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No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.
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Ladkiyo ke saamne smoking aur drinking na kare,
Yaad rakho ki ladkiyo ko hmesha sooljhe huwe ladke hi pasand aate hai.
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Sardar: Oye Tu Har Message Do Baar Kyu Bhejta Hai?
2nd Sardar: Taki Tu 1msg Forward Kar De To Dusra Tere Pas Rahe.
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Nayi Dulhan Ko Dulhe Ne Suhagrat Pe Munh Dikhaai Ke 25,000 Rupye Diye
Dulhan Itne Saare Paise Dekh Kar Ghabra Ke Boli,
Dulhan: Suno Ji Poora Khandaan CH0DEGA Kyaa?
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Airtel Girl to College Boy Santa: Kaya aap ke Mobile 4G hai?
Santa: Mere Mobile me 6G hai.
Girl: Impossible.
Santa: U ka hai hamra mobile me double sim hai aur dono me 3G+3G hai,
to ho gaya na madam 6G.
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Eh jo ladkiyon ke baal hote hai,
Ladkon ko fasane ka jaal hote hai.
Khoon choos leti hai ladkon ka saara,
Tabhi to inke honth laal hote hai.
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Apni nigahon se na dekh khudko,
Heera bhi tujhe patthar lagega,
Sab kehte honge chand ka tukda hai tu,
Meri nazar se dekh chand tera tukda lagega.
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संता ने सपना देखा कि किसी ने उसे मार दिया है।
अगले ही दिन उसने अपना बैंक एकांउट बंद करवा दिया क्योंकि बैंक का स्लोगन था वी मेक योर ड्रीम्स कम ट्रू.
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Chand ki Chandani,
Basant ki bahar,
Pholoon ki khusbhoo,
Apni ka Pyaar,
Mubarak ho Aapko DEEPAWALI ka Tyohaar,
Sada khush rahe Aap aur Aapka Pariwar,
HAPPY DIWALI.
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पप्पू समंदर किनारे लेटा धूप ले रहा था.
एक अमेरिकन : आर यू रिलैक्सिंग?
पप्पू : नो डियर आई एम पप्पू.
फिर खिजलाकर पप्पू वहां से उठकर
दूसरी तरफ चला गया: जहाँ एक अमेरिकन सुंदरी लेटी थी.
पप्पू ने उससे पूछा : आर यू रिलैक्सिंग?
अमेरिकन सुंदरी : यस, आई एम रिलैक्सिंग.
पप्पू उसे एक तमाचा मार के बोला: यहाँ पड़ी है,
उधर तुझे तेरे घरवाले ढूंढ रहे हैं.
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Faalse ka faasla.
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Dubey dubai mein doob gaya.
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Eleven benevolent elephants. (x3))
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I saw a kitten eating chicken in the kitchen.
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Apna dil apni tabahi ka sabab hota hai,
Yeh muhabbat ka zamana b ajeeb hota hai,
Kon c baat ney kis shakhs ka dil tor diya,
Bolney waley ko ehsas hi kab hota hai.
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Intelligent Pappu,
12th Pass krne ke baad.
Santa To Son: Ab tum kya krna chahte ho?
Pappu: BBA.
Santa: Very good par ye BBA hota kya hai?
Pappu: Bandi ki Baho me Aram.
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English Teacher: Batao Yeh Kon Sa Tense Hai?
Main Naach Raha Hon.
Tum Naach Rahy Ho,
Woh Naach Rahy Hain,
Hum Sub Naach Rahy Hain,
Student: Sir Yeh Mujra Continues Tense Hai.
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Phool hai gulab ka kaaton se kya darna,
Phool hai gulab ka kaaton se kya darna,
Pyaar karte hai hum dono,
Tere baap se kya darna.
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Ek Car Ki Nilaami Ho Rahi Thi.
1 Lakh, 2 Lakh, 3 Lakh.
Santa Shocked: Iss Khataare Mein Aisa Kya Hai? Jo Itne Rate Lagg Rahe Hai?
Seller: Iss Ke 10 Accident Hue Hai Har Baar Sirf Biwi Hi Marti Hai, Husband Bilkul Sahi Salamat Rahta Hai.
Santa Khush Hoke: 10 Lakhhhh.
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Hospital mai 1 ladka paida hote hi nurse ko bola: Beer or whiskey, kya available hai?
Nurse: Yahaan pe daru nahi milta.
Ladka: O teri! Fir se Gujarat mein paida ho gaya.
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Amitabh Bachchan is so punctual that many a times he used to open the gates of Filmistan Studios himself for he used to reach the place before the watchman or gatekeeper.
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Rajinikanth is remaking Titanic with some changes.
In d end he doesn't die but swims across the ocean with heroine in 1 hand and titanic in d other hand.
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Let your girlfriend know you're thinking about her. Put a note, or a flower, or something romantic in the glove box of her car about twice every week.
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Pick something that creates a sense of fun or adventure.
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Pick something that creates a sense of fun or adventure.
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MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, tu kitna pada hai?
MAMU: B.A.
MUNNA BHAI: Sala, two akshar pada aur woh bhi ulta?
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Ek Budha Ek ladki se Takraya.
Budha: Sorry.
Ladki: Andha hai kya ?
Ladki Aage Ek handsome ladka us ladki se takra gaya.
Ladka: Sorry.
Ladki: It’s okay.
Budha ladki se bolta hai MERI SORRY KI SPELLING GALAT THI KYA?
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A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein.
Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya.
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Lady1:Tum Honeymoon Pe Kaha Gayi Thi?
Lady2:Kulu,Manali,Simla.
Lady1:Waha Jake Kya Dekha?
Lady2:Sirf Hotel Ke Room Ka Bed
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Wife- Bohot Machhar kaat rahe hain.
Misba Ul Haq- Goodnight ya All Out Lagaun
Wife- Goodnight laga do. All out to aap roz hi hote ho.
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Lots of smiles,
Smiles with no worries,
Gala time spent together,
Time spent with no limit,
Lifelong friendship,
This is called college friendship.
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Girl Romantic Mood Mein Rajnikanth Se Boli.
Girl: Ek Chutki Sindoor Ki Keemat, Tum Kya Jaano?
Rajnikanth: 0.00078924576 Rs. Per Gram.
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Santa to Shopkeeper: Gora Karn Wali Creme Haigi, Tere Kol,
Shopkeeper: Haan Hai.
Santa: Fer Saale Launda Kyun Ni, Teri Sakal Dekh Ke Main Roz Dar Janda Haan.
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Ek Aadmi Apne Dost Se:Le Bhai mithai kha.
Dost: Kis baat ki?
Aadmi:Teri Bhabhi Call Centre Me job karti hai aur usko Best
CALL GIRL ka Award mila hai.
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Teacher: Paani mein rehne wale 5 jaanwar ke naam batao?
Kapil: Mendak.
Teacher: 4 aur batao.
Kapil: Mendak ki mummy, uske papa, uski Behan aur Uski Item.
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Bohat Dino K Baad Kitab Kholi To Pata Chala..
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Ye Bhi Nai Aata
Ye Bhi Nai Aata
Ye Bhi Nai Aata
saala ....... Ye Bhi Nai Aata
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Steer clear of sugar, stimulants and processed food.
Maintain a healthy weight.
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Apko hameaha apna shina taan kar khada rehna chahia because ladkio ko wo ladke pasand ate hai jo apne shina taan kar chalte hai isse mardangi jhalakti hai.
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Ladkiyo ko mostly wo ladke pasand ate hai jo apne decision kud le sake . apko apna confidence show karna padega in sab decision me chahe wo decision koi sa bhi ho.
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Customer: my wife needs a bra but I don't know the size.
Salesgirl: touch my breast and try to calculate. Customer: oh I forget he needs panties too.
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संता :-आज फिर मुझे करिना को किस करने को दिल कर रहा है ।
बंता:-क्या ??????तुम करिना को पहले किस कर चुके हो?
संता:- नहीं , एक बार पहले भी दिल किया था !!
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Call From Marriage Bureau:
Riste k liye 1,
Mangni k liye 2,
Shadi k liye 3 dabye"
Santa: Dusri shadi k liye kya Dabau?
Awaz aai: Pehle wali ka Gala.
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Avoid popularity if you would have peace.
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Hamesha Ladki ke aankho se aankhen milakar hi baat kare, isse Ladkiyan impress hoti hai.
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DHABE Pe PATI Ne 1 BANANA SHAKE
&
PATNI Ne 2 mosambi juice Piye.
Counter Pe Payment K Time
WAITER Ne AAWAZ Di:
BHAIYA Ka 1 KELA
Aur BHABHI Ke
2 Mosambi Kaat lena.
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