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इश्क़ ऐसा करो की धड़कन मे बस जाए,
साँस भी लो तो खुश्बू उसी की आए,
प्यार का नशा आँखों पे छा जाए,
बात कुछ भी ना हो पर नाम उसी का आए
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Santa Ne Achanak Aankhe Kholte Hue Kaha, Doctor Sahib,
Kya Mera Operation Kamyab Raha,
Sabar Se Kam Lo Beta,Mai Doctor Nhi Yamraj Hun.
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Hum Dosto Ko Jaan Samjhate Hai….
Hum Dosto Ko Humrah Samjhate Hai…
Dost Hame Bewafa Samjhe To Kya Huwa
Hum Dosto Ki Parchaye Banate Hai
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Hum Lafzonse Kabhi Izhar Nehi Karte.
Matlab Yeh Nehi Ke hum Pyar Nehi Karte
Chahatahu Unhe Aaj Bhi..
Lekin.. Uski Sochmain Apne Waqth Bekaar Nehi Karte
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तेरी धड़कन ही ज़िंदगी का किस्सा है मेरा,
तू ज़िंदगी का एक अहम् हिस्सा है मेरा.
मेरी मोहब्बत तुझसे, सिर्फ़ लफ्जों की नहीं है,
तेरी रूह से रूह तक का रिश्ता है मेरा.
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ज़ख्म खाना तो अपनी आदत है
मुस्कुराना तो अपनी आदत है
रोशनी हो या घुप अंधेरा
दिल जलाना तो अपनी आदत है।
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Mohabbat Ki Gawahi Apne
Hone Ki Khabar Le Jaa.
Jidhar Wo Shaks Rehta Hai
Mujhe Aye Dil. Udhar Le Jaa
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Teri Aarzoo Mera Khwab Hai,
Jiska Raasta Bahut Kharab Hai,
Mere Zakhm Ka Andaza Na Laga,
Dil Ka Haar Panna Dard Ki Kitaab Hai
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Hum To Aaj Bhi Apane Hunar Me Dum Rakhate Hai Chaa Jate
Hai Raag Jab Mahfile Me Kadam Rakhate Hai
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Na Ishq, Na Pyaar, Na Mohabbat Yaaro,
Devdas Ki Mafik Jaan Mat Do Yaaro,
Apna To Ek Usul Hai Yaro. Na Chandramukhi,
Na Paaro Jo Dikhe Usi Pe Line Maro.
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Ladki: Hello Baby, Tumhari Yaad Aa Rahi Thi.
Ladka: Abhi Salary Nahi Aayi Hai Meri.
Ladki: Acha Chalo Papa Aa Gaye, Bye.
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अपने मोबाईल फ़ोन में कोई रोमांटिक रिंग टोन ही रखे,
रोमांटिक रिंग टोन सुनकर लड़कियां जरुर इम्प्रेस होती हैं.
लड़कियों को पटाने के लिए उन्हें इम्प्रेस करना बहुत ही जरुरी है.
उनके घर के पास से जब भी गुजरे उन्हें देखने की कोशिश जरुर करे.
उन्हें ये एहसास दिलाना जरुरी है की आप उनमे इच्छा रखते हैं.
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Why Do Girls Look Beautiful,
Is It Real Or Due To Make Up All False
Girls Look Beautiful Because
Boys Have Good Imagination
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Woh Ishq Ki Raaho Me Kyaa Kamaal Karti Hai..
Likhti hai I love you!
Aur Send To All Karti Hai.
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Airport Officer : Pocket Me Pistol Le Ke kyun Aaye Ho,
Me: Pistol Nahi Hai Sir
Officer : Phir
Me: Wo Sunny Leone ki Video dekh raha tha
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Kitna Hasin Chaand Sa Chehra Hai
Uspe Shabab Ka Rang Gehra Hai
Khuda Ko Yakin Na Tha Wafa Pe
Tabhi To Ek Chaand Pe Hazaaro Taaro Ka Pehra Hai.
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Teacher: John, Why Are You Doing Your Math Multiplication On The Floor,
Joen : You Told Me To Do It Without Using Tables.
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Aap Khud Nahi Janti Aap Kitni Pyari Ho,
Jaan Ho Hamari Par Jaan Se Pyari Ho,
Duriyon K Hone Se Koi Fark Nahi Padta,
Aap Ki Bhi Hamari Thi Or Aaj Bhi Hamari Ho.
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Girl To Rikshawala: Bhaiya Andar Tak Jayega Kya
Rikshawala: Ha Ha Kyu Nhi Aap Hi ke Liye To Khada Kiya H.
Girl: Ok To Piche Se Ghuma Ke Le Lo.
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Kapil:Larkiyan Aaj Kal Apne Husan Par Naaj Karti Hai
Grammer Toh Theek Se Ata Nai Aur English Main Baat Karti Hai
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Ladkiya Paraya Dhan Hai, To Ladke Kya Hai? Nahi Pata kya? .
Ek No ke Chor Jinki Nazar Hamesha Paraye Dhan par Hi Lagi Hoti Hai.
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Teacher: Why Are You Late?
Student: Because of The Sign On The Road.
Teacher: What Type Of Sign?
Student: The Sign That Says, School Ahead, Go Slow.
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Boy: Was Following A Girl,
Girl: Please Do Not Follow Me,
Bcoz My Mother Is Coming Behind You,
Boy: Do Not You Worry At All,
Because My Father Is Following Hour.
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Badi muddat se chaha hai tujhe,
Badi duaon se paya hai tujhe,
Tujhe bhulane ki sochu bhi to kaise,
Kismat ki lakeeron se churaya hai tujhe.
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Khudaa jab husn deta hai,
Nazaakat aaa hi jati hai,
Kadam chun chun kar rakhti ho,
Kamar ball kha hi jaati hai.
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I remember my mother's prayers and they have always followed me.
They have clung to me all my life.
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Pagal aashiq ho jaate hain pyaar me,
Baaki kasar poori ho jaati hain intezaar me,
Magar yeh fauzi dilruba nahi samajhti,
Gol gappe khaati phirti hain baazar me.
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Google turns 12 this year.
This means we only have one more year to use it,
Before it turns into a teenager and won not answer anything.
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Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai mein,
Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai mein,
Hume mat dhundo duniya ki bheed mein,
Hum milenge tumhe fir kisi,
Free SMS ki scheme mein.
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Human saliva has a boiling point three times that of regular water.
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Wife: Bus karo rat k 12 baje se kar rahe ho or subai k 8 ho gaye Thake nahi?
Husband: abhi to kuchh nahi kia ab to din raat karunga kyu ki.
5000 MSG free hai.
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Teacher: Cow Hamari Mata hai.
School k bahar 1 Cow road pe ghum rhi thi,
Santa: Sir..Sir.. Baahar Aapki Mummy Awara saando k sath Ghoom Rahi hai.
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What was the most difficult period in your life,
And how did you deal with it?
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Two things are infinite: The universe and Human stupidity,
And I m not sure about the universe.
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Nothing in this world is impossible to a willing heart.
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Dost ki yaad se badi koi dolot nahin hoti,
Sath rehna hi dost ki jarurat nahin hoti,
Duriyan kardeti ha yado ko jinda,
Warna yadon ki koi kimat nahin hoti.
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Santa Cinema Hall Mein
First Time Movie Dekhne Ke Liye Gya.
Santa : 1 Ticket Plz..
Counter Girl : Sorry Sir, Itz.. HouseFull..
Santa : Ohh!! Chalo Koyi baat Nhi
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Aap Aisa Karo Pendrive Mein Daal Do.
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Anjan Galiyo Se Guzra Nahi Karte,
Dil Ye Dard Liya Aur Diya Nahi Karte.
Ye Pyara Sa Rishta Aap Se Hai Varna,
Hum Kisi Ko Sms Kiya Nahi Karte.
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Ladki ko uss topic par hi baaat karni chahia jis topic par unhe baat karna pasand ho. Is tarha app unse jyada der tak baat kar sakte ho orh unke dil ke baat jaan sakte ho.
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TITANIC bahut zabardast film thi,
Par ek raaz jo sab ko nahi pata.
Wo ye hai ki.
Titanic ki puri shooting,
Rajnikanth ke BATH TAB mein hui thi.
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Exams ka saya hai,
Exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai?
Duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo,
Par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai.
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Jagat Paalan Haar Hai Maa,
Mukti Ka Dham Hai Maa,
Hamari Bakti Ka Aadhar Hai Maa,
Hum Sab Ki Raksha Ki Avatar Hai Maa.
Happy Navaraatri.
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Na Muskurane Ko Jee Chahta Hai,
Na Kuch Khane Peene, Na Sone Ko Jee Chahta Hai,
Ye Garmi Ab Bardaast Nahi Hoti,
Sab Chhod Kar Ab Shimla Chale Jane Ko Jee Chahta Hai.
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Rishton Ki Dori Kamzor Hoti Hai,
Aankho Ki Baatein Dil Ki Chor Hoti Hai,
Kisi Ne Jab Bhi Pucha Friendship Ka Matlab,
Hamari Ungli Aapki Aur Hoti Hai.
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