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Husband: kash hamare ladki ki jagah ladka ho jata?
Wife: Chhodo ji, agar main aapke bharose rehti, to ladki bhi nahi hoti.
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Munna Juice Waale Se:-
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jaldi se Juice De Ladai
Hone Wali
Hai.....
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Ek Glass Pine Ke Baad..
Ek Glass Aur De jaldi
Ladai Hone Wali
Hai.....
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Wo Bhi Peene Ke Baad..
Ek Glass Aur De jaldi
Ladai Hone Wali
Hai.....
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Juice Waala:- Kab Hogi
Ladai.. ??
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Munna:- Jab Tu Paise
Mangegaa !!
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Munna Juice Waale Se:-
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jaldi se Juice De Ladai
Hone Wali
Hai.....
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Ek Glass Pine Ke Baad..
Ek Glass Aur De jaldi
Ladai Hone Wali
Hai.....
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Wo Bhi Peene Ke Baad..
Ek Glass Aur De jaldi
Ladai Hone Wali
Hai.....
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Juice Waala:- Kab Hogi
Ladai.. ??
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Munna:- Jab Tu Paise
Mangegaa !!
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Vermaji ke khet ke tamatar bahot laal hote the.
Padosan ne puccha to vermaji ne kaha – “Madam me roz subah aadha nangaa ho ke paani deta hu, isi liye sharm se laal ho gaye…! ”
Padosan ne bhi apne khet me aisa hi kiya…. Tamatar to laal nahi hue, par …..
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par…….
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baigan lambe ho gaye.
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Two friends watching Bungee Jumping.
1st friend: Do u wanna try?
2nd friend: No way! I was born bcoz a rubber broke… Don’t want to die for the same reason!!!
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I don’t know why people hate Porn Movies ?
Although it is the most Positive Movie
No Murder
No War
No Fight
No Cheating
Lots of Love & always a very Happy Ending for all Charcters AND the Best part “jahan se dekho saali muvi wahin se samajh aa jati hai..!!
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French girl to her boyfriend:-
I’m feeling so horny
“Make love to Me”
German wife to her Husband:-
I’m so drunk
“Fuck Me”
American girl to her Husband:-
I saw porn today
I’m ready.
“Take Me”
Indian wife to her Husband:-
Aaj maine sir pe tel lagaya hai, aur baby ne bhi mere upar shaam ko su-su kar dia tha… Agar kuch karna hai to kar lo,, sab nipta ke main ek hi baar Naha lungi..
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A Philosopher HUSBAND said: Every WIFE is a 'Mistress' of her Husband...
'Miss' for first year & 'Stress' for rest of the life.
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Boyfriend and Girlfriend sitting beside watching TV
Girlfriend goes somewhere without telling her boyfriend
When she comes.
Boyfriend – Where have you been ? No E-mail, You didn’t text me.
Not a clue on your blog, You didn’t update your status on facebook.
It’s like you fell off the face of the earth.
Girlfriend – Did you not check twitter ?
Boyfriend – (Checking Twitter) OOPS SORRY..
“Upstairs going to the bathroom be back in 5 minutes”
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Pappu: I love u
Ladki ne zor se thappad maara, aur boli ..
Kya kaha tune??
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Pappu ne bhi ghuma kar 2 zordaar chaanta maara aur kaha..
“Kamini jab suna hi nahin to maara kyun ?”
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Biwi Bathroom Se Naha Ke Nikli To Uska Pati Use Ghur Raha Tha!
Biwi Romantic Hokar Boli: Kya Irada Hai?
Pati Ne 2 Thappad Maare Or Bola "Mere Garam Pani Se Kyu Nahayi"
Happy ??winters....
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Police: Hume Aapke Ghar Ki
Talaashi Leni Hai,
Suna Hai Aapke Ghar Me Visfotak
Saamagri Hai..?
Santa: Khabar To Bilkul Pakki Hai,
Par Abhi Wo Maayke Gayi Hui Hai!
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As to the Seven Deadly Sins, I deplore Pride, Wrath, Lust, Envy and Greed.
Gluttony and Sloth I pretty much plan my day around.
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A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted.
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Say what you will about the Ten Commandments,
you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them.
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Can v do romance in the evening today?
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I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
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reply me soon!
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urs lovingly
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"MOSQUITO"
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Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked
Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that
Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday...
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Dream makes everything possible,
Hope makes everything work,
Luv makes everything beautiful,
Smile makes all the above...
So always Brush ur Teeth.
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Can v do romance in the evening today?
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I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
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reply me soon!
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urs lovingly
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"MOSQUITO"
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Height of Addiction :
just b4 a prisoner's execution the officer
asked him abt his last wish
He told :
"Dude! I wanna update my facebook status"
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lil girl went 2 shop and asked
"jb m badi ho jaungi mujse sadi kroge?"
shopkeeper : "Ha kyun nahi"
lil girl : to apni hone wali wife ko 1 chocolate v nhi doge.
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Tchr : passive me badlo,
"Bache jab sunsan jaga par jate hain to hadso ko janam dete hain"
Stdnt : "sunsan jaga par huye haadso se bacho ka janam hota hain.
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Teacher : Which is more important to us,
the sun or the moon?
Pupil : The moon.
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Teacher : Why?
Pupil : The moon gives us light at night
when we need it but the sun gives us light
only in the day time when we dont need it.
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one kanjus on his death time
my wife where r u
wife= yes i'm here
kanjus-my sons r u all here
yess papa
to fir us room me pankha q on hai.
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Son - I want a baby brother.
Mom - your dad is overseas. When he comes back we will talk over it.
Son - why don't u give him a surprise?
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Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi. Wah! Kia Larki thee!
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Wife: Akeli ayee hogi?
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Husband: Tum ko kese pata?
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Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha!
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2 lovers plans 2 suicide.
Boy - jumped 1st,
Girl closed her eyes and return back saying love is blind
Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never die.
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If all big companies starts to market condom of their brand?
Pepsodent condom kare raat bhar dhisum dhisum.
Colgate condom yeh hamara suraksha chakra
MRF condom Extra rubber,extra milage.
Moov condom aah se aaha tak
Sprite condom Bujhaye only pyaas baki sab bakwas
Tata sky condom iski laga dala toh life jhingalala.
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Teacher : Correct the sentence,
"A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"
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Student : "A cow and a bull is grazing in the field"
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.
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Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, main shore macha dungi.
Boy: Lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai.
Girl: I know but formality to poori karni hi padegi..
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Difference between Friend & Wife
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U can Tell ur Friend
"U r my Best Friend"
But
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Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
"U r my Best Wife?"
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GIRL:My heart is like a mobile
and you are the sim card
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BOY:I m very happy. . .
Gal:dont b too happy. . .
If I get a new offer
I will change the sim card..!
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Ayesha Takia
Mallika Sherawat
Rakhi Sawant
Sherlyn chopra
Bipasha basu
Sameera Reddy
Name of the movie:
ALL THE B**A*T
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Ques : shadi me dulhe ke saath Baarati kyun jate hain ? ? ?
Ans :- kyunki bade kehte hain ki kisiki khushi mein Jao na jao
par musibat me zarur jana chahiye..
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BOY- bus train aur ladki ek aati hai to dusri jati hai.
GIRL- auto riksha or ladka ek bulao to char chale aate hain.
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Suraj se achha Tara koi nahi,
Jaisa hai Rishta humaraa dusraa koi nahi!
Chahe saari duniyaa me dhund lo.
Mere jaisa Pyaraa, aur Tere jaisa Aawaraa aur koi nahi!!
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Katrina ki coffee me ek machchar gira,
Usne wo pee li.
Machchar k baap ne kuch kaha aur
katrina behosh ho gayi...
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Usne kaha: Tumhare pet me mera bacha hai...
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It is d month of Cakes n Candles,
Snow n Songs,
Carols n Joys,
Laughter n Love,
Its DECEMBER..
Wishing you a Blessed Month of Christmas!!
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Another year has passed, another year has come. I wish for you, that with every year you touch all your dreams. May God pour love and care on you. Happy New Year.
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Wishing you a Happy New Year with hope that you will have many blessings in the year to come.
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Happiness Makes You Smile,
Trials Makes You Stronger,
Success Gets You Going
But My Wishes Makes Your
New Year Superb.
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Like birds, let us,
leave behind what we dont need to carry,
GRUDGES SADNESS PAIN FEAR and REGRETS.
Life is beautiful, Enjoy it.
HAPPY NEW YEAR 2015
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With all the Rose's Perfume
& with all the lights in the world
& with all the children Smiles...
I Wish U that your all dreams comes True..
*HAPPY NEW YEAR 2015*
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In The Universal Bank of God
God stores his blessings
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deposited 365 days full of love,
faith & happiness for you,
So,Enjoy spending..
Happy New Year.
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Faith Is Something That
Never Lets You Lose Out In Life.
In The Coming Year,
Ensure That You Have Placed
Full Faith In God.
Happy New Year!
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This is last evening of 2014
Last sun of 2014
Has spread its shine
On earth,
Feel remaining
Moments of last day,
Scatter happiness
Best of luck for 2015
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May this new year bring many opportunities to your way,
to explore every joy of life
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may your resolutions for the days ahead stay firm,
turning all your dreams into reality
and all your efforts into great achievements.
Happy New Year to you & your loved ones.
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I wish U to have a
Sweetest Sunday,
Marvelous Monday,
Tasty Tuesday,
Wonderful Wednesday,
Thankful Thursday,
Friendly Friday,
Successful Saturday.
Have a great Year.
HAPPY NEW YEAR
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