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Love Letter

Santa : Sister Muje 1 Bottle Blood Dedo,
Nurse: Blood Group Bolo.
Santa : Koi Bhi Chalega,
Nurse : Kaise Chalega,
Santa : Girlfriend Ko Love Letter Likhana Hai.

Feb,11 2016
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Cannot See Mam

Teacher: Where Is Everest.
Student: I Don't know
Teacher: You Stand On The Desk,
Student: Stil Cannot See Mam

Feb,9 2016
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Humko Ladki Pasand

Ladke Wale: Humko Ladki Pasand Hai,Shadi Kab Krni Hai
Ladki Wale: Abhi To Lsdki Study Kar Rahi Hai
Ladke Wale: To Humra Ladka Kon Sa Baccha Hai Jo Kitab Faad Dega

 

Feb,9 2016
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Air Hostess

Feb,3 2016
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White And Black

Pappu: Ek Black Aur Ek White Shocks Pehenkar School Aata Hai.
Madam: Ghar Jao Aur Moje Badalkar Aao.
Pappu: Koi Fayda Nahi, Waha Bhi Ek Black Aur Ek White Moja Hi Rakha Hai.

Feb,1 2016
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Good Night

Jan,29 2016
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salary nai ayi

Jan,23 2016
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Good Night

Jan,19 2016
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Always Possible

Be Kind Whenever Possible. It Is Always Possible.

Jan,19 2016
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pyaar kisko hai

Lund Pe Aitbaar Kisko Hai
Mil Jaaye Chodney Ko To Inkar Kis ko hai…
Kuch mushkilen hai chut paane me dost
Warna muth marne se pyaar kisko hai

Jan,19 2016
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ब्रा उड़ कर

साधू शहर में चला जा रहा था।
तभी किसी घर की छत से एक ब्रा उड़ कर उस पर गिर गयी।
साधू बोल हे प्रभु। ये तेरी कैसी माया है?
आम कोई और चूस रहा है छिलके हम पर फेंके जा रहे है

Jan,18 2016
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रामलाल से शादी

मरते समय पति ने अपनी पत्नी से कहा मेरे मरने के बाद तुम रामलाल से शादी कर लेना |
पत्नी ने आश्चर्य से पूछा रामलाल से लेकिन वह तो आपका सबसे बडा दुश्मन हैं |
पति ने कहा हां मैं उससे बदला लेना चाहता हूं |

 

Jan,12 2016
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Kharabi Hai

Santa Ki Wife Tours & Travels Magazine Padhte Hue Boli.
Wife: Is Baar 2nd Honeymoon Ke Liye Greece Try Karen
Santa: Kyo? Sarson Ke Tel Mein Kya Kharabi Hai

Jan,9 2016
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Motivational

Jan,7 2016
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Figure Nai Kharab

Jan,6 2016
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Dehli Ki Thand

Jan,6 2016
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पति को मार

एक लड़की अपने पति को मार रही थी।
पड़ोसी वाले पूछे की: क्यूं मार रही हो।
लड़की बोली: इनको कॉल किया तो एक लड़की बोली,
आप जिससे संपर्क करना चाहती हैं, वह अभी बिजी हैं।

Jan,6 2016
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Yaad Kar Rahe The

Un Haseen Palo Ko Yaad Kar Rahe The,
Aasmaan Se Aapki Baat Kar Rahe The,
Sukun Mila Jab Hume Hawao Ne Bataya,
Aap Bhi Hame Yaad Kar Rahe The.

Jan,4 2016
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Loke Sabha

Jan,2 2016
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Using Tables

Teacher: John, Why Are You Doing Your Math Multiplication On The Floor,
Joen : You Told Me To Do It Without Using Tables.

Jan,2 2016
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Jack Me

Dec,31 2015
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Sex With You

Salim: Anarkali,Can I Have Sex With You,
Anarkali: Aapne Bahut Badi Cheez Maang Li Jahanpanah.
Salim: Agar Woh Cheez Bahut Badi Ho Chuki Ho, Toh Phir Rehne Do.

Dec,21 2015
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Good Morning

Dec,19 2015
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Jhooth Bolne Ke Baad

Mohabbat Karli Tumse Bahut Sochne Ke Baad,
Ab Kisi Ko Dekhna Nahi Tumhe Dekhne Ke Baad,
Duniya Chhod Denge Tumhe Pane Ke Baad,
Khuda Maaf Kare Itna Jhooth Bolne Ke Baad.

Dec,11 2015
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GirlFriend Boyfriend

Dec,10 2015
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नाक में दम

लड़के वाले लड़की देखने के लिए गये
लड़के वाले:- लड़की ने क्या किया हुआ है
लड़की वाले: जी इसने नाक में दम किया हुआ है,
दिन भर Whatsup फ़ेसबुक, अब आप ही इसे संभालिए.

Dec,10 2015
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Chod Sake

Bhagwan- Maine Ladkiyo ko itna Sundar, Kamuk, Uttejak Banaya Koi Kami Ho To Natao.
Boy:-Bas Niche choot Me Pasword System Kar Do Taki Jiski Hai Wo Hi Chod Sake.

Dec,9 2015
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बहुत है

मंजिले बहुत है और अफ़साने भी बहुत है,
जिंदगी की राह में इम्तिहान भी बहुत है,
मत करो दुःख उसका जो कभी मिला नही
दुनिया में खुश रहने के बहाने भी बहुत है।

Dec,3 2015
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Help Kre

Apko hamesha unki help ke liye tiyar honga padega.
Agar wo apse help mange toh turant karo isse wo apse impress hongi,
Aur agli baar jab bhi wo problem me hogi toh apko jarur yaad karegi.

Dec,2 2015
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Wo Ghar Ayi

Hamare to sare khwab usi din chur chur ho gaye,
Jb pehli baar wo ghar ayi or mumy boli,
jao beta DIDI k liye PEPSI le aao.

Dec,2 2015
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Not Judge

I find hope in the darkest of days, and focus in the brightest. I do not judge the universe.

Nov,27 2015
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Pyaar Jatati

Kaash koyi hum par bhi itna pyaar jatati,
Piche se aakar wo hamari ankho ko chupati,
Hum puchhte ki kaun ho tum?
Aur wo has kar khudko hamari jaan batati.

Nov,24 2015
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Love Karte Ho

Ladki ka baap ladke se puchta hai.
Baap: Tum meri beti se kab se love karte ho?
Ladka: 6 mahine se.
Baap: Main kaise yaqeen kar loon?
Ladka: Mat karo 3 mahine ke baad apne aap pata chal jaega.

Nov,24 2015
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Gift Hi Dungi

Wife: Kya gift du?
Husband: Pyaar se dekha karo, Izzat karo,
Tameez se baat kiya karo, Yehi kaafi hai.
Wife: Nahi, me to gift hi dungi.

Nov,21 2015
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Plastic Surgery

Sardar Dukhi Tha.
Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho?
Sardar: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery K Liye 2 Lakh Diye,
Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu.

Nov,20 2015
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Aaraam Nahi Aata

Toote Hue Pyaale Mein Jaam Nahi Aata,
Ishq Mein Mareej Ko Aaraam Nahi Aata,
Ae Bewafa Dil Todne Se Pehle Ye Soch Liya Hota,
Ki Toota Hua Dil Kisi Ke Kaam Nahi Aata.

Nov,20 2015
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Akele Me Karna

Offo kya kerte ho, Door hat jao.
Koi dekhega to kya Sochega?
Aqal nahi hai kya?
Uff abi nahi karona.
Akele me kar lena.
Naak saaf.
Hamesha ganda hi sochna gande dimaag.

Nov,19 2015
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Ladka Aur Ladki

1 ladki ka college ke 1 ladke se chakkar tha.
Ladki: Jaan tum mughe Rani kyo kahte ho?
Ladka haskar bola: Kyoki Nokarani kahna lamba ho jata hai.
Ladki: Pta hai me tumko Jaan kyo kahti hu?
Ladka: Kyu?
Ladki haskar boli: Kyoki Jaanwar kahna lamba ho jata hai.

Nov,18 2015
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Shisha Lao

Boss: Mere liye ak shisha lekar aao
Jisme main apna muh dekh sakun.
Santa: Nahi mila sir, Sab me mera
Hi muh dikh raha hai.

Nov,18 2015
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Wapas Nahi Aaye

1 ladki Santa Inspector se: Sir, mere pati 5 din pahle
aalu lene Market gaye the, abhi tak wapas nahi aaye hai
Santa: To tum kuch aur kyo nahi bana leti.

Nov,17 2015
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Baat Karti Hai

Dear boys agar aapko lagta hai ki har ladki jo aapse haske baat karti hai,
Wo aapko seduce karne ki koshish kar rahi hai to Aap Chutiye Hain.

Nov,17 2015
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Honey Ka Number

Kisi k pass yo yo honey singh ka number hai kya?
Wo kehta rehta tha,
Pass kara du, phone ghuma du.
Exams sar pe hai No. jaruri hain yaar.

Nov,15 2015
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Filmy Comedy

Sholay Film Comedy Scene,
Gabbar: Basanti Tatti Kar.
Veeru Cheekh Kar Bola: Nahi Basanti In Kutto Ke Samne Tatti Mat Karna Ye Log Tujhe Paani Nahi Denge Aur Mujhse Teri Gand Chatwayenge.

Nov,15 2015
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SENT MESSAGE

Banta: Yaar ye SENT MESSAGE Kya hota he?
Santa: Ghochu,
Saale, Bevkuf, Tune Hi Srdaro Ka Nam Kharab Kia He.
Sent Message Matlab Khushbu Wala Message.

Nov,14 2015
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Sorry Ki Spelling

Ek Budha Ek Ladki Se Takraya.
Budha: Sorry.
Ladki: Andha Hai Kya, Dikhta Nahi.
Ladki Jaise Hi Aage Badhi, Ek Handsome Ladka Us Ladki Se Takra Gaya.
Ladka: Sorry.
Ladki: It’s Okay.
Budhe Ne Jab Ye Suna To Gusse Se Ladki Se Bola,
Budha: Bahan Ki Laudi Meri Sorry Ki Spelling Galat Thi Kya?

Nov,13 2015
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Padosi Ki Khushi

Ek ghar mai pati patni k hasne ki bahut jyada awaz aa rahi thi
Sare padosi unki khushhali ka raj janne k liye unk ghar gye.
Pati ne padosiyo ko btaya ki bahut assan hai.
Hmare yaha meri bivi mujhe belan,chimta phek kr marti hai,
Agar mujhe lag jata hai to woh hasti hai nhi to mai hasta hu.

Nov,12 2015
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Sharabi Ka Haal

Devdas Ko Paaro Ne Na-Kaam Kar Diya,
Sharabi Ko Sharab Ne Badnaam Kar Diya,
Mohabbat Ho Ya Sharab, Dono Ka Asar Dekh Lo,
Devdas Aur Sharabi Ka, Ek Sa Anjaam Kar Diya.

Nov,10 2015
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Stop Asking

If you want to achieve greatness stop asking for permission.

Nov,9 2015
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I Love You

Santa: Wo Ladki Jo Ja Rahi Hai Bahri Hai?
Banta: tujhe Kaise Pata.
Santa: Kal Maine Use I Love You Kaha Tha
To Boli Kal Hi Maine New Sandal Liya Hai.

Nov,9 2015
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Pane Ke Liye

Jab Chote the Hum Zor se Rote the,
Jo Pasand hota Use Pane ke liye,
Aaj Bade ho gaye to Chupke se Rote hain,
Jo Pasan hai Use Bhulane ke Liye.

Nov,9 2015
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