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Unki Gali Se Mera Janaza Nikla,
Wo Na Nikle Jinke Liye Janaza Nikla,
Unka Ghar Aaya To Mere Dost Siti Bajane Lage,
Rakh Ke Mera Janaza Kamine Usko Patane Lage.
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Tujse Hi Har Subha Ho Meri,
Tujse Hi Har Sham,
Kuch Aisa Rishta Ban Gaya Tujhse,
Ki Har Saaso Mein Sirf Tera Hi Naam
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एक अजीब सी दौड़ है ये ज़िन्दगी,
जीत जाओ तो कई अपने पीछे छूट जाते हैं,
और हार जाओ तो अपने ही पीछे छोड़ जाते हैं
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Rajinikanth Is Remaking Titanic With Some Changes,
In The End He Doesn't Die But Swims Across
The Ocean With Heroine In 1 Hand And Titanic In The Other Hand.
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Santa Ek Bar Galati Se Ladies Toilet Chala Gaya
Sab Ladies Santa Ko Dekhkar Ek Sath Khadi Ho Gayi.
Santa: Baitho Baitho Bas DiL Mein Izzat Ho Utna Hi Kafi Hai
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Kaun Kehta Hai Ye Dil Pagal Hai,
Pagalpan To Bas Ek Bahaana Hai,
Ek Bar Muskura Kar To Dekho Lo,
Ye Pagal Dil Tumhara Deewana Hai.
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You Have To Get Up Every Morning
And Tell Yourself I Can Do This
Good Morning & Wish You Success
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You Have To Get Up Every Morning
And Tell Yourself I Can Do This
Good Morning & Wish You Success
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Boy At Bar: Tum Ladki Hokey Daaru Peeti Ho.
Awesome Reply By Girl:
Toh Kya 2 4 Peg K Liye Nichey Lawda Lagwa Loon'
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Teacher To Papu : Tumne Home work Q Nahi Kiya.
Deadly Answr Given By
Papu: Sir Kyuki Hum To Hostel Me Rahte Hai
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Tum Hans Kar Girao Bijleeya Dil Par,
Ye Dil Jaan-e-Maan Tumhara Hi Rahega,
Katal Kar Do Ya Le Lo Jaan Meri,
Ye Bandaa Aashiq Tumhara Hi Rahega..
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Bande Hai Hum Sanskari Hampe Babuji Ka Jor
Lena Unka Aashiread Nikale Rajeshree Ki Aur
Rishte Hai Folaadi Aur Virgin Har Kadam
Apni Aankho Kanyadaan Dekhne Aaj Chale Hai Hum
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Problems Shuro Hui To Aayi Mummy i Ki Yaad
Beach Probelem Ke Papa Ki Aayi Yaad
Abhi To University Ke Bhi Baqi Hain
Aayengi Yaad Nani Bhi Kuch Dinnon Ke Baad
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Gujar Gaye Kitane Din, Hogaye Kitne Saal
Gujar Gaye Kitane Din, Hogaye Kitne Saal
Par Aaj Bhi ACP Karta Hain Mujrim Ka Wahi Bura Haal.
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Santa: By Mistake Goes Into A Ladies Toilet
All Ladies Suddenly Stand Up .
Santa : Izzat Dil Me Ho Yehi Kaafi Hai, Baitho Baitho.
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Teacher: Agar Apna Character Sudharna Hai
To Sab Auraton Ko Maa Kaha Karo.
Student: Madam Is Se Mera Character To Theek Rahega,
Par Mere Baap Ka Bigad Jayega.
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लड़की: बेबी, कल मैं तुम्हारे लिए fast करूंगी.
लड़का: ना बेबी आराम से करेंगे, मज़े ले ले के धीरे धीरे फील के साथ..
लड़की: हवस के भूके कुत्ते मैं व्रत की बात कर रही हूँ.
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Jab Babuji Alok Nath Hon,
Toh Emraan Hashmi Bhi Sanskari Hon Jata Hey.
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Rajnikanth's Dog's House Has a
Signboard On it, Saying.
Maalik Se Sawdhan.
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Santa: Jab Bhi Wife Mera
Photo Apne Mobile Se Click Karti Hai
Mujhe Bahut Dar Lagta Hai.
Saala Kahi OLX Par na Laga De.
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Girl : Mujme Aisa Kya Dekha Ki Beech Bazar Propose Kar Diya
Boy : Jis Tarah Tu Kulfi Chus Rahi Thi.. Bas Apna Dil Aagaya
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Riya: Aur Uski Do Friend Class Main Baaten Kar Rahi Thi
Poonam: Maine Sir Ke Table Par Condom Dekha
Rinki: Maine Toh Usmain Ched Kar Diya
Riya: Tune Mujhe Marva Diya Usi Condom Se Main Chudi
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Kya Hua Jo Usne Racha Li Mehndi,
Hum Bhi Ab Shehra Sajayenge.
Mujhe Pata Tha ki Vo Apne Nasib Main Nahi,
Ab Uski Choti Bahan Ko Patayenge
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Slice an apple into thin slices. Place these on the face and leave for 15 minutes.
These soak up the extra oil and helps to close pores.
You may even make paste of apple peel, honey, vinegar, and a dash of multani mitti.
Apply for 30 minutes and rinse off with rose water.
Your skin will visibly tighten and will develop a healthy, radiant glow.
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Dr: Roz 5km walk karo, to 1 sal me 50kg wajan kum ho jayega.
1 sal bad santa phone pe: Wajan to kam ho gaya,
Magar saale ghar kaise jau 1825km door aa gaya hu.
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Tum door sahi majboor sahi,
Par yaad tumhari aati hai,
Jab saans wahan par leti ho,
To badboo yahaan tak aati hai.
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Loneliness and the feeling of being unwanted is the most terrible poverty.
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Santa: Mery dada ne 1857 ke jang me dushman ki tange kaat di thi.
Banta: Gardaan q nhi kati?
Santa: Wo pehle he kati hui thi.
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Mohabbat to kisi 1 se karungi,
Ho sake to kisi nek se karungi,
Lekin jab tak na milega wo nek ladka,
TRY to har 1 ko karungi.
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लड़का : जान देखो, मैं तुम्हारी जुल्फों के लिए क्या लाया हूं?
लड़की: सो स्वीट, क्या?
लड़का: जूं निकालने वाली कंघी .
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Husband: Dekho Main Chahe Jaisa Bhi Hoon,
Par Baccha Ek Dum Sunder Hona Chahiye.
Wife: Dekho Ji Choice Is Yours, Baccha Yaa
Toh Sunder Hoga Yaa Aap Ka Hoga.
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Dekha hai tumhare aage,
Sharma ke phoolon ko murjhaate,
Aye jahan ko ghayal karne waale,
Tum deodorant kyun nahi lagaate.
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A new year is like a blank book, and the pen is in your hands.
It is your chance to write a beautiful story for yourself.
Happy New Year.
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It might sound clichéd and seem like boring and laid back,
But this could be fun. Try getting up while it is still dawn,
To catch the first glimpse of the sunrise together.
Seeing a sunrise together brings in a sense of
New beginning and a fresh start for the newly married couples.
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Juhi: Is line ko english me translate kro.
Usne apna kaam kiya aur karta hi gya.
Kapil: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan.
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Let us always meet each other with smile, for the smile is the beginning of love.
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Do you offer continuing education and professional training?
This is a great positioning question,
Showing that you are interested in expanding,
Your knowledge and ultimately growing with the employer.
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Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
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Bikhari Nhi Par Bikh Mangataa Hai,
Ladki Nhi Par Purse Isthemal Krta Hai,
Pujaari Nhi Par Ghanti Bjaata Hai.
Ans: Bus Conductor.
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Laloo to Rabri: Agar tum batao ki is bag ke andar kya hai, To sare eggs tumare.
Agar tum batao kitne eggs to 8 ke 8 tumare,
Aur agar tum bata do ke ande kiske hai to woh murgi bhi tumari.
Rabri: Laloo Ji, koi hint to do na plz?
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Khafa hone se pehle khata bata dena,
Rulaane se pehle hansna sikha dena.
Agar jana ho kabhi hum se door aap ko,
Toh pehle bina saans liye jeena sikha dena.
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Santa: Ek Kunwari Ladki Niche Khadi Hai Ko English me Kis Tarah kahoge?
Banta: Boss, Malum Nahi.
Santa: Are Bewakoof Itna bhi Nahi Jantey Miss Under Standing (Misunderstanding).
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While smart casual might be the current trend, professional attire is
Still proper business etiquette for interviews. It is all about first impressions.
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