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सुनसान जंगल में

लड़की: अगर तुम मेरे साथ कुछ करोगे तो मैं बहुत ज़ोर से चिल्ला पढूंगी।
लड़का: इस सुनसान जंगल में कौन तुम्हारी आवाज़ सुनेगा?
लड़की: यह तो मैं जानती हूँ पर फिर भी मैं अपनी 'आत्मा' को तस्ल्ली देना चाहती हूँ।

Apr,28 2015
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हमारे बाथरूम में

भगवान कहां है
नर्सरी क्लास में छोटे बच्चों से पूछा गया “भगवान कहां हैं?”
एक बच्चे ने जोर-जोर से हाथ हिलाया “मुझे पता है!!”
टीचर ने कहां “अच्छा बताओं”
बच्चे ने बताया “हमारे बाथरूम में”
एक पल के लिए टीचर चुप! फ़िर संभलते हुए बोली “तुम्हें कैसे पता?”
बच्चा बोला “रोज सुबह जब पापा उठते हैं, बाथरूम का दरवाजा पिटते हुए कहते हैं- हे भगवान ! तुम अब तक अंदर ही हो!

Apr,28 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
After Earthquake

Don’t worry guys, everything is fine.
My phone was on vibration. Uski wajah se earthquake aa raha tha..!!
Settings changed now.
Sorry for the inconvenience caused.

From :- Rajnikant

Mind It!

 

Apr,28 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Ladka Banne Ka Vardan


Boy to a Girl-
Agar ek din k liye aapko LADKA banne ka wardan mil jaye,
to sabse pehle aap kya karogi?Girl: KHADE-KHADE MUTUNGI…!!

 

Apr,28 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Reason To Leave Life

Affection of Love is so Strange,
Sometimes It Becomes Reason To Live Life,
&
Sometimes It Becomes Reason To Leave Life…?

Apr,27 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
I Miss You Always.

You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind,
You must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart,
and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always.

Apr,27 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
No Special reason

There”s no Special reason for this msg,
I just wanna steal a single moment out of ur busy life
& hope I can make u smile n say: I Miss U.

Apr,27 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Fight For A Chewing GUM

A Kid On His Way 2 Home With His Mom Saw A Couple Kissing On The Road,
He Suddenly Shouted & Said: Look Mom look, that boy and girl Are Fighting For A Chewing GUM.

Apr,27 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
I QUIT

i need no one..!! I QUIT..!!!

Apr,27 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Pooja karo

Pooja karo,
pooja ko mat karo,

Aarti utaro,
par aarti ki mat utaro,

Mala chadhao,
par mala ke uppar mat chadho,

Ummeed hai aaj se kameena pan chhod doge.

Apr,27 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Good one

nswers of a Brilliant student who obtained 0%
Q. In which battle did Napoleon die?
A. His last battle.
Q. Where was the Declaration of Independence Signed?
A. At the Bottom of the Page.
Q. River Ravi flows in which state?
A. Liquid.
Q. Whats the main reason for Divorce?
A. Marriage.
Q. Whats the main reason for Failure?
A. Examinations.

Did the student Answer Anything
Wrong…???
Like TO Support Students

Apr,27 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Fashion Ka Jalwaaaaaaa

Aapki Zulfe Jaise Noodle
Aapka Chehra Jaise Halwa…

Aapki Zulfe Jaise Noodle
Aapka Chehra Jaise Halwa…
Jalwa.. Fashion Ka Hai Yeh Jalwaaaaaaa

This joke was sung by Palak in Comedy Nights with Kapil




Apr,22 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Sachhi Mohabbat

Humein aap ki jaan nahi sirf saath chahiye,
Sacche ishq ka sirf ek ehsaas chahiye,
Jaan toh ek pal mein di jaa sakti hain,
Pr hume apki mohabbat aakhri sans tk chahiye.

Apr,22 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Kiss ur lips

I want to kiss ur lips,
I want to touch ur teeth,
I want to smell ur breath,
I want to taste ur tongue,
DONT WORRY I M UR Colgate Friend.
he he he:-)

Apr,21 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
I love to kiss

My love for you grows more with each passing day,
The thought of your gorgeous face takes my breath away:
Those brown eyes fill my soul with happiness,
Those luscious lips I love to kiss.

Apr,21 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
The greatest truths

The greatest truths are said jokingly..!!!

Apr,21 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
you were mine

you have no idea how much i wish you were mine…!!

Apr,21 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Sleeping

Sleeping to forget some things..!! :(

Apr,21 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Mujhe sab pata hai

मालिक अपनी नौकरनी से सेक्स करते हुए : तुम तो मेरी बीबी से भी ज्यादा सेक्सी हो…

 नौकरनी  : मुझे पता है…

मालिक :कैसे पता है?

नौकरनी: आपका ड्राइवर भी यही बोलता है.

Apr,20 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Strength


A smile can hide so many feelings. Fear, sadness, heartbreak... But it also shows one other thing, strength

Apr,20 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
BATHROOM


Pathan Veena Malik se : Masjid ka chanda de do.
Veena Malik : Aap log to kehty hen k mera paisa
napaak hai..?
Pathan : Tumhary paisy se hum BATHROOM banaye ga...:-)

Apr,20 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Kasam Kanti Shah

Apne BF ko apni ashleel videos shoot karne dekar yeh sochnewali ladkiya ki wo personal use ke liye video utar rahe hai, to madamji Kasam Kanti Shah ki Aap Chutiye Hain

Apr,18 2015
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Cartoon Network

Hum aapko dekhne ki chahat rakhte hain,
Aapki har baat dil mein chhipaye rekhte hain,
Najane kub aap T.V. par aa jayein,
Isiliye din raat Cartoon Network lagaye rekhte hain.

Apr,18 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Ulloo

Teen Dost the Kallu, Billu aur Ulloo.
Kallu 7 th mein padh raha hai.
Billu 5th mein padh raha hai.
Ulloo yeh sms padh raha hai.

Apr,18 2015
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Le lena
Boy- Tumhari car kaisi chal rahi hai? 
Girl - Theek chal rahi hai.
Boy- Aaj sham ko dogi kya?
Girl- Haan le lena, but ye to batao car ke bare mei kyu pooch rahe they??? 
Apr,15 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Bhooott

eh mat samajh na bhool jayen ge tumhe ,duuuurrrr rehkar bhi chahenge tumhe ,dost bankar raas na aye to bhooott bankar darayenge tumhe !

Apr,14 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Aaj ka vichar

आज का विचार: अगर परछाईयाँ कद से और बातें औकात से बड़ी होने लगे तो समझ लीजिये कि सूरज डूबने ही वाला है..!

Apr,14 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Agneepath Agneepath!

Message Boobs Ho Bade Bade;
Bra Mein Ho Khade Khade;
Bar-Bar Chus, Khoob Inko Masal;
Par Tu Daant Se Kaat Mat, Kaat Mat;
Agneepath Agneepath Agneepath!

Tu Naa Thakna Kabhi;
Tu Naa Rukna Kabhi;
Roz Bar-Bar Chodne Ki;
Le Shapath Le Shapath;
Agneepath Agneepath Agneepath!

Apr,14 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Sharmeelapan

Ladkon ko sharmeeli ladkiyan bahut achhi lagti hain isiliye jab bhi usse milo to ekdum sharmeela pan dikhao. Wo baat karne ki koshish kare to sharma kar bhaag jao. Kuch aur kahe to keh do ki mujhe sharam aati hai. Uska dil pighal jaayega.

Apr,13 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Dr. and marij

एक मरीज डॉक्टर के पास गया.

मरीज: डॉक्टर साहब मेरे कान में मटर का पौधा उग आया है.

डॉक्टर: यह तो बड़ी हैरानी की बात है!

मरीज: जी हां डॉक्टर साहब हैरानी की बात तो है ही क्योंकि मैंने तो अपने कान में भिन्डी के बीज डाले थे!

Apr,13 2015
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Gay couple narajgi

A GAY couple, got up in the morning,
1st- Naraj hai mujh se?
2nd- Nahi to..!!
1st- to raat ko meri taraf muh kar k kyon soya tha...??

Apr,13 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
chai ka dudh

Callgirl marwadi ke ghar se rote hue nikli,
kisi ne pucha kya hua, Paise nahi diye kya kanjuso ne?
Callgirl: Paise?
Zaalimo ne chai tak mere dudh se Banayi..:D

Apr,13 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Sex ke baad

Sex kar lene k baad boy : Janeman ab tumhe wo hoga jise dunia bachcha kahti hai,
Girl: Meri chut k ashiq madarrchod ab tumhe wo hoga jise dunia aids kahti hai.

Apr,10 2015
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Hamesha akele milo

Use jab bhi milo to hamesha akele hi mila karo. Aur uski taarif kar diya karo – kabhi chehre ki, kabhi kapdon ki to kabhi shareer ki. Ek din keh dena, aaj to bade mustande lag rahe ho. Wo paagal hokar tumhare kadmon mein gir padega.

Apr,9 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Google translate wale

Agar aapko lagta hai ki aapke google translate wale dialogue se sabko lagega ke aap french expert hai, toh kasam fellini ki Aap Chutiye Hain

Apr,9 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Arz Kiya Hai


College Se Nikalte Hi Kitab Seene Se Laga Leti Ho;
Wah Wah!
College Se Nikalte Hi Kitab Seene Se Laga Leti Ho;
Hum Kya Mar Gaye Hain Jo Khud Hi Daba Leti Ho!

Apr,9 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Press wala Laaloji

Ek press wala Laaloji se poonchta hain:

Aap ne apne ghar me 11 bachee kaise kiye?

To Lalooji bole:

Kyunki hum rubber se jyada rabdi ko use kiya hu na!

Apr,9 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
एक साधू

एक साधू बाल खोलकर महिला शौचायल में घुस गया।
औरत: बहन जी, कौन सा महीना चल रहा है?
साधू: 11वां।
औरत: तभी तो बच्चे का एक हाथ बाहर है।

Apr,4 2015
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ब्रा उतारी

एक लड़की डेंटिस्ट के पास गई! अपनी शर्ट उतारी, ब्रा उतारी और कुर्सी पर बैठकर बोली! डॉक्टर दांत निकालना है!
डॉक्टर: लेकिन उसके लिए शर्ट और ब्रा उतारने की क्या ज़रुरत थी?
लड़की: दांत निपल में फंसा है जल्दी करो!

Apr,4 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Husband Wife

Wife : “why are u home so early?”
Hubby : “My boss said go to hell!”

Apr,4 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Husband Wife

Wife : “why are u home so early?”
Hubby : “My boss said go to hell!”

Apr,4 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Baby Mosquito

Baby mosquito came back after its first flying…
His dad asked him, “how do u feel ?”
He replied “it was wonderful daddy… All humans clapped hands for me!! :)”

Moral:- Life is too beautiful, it depends on our way of thinking, why waste time on what people think…

Apr,4 2015
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Zindagi Me Andhera

ज़िंदगी में जब आपको कोई रास्ता दिखाई ना दे;
कोई मंज़िल दिखाई ना दे, कोई अपना दिखाई ना दे तो...
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मोबाइल में टॉर्च भी होती है उसे जला लेना।

Apr,3 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Ladki Ki Friend Request

Aaj Pehli Baar Ladki Ki Freind Reqest Aai..
Sala Khushi Khushi Me Not Now Pe Click Ho Gaya.

Mar,23 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Master Degree

Marriage:
It’s an agreement in which a man loses
his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

Mar,18 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Kutte Ke Samne

Ek Family "Sholay" Dekh K Aayi Or Pati Ne Patni Se Romanticaly Bola "Nach Basanti Nach"
Child Added- "Mummy Is Kutte K Samne Mat Nachna"...

Mar,18 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Item Girl

Papa ki shadi ka video dekh kar
Beta Bola:
"Papa Meri shadi me Bhi aisi item Girls Nachwaenge....? ?
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PAPA: Kutte kaminey, Ye sab item Girls Nahi,
Teri Bua Hai.

Mar,16 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Pagal Husband

Wife: If I die what will u do?
Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga!

Wife: Will u marry again after I die?
Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai

Feb,27 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Cupid 2 represent valentines day

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (50 votes, average: 3.64 out of 5)
I don't understand why Cupid
was chosen to represent Valentine's Day.
When I think about romance,
the last thing on my mind is a short,
chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.

Feb,6 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Tour With Teacher

Santi here, I am like to tell you about my encounter with my design teacher. Her name Anjali (name changed) was 32 of age. She is truly a sex god with figure of 36 24 30. As after my sex with my aunt I have became a sex-addicted man. I was becoming hungry of having sex with her.My star signs, as we have to go on an educational tour outside our town. We have to go by night service & it was 8 hours journey from our town. We were total 8 members of whom 4 were boys student 3 girls students and madam Anajli. Three of the boys were in love with the three girls so on the journey the arranged accordingly and I have to sit with my sexy madam.Since it was night everyone was sleeping. At about midnight madam Anjali put her head on my shoulder. I was happy and taking it advantage I put my arms on her shoulder and pretending to be sleep I slip my hand in such a way so that I can feel her boobs above her sari. In the morning she walk up and told me that she enjoy the sleep and my company. I was feeling happy to hear that & my heart beats as if it was a green signal for me.We reach our destination and booked our room in a hotel. There we booked 4 rooms.

Two rooms with 3 beds so madam asked the 3 girls to go to one room and the other three boys to go into another room. I was given a single room. I entered the room and was surprise to see that the backside balcony was an adjutant to madam Anjali’s room. That night after diner I went to my room and went to my back balcony. I saw madam’s balcony door was open. I knocked she told me to come in. She gave a nice smile by looking at me. She was wearing a nightly. I went near her & sit by her side. She was doing some short of accounting and I told her that I would help her, she agrees and with some courage I touch her hand. She smiles and told me “you are a bad boy. You are touching my hand but at night you were touching something other” I told her that I like her. She laughs and told me that she also like me & for that region arranged me in an adjacent room. I looked her and give her kiss on her forehead. She holds me and gave me a lip kiss. I than removed her nightly. She was in bra & panty. She then unhooked her bra. Her boobs became free I press & suck them. Since I was in nightdress she then removed my dress I pushed her panty. We were in 69 positions for about 10 min. Then I put her legs on my shoulder & fucked her for the night.

Jan,6 2015
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