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Rajinikanth Is Remaking Titanic With Some Changes,
In The End He Doesn't Die But Swims Across
The Ocean With Heroine In 1 Hand And Titanic In The Other Hand.
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Santa Ek Bar Galati Se Ladies Toilet Chala Gaya
Sab Ladies Santa Ko Dekhkar Ek Sath Khadi Ho Gayi.
Santa: Baitho Baitho Bas DiL Mein Izzat Ho Utna Hi Kafi Hai
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Kaun Kehta Hai Ye Dil Pagal Hai,
Pagalpan To Bas Ek Bahaana Hai,
Ek Bar Muskura Kar To Dekho Lo,
Ye Pagal Dil Tumhara Deewana Hai.
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You Have To Get Up Every Morning
And Tell Yourself I Can Do This
Good Morning & Wish You Success
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You Have To Get Up Every Morning
And Tell Yourself I Can Do This
Good Morning & Wish You Success
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Tum Hans Kar Girao Bijleeya Dil Par,
Ye Dil Jaan-e-Maan Tumhara Hi Rahega,
Katal Kar Do Ya Le Lo Jaan Meri,
Ye Bandaa Aashiq Tumhara Hi Rahega..
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Problems Shuro Hui To Aayi Mummy i Ki Yaad
Beach Probelem Ke Papa Ki Aayi Yaad
Abhi To University Ke Bhi Baqi Hain
Aayengi Yaad Nani Bhi Kuch Dinnon Ke Baad
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Santa: By Mistake Goes Into A Ladies Toilet
All Ladies Suddenly Stand Up .
Santa : Izzat Dil Me Ho Yehi Kaafi Hai, Baitho Baitho.
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Teacher: Agar Apna Character Sudharna Hai
To Sab Auraton Ko Maa Kaha Karo.
Student: Madam Is Se Mera Character To Theek Rahega,
Par Mere Baap Ka Bigad Jayega.
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Rajnikanth's Dog's House Has a
Signboard On it, Saying.
Maalik Se Sawdhan.
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Santa: Jab Bhi Wife Mera
Photo Apne Mobile Se Click Karti Hai
Mujhe Bahut Dar Lagta Hai.
Saala Kahi OLX Par na Laga De.
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Girl : Mujme Aisa Kya Dekha Ki Beech Bazar Propose Kar Diya
Boy : Jis Tarah Tu Kulfi Chus Rahi Thi.. Bas Apna Dil Aagaya
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Kya Hua Jo Usne Racha Li Mehndi,
Hum Bhi Ab Shehra Sajayenge.
Mujhe Pata Tha ki Vo Apne Nasib Main Nahi,
Ab Uski Choti Bahan Ko Patayenge
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Slice an apple into thin slices. Place these on the face and leave for 15 minutes.
These soak up the extra oil and helps to close pores.
You may even make paste of apple peel, honey, vinegar, and a dash of multani mitti.
Apply for 30 minutes and rinse off with rose water.
Your skin will visibly tighten and will develop a healthy, radiant glow.
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Dr: Roz 5km walk karo, to 1 sal me 50kg wajan kum ho jayega.
1 sal bad santa phone pe: Wajan to kam ho gaya,
Magar saale ghar kaise jau 1825km door aa gaya hu.
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Tum door sahi majboor sahi,
Par yaad tumhari aati hai,
Jab saans wahan par leti ho,
To badboo yahaan tak aati hai.
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Loneliness and the feeling of being unwanted is the most terrible poverty.
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Santa: Mery dada ne 1857 ke jang me dushman ki tange kaat di thi.
Banta: Gardaan q nhi kati?
Santa: Wo pehle he kati hui thi.
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Mohabbat to kisi 1 se karungi,
Ho sake to kisi nek se karungi,
Lekin jab tak na milega wo nek ladka,
TRY to har 1 ko karungi.
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Dekha hai tumhare aage,
Sharma ke phoolon ko murjhaate,
Aye jahan ko ghayal karne waale,
Tum deodorant kyun nahi lagaate.
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A new year is like a blank book, and the pen is in your hands.
It is your chance to write a beautiful story for yourself.
Happy New Year.
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It might sound clichéd and seem like boring and laid back,
But this could be fun. Try getting up while it is still dawn,
To catch the first glimpse of the sunrise together.
Seeing a sunrise together brings in a sense of
New beginning and a fresh start for the newly married couples.
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Juhi: Is line ko english me translate kro.
Usne apna kaam kiya aur karta hi gya.
Kapil: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan.
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Let us always meet each other with smile, for the smile is the beginning of love.
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Do you offer continuing education and professional training?
This is a great positioning question,
Showing that you are interested in expanding,
Your knowledge and ultimately growing with the employer.
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Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
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Khafa hone se pehle khata bata dena,
Rulaane se pehle hansna sikha dena.
Agar jana ho kabhi hum se door aap ko,
Toh pehle bina saans liye jeena sikha dena.
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Santa: Ek Kunwari Ladki Niche Khadi Hai Ko English me Kis Tarah kahoge?
Banta: Boss, Malum Nahi.
Santa: Are Bewakoof Itna bhi Nahi Jantey Miss Under Standing (Misunderstanding).
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While smart casual might be the current trend, professional attire is
Still proper business etiquette for interviews. It is all about first impressions.
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Do you know?
When Rajni was born?
On 30 feb & scince then february
Decidec not to gove this day to anybody else.
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When hippos are upset, their sweat turns red.
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Use lime juice as a scrub Mix lime juice with sweet almond oil and sea salt.
Use your fingers or a cotton wool and apply it on your face in a circular motion.
This natural scrub will remove dead cells from your face giving a radiant glow.
Lime peel also aids in fading scars and pimple marks from face.
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There are more lifeforms living on your skin Then,
There are people on the planet.
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1st Girl: Aaj Kal Ke Ladko Ka Koi Aitbar Nahi.
Main To Ab Uss kamine ka Mooh Bhi Nahi Dekhungi.
2nd Girl: Kyon Kya Hua?
Tumne Usey Kisi Aur Ladki Ke Sath Dekh Liya?
1st Girl: Nahi Usne Mujhe Kisi Aur Ladke Ke Sath Dekh Liya Hai,
Jab Ki Wo Kal Bol Raha Tha Ki Woh Out Of City Ja Raha Hai.
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Frustrated Rajnikant:
"Kuch to
Rehem karo kamino ..!..Ab Ye
Kisne Likha Ki Rajni Jab Chawal Khata
Hai..To Uske bum Se Idli Nikalti
Hai.
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Sardaar raat ko cycle le ke qabristan main ghus gaya.
Phir dusri side se bahar nikla,
Aur paseena ponchhty hue bola: Yaar, ye konsa road tha?
Itne sare speed breaker.
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Hume tumse Love hai.
Please refuse na karna.
Ye zero watt ka hope bulb hai.
Please ise fuse na karna.
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Rab se pyara koi naam nahi hota,
Uski ibadat se bada koi kaam nahi hota,
Duniya ki mohabbat me hai ruswaiya,
Par uski mohabbat me koi badnam nahi hota.
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Main Dua Mein Tujhe Manga Hai,
Magar Wafa Se Manga Hai.
Kabhi Sajde Mein Jakar Pucho Apne Rab Se,
K Maine Kis Kis Ada Se Tumhe Manga Hai.
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Santa Sharab Pikar
Sadhu Se Takra Gya
Sadhu Gusse Me- Aye Murkh
Me Tujhe SHRAAP Deta Hu
Santa-Rukiye Maharaj
Me Glas Leke Ata hu
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Newton ek light ke niche padha.
Edison ek bulb ke niche padha.
Aur Rajnikanth.
Ek agarbatti ke niche padha.
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Arj kiya hai: Teri ada kafi hai dil jalane k liye,
Wah Wah,
Teri ada kafi hai dil jalane k liye,
Itni badi pant pehenta hai,
Choti si mungfali chupane k liye.
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Muhabbat Ho jati hai ya karni parti hai?
very simple.
Ladki Khoobsurat ho to ho jati hai.
Agar Ameer ho to karni parti hai.
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Dad: Ek zamana tha jab mai 10 rupaye me Doodh Pee k aata tha.
Son: Woh zamana gaya dad Aajkal toh 10 rupaye me koi dikhati bhi nahi hai.
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