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Pick something that creates a sense of fun or adventure.
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Pick something that creates a sense of fun or adventure.
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MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, tu kitna pada hai?
MAMU: B.A.
MUNNA BHAI: Sala, two akshar pada aur woh bhi ulta?
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Ek Budha Ek ladki se Takraya.
Budha: Sorry.
Ladki: Andha hai kya ?
Ladki Aage Ek handsome ladka us ladki se takra gaya.
Ladka: Sorry.
Ladki: It’s okay.
Budha ladki se bolta hai MERI SORRY KI SPELLING GALAT THI KYA?
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A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein.
Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya.
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Lady1:Tum Honeymoon Pe Kaha Gayi Thi?
Lady2:Kulu,Manali,Simla.
Lady1:Waha Jake Kya Dekha?
Lady2:Sirf Hotel Ke Room Ka Bed
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Wife- Bohot Machhar kaat rahe hain.
Misba Ul Haq- Goodnight ya All Out Lagaun
Wife- Goodnight laga do. All out to aap roz hi hote ho.
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Lots of smiles,
Smiles with no worries,
Gala time spent together,
Time spent with no limit,
Lifelong friendship,
This is called college friendship.
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Girl Romantic Mood Mein Rajnikanth Se Boli.
Girl: Ek Chutki Sindoor Ki Keemat, Tum Kya Jaano?
Rajnikanth: 0.00078924576 Rs. Per Gram.
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Santa to Shopkeeper: Gora Karn Wali Creme Haigi, Tere Kol,
Shopkeeper: Haan Hai.
Santa: Fer Saale Launda Kyun Ni, Teri Sakal Dekh Ke Main Roz Dar Janda Haan.
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Ek Aadmi Apne Dost Se:Le Bhai mithai kha.
Dost: Kis baat ki?
Aadmi:Teri Bhabhi Call Centre Me job karti hai aur usko Best
CALL GIRL ka Award mila hai.
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Teacher: Paani mein rehne wale 5 jaanwar ke naam batao?
Kapil: Mendak.
Teacher: 4 aur batao.
Kapil: Mendak ki mummy, uske papa, uski Behan aur Uski Item.
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Bohat Dino K Baad Kitab Kholi To Pata Chala..
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Ye Bhi Nai Aata
Ye Bhi Nai Aata
Ye Bhi Nai Aata
saala ....... Ye Bhi Nai Aata
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Steer clear of sugar, stimulants and processed food.
Maintain a healthy weight.
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Apko hameaha apna shina taan kar khada rehna chahia because ladkio ko wo ladke pasand ate hai jo apne shina taan kar chalte hai isse mardangi jhalakti hai.
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Ladkiyo ko mostly wo ladke pasand ate hai jo apne decision kud le sake . apko apna confidence show karna padega in sab decision me chahe wo decision koi sa bhi ho.
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Customer: my wife needs a bra but I don't know the size.
Salesgirl: touch my breast and try to calculate. Customer: oh I forget he needs panties too.
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संता :-आज फिर मुझे करिना को किस करने को दिल कर रहा है ।
बंता:-क्या ??????तुम करिना को पहले किस कर चुके हो?
संता:- नहीं , एक बार पहले भी दिल किया था !!
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Call From Marriage Bureau:
Riste k liye 1,
Mangni k liye 2,
Shadi k liye 3 dabye"
Santa: Dusri shadi k liye kya Dabau?
Awaz aai: Pehle wali ka Gala.
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Avoid popularity if you would have peace.
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Hamesha Ladki ke aankho se aankhen milakar hi baat kare, isse Ladkiyan impress hoti hai.
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DHABE Pe PATI Ne 1 BANANA SHAKE
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PATNI Ne 2 mosambi juice Piye.
Counter Pe Payment K Time
WAITER Ne AAWAZ Di:
BHAIYA Ka 1 KELA
Aur BHABHI Ke
2 Mosambi Kaat lena.
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Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote!
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He : I Love You
She : Itni Jor Se Chamat Marungi
Seedhe Ghar Jake Girega :
He:Thoda Dhire Marna Market Jana Hai Maa Ne Dhaniya Lane Ko Bola Hai
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Choti Choti Bato Pe Takrar Na Kiya Kro
Hamare Har Mazak Ko Dil Pe Mat Liya Kro
Kya Pata Sath Hai Aur Kitne Din Ka
In Palo Ko Toh Pyar Se Jiya Kro
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Wife ko begum kyon kehte hai?
Ans: Kyonki shadi ke baad sare gum
To husband se hisse mein aate hai,
Aur biwi Be-Gum ho jai Hai!!
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Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art.
It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival.
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May This Cheer And Joy,
This Merriment And Mirth,
Of This Divine And Blessing Festival,
May Surround You Forever.
Happy Diwali.
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Khafa hone se pehle khata bata dena,
rulaane se pehle hansna sikha dena..
agar jana ho kabhi hum se door aap ko,
toh pehle bina saans liye jeena sikha dena!
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Burn candles. Fill the suite with roses. Throw petals on the bed. Wear your favorite perfume. Play music. Drink champagne. Watch the sunset.
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Major Rohail:
Dude EGGS are extra salty today��
Tooo much Salt..why?
Waiter:
Sir hen is suffring from high blood
Pressure
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A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer.
The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing
because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Nurse to patient with bleeding head: Your Name?
Patient: preetam
Nurse: Age?
Patient: 28 years
Nurse: Married?
Patient: No Car Accident.
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In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders.
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Doctor: Please take your seat sir. what is your problem??
Patient: Hello Doctor please can you give me your certificate?
Doctor: Why?
Patient: I took 2 weeks leave in my office. They asked me to get an Doctor Certificate.
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Ek ajnabi se mujhe itna pyaar kyon hai
Inkar karne par chahat ka ikraar kyon hai
Use pana nahi meri taqdeer mein shayad
Phir har mod pe usi ka intezaar kyon hai.
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Balu-tere papa doctor he or tu bimar ho gaya sarm ki bat he
Pintu-sarm ki bat to ye he ki tere papa CONDOM bechte he phir bhi tu peda o gya
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Tuta pada hai Mere Dil ka Saajh
Charon taraf Mujhe khaane laga hai Andhera
Aaja Tujhko Meri Mohabbat ki Kasam hai
Tere Bagair Mujhko Gumo ne Ghera hai.
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Are you a team player?
You are, of course, a team player. Be sure to have examples ready.
Specifics that show you oftenperform for the good of the team rather
than for yourself is good evidence of your team attitude. Donot brag
just say it in a matter-of-fact tone? This is a key point.
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What are your contributions in order to meet the goals of our company?
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he essential checklist of what you should bring with you to an interview.
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There has only been 193,000 metric tonnes of gold discovered to date.
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Crime Patrol, Saavdhan India, Code Red back to back dekh kar bahar niklo to har aadmi kaatil nazar aata hai.
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Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi
Ek kami thi woh bhi puri ho gayi
Pagal hain woh log jo kehte hain ki
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi.
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