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Bhule nahi Aapko ye kaise yakin dilaye.
Aapki dosti ki ahmiyat kya hai.
Ye kaise samjhaye.
Aasma se uchi hai Dosti Aapni
Is chote se msg me kaise bataye.
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Dhritrastra Ne Gandhari Ko Ek Din Bade Pyar Se Bola.
Dhritrastra: Hey Gandhari, Tum Dhanya Ho Tumne Mujhe 100 Bachho Ka Pyar Diya.
Gandhari: Nath, Aap Agar Andhe Na Hote To Ye Kabhi Sambhav Na Tha.
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Na intzaar hai na ikraar hai,
Na aapse milne ko ab mera dil be-kraar hai,
Phir bhi dil se na jaane kyon yeh aawaz aati hai,
Wo tumhi ho jinki aankon aur baaton mei,
Ek sachchi dosti ka khumar hai.
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I miss u rozana,
After breakfast & khana,
Ab tum zyada mat itrana,
Hum ko acha lagta hai,
Aap ko ullu banana.
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The movie: 300 was initially planned to be made with Rajinikanth.
It was originally named: 1.
Want one more.
Rajinikanth killed the Dead Sea.
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Get your girlfriend's number. One of the first things you should do when you get a girlfriend,is to get her number. If you can, call her a couple of days after you get it. Calling right away can make you seem desperate.
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Jis ladki ko aap patana chahte ho,
Usse jab bhi milo to uski family ki khariyat,
Haal chaal zaroor pucho isse bhi ladkiyan bahut impress hoti hain.
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Maine teri yaad me,ro ro kar balti bhar di,
Maine teri yaad me,ro ro kar balti bhar di.
Tu itna bewafa nikla ke,
Usme nahakar chal diya.
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Patni Ji Ki Sundar Paribhasa
Jo Mahila Apne Pati se
50000 Rs. Lekar 60000
ka Hisab Btane ke bad
20000 Apne pas bachale
Use hi patni kahte hai.
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kabhi b uska peecha na kre!!!
kabhi bhi purpose kisi 3rd person se na kraye..
purpose shi waqt aur mauka dekhker kre....
hmesha ye dhyan rekhe ki uski ijjat aapki ijjat h...
hmesha uski aankho me dekhker baat kre..
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When I miss you
just close my eyes
and I am with you.
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Ho sake toh us ladki se hamesha milte rahe, kisi na kisi bahane se isse ap uski yaado me rahoge.
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Jagjit Singh singing: Yeh daulat bhi le lo,
Yeh shohrat bhi le lo.
Suddenly Santa stands up & says: Main toh bahut pareshan hun,
Meri toh aurat bhi le lo.
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Deep to andhi mei bhi jala karte hain,
Phool to kanton mei bhi khila karte hain,
kitne khusnaseeb hota hain wo,
Jinhe aap jaise pyare dost mila karte hain.
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Husband: jab main tumhe maarta hu tab tum Apna gussa kispe nikaalti ho?
Wife: toilet saaf kar ke
Husband: (haste hue) Pagal aurat.. wo kese?
Wife: toilet aap ke toothbrush se saaf karti hu.
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Gam ko bechkar khusi khreed lenge,
Khwaab bechkar zindgikhreed lenge,
Hoga imtehaan to duniya dekhegi,
Khud ko bechkar aapki dosti khreed lenge.
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Difficulties break some men but make others. No axe is sharp enough to cut the soul of a sinner who keeps on trying,
One armed with the hope that he will rise even in the end.
It always seems impossible until it’s done.
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1 The first rocket was so light and small that it was transported on a bicycle
To the Thumba Launching Station in Thiruvananthapuram, Kerala.
2 Shakuntla Devi was given this title after she demonstrated the calculation of two 13 digit numbers
7,686,369,774,870 × 2,465,099,745,779 which were picked at random. She answered correctly within 28 seconds.
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1 The first rocket was so light and small that it was transported on a bicycle
To the Thumba Launching Station in Thiruvananthapuram, Kerala.
2 Shakuntla Devi was given this title after she demonstrated the calculation of two 13 digit numbers
7,686,369,774,870 × 2,465,099,745,779 which were picked at random. She answered correctly within 28 seconds.
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Teri saadgi ko nihaarne ka dil karta hain,
Tamaam umr tere naam karne ka dil karta hai
Ek mukammal shayari hain tu kudrat ki,
Tuje ghazal banake juban pe lane ka dil krta hai.
Kiss You
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Breaking News:
Rajni kant Purchases
Two Nano Cars For..
.
Skating.. ;)
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Santa" Santa ko Computer ki exam me question pucha gya .
"what is Microsoft Exel ? "
Its new brand of surf Exel to clean the computer virus.
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Jee Bhar Ke Dekhoon Tujhe Agar Tujhko Gawara Ho,
Betaab Meri Nazrain Or Pyar Tumhara Ho
Jaan Ki Fikar Ho Na Zamane Ki Parwa,
Ek Tera pyar Ho Jo Sirf Humara Ho.
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Love is the strongest force the world possesses, yet it is the humblest imaginable.
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Munna Bhai Sms
Circuit, “Bhai… bole to bachpan mein apun 20th Floor se gir gaya tha.”
Munna Bhai, “Aisa kya? To fir bach gaya tha ya mar gaya tha?
Circuit, “Abhi jaane do na bhai itni purani baat…
Bole to ab apun ko jyada yaad nahin!!”
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GF: Where are you?
BF: hospital,had an accident
GF: When will they discharge you?
BF: in 2 days
GF k,ghar jake Recharge karwa dena mera
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There are only two mistakes one can make along the road to truth; not going all the way, and not starting
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Jis ladki par tumhara mitra fida hai,
tum bhi uspar pyaar nyochavar karo.
Jaise hi tumhara mitra koi galti kar baithe aur chappal khaye,
tum jaakar us ladki ka dil behla do. Yaari dosti apni jagah,
aur pyaar mohabbat apni jagah.
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Pati-Patni Blue Film Dekh Rahe Thhe, Achank Patni Ne Puccha...
Patni: “Aap Us Aadmi Ki Tarah Itni Jayada Der Tak
Kyyu Nahi Karte ?”
Pati: “Pagli Wo Uski Patni Nahi Hai Na, Tu Apni
Bahan Se Puchh Ke To Dekh.“
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Have a ball in your workout room? Use a stability ball to add some bounce to The Hot Seat . Have him sit on the ball with his feet on the floor. Back up onto him, sitting between his legs. Roll and bounce to it.
Benefits: See The Hot Seat. Also, adds bounce to his thrusts.
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Girls love guys who are really confident in who they are. Remember, you don't have to be Brad Pitt or LeBron James to be confident. Being confident is all about knowing who you are, knowing what you like and dislike, and being calm and collected.
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If your date is into music or their favorite band is in town, don’t think twice. Your date will be grateful and love you for planning a surprise date to the concert.
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i luved u once u luved me not.
i luved u twice but i 4got.
u neva luv me u neva will but even so i luv u still.
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Husband : Jab mein aache clothes pehenkar bazaar jata hu to sabziwale
sabzi mehngi dete hai. Jab gande kapde pehenkar jata hu to saste.
Wife : Tum katora lekar jaya karo na, free me hi sabzi mil jayegi!
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Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi
Ek kami thi woh bhi puri ho gayi
Pagal hain woh log jo kehte hain ki
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi.
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A woman come to a doctor,
with bumps and bruising all over her body.
The woman complains that it was her husband,
who beat her.
Doctor tells in surprise:- I thought your husband was out of town.
- So did I..
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Wish u all A Merry Christmas
May the Joys of the season
Fill your heart with goodwill and cheer.
May the chimes of Christmas glory
Add up more shine and spread
Smiles across the miles
Today & In the New Year.
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Santa Dukhi Tha Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho? Santa: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery ke Liye 2 Lakh Diye, Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu..
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एक लड़का अपनी क्लास की एक लड़की को पटाने की कोशिश कर रहा था ,
लड़का – hii स्वीटी , 50 का रिचार्ज करा दूँ क्या ?
लड़की – नहीं ,लड़का (मन ही मन मे)- वाह कितनी शरीफ लड़की है
लड़की – अच्छा 500 का करा दो ,फुल टॉकटाइम ऑफर चल रहा है ,
लड़का – जा बहन ! तेरी क्लास शुरू होने वाली होगी
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एक लड़का अपनी क्लास की एक लड़की को पटाने की कोशिश कर रहा था ,
लड़का – hii स्वीटी , 50 का रिचार्ज करा दूँ क्या ?
लड़की – नहीं ,लड़का (मन ही मन मे)- वाह कितनी शरीफ लड़की है
लड़की – अच्छा 500 का करा दो ,फुल टॉकटाइम ऑफर चल रहा है ,
लड़का – जा बहन ! तेरी क्लास शुरू होने वाली होगी
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The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.
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I will not leave South Africa, nor will I surrender. Only through hardship, sacrifice and militant action can freedom be won. The struggle is my life. I will continue fighting for freedom until the end of my days.
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In order to carry a positive action we must develop here a positive vision.
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Old friends pass away, new friends appear. It is just like the days. An old day passes, a new day arrives. The important thing is to make it meaningful: a meaningful friend - or a meaningful day.
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The Hebbal Flyover of Bangalore, built by Gammon, has a length of 5.23 kilometers. The serpentine maze of flyovers connects the Outer Ring Road and Bellary Road. Hebbal Flyover is one of India's greatest civil engineering wonders.
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Be prepared for anything
I mean anything, from the awkward non-kiss-back to "I'm married" to the guy morphing into a griffin and flying into a closed window.
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