Back
Santi's Joke
Samjhe Daya

Daya: Sir Pata Chala hai ki Aapke biwi Panwale se pyaar karti hai.
ACP: Iska matlab Samjhe Daya?
Daya: Kya Sir?
ACP: Ab Se Mujhe Free me Paan Khane ko milega.

Nov,7 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Under Pressure

How well do you work under pressure or tight deadlines?

Nov,3 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Banarsi Saree Ka Price Sirf 10 Rupees.

Wife Ne Ek Sign Board Dekha: Banarsi Saree 10.
Nylon 8.
Cotton 5.
Wife Khush Hoke Apne Husband Se: Mujhe Rs.500 Do,
Me 50 Saree Kharidungi.
Husband: Birbal Ki Maa, Istri Ki Dukan Hai Wo.

Nov,3 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Dilo Ka Mail

Milna bichdna sab kismat ka khel hai,
Kabhi nafrat to kabhi dilo ka mail hai,
Beek jata hai har rishta duniya me,
Sirf dosti hi yaha NOT FOR SALE hai.

 

 

Nov,3 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Kaam Waali Shanti

Santa: Kaam wali shanti ko bulao.
Wife: Kyun?
Santa: Doctor ne kaha hai,
Raat mein dawa khane ke baad shanti ke saath so jaana.

Oct,29 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Obama To Amitab

Oct,29 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Funny Mothers Day Joke

Oct,28 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Kaanch Ka Dil

Kaash banane wale ne dil kaanch ka banaya hota,
Kaash banane wale ne dil kaanch ka banaya hota,
Dil todne wale ke haath par zakhm to aaya hota.

Oct,28 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
People are Surprised


People are surprised with sudden rains.

Relax guys,

.

.

Rajnikant is testing his pichkari..

Oct,27 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Lover B4 Die

Heart melting line of a 1 sided lover b4 the die
I wish to donate my blood to her,
so that at least my blood could enter her HEART where i could not!

Oct,27 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Anjane Main

Kuch Riste Anjane Me Ban Jate Hai,
Pehele Dilse Fir Zindegi Se Jud Jate Hai,
Kehte Hai Us Pal Ko DOSTI,
Jisme Anjane, Na Jane Kab Apne Ban Jate Hai.

Oct,21 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Jungle Ke Raste

Santa jungle ke raste se ja raha tha.
Tab uski najar ped pe latke hue saanp pe padi.
Santa: Sirf Latakne se height nahi badhegi,
Mummy ko bolo complain pilaye.

Oct,21 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Dil Se Door

Aapse yeh doori humse sahi nahi jati,
Juda hoke aapse humse raha nahi jata,
Ab toh waapas laut aayiye hamare paas,
Dil ka haal ab lafzon mein kaha nahi jata.

Oct,20 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Car Ki Nilaami

Ek Car Ki Nilaami Ho Rahi Thi.
1 Lakh, 2 Lakh, 3 Lakh.
Santa Shocked: Iss Khataare Mein Aisa Kya Hai? Jo Itne Rate Lagg Rahe Hai?
Seller: Iss Ke 10 Accident Hue Hai Har Baar Sirf Biwi Hi Marti Hai, Husband Bilkul Sahi Salamat Rahta Hai.
Santa Khush Hoke: 10 Lakhhhh.

Oct,20 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Khoobsurat Ladki

Aaj Ka Sawal: Muhabbat Ho jati hai ya karni parti hai?
Very simple,
Ladki Khoobsurat ho to ho jati hai.
Agar Ameer ho to karni parti hai.

Oct,17 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Girls quotes

Oct,15 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Sardar Ki Photo

Sardar ji, apko logo ne kyon mara?
Sardar: Arey yaar meri photo bus mein gir gai thi,
Maine kaha madam zara saari upar kijiye Photo lena hai,
Bus yahi baat thi pata nahi saalo ne bahut mara?

Oct,13 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Padosan

Wife: tum kal padosan ke sath movie dekhne gaye the?
Husband: Kya karu tum to janti hi ho.
Aajkal family ke sath dekhne layak,
Film banti hi kahan hai.

Oct,13 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Garmi

Na Need Aaye Raaton Ko,
Na Chaen Aaye Din Bhar,
Khuda Se Puchha Maine.
Kya Ye Pyar Ka Bukhaar Hai?
Khuda Ne Jawaab Diya.
Arre Nahi Garmi Mei Sabka Hi Aesa Haal Hai.

Oct,13 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
6G Mobile

Airtel Girl to College Boy Santa: Kaya aap ke Mobile 4G hai?
Santa: Mere Mobile me 6G hai.
Girl: Impossible.
Santa: U ka hai hamra mobile me double sim hai aur dono me 3G+3G hai,
to ho gaya na madam 6G.

Oct,12 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Lucky Aadmi

Ek ladki Baba se: Baba mere do boy friends hain, Ramesh aur Suresh.
Bataiye meri kis se shaadi hogi?
Kaun hoga woh lucky aadmi?
Baba: Tumhari shaadi Ramesh se hogi aur Suresh lucky hoga.

Oct,8 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Shopkeeper

Sweet Conversation Between A Girl And A Shopkeeper.
Girl: Is Dress Ka Kya Price Hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 Kiss.
Girl: Aur Us Wali Jeans Ka?
Shopkeeper: n.
Girl: Aisa Karo, Dono Dress Pack Kar Do, Bill Daadi Ji Dengi.

Oct,5 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Freddy

Garmi mein piyo jee bhar ke rasna.
Wah wah.
Garmi mein piyo jee bhar ke rasna.
ACP says: Freddy chup raho, dubara mat hasna.

Oct,3 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Kidnapers

Pyar mein kisi ko dhoka na dena.
Arz kiya hai.
Pyar mein kisi ko dhoka na dena.
Abhijeet says: Daya kidnapers ko bhagne ka moka na dena.

Oct,3 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
शानदार

एक मच्छर का बेटा आज अपनी पहली बार उड़ान पर गया और रात भर बाहर रहने के बाद सुबह लौटा तो उसके बाप ने उससे पूछा कैसा रहा बेटा?
बेटा बोला: शानदार सभी लोग तालियाँ बजा-बजा कर मेरा स्वागत कर रहे थे.

Sep,30 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Zindgaani

Do pal ki zindagani hai aur jeete ja rahe hain,
Take it seriously.
Do pal ki zindgaani hai aur jeete ja rahe hain,
Daya says: Freddy tum yahi ruko, hum abhi aa rahe hain.

Sep,30 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Nalayak

Dad: Kab sudhrega Nalayak.
Woh Verma Ji ki ladki ko dekh.
Beta: Kaha hain? Kidhar?
Mujhe toh boli ki Out of Town hu,
Ghar aa gayi?

Sep,24 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Kamzori

Ladke Ne Chinki Ko Offer Marne Ke Liye Sher Maara.
Ladka: Chalte Chalte Yun Hi Rook Jaata Hoon Main, Baithe Baithe Yun Hi Kho Jaata Hoon Main, Kya Yahi Pyaar Hai?
Chinki: Nahi Yeh Kamzori Hai, Bornvita Piya Karo.

Sep,22 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Saari Jawaani

Teri hasi par saari Jawaani Luta Doonga.
Wah Wah.
Teri hasi par, saari jawaani Luta Doonga.
Criminal: Daya, wahi ruk jao Warna mai Goli Chalaa Doonga.

Sep,19 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Extra Mile

Go the extra mile.

Sep,14 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
STERING

Pyar ko zindgi ki BEARING kahte h,
Career ko zindgi ki STERING khte h,
Jaha machine ko smbhalte 2 Admi machine bn jata h,
Use ENGINERING kahte he.

Sep,14 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
First Phone

Jab Duniya Ka First Phone Bana,
Aur Phone Ko Start Kiya Gaya To Scientist Ke To Hosh Ud Gaye.
Phone Screen Pe Likha Tha: 2 Missed Calls From Rajnikant.

Sep,11 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Manager

Santa Ko Apne Achhe Kam Ki Vajah Se Company Mein Pramotion Mili Aur Vo Manager Ban Gaya.
Usne Apni Patni Ko Ye Good News Is Tarike Se Sunayi,
Santa: Darling, Sunti Ho Aaj Raat Ko Tum Company Ke Manager Ke Saath Soyegi.
Biwi Khushi Ke Mare Uchhal Padi Aur Boli,
Biwi: Sachiiiii, Ye To Batao, Sharma Sir Ke Saath Ya Patel Sir Ke Saath.

Sep,10 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Ibadat

DOSTI ek dil ka nata H,
Jo badi ibadat se nibhaya jata H,
Isme duria bhi ho to koi gum nahi dost,
kyunki doston ko dil mein basaya jata H.

Sep,9 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Accident

Wife: Mere Husband Ka Accident Ho Geya, Tab Se Woh Khada Nahi Ho Pa Raha.
Doctor: Munh Mein Le Ke Dekho.
Wife: Madarchod! Husband Khada Nahi Ho Pa Raha.

Sep,9 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Young Generation

2 Chij Jisne Indian Young Generation Mein,
Josh Aur Utsaah Bhar Diya.
IPL Ne Ladko Mein,
Aur,
I PILL Ne Ladkiyon Mein.

Sep,8 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Jawani Main

Teacher: Jawani aur,
Budhape me farak batao?
Student: Jawani me mobile me HASEENO,
K numbers hote hai,
Aur Budhape me HAKEEMO ke.

Sep,7 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Techer & Student

Sep,4 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Chingu & Mingu

Sep,4 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Read Books

Knowledge is power. If you are looking for some mind blowing books to read.

Sep,4 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Pahle Khana

Achi Biwi Kaisi Hoti Hai, Jiski Aaj Har Ek Mard Ko Jarurat Hai,
Husband Office Se Thaka Hara Ghar Wapis Aaye,
To Wife Pehle Uske Pair Dabaye Aur Puchhe,
Aye Ji, Pahle Khana Lagaun Ya Condom?

Sep,2 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Without Visa

Rajnikanth went for a morning walk n in the afternoon police arrested him.
Why.
Bz he reached USA without Visa.

Sep,1 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
जिन्दगी का मोड

ओस की बूंदे है, आंख में नमी है,
ना उपर आसमां है, ना नीचे जमीन है,
ये कैसा मोड है जिन्दगी का जो लोग खास है उन्की की कमी हैं.

Aug,28 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Make It Stiff

To make it straight,
she pulls it.
2 make it stand,
she rubs it.
2 make it stiff,
she licks it.
2 let it IN,
she pushes it.
True, Threading a needle is not easy.

Aug,22 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Please Cooperate

Plz froward to all ur friends (girl): When someone is Flirting with u,
Please Cooperate Yahi to din hain,
kuch saal bad toh koi ghaas bhi nai dalega.

Aug,21 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Dimag Ka

Aapki 1 Baat Hame Bahut Pasand Hai,
Aap Jab Bhi Kam Karte Hai,
Dil Lagake Karte Hai. Qki
Dimag Ka OPTION To Aapke Pas Hai Hi Nai..

Aug,18 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Vodafone Ka Chota

Sex Karne Ke Baad Husband Bola Darling Balance Khatam Ho Gaya...
Itne Mein Padosi Ka Bachha Apni Chaddi Utar ke Bola Aunty Vodafone Ka Chota Recharge Chalega 

Aug,17 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
सिर्फ आटा चावल

एक थका हारा गुज्जु घर आते ही अपनी बीवी से,
कुछ सब्ज़ी रोटी भी पकाई है या यूँ ही चूत फैलाई है।
बीवी: कुछ आटा चावल भी लाये हो या सिर्फ लंड
लटका कर आये हो।?

Aug,12 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Gupt Daan

Pujari Doctor Ke Paas Gaya,
Doctor: Pujariji Aapki Biwi Maa Banne Wali Hai.
Pujariji Gehri Soch Mein Pad Gaya.
Doctor Pujariji Ko Hilate Hue: Kya Hua?
Pujari Sochte Hue Bola: Soch Raha Hoon,
Ye Gupt Daan Kon Kar Gaya.

Aug,7 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Halaat par

Jo Ho Gaya Usse Socha Nahin Karte,
Jo Mil Gaya Usse Khoya Nahin Karte,
Hansil Unhe Hoti Hai Safalta…
Jo Waqt Aur Halaat Par Roya Nahin Karte

Aug,6 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Feedback  | Contact us  | Disclaimer