.
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एक बार संता ने अपने बेटे की शादी की.
बहू विदाई के बाद घर आ गई तब संता की पत्नी (सास) ने कहा: बेटी आज से मुझे मां और अपने ससुर को पापा कहना.
शाम को संता का बेटा (पति) के आने पर पत्नी बोली: मां भैया आ गए.
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Tera Intezaar Mujhe Har Pal Rehta Hai,
Har Lamha Mujhe Tera Ehsaas Rehta Hai,
Tujh Bin Dhadkane Rukk Si Jaati Hai,
Ki Tu Mere Dil Me Meri Dhadkan Banke Rehta Hai.
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MAA BAAP ko bete ke kitne kushi hote hai,
Kitne duaon ke baad beta hota hai aur wo,
Nalaik facebook per ID bana ker larki bun jata hai.
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ना वक्त इतना हैं कि सिलेबस पूरा किया जाए,
ना तरकीब कोई की एग्जाम पास किया जाए,
ना जाने कौन सा दर्द दिया है इस पढ़ाई ने,
ना रोया जाय और ना सोया जाए।
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Kuch unth uncha, kuch poonch unchi, kuch unchi unth ki poonch.
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Kacche ped par pakka papita, pakka ped ya pakka papita, pakke ped ko pakde Pinku, Pinku pakde pakka papita.
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Dali dali pe najar dali, kisine achchi dali, kisine buri dali, Jis dali pe maine najar dali wohi dali kisine tod dali.
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Red lorry, yellow lorry. (x3)
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Four fine fresh fish for you.
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So, this is the sushi chef.
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I have got a date at a quarter to eight, I will see you at the gate, so do not be late.
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Susie works in a shoeshine shop. Where she shines she sits, and where she sits she shines.
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Aasman Me Itne Tare Ho Ki
Asma Na Dikhai De
Aap Ki Zindagi Me Itni Khushiya Ho
Ke Gam Na Dikhai De
HAVE A NICE DAY
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Santa Ne Chalenge Kiya Ki Wo Kutubminar Ko Sar Pe Rakh Kar Mumbai Le Jayega.
Saare News, Media And Channels Wale Waha Pahunch Gaye.
Aur Bole Ki Chal Rakh Ke Leke Ja.
Santa Masumiyat Se Bola: Bas Koi Utha Ke Sar Pe Rakh De, Fir Le Jaunga.
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Zarori Nahi K Har
SMS Mein Koi Message Ho,
BUS, AAP Yaad Aa Rahy Thy,
Es Liye Aap Ko Line,
Maar Di.
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Husband: Jo Aadmi Chori Karta Hai Wo Baad Me Zaroor Pachtata Hai.
Wife Said In Romantic Mood: Aur Tumne Shadi Se Pehle Jo Meri Nindein Churayi Thi Unke Bare Mein Kya Khyaal Hai?
Husband: Keh To Raha Hun, Jo Chori Karta Hai Wo Baad Mein Pachtata Zaroor Hai.
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मैं कुछ लम्हे और उसके साथ चाहती हूँ,
आँखों में थम जाऐ वो बरसात चाहती हूँ,
सुना हैं मुझे बहुत चाहता है वो मगर,
मैं उसके लबो से एक बार इज़हार चाहती.
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Did U ever wonder.
Wat does GOD exclaim when he is shocked.
Oh my Rajnikaant.
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Ladka: Dada Ji Aap Itni Thand Mein Apni Pant Utaar Kar Kyu Bethe Ho?
Dada: Kal Main Yaha Apni Kameej Utar Kar Betha Tha,
To Thand Se Meri Gardan Akad Gayi Thi Aj Teri Dadi Ne Kaha Hai Ki Pant Utar Kar Bethna.
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Pati: Janu Tum Pareshan Si Kyu Lag Rahi Ho?
Biwi Darte Hue Boli: Ji, Main Pregnant Hun,
Pati Khush Hote Hue: Ye To Khsuhi Ki Baat Hai,
Wife Hairani Se: Achha, Par Yahi Bat Mene College Time Mein Dad Ko Batayi Thi To Mujhe Bahut Mar Padi Thi.
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Boss: Where's your File?
Men: At home.
Boss: What's it doing there?
Men: Having a better day than I am.
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Keep Away From Besan or MultaniMitti.
Using Besan and multanimitti can sometimes clog pores.
This can further cause more pimples to erupt.
Stay away from both totally.
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Modi Ka Suit Kharidne Wala Apne Aap Ko Thaga Mehsoos Kar Raha Hai,
Kyunki Kejriwal Ne Kaha Tha,
Iske Ek Pocket Mein Adani Hai, Ek Mein Ambani.. Par Use Koi Mila Nahin!
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Mom: Dekhna bahar baarish ho Rahi hai kya?
Me: Checks facebook,
Everybody updated,
Awesome mausam raining,
Haan maa ,
Bht baarish ho rahi hai.
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Tu MerI DostI Par Ek Ehsaan Kar,
Apne Sare Gum Tu Mere Naam Kar,
Jo Lamhe Rulate HaI TuJhe Yaad Ban Kar,
Wo Aansu MerI NaZro K Naam Kar.
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Santa Ne Apne Dost Banta Se Puchha.
Santa: Arey Vo Tera Chota Bhai Aajkal Kya Kar Raha Hai?
Banta: Kuch Din Pehle Ek Dukan Kholi Thi, Par Ab Jail Mein Hai.
Santa Hairani Se: Wo Kyun?
Banta: Yaar, Dukan Hathode Se Kholi Thi.
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As a strong man you might be in possession of everything.
Still, when it comes about experience the old folks have plenty.
As a wise man you must benefit from that.
The stories of their life are a clear indication about what to do and what not
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Q. What is the quickest way to double your money ?
Ans: Fold it in half.
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I wish we could cuddle all night long
And fall asleep after watching the sun rise together. I love you.
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Ladki ke Bhaiya Se Gehri Dosti Kar Lo. Aur Uske Ghar Aana Jaana Shuru Kar Do.
Ek Baar Ladki ka Bhai Tumhare Kaabu Mein Aa Gaya To Baad Mein Ladki Bhi Aaa Jaayegi.
Lekin Dhyan Rahe Unke Gharpe Ldki ko Zyaada Bhav Mat Dena.
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Her sapne ko apni saaanso main rakho
Her manzil ko apni baahon main rakho
Her jeet aapki hai
Bas apne lakshya ko apni nigahon me rakho.Good Day
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