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Kapil:Larkiyan Aaj Kal Apne Husan Par Naaj Karti Hai
Grammer Toh Theek Se Ata Nai Aur English Main Baat Karti Hai
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Ladkiya Paraya Dhan Hai, To Ladke Kya Hai? Nahi Pata kya? .
Ek No ke Chor Jinki Nazar Hamesha Paraye Dhan par Hi Lagi Hoti Hai.
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Teacher: Why Are You Late?
Student: Because of The Sign On The Road.
Teacher: What Type Of Sign?
Student: The Sign That Says, School Ahead, Go Slow.
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Boy: Was Following A Girl,
Girl: Please Do Not Follow Me,
Bcoz My Mother Is Coming Behind You,
Boy: Do Not You Worry At All,
Because My Father Is Following Hour.
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Badi muddat se chaha hai tujhe,
Badi duaon se paya hai tujhe,
Tujhe bhulane ki sochu bhi to kaise,
Kismat ki lakeeron se churaya hai tujhe.
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Khudaa jab husn deta hai,
Nazaakat aaa hi jati hai,
Kadam chun chun kar rakhti ho,
Kamar ball kha hi jaati hai.
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I remember my mother's prayers and they have always followed me.
They have clung to me all my life.
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Pagal aashiq ho jaate hain pyaar me,
Baaki kasar poori ho jaati hain intezaar me,
Magar yeh fauzi dilruba nahi samajhti,
Gol gappe khaati phirti hain baazar me.
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Google turns 12 this year.
This means we only have one more year to use it,
Before it turns into a teenager and won not answer anything.
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Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai mein,
Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai mein,
Hume mat dhundo duniya ki bheed mein,
Hum milenge tumhe fir kisi,
Free SMS ki scheme mein.
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Human saliva has a boiling point three times that of regular water.
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Wife: Bus karo rat k 12 baje se kar rahe ho or subai k 8 ho gaye Thake nahi?
Husband: abhi to kuchh nahi kia ab to din raat karunga kyu ki.
5000 MSG free hai.
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Teacher: Cow Hamari Mata hai.
School k bahar 1 Cow road pe ghum rhi thi,
Santa: Sir..Sir.. Baahar Aapki Mummy Awara saando k sath Ghoom Rahi hai.
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What was the most difficult period in your life,
And how did you deal with it?
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Two things are infinite: The universe and Human stupidity,
And I m not sure about the universe.
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Nothing in this world is impossible to a willing heart.
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Dost ki yaad se badi koi dolot nahin hoti,
Sath rehna hi dost ki jarurat nahin hoti,
Duriyan kardeti ha yado ko jinda,
Warna yadon ki koi kimat nahin hoti.
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Santa Cinema Hall Mein
First Time Movie Dekhne Ke Liye Gya.
Santa : 1 Ticket Plz..
Counter Girl : Sorry Sir, Itz.. HouseFull..
Santa : Ohh!! Chalo Koyi baat Nhi
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Aap Aisa Karo Pendrive Mein Daal Do.
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Anjan Galiyo Se Guzra Nahi Karte,
Dil Ye Dard Liya Aur Diya Nahi Karte.
Ye Pyara Sa Rishta Aap Se Hai Varna,
Hum Kisi Ko Sms Kiya Nahi Karte.
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Ladki ko uss topic par hi baaat karni chahia jis topic par unhe baat karna pasand ho. Is tarha app unse jyada der tak baat kar sakte ho orh unke dil ke baat jaan sakte ho.
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TITANIC bahut zabardast film thi,
Par ek raaz jo sab ko nahi pata.
Wo ye hai ki.
Titanic ki puri shooting,
Rajnikanth ke BATH TAB mein hui thi.
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Exams ka saya hai,
Exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai?
Duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo,
Par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai.
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Jagat Paalan Haar Hai Maa,
Mukti Ka Dham Hai Maa,
Hamari Bakti Ka Aadhar Hai Maa,
Hum Sab Ki Raksha Ki Avatar Hai Maa.
Happy Navaraatri.
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Na Muskurane Ko Jee Chahta Hai,
Na Kuch Khane Peene, Na Sone Ko Jee Chahta Hai,
Ye Garmi Ab Bardaast Nahi Hoti,
Sab Chhod Kar Ab Shimla Chale Jane Ko Jee Chahta Hai.
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Rishton Ki Dori Kamzor Hoti Hai,
Aankho Ki Baatein Dil Ki Chor Hoti Hai,
Kisi Ne Jab Bhi Pucha Friendship Ka Matlab,
Hamari Ungli Aapki Aur Hoti Hai.
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No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.
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Ladkiyo ke saamne smoking aur drinking na kare,
Yaad rakho ki ladkiyo ko hmesha sooljhe huwe ladke hi pasand aate hai.
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Sardar: Oye Tu Har Message Do Baar Kyu Bhejta Hai?
2nd Sardar: Taki Tu 1msg Forward Kar De To Dusra Tere Pas Rahe.
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Nayi Dulhan Ko Dulhe Ne Suhagrat Pe Munh Dikhaai Ke 25,000 Rupye Diye
Dulhan Itne Saare Paise Dekh Kar Ghabra Ke Boli,
Dulhan: Suno Ji Poora Khandaan CH0DEGA Kyaa?
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Airtel Girl to College Boy Santa: Kaya aap ke Mobile 4G hai?
Santa: Mere Mobile me 6G hai.
Girl: Impossible.
Santa: U ka hai hamra mobile me double sim hai aur dono me 3G+3G hai,
to ho gaya na madam 6G.
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Eh jo ladkiyon ke baal hote hai,
Ladkon ko fasane ka jaal hote hai.
Khoon choos leti hai ladkon ka saara,
Tabhi to inke honth laal hote hai.
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Apni nigahon se na dekh khudko,
Heera bhi tujhe patthar lagega,
Sab kehte honge chand ka tukda hai tu,
Meri nazar se dekh chand tera tukda lagega.
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संता ने सपना देखा कि किसी ने उसे मार दिया है।
अगले ही दिन उसने अपना बैंक एकांउट बंद करवा दिया क्योंकि बैंक का स्लोगन था वी मेक योर ड्रीम्स कम ट्रू.
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Chand ki Chandani,
Basant ki bahar,
Pholoon ki khusbhoo,
Apni ka Pyaar,
Mubarak ho Aapko DEEPAWALI ka Tyohaar,
Sada khush rahe Aap aur Aapka Pariwar,
HAPPY DIWALI.
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पप्पू समंदर किनारे लेटा धूप ले रहा था.
एक अमेरिकन : आर यू रिलैक्सिंग?
पप्पू : नो डियर आई एम पप्पू.
फिर खिजलाकर पप्पू वहां से उठकर
दूसरी तरफ चला गया: जहाँ एक अमेरिकन सुंदरी लेटी थी.
पप्पू ने उससे पूछा : आर यू रिलैक्सिंग?
अमेरिकन सुंदरी : यस, आई एम रिलैक्सिंग.
पप्पू उसे एक तमाचा मार के बोला: यहाँ पड़ी है,
उधर तुझे तेरे घरवाले ढूंढ रहे हैं.
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Faalse ka faasla.
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Dubey dubai mein doob gaya.
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Eleven benevolent elephants. (x3))
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I saw a kitten eating chicken in the kitchen.
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Apna dil apni tabahi ka sabab hota hai,
Yeh muhabbat ka zamana b ajeeb hota hai,
Kon c baat ney kis shakhs ka dil tor diya,
Bolney waley ko ehsas hi kab hota hai.
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Intelligent Pappu,
12th Pass krne ke baad.
Santa To Son: Ab tum kya krna chahte ho?
Pappu: BBA.
Santa: Very good par ye BBA hota kya hai?
Pappu: Bandi ki Baho me Aram.
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English Teacher: Batao Yeh Kon Sa Tense Hai?
Main Naach Raha Hon.
Tum Naach Rahy Ho,
Woh Naach Rahy Hain,
Hum Sub Naach Rahy Hain,
Student: Sir Yeh Mujra Continues Tense Hai.
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Phool hai gulab ka kaaton se kya darna,
Phool hai gulab ka kaaton se kya darna,
Pyaar karte hai hum dono,
Tere baap se kya darna.
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Ek Car Ki Nilaami Ho Rahi Thi.
1 Lakh, 2 Lakh, 3 Lakh.
Santa Shocked: Iss Khataare Mein Aisa Kya Hai? Jo Itne Rate Lagg Rahe Hai?
Seller: Iss Ke 10 Accident Hue Hai Har Baar Sirf Biwi Hi Marti Hai, Husband Bilkul Sahi Salamat Rahta Hai.
Santa Khush Hoke: 10 Lakhhhh.
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Hospital mai 1 ladka paida hote hi nurse ko bola: Beer or whiskey, kya available hai?
Nurse: Yahaan pe daru nahi milta.
Ladka: O teri! Fir se Gujarat mein paida ho gaya.
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Amitabh Bachchan is so punctual that many a times he used to open the gates of Filmistan Studios himself for he used to reach the place before the watchman or gatekeeper.
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Rajinikanth is remaking Titanic with some changes.
In d end he doesn't die but swims across the ocean with heroine in 1 hand and titanic in d other hand.
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Let your girlfriend know you're thinking about her. Put a note, or a flower, or something romantic in the glove box of her car about twice every week.
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