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It doesn’t matter who hurt you,
or broke you down,
what matters is who made you smile again.
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Santa: Agar nariyal ke ped pe chad jaun to..
engineering college ki ladkiyan dikh jayegi
Banta: Pir hath chod dena,
to medical college ki bhi dikh jayegi.
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Yehi tu haseen yaadon ka khubsorat nata hai,
Jo bin kisi shart k nibhaya jata hai,
Rahein dooryan darmyan tu kia huwa,
Yaad zuban se nahi Dil se kia jata ha.
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My Girlfriend broke up with Me.
She says I am Childish,
I took a Deep Breathe, Calm Down!
Went to her house, rang the Doorbell,
And ran away.
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Atma Chod Gayi Jism Purana.
Didi Tera Devar Deewana.
Blood Donate Karne K Pehle Hamesa Group Janchna.
Basanti In Kutto K Samne Mat Nachna.
Yashomati Maiya Se Bole Nandlala,
Ooh La La.
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Every day were saying, ‘How can we keep this customer happy?’ How can we get ahead in innovation by doing this, because if we don’t, somebody else will.”
It’s easier for our software to compete with Linux when there’s piracy than when there’s not.”
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Choti Choti Bato Pe Takrar Na Kiya Kro
Hamare Hr Mazak Ko Dil Pe Mat Liya Kro
Kya Pata Sath Hai Aur Kitne Din Ka
In Palo Ko To Pyar Se Jiya Kro .
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Create a foxy flush with a deep berry powder blush. Use a fluffy brush to swirl it in small, circular motions over the apples of your cheeks and back toward your hairline, says NYC makeup artist Greg Vaughan. This will blend the color evenly. Try Cargo Blush in Mallorca, $22.
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Hasrat hain sirf tumhey paaney ki,
Aur koi khawahish nahi is deewane ki,
Shikwa mujhe tumse nahi khuda se hai,
Kya zarurat thi tumhe itna khubsurat bnane ki
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Biwi:- Jab se hum dono ka divorce hua h tab se tum roz mere ghar ke samne potty kyon kar jate ho.
Sardar:- Tumko ye btane ke tere bina main bhookha nahi maar raha hu.
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Taxiwala: Saheb Break fail ho gayi hai, Gaadi rukti nahi, kya karu?
Kapil Sharma: PEHLE TU METER BAND KAR
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कभी किसी लड़की से फ़ोन नंबर मांग के देखो..
देने को तो दे देंगी लेकिन रिएक्ट एसा करेंगी जैसे उनकी एक किडनी मांग ली हो
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डॉक्टर- अब कैसा है तुम्हारा सिरदर्द?
मरीज- वो तो मायके गई है .
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Hello frndz im angelina my age is 23 yrs yeh kahani joh meh sunane ja rhi hu voh kahani aaj seh 9 sall pehle ki baat hai hamare ghar ke pass ek ghar ban raha tha jab voh complete hu toh vaha raat meh kuch log rehne a gaye phir 2:30 baje karib hamare ghar ki bell baji phir mehne jake door kohla toh samne 3 ladke kade the unme do dupligate the and one ldka tha jo dupligate the n unpe mera dil a gya .kya ehsah tha.
Phir n 1 2 week ke baad waha peh sab unke frndz ban gaye only boy bane tog voh n hamare ghar ke piche ek ground tha to voh na waha peh cricket khel the tthe toh na meri do frnd thi sona aur khusi unmeh seh meri best frnd sona ko dupligate meh ek peh dil a gaya toh na usne mujhe bataya toh mehne bhi apne dil ki baat bata di fir na hum dono 3 4 kids ko bolate the aur meri teres peh kelteh the phir jab bhi mauka milta na tha tab hum bacho ko bol the un dono bhaiya ka naam pucho toh na chilate the bhaiya apna naam batao na phir na voh dono hum dono ko dekh keh haaste the toh hum bhi haaste the meri frnd bolthi thi hasi toh pasi toh ek din uski mausi chila keh bole sam mike daniel chalo market chalte hai toh hum khush ho gaye kyuki hum ko unka naam patah chal gaya tha tbhi bhi hum unke muh se sunna chateh the phir na jab ek din humne kudh pucha toh undono neh apna naam bata diya sam aur mike mujhe sam seh pyar tha aur use mike seh phir usi din uski mummy neh sun liya toh hum niche khel rahe the tab uski mummy ne pucha ki tumne unka naam pucha tha mehneh kaha nhi phir hm dono unki mummy ke bare meh ulta sidha bolne
lage phir agle din hum niche khel rahe the phir na voh dono vaha seh ja rahe the phir unhone na niche mere pair per chiti gira di usmeh lika tha ki angelina aur sona hum dono tumseh bohot bohot pyar krte hai phir koi reply nhi diya phir humneh unko ha krdi phir hum dono neh unko haan krdi phir na ek din kya hua unki nani hum seh puchtach krne lgi fir na humne toh apna mob.no unko de rakha tha phir hamari unseh khub ladai hui hamari bohot sallo tak ladai rahi phir na kya hua hume argent america jane lage toh na mehne sam ko bye keh diya toh voh rone lggaya phir kehneh laggaye mujhe chod keh maat jao meh tmhare bina nhi rehpaunga phir meh kaha bass 4 sall ki toh baat hai usne bola thik hai phir 4 saal keh baad hum vapis a gaye phir mujhe ghr ghr jake mitayi baatni thi kyoki mere bhai ka beta hua tha isiliye phir meh apni frnd ko leke mithayi batne chali gayi phir sam ka ghr aya phir vohmujhe dekh ke khush ho gya aur voh apne teres ke room meh hum dono ke le gaye fhir voh dono neh kaha ki i love u angelina hum tumhare saath kbhi ehsa nhi krsakte usne ka tum sadi meh bohot sundar lag rahi ho aur mere gal peh kiss kiya phir hum dono neh apni mummy papa ko bata diya veh seh bhi voh bhi christian tha aur meh bhi toh ab hum khusi seh rehte hai and uska aur meri shaddi december 12 ko hai and koi bhi faltu comment nhi likhna thikhai byee
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I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed!
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The future depends on what you do today.
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DIL SE DILKI DOORI NAHI HOTI
KHUSHI SE KOI MAJBOORI NAHI HOTI
TUMSE MILNE KI TAMANNA HAI LEKIN
KEHTE HAIN HAR TAMANNA PURI NAHI HOTI.
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Shikayat rehti hai unko har pal ke humko dosti karni nahiaati.
kuch shikva to is dil ko bhi hai par hame unse shikayt karni nahi aati.
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Mafi mangne ka matlb ye nahi hota ki ap galat he aur dusra Sahi
iska matlab ye hota he ki aap us rishte ki kadar kerte he.
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This is a big deal with women. Birthdays, anniversaries and other milestones are all opportunities to show her how special she is to you. Keep an agenda or a calendar with all these dates.
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This game is fun to play + easy to pack! Plus, it gets you talking about interesting topics.
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The great way to flirt with girl on text is that, wake up in the morning and say that “I had a dream last night about you“.
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टैक्सी वाले नेँ कहा- 200 रुपये लगेँगे। उस पहलवान आदमी नेँ बुद्दिमानी दिखाते हुए कहा- इतने पास के दो सौ रुपये, आप टैक्सी वाले तो लूट रहे हो। मैँ अपना सामान खुद ही उठा कर चला जाऊँगा।
वह व्यक्ति काफी दूर तक सामान लेकर चलता रहा। कुछ देर बाद पुन: उसे वही टैक्सी वाला दिखा, अब उस आदमी ने फिर टैक्सी वाले से पूछा – भैया अब तो मैने आधा से ज्यादा दुरी तर कर ली है तो अब आप कितना रुपये लेँगे?
टैक्सी वाले नेँ जवाब दिया- 400 रुपये।
उस आदमी नेँ फिर कहा- पहले दो सौ रुपये, अब चार सौ रुपये, ऐसा क्योँ।
टैक्सी वाले नेँ जवाब दिया- महोदय, इतनी देर से आप साईँ मंदिर की विपरीत दिशा मेँ दौड़ लगा रहे हैँ जबकि साईँ मँदिर तो दुसरी तरफ है।
उस पहलवान व्यक्ति नेँ कुछ भी नहीँ कहा और चुपचाप टैक्सी मेँ बैठ गया।
इसी तरह जिँदगी के कई मुकाम मेँ हम किसी चीज को बिना गंभीरता से सोचे सीधे काम शुरु कर देते हैँ, और फिर अपनी मेहनत और समय को बर्बाद कर उस काम को आधा ही करके छोड़ देते हैँ। किसी भी काम को हाथ मेँ लेनेँ से
पहले पुरी तरह सोच विचार लेवेँ कि क्या जो आप कर रहे हैँ वो आपके लक्ष्य का हिस्सा है कि नहीँ।
हमेशा एक बात याद रखेँ कि दिशा सही होनेँ पर ही मेहनत पूरा रंग लाती है और यदि दिशा ही गलत हो तो आप कितनी भी मेहनत का कोई लाभ नहीं मिल पायेगा। इसीलिए दिशा तय करेँ और आगे बढ़ेँ कामयाबी आपके हाथ जरुर थामेगी।
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What is computer hacking.?
Computer hacking is a skill of modifying hardware & software to access pc without the users permission.
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I feel you in my heartbeat,
I find you in my thoughts,
I see you even with my eyes closed,
I miss you without reason,
I love you as you are.
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You Look Almost PERFECT The Only Thing I Can See that's Wrong Is Your LIPS They Are Not Touching Mine
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1 Baccha potty karne khule mein gaya Waha ek Suar (pig) baitha tha Suar ko dekhkar Baccha waha se bina potty kiye jane laga Yeh dekh, Suar chillaya“Saadda Haqq Etthe Rakkhh
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These violent delights have violent ends
And in their triump die, like fire and powder
Which, as they kiss, consume.
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Father: Qutub minar kahan hai?
Son: Pata nahi.
Father: Kabhi ghar se bhi bahar nikla karo.
Son: Suresh uncle kaun hain?
Father: Pata nahi.
Son: Kabhi ghar pe bhi ruka karo.
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What Is The Opposite Of NAAG PANCHAMI?
So Simple Yaar NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME.
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tark e taluqat ka tu mat kahu humein
tum sa kahan koi bhi hamari nazar mein hai
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Sudden declaration of Ajmal Kasab s hanging:
Instead of crediting dengue or rejection of the mercy petition,
even Rajinikanth's role should be investigated
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If luvin was aginst the law,
and kissin was a crime,
i would gladly spend my life with u,
in prison doin time.
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Sometimes I feel that waiting 4u
in my life is like waiting 4 bus
at a railway station.
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A silent night
a star above
a blessed gift of hope
and love.
A blessed Christmas to you.
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Girl: Tum Kya Karte ho?
Boy: Bahut Bade College Mein Logo Ka Admission Karwata Hun.
Girl: Kaun Se College?
Boy: IIN Recharge Ki Dukan Hai Apni
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Dhadkan Dil Ki Ruk Jati Hai
Sanse Aksar Tham Jati Hai
Bahut Buri Halat Hoti Hai Yaaro
Jab GF Se Shaadi Karne Ki Naubat Aati Hai
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Lady: Muje Sasural wale Dahej ke liye torture karte the.
Aamir: Kya karte the?
Lady: Kursi se baandh ke Dhoom-3 dikhate the.
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This Year's IPL 2015
Runners up - 10 crores
Winners - 15 crores
Yuvraj Singh - 16 crores
Ey toh pehle hi jeet gaya
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The world's highest cricket ground is in Chail, Himachal Pradesh. Built in 1893 after leveling a hilltop, this cricket pitch is 2444 meters above sea level.
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Banane Wale Ne Bhi Tujhe,
Kisi Karan Se Banaya Hoga,
Chhoda Hoga Jab Zameen Par Tujhe
Uske Seene Mein Bhi Dard To Aaya Hoga.
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Suraj roshni le kar aayaa,
Aur chidyon ne gaanaa gaayaa,
Phoolon ne hans hans kar bolaa,
Mubarak ho tumhaara janam din aaya!
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Best shayri of the world:
Ji karta hai main choom
loon uski Tatti main pare
us matar k dane ko, kambakht
wo to kam se kam uske
labo se hokar gujra hoga.
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This morning will never ever come back in your life again. Get up and make the most of it. Good morning.
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A lawyer saw an auto accident on street.
He rushed over and started handing out
business cards saying:
I saw the whole thing..
I will take either side.
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Hakikat kaho to unhe khwaab lgta hai,
Shikayat karo to unhe mazaak lgta hai,
Kitni shiddat se yaad karte hai unhe hum,
Aur ek wo hai ki unhe ye sab itefaak lagta.
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Don’t worry guys, everything is fine.
My phone was on vibration. Uski wajah se earthquake aa raha tha..!!
Settings changed now.
Sorry for the inconvenience caused.
From :- Rajnikant
Mind It!
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