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Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote!
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He : I Love You
She : Itni Jor Se Chamat Marungi
Seedhe Ghar Jake Girega :
He:Thoda Dhire Marna Market Jana Hai Maa Ne Dhaniya Lane Ko Bola Hai
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Choti Choti Bato Pe Takrar Na Kiya Kro
Hamare Har Mazak Ko Dil Pe Mat Liya Kro
Kya Pata Sath Hai Aur Kitne Din Ka
In Palo Ko Toh Pyar Se Jiya Kro
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Wife ko begum kyon kehte hai?
Ans: Kyonki shadi ke baad sare gum
To husband se hisse mein aate hai,
Aur biwi Be-Gum ho jai Hai!!
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Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art.
It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival.
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May This Cheer And Joy,
This Merriment And Mirth,
Of This Divine And Blessing Festival,
May Surround You Forever.
Happy Diwali.
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Khafa hone se pehle khata bata dena,
rulaane se pehle hansna sikha dena..
agar jana ho kabhi hum se door aap ko,
toh pehle bina saans liye jeena sikha dena!
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Burn candles. Fill the suite with roses. Throw petals on the bed. Wear your favorite perfume. Play music. Drink champagne. Watch the sunset.
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Major Rohail:
Dude EGGS are extra salty today��
Tooo much Salt..why?
Waiter:
Sir hen is suffring from high blood
Pressure
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A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer.
The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing
because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Nurse to patient with bleeding head: Your Name?
Patient: preetam
Nurse: Age?
Patient: 28 years
Nurse: Married?
Patient: No Car Accident.
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In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders.
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Doctor: Please take your seat sir. what is your problem??
Patient: Hello Doctor please can you give me your certificate?
Doctor: Why?
Patient: I took 2 weeks leave in my office. They asked me to get an Doctor Certificate.
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Ek ajnabi se mujhe itna pyaar kyon hai
Inkar karne par chahat ka ikraar kyon hai
Use pana nahi meri taqdeer mein shayad
Phir har mod pe usi ka intezaar kyon hai.
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Balu-tere papa doctor he or tu bimar ho gaya sarm ki bat he
Pintu-sarm ki bat to ye he ki tere papa CONDOM bechte he phir bhi tu peda o gya
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Tuta pada hai Mere Dil ka Saajh
Charon taraf Mujhe khaane laga hai Andhera
Aaja Tujhko Meri Mohabbat ki Kasam hai
Tere Bagair Mujhko Gumo ne Ghera hai.
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Are you a team player?
You are, of course, a team player. Be sure to have examples ready.
Specifics that show you oftenperform for the good of the team rather
than for yourself is good evidence of your team attitude. Donot brag
just say it in a matter-of-fact tone? This is a key point.
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What are your contributions in order to meet the goals of our company?
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he essential checklist of what you should bring with you to an interview.
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There has only been 193,000 metric tonnes of gold discovered to date.
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Crime Patrol, Saavdhan India, Code Red back to back dekh kar bahar niklo to har aadmi kaatil nazar aata hai.
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Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi
Ek kami thi woh bhi puri ho gayi
Pagal hain woh log jo kehte hain ki
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi.
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इश्क के समंदर में गोता लगाया… वाह वाह…
पर पानी बहुत ठंडा था इसलिए बाहर निकल आया.
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Wo keh gaye mera intezar mat krna
Me kahu to bhi mera aitabar mat krna
Ye bhi kaha unhe pyar nahi mujhse
Aur ye bhi keh gye kisi Aur se pyar mat karna.
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Abhi parents ko sochna padega ki.
baccheko chai ki dukan pe bhejke modi banana hai ya
IIT me bhejke kejriwal.
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PROFESSOR :
Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jante ho?
MUNNA BHAI :
Gandhi bahut zabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin
maloom ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.
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lund pe aitbaar kisko hai…
Mil jaaye chodney ko to inkar kis ko hai…
Kuch mushkilen hai chut paane me dost
Warna muth marne se pyaar kisko hai…
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Rajnikant ka mobile
vibration mode pe tha don’t worry ..!!
Mode change kar diya hai
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Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?
Sardar: BA
Professor:For sodium?
Sardar: NA
Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA
& 2 atoms of NA combined?
Sardar: Banana
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A successful man is one
who makes more money
than
his wife can spend.
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Sbzi teri ho
handi meri ho
wah wah
C.N.G teri ho
Gari meri ho
wah wah
Hum dono ki dosti itni gehri ho
ke Mangetr teri ho aur us se
shadi meri ho
Ab bol wah wah
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Aajkal ke parents BUS me bachey ko bitha k ese Bye kartey hai.
Jaise
padhney nhi videsh Yatra bhej rahey ho..
Ek hum they jo roz laat ghunsey kha kar school jate the..
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In Rockstar Movie:
“toote hue dil se hi
Sangeet nikalta hai!!”
In exams:
“chhoote hue chapter se hi
Question nikalta hai!
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Ladkiyon Se Kabhi Mat Sharmaiye, Maximum Ladki Sharmile Ladko Ko Pasand Nahi Karti Hai, Issliye Hamesha Frankly Unse Mile.
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Duniya me 2 tarha ke log hote hai
Smart
Lovely
Smart: Wo hai jisne Apko ye msg send kiya hai.
Aur
Lovely: Wo hai jiska Aap msg padh
rahen hai…
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14 Year Girl: I Love you.. I Like you.
Boy: Beta Bachi ho ap Abhi.
Girl Turned 16
Boy: BC 0_0. hellow remember me ?
Girl: Ji Bhaiyaaa
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Unke Ghar Ke Paas Se Jab Bhi Gujre Unhe Dekhne Ki Koshish Jarur Kare. Unhe Ye Ehsas Dilana Jaruri Hai Ki Aap Unme Interest Rakhte Hai.
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What is kiss?
It’s an application submitted in top floor to get permission 4 working in ground floor.
Those who understood forwrd it,othrs go & watch cartoon
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Dil ki mehfil mein ujala kijiye,
Roj pyaar bhare sms kiya kijiye,
Zindagi khubsurat ban jayegi dear,
Apno k liye thoda waqt nikala kijiye.
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24hrs make a lovely day,
7 days make a lovely week,
52 weeks make a lovely year & knowing a
person like me will make ur life lovely.
Have a lovely day n life!
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Ladka : Profile Pic Me Badi Gori Lag Rahi Ho
Ladki : Thanks
Ladka : Kaunsa Software Use Karti Ho ???
"Ladka BLOCKED"
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Teacher: Pani mein rahne wale 5 jiv-jantu ke naam batao?
Boy: Mendak.
Tec: 4 aur batao.
Boy: Mendak ki mummy, mendak k papa, mendak ki behan & mendak ki item
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1 train badi der baad chali
Muslim bola- YA ALI,
Hindu bola- JAI BJRANG BALI,
Punjabi bola- Kidhar ka ali kidhar ka bali,
Saalo train apni nahi pas wali chali.
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The fluffy cloud may kiss the sky,
the rose may kiss the butterfly,
the morning due may kiss the grass
but you my friend may kiss my lips!
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Thanks for being in Thanks for being in my life
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