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Aug,5 2015
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Ghar Ki Aurat

Santa Newspaper padh raha tha.
Banta: Koi Nayi khabar hai kya?
Santa: Ye kya U.P. ko 4 hisso mein kar diya jayega.
Banta: Jis Ghar mein Aurat ki chlti hai yahi hota hai.

Aug,5 2015
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Naya Sa Savera

Ayi si subah naya sa savera
Auraj ki kirno me hawao ka basera,
Khule asman me suraj ka chehra,
Mubarak ho aapko ye hasin savera.
GOOD MORNING

Aug,5 2015
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Bipasa Basu Ka

Aug,4 2015
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Neend A Jaygi

khoobsurat aankhain teri
raat ko jaagna choor day,
khud ba khud neend aa jayegi
tu mujhey soochna choor day.
Good Night

Aug,1 2015
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Sidhi Nai Bani

Santa:Tum Kitne Saal se Jalebi Bana Rahe Ho?Halwai:30 Saal Se..!
Santa:Badi Sharm Ki Bat heTumse Aaj Tak Jalebi Sidhi Nai Bani..

Aug,1 2015
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Not A Gay

What To Do When Your Parents Catch You While Watching Porn Movie?
Be Enthusiastic And With A Big Smile Say: See I’m Not A Gay.

Jul,31 2015
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Shadishuda Logo

Shadishuda logo ke liye ghar bar hi sabkuch hota hai
Ya to wo ghar me milege ya to fir bar me

Jul,30 2015
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Indian Funny Pictures

Jul,30 2015
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Fridge Main Boot

1st Bhoot: tu kaise mara.
2nd Bhoot: thand se, aur tu?
1st Bhoot: Biwi pe shaq tha, pura ghar dhund liya koi nahin mila.
Sharam k mare suicide kar li.
2nd Bhoot: Fridge kholta, dono bach jate.

Jul,30 2015
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Bunches Of Banana

Mom To Her Younger Daughter: Please Tell Me The Name Of Asshole,
Who Made You Pregnant.
Girl Replied: Hey Mom, After Eating Bunches Of Bananas,
Can You Specify Which Banana Made You Fat.

Jul,28 2015
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Dost Ki Jaan

Dosti ki wajah nahin hoti,
Dosti saza nahin hoti,
Dosti me hoti he imandari,
Dosti me duniadari nahi hoti,
Dost jaan se pyara hota he,
Dost se jaan pyari nahin hoti.

Jul,28 2015
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Complement Dein

Unko complement dein: Jis tarah se aapko apni taarif sunna pasand hai, usi tarah se ladko ko bhi apni taarif sunna pasand hai,
Toh hamesha koshish karein ki aapko jab bhi mauka mile aap unki taarif mein peeche na hatein.

Jul,27 2015
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Bhool Na Jana

Dosti ko dil se churaya aapne,
Door rahete huye bhi apna banaya aapne,
Kabhi bhool nahi payenge hum aap ko,
Kyunki yaad rakhna bhi to shikhaya aapne.

Jul,27 2015
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Said Apologetically

A Callgirl Released Gas During Sex.
She Smiled & Said Apologetically: Sorry Sir, When Front Hole Is Happy, Back Hole Laughs Loudly.

Jul,24 2015
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Fishing

Jul,23 2015
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Shakespeare ki Biwi

Apni khud ki galatiyo par hansna aapki umra badha sakta hai.
Shakespeare.
Apni biwi ki galatiyo par hansna aapki umra Ghata bhi sakta hai.
Shakespeare ki Biwi.

Jul,22 2015
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Suhagraat Mein

Sindhi suhagraat mein dheere dheere wife ki panty utar raha tha..
Wife – ae ji kya dekh rahe ho?
Sindhi – kapda acha h…90meter ka toh hoga?

Jul,22 2015
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Ladkiya Kyu Banayi

Sir: Koi bata sakta hai Bhagwan ne ladkiya kyu banayi?
Me: Hamari zindagi jhand karne ko.
After a long pause.
Sir: Aansu laa diye tere jawab ne.
Class ke baad mil Daru pite hai.

Jul,22 2015
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Mehfil Se

1 admi doston ki mehfil se raat late ghar gaya,
Dosto ne pucha k wife ne kuch kaha to nahi,
Admi bola nahi kuch khas nahi bus ye,
2 dant to mai wesay bhi niklwane wala tha.

Jul,20 2015
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Your Sister

If I die, will you remarry?
Of course no, darling, I will stay with my sister. And if I die, will you remarry?
No, I will also stay with your sister.

Jul,20 2015
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revision Bhi

Teacher: Tum mirror ke saamne baithkar kyun padhte ho…
Kapil Junior :Madam, Iske 3 faayde hain
Padhne ke liye company mil jaati hai
Khud par nazar bhi rehti hai
Saath mein revision bhi ho jaata hai

 

Jul,20 2015
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Smile Again

It doesn’t matter who hurt you,
or broke you down,
what matters is who made you smile again.

Jul,20 2015
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Medical College

Santa: Agar nariyal ke ped pe chad jaun to..
engineering college ki ladkiyan dikh jayegi
Banta: Pir hath chod dena,
to medical college ki bhi dikh jayegi.

Jul,20 2015
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Marriage is Fancy Word

Daughter: Mom, what is marriage?
Mom: Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who cannot be handled by his parents anymore

Jul,17 2015
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Shaadi Femail Se

N English man says america me,
Shaadi e-mail se hoti hai.
Our sardar ji says india me to,
Shaadi fe-mail se hoti hai.

Jul,17 2015
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Yaad Dil Se

Yehi tu haseen yaadon ka khubsorat nata hai,
Jo bin kisi shart k nibhaya jata hai,
Rahein dooryan darmyan tu kia huwa,
Yaad zuban se nahi Dil se kia jata ha.

Jul,17 2015
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Rang The Doorbell

My Girlfriend broke up with Me.
She says I am Childish,
I took a Deep Breathe, Calm Down!
Went to her house, rang the Doorbell,
And ran away.

Jul,17 2015
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Karishma Khuda Ka

Kutab Minar Ko Dekh Kar Ek Shayar Ne Likha,
Ajab Karishma Dekha Khuda E Karim Ka, Aasma Ko Ch*dne Nikla Hai La*da Zameen Ka.

Jul,16 2015
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Wife Kicked Me

Doc to a patient:
How did this happened?
My wife kicked me out...
But it's not worth it to jump out of 2nd floor.
Doc, you didn't understand me. She kicked me out, literally.

Jul,16 2015
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Lesbian Sardar

Sardar: Will u marry me?
Girl: Sorry im a lesbian.
Sardar: What is a lesbian?
Girl: I like to have sex with girls.
Sardar: Wow im also a lesbian.

Jul,16 2015
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Ooh La La

Atma Chod Gayi Jism Purana.
Didi Tera Devar Deewana.
Blood Donate Karne K Pehle Hamesa Group Janchna.
Basanti In Kutto K Samne Mat Nachna.
Yashomati Maiya Se Bole Nandlala,
Ooh La La.

Jul,16 2015
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About Customer

Every day were saying, ‘How can we keep this customer happy?’ How can we get ahead in innovation by doing this, because if we don’t, somebody else will.”
It’s easier for our software to compete with Linux when there’s piracy than when there’s not.”

Jul,15 2015
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Before Marriage

Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ??
Wife remains silent ??
Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ??
Wife : Abbe gin ne to De?.

Jul,15 2015
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Pyar Se Jiya Karo

Choti Choti Bato Pe Takrar Na Kiya Kro
Hamare Hr Mazak Ko Dil Pe Mat Liya Kro
Kya Pata Sath Hai Aur Kitne Din Ka
In Palo Ko To Pyar Se Jiya Kro .

Jul,13 2015
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Sweeten Up Your Cheeks

Create a foxy flush with a deep berry powder blush. Use a fluffy brush to swirl it in small, circular motions over the apples of your cheeks and back toward your hairline, says NYC makeup artist Greg Vaughan. This will blend the color evenly. Try Cargo Blush in Mallorca, $22.

Jul,13 2015
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Kya Zarurat Thi

Hasrat hain sirf tumhey paaney ki,
Aur koi khawahish nahi is deewane ki,
Shikwa mujhe tumse nahi khuda se hai,
Kya zarurat thi tumhe itna khubsurat bnane ki

Jul,13 2015
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Ghar Ke Samne

Biwi:- Jab se hum dono ka divorce hua h tab se tum roz mere ghar ke samne potty kyon kar jate ho.
Sardar:- Tumko ye btane ke tere bina main bhookha nahi maar raha hu.

Jul,13 2015
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Break Fail

Taxiwala: Saheb Break fail ho gayi hai, Gaadi rukti nahi, kya karu?
Kapil Sharma: PEHLE TU METER BAND KAR

Jul,13 2015
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फ़ोन नंबर

कभी किसी लड़की से फ़ोन नंबर मांग के देखो..
देने को तो दे देंगी लेकिन रिएक्ट एसा करेंगी जैसे उनकी एक किडनी मांग ली हो

Jul,13 2015
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मायके गई है

डॉक्टर- अब कैसा है तुम्हारा सिरदर्द?
मरीज- वो तो मायके गई है .

Jul,13 2015
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Stupid Boy

Normal Lover : Shall I Sleep On Your B**bs?
Girl: Stupid.
Mentos Lover: Shall I Feel Your Heart Beat.
Girl: Come Dear.

Jul,10 2015
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GirlFreind Ki Yaad

Jul,10 2015
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Meri Pyar Ki Jit

Hello frndz im angelina my age is 23 yrs yeh kahani joh meh sunane ja rhi hu voh kahani aaj seh 9 sall pehle ki baat hai hamare ghar ke pass ek ghar ban raha tha jab voh complete hu toh vaha raat meh kuch log rehne a gaye phir 2:30 baje karib hamare ghar ki bell baji phir mehne jake door kohla toh samne 3 ladke kade the unme do dupligate the and one ldka tha jo dupligate the n unpe mera dil a gya .kya ehsah tha.

Phir n 1 2 week ke baad waha peh sab unke frndz ban gaye only boy bane tog voh n hamare ghar ke piche ek ground tha to voh na waha peh cricket khel the tthe toh na meri do frnd thi sona aur khusi unmeh seh meri best frnd sona ko dupligate meh ek peh dil a gaya toh na usne mujhe bataya toh mehne bhi apne dil ki baat bata di fir na hum dono 3 4 kids ko bolate the aur meri teres peh kelteh the phir jab bhi mauka milta na tha tab hum bacho ko bol the un dono bhaiya ka naam pucho toh na chilate the bhaiya apna naam batao na phir na voh dono hum dono ko dekh keh haaste the toh hum bhi haaste the meri frnd bolthi thi hasi toh pasi toh ek din uski mausi chila keh bole sam mike daniel chalo market chalte hai toh hum khush ho gaye kyuki hum ko unka naam patah chal gaya tha tbhi bhi hum unke muh se sunna chateh the phir na jab ek din humne kudh pucha toh undono neh apna naam bata diya sam aur mike mujhe sam seh pyar tha aur use mike seh phir usi din uski mummy neh sun liya toh hum niche khel rahe the tab uski mummy ne pucha ki tumne unka naam pucha tha mehneh kaha nhi phir hm dono unki mummy ke bare meh ulta sidha bolne

lage phir agle din hum niche khel rahe the phir na voh dono vaha seh ja rahe the phir unhone na niche mere pair per chiti gira di usmeh lika tha ki angelina aur sona hum dono tumseh bohot bohot pyar krte hai phir koi reply nhi diya phir humneh unko ha krdi phir hum dono neh unko haan krdi phir na ek din kya hua unki nani hum seh puchtach krne lgi fir na humne toh apna mob.no unko de rakha tha phir hamari unseh khub ladai hui hamari bohot sallo tak ladai rahi phir na kya hua hume argent america jane lage toh na mehne sam ko bye keh diya toh voh rone lggaya phir kehneh laggaye mujhe chod keh maat jao meh tmhare bina nhi rehpaunga phir meh kaha bass 4 sall ki toh baat hai usne bola thik hai phir 4 saal keh baad hum vapis a gaye phir mujhe ghr ghr jake mitayi baatni thi kyoki mere bhai ka beta hua tha isiliye phir meh apni frnd ko leke mithayi batne chali gayi phir sam ka ghr aya phir vohmujhe dekh ke khush ho gya aur voh apne teres ke room meh hum dono ke le gaye fhir voh dono neh kaha ki i love u angelina hum tumhare saath kbhi ehsa nhi krsakte usne ka tum sadi meh bohot sundar lag rahi ho aur mere gal peh kiss kiya phir hum dono neh apni mummy papa ko bata diya veh seh bhi voh bhi christian tha aur meh bhi toh ab hum khusi seh rehte hai and uska aur meri shaddi december 12 ko hai and koi bhi faltu comment nhi likhna thikhai byee

Jul,9 2015
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Khooni Gatekeeper

Dil diya hai, pyar kiya hai
Dil diya hai, pyar kiya hai
Acp Pradhyumn kehta hai
“Ho Na Ho Daya khoon Gatekeeper ne hi kiya hai”

Jul,9 2015
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Apni Zindagi Me

Girlfriend: Mai Apni Zindagi Me Koi Lamba Haath Marna Chahti Hu.
Pappu: Pagli, Tu Sirf Haath Maar... Lamba To Apne Aap Ho Jaayega

Jul,9 2015
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Battle of Wits

I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed!

Jul,8 2015
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About future

The future depends on what you do today.

Jul,8 2015
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DIL SE DILKI DOORI

DIL SE DILKI DOORI NAHI HOTI
KHUSHI SE KOI MAJBOORI NAHI HOTI
TUMSE MILNE KI TAMANNA HAI LEKIN
KEHTE HAIN HAR TAMANNA PURI NAHI HOTI.

Jul,4 2015
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Is sawal ka jawab do

Is sawal ka jawab do
Shadi se pehle dulhan ka baap dulhe ko kya deta hai?
Jo shadi k baad wapas leta hai..?
Its challenge 4 u!
Answer: Sukh aur Chain

Jul,3 2015
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