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सपना' को देखकर 'सपने' मे स्वपनदोष' हो गया
सपना' भी बच गई ओर 'संतोष' भी हो गया।
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कोई तो दिल का भी सहारा होता है;
ज़रूरी नहीं ज़िन्दगी अपने लिए ही प्यारी हो;
ज़िन्दगी में कोई तो ज़िन्दगी से भी प्यारा होता है।
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संता: आजकल दो चीजें सिर्फ किस्मत वालों को मिलती हैं.
बंता: कौन सी,
संता: एक तो जंगल में सफेद हाथी और दूसरा बिना अफेयर वाला जीवन साथी.
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Santa : Kyu Bhai 2 Din Doodh Dene Kyun Nahi Aaya.
Doodhwala : Saahab Meri Biwi Bimar Thi.
Santa : To Fir 2 Din Bhains Ka Hi De Jata.
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Finch : I Want A Room
Receptionist : Aap Ko Nahi Milega
Finch : Kyu,
Receptionist : Aapko Room Do To Bohot Maarte Ho
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Ladkiyon Ke Samne Kabhi Bhi Smoking Na Kare Aur Na Hi Drinking.
Ye Baat Hamesha Yaad Rakhe Ladkiyan Good Manners Wale Ladko Ko Hi Pasand Karti Hai.
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दोस्तों कभी कभी हम अच्छा मौका छोड़ देते हैं,
लेकिन जिंदगी में ऐसा मौका दोबारा मिले तो छोड़ना मत;
लड़की की लो, या औरत की लो;
जवान की लो, या बूढ़ी की लो;
जहाँ भी जिसकी मिले, बस ले लो;
क्योंकि पता नहीं कब किसकी, दुआ काम आ जाये।
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Blind Wife During Cudai Ye Kya Hai
Husband : Ye Taaty Hain,
Wife :Ye Ander Nhi Jaty,
Husband : Nhi Ye Bahar Rehty Hain
Wife : Tumhare Marzi Bas Andhi Mohtaj Ka Haq Na Marna
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Rajnikant's Balance In Mobile.
Rs. 99999999999.Validity. 32/13/2000010
When We call His No.We Can Hear One Sound:Aap jis Airtel, Docomo,
Vodafone, Aircel, Idea, Bsnl, Tata, Reliance,Uninor No.. Pe Call Kar Rahe
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Banta : Tum Is Office Me Kab Se Kaam Kar Rehe Ho.
Santa : Jab Se Boss Ne Mujhe Nikalne Ki Dhamki Di He
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Door Rehkar Bhi TeriYaadon Ko Pooja Hai
Maine. Fir Naa Kehna Ke
Humko Yaad-E-Waffa Yaad Nahi.
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CE Box Office Pe Hit Kyu Hui..
Kyunki Us Film Ke Ek Song Me Rajnikant Ke
Poster Lage Huye The.
Then.Don't Underestimet The Power Of Rajnikant
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Ek Bar Gandhi Ji Gym Gaye, Vaha Unko Rajinikant Mila Aur Unse Bola.
Rajinikant : Wah Re Bapu, Kya Body Hai.
Bus Tabse Unhone Shirt Pehenna Chod Diya
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Why Do Girls Look Beautiful Is It Real Or Due To Make Up
All False
Girls Look Beautiful Because
Boys Have Good Imagination
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Santa : Sister Muje 1 Bottle Blood Dedo,
Nurse: Blood Group Bolo.
Santa : Koi Bhi Chalega,
Nurse : Kaise Chalega,
Santa : Girlfriend Ko Love Letter Likhana Hai.
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Teacher: Where Is Everest.
Student: I Don't know
Teacher: You Stand On The Desk,
Student: Stil Cannot See Mam
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Pappu: Ek Black Aur Ek White Shocks Pehenkar School Aata Hai.
Madam: Ghar Jao Aur Moje Badalkar Aao.
Pappu: Koi Fayda Nahi, Waha Bhi Ek Black Aur Ek White Moja Hi Rakha Hai.
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Be Kind Whenever Possible. It Is Always Possible.
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Santa Ki Wife Tours & Travels Magazine Padhte Hue Boli.
Wife: Is Baar 2nd Honeymoon Ke Liye Greece Try Karen
Santa: Kyo? Sarson Ke Tel Mein Kya Kharabi Hai
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Un Haseen Palo Ko Yaad Kar Rahe The,
Aasmaan Se Aapki Baat Kar Rahe The,
Sukun Mila Jab Hume Hawao Ne Bataya,
Aap Bhi Hame Yaad Kar Rahe The.
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Teacher: John, Why Are You Doing Your Math Multiplication On The Floor,
Joen : You Told Me To Do It Without Using Tables.
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Mohabbat Karli Tumse Bahut Sochne Ke Baad,
Ab Kisi Ko Dekhna Nahi Tumhe Dekhne Ke Baad,
Duniya Chhod Denge Tumhe Pane Ke Baad,
Khuda Maaf Kare Itna Jhooth Bolne Ke Baad.
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मंजिले बहुत है और अफ़साने भी बहुत है,
जिंदगी की राह में इम्तिहान भी बहुत है,
मत करो दुःख उसका जो कभी मिला नही
दुनिया में खुश रहने के बहाने भी बहुत है।
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Apko hamesha unki help ke liye tiyar honga padega.
Agar wo apse help mange toh turant karo isse wo apse impress hongi,
Aur agli baar jab bhi wo problem me hogi toh apko jarur yaad karegi.
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Hamare to sare khwab usi din chur chur ho gaye,
Jb pehli baar wo ghar ayi or mumy boli,
jao beta DIDI k liye PEPSI le aao.
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I find hope in the darkest of days, and focus in the brightest. I do not judge the universe.
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Kaash koyi hum par bhi itna pyaar jatati,
Piche se aakar wo hamari ankho ko chupati,
Hum puchhte ki kaun ho tum?
Aur wo has kar khudko hamari jaan batati.
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Ladki ka baap ladke se puchta hai.
Baap: Tum meri beti se kab se love karte ho?
Ladka: 6 mahine se.
Baap: Main kaise yaqeen kar loon?
Ladka: Mat karo 3 mahine ke baad apne aap pata chal jaega.
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Sardar Dukhi Tha.
Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho?
Sardar: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery K Liye 2 Lakh Diye,
Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu.
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Toote Hue Pyaale Mein Jaam Nahi Aata,
Ishq Mein Mareej Ko Aaraam Nahi Aata,
Ae Bewafa Dil Todne Se Pehle Ye Soch Liya Hota,
Ki Toota Hua Dil Kisi Ke Kaam Nahi Aata.
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Offo kya kerte ho, Door hat jao.
Koi dekhega to kya Sochega?
Aqal nahi hai kya?
Uff abi nahi karona.
Akele me kar lena.
Naak saaf.
Hamesha ganda hi sochna gande dimaag.
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1 ladki ka college ke 1 ladke se chakkar tha.
Ladki: Jaan tum mughe Rani kyo kahte ho?
Ladka haskar bola: Kyoki Nokarani kahna lamba ho jata hai.
Ladki: Pta hai me tumko Jaan kyo kahti hu?
Ladka: Kyu?
Ladki haskar boli: Kyoki Jaanwar kahna lamba ho jata hai.
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Boss: Mere liye ak shisha lekar aao
Jisme main apna muh dekh sakun.
Santa: Nahi mila sir, Sab me mera
Hi muh dikh raha hai.
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Kisi k pass yo yo honey singh ka number hai kya?
Wo kehta rehta tha,
Pass kara du, phone ghuma du.
Exams sar pe hai No. jaruri hain yaar.
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Banta: Yaar ye SENT MESSAGE Kya hota he?
Santa: Ghochu,
Saale, Bevkuf, Tune Hi Srdaro Ka Nam Kharab Kia He.
Sent Message Matlab Khushbu Wala Message.
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Devdas Ko Paaro Ne Na-Kaam Kar Diya,
Sharabi Ko Sharab Ne Badnaam Kar Diya,
Mohabbat Ho Ya Sharab, Dono Ka Asar Dekh Lo,
Devdas Aur Sharabi Ka, Ek Sa Anjaam Kar Diya.
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