Kisi Aadmi Se Ye Poocha Jaana Ki Wah Love marriage Karna Pasand Karega ya arrange Marriage, Is Statement Ka Synonym Ho Sakta Hai, Ki wah Khudkhusi Karna Pasand karega Ya Fir Katl Hona..

Pappu: Petrol Ki Badhti Price Ko Dekh Kar, Papa Main Jab Bada Hounga Tab Aisi Gaadi Banaunga Jo Toilate Se Chale.
Funny Papa: Chinta Mat Kar Beta, Tab Tak To Toilate Ki Rates Bhi Badh jaayegi.

Funny Pappu: papa Frustration Aur Irritation Kya Hota Hai.Koi Udaharan Do??

Papa Ne Phone Lagaya Aur Kaha Pintu Hai Kya, Phone Recieve Karne Waale Ne Wrong Number Bolkar Kaat Diya.

Papa Ne Fir Phone Lagaya To Phone Uthane Waala Chillane Lag Gaya,

Tab Papa Ne Pappu Ko Kaha Beta Ye Irritation Hoti Hai.

Phir Third Baar Usi Number Par Laga Tab Utane waale Ne Frustrate Hokar Kaha, “Main Pintu Bol Raha Hoon”

Dard Ki Bazaar Bhari Padi He,
Wo Cheez Na Lo Jo Ander Se Jali Padi He,
Wafaa Ki Talaash Chhod Do Nadaan,
Ye Duniya Bewafaai Se Bhari Padi He..

Bheed Me Thi Na Ro Saki Hogi,
Magar Yakin He Subah Tak Na So Saki Hogi,
Wo Shakhs Jise Samajne Me Mujhe Umar Lagi,
Bichhad Ke Mujhse Kisiki Na Ho Saki Hogi..

Jiss Paal mein Toot Jatey Hai Sapney,
Us Paal mein Hi Ruth Jatey Hai Apney,
Humein Kisi ko Mananaa Nahi Ata,
Shayad Tabhi To Humse Ruth Jatey Hai Apney...

Khwaab na khabhi tute, kabhi dil bhi na tute,
Aap bhi kabhi hamse na ruthe,
Humari Baat or saath na chhute,
Par abhi Hamare beech ka ye faslaa to tute..

Teacher: Engineering Collage Se Tum Kya Samajhte Ho.

Pappu: Jab 12th Main acche Marks Aane Par Punishment Milta Hai, To Engineering Collage Main Jaana Padta hai.

Wife: Agar Me Marr Jau To Tum Kya Karoge?

Husband: Shayad Me Bhi Marr Jaunga.

Wife: Kyon?

Husband: Kabhi Kabhi Zyada Kushi Janleva Hoti Hai..

Aansu Aa Jate He Aankho Me,

Par Hotho Pe Hasi Laani Padti Hai,

Ye Mohabbat Bhi Kya Chiz He Yaaro,

Ek Se Karte He Or Hazaro Se Chhupani Padti Hai..

Aisi Konsi Website He Jise Ladke Aur Ladki Chup Chup Ke Dekhte Hai

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Harbar Aaisi Soch Mat Paida Karo, Thoda To Sudhar Jaao..

Bunty: Ye Meri Wife Teena

Chintu: Are! Me Ise Janta Hu

Bunty: Kaise? 

Chintu: Hum Dono Sath Me Sotey Hue Pakde Gaye The. 

Bunty: Kya Baak Rahe Ho? 

Chintu: Maths Ki Class Ke Lecture Mein.

Barish Mein Yahi Dua Hai Meri Ki

Barish Ki Jitni Bunde Zamin Par Gire,

Utni Baar Aap Slip Ho Ke Gire,
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Khushiyo Ke Samundar Mein..

Jab Dekhta Hu To DIL Karta He Pakad Lu,

Jab Pakad Lu To DIL Karta Daba Du,

Jab Daba Du To DIL Karta Chuss Lu,

Kyu Ki Saal Me 1 Baar Hi Aata Hai ‘AAM’ Ka Season..

Stages of life:
1. You believe in Santa Claus
2. You don't believe in Santa Claus
3. You are Santa Claus
4. You look like Santa Claus
Merry Christmas!

I wish U Lovely X-mas
I wish U Favorable ”
I wish U Enjoyable ”
U shall not Lack in this X-mas
thy Lord shall provide to U!
Merry X-Mas.

The Best of JOY
The Best of CHEER
For CHRISTMAS & the
coming YEAR

Jingle Bells are ringing the wishes of Christmas. Sending the warmest Christmas wishes on soft snowflakes just for you!

I am dreaming of white Christmas ,
With every christmas card i write,
May your days be merry and bright,
And May all your christmases be white.
Marry Christmas to all

Its DECEMBER..
It is the month of
Cakes and Candles,
Snow and Songs,
Carols and Joys,
MARRY 'X' MAS. Christmas sms 

Two things upon this changing earth can neither change nor end,
the splendor of Christ’s humble birth, the love of friend for friend.

Ì wish Ú this Chrístmàs enriches ur lífe
Mày eàch day b hàppy & bríght,
Óverflòwíng with pleàsure & lòve
Mày ur Chrístmàs be filled with delíght

In heaven God told all husbands & wives to gather for a meeting! 
He told the men to stand in two queues... 
Those who are controlled by their wives & those who control their wives! 

Only 1 man stood in d second Queue... 

God said "So you control ur wife?" 

Man: "R u CRAZY ??? 
My wife told me to stand here"

Kisi condom company ne world-cup ko sponser kiya hota to uski advt me aise likh te....
Cover your STUMP.Before you PUMP

Once upon a time ..a small boy named Hameed living in a tiny primitive Moroccan village was bvery moron and all his classmates hate him for his stupidity especially his teacher Aisha who was always yelling on him"you are driving me crazy Hameed" ..one day his mother went to check out how is he doing and the teacher Aisha told her honestly that her son is simply a disaster, getting very low marks and even she never seen such a dumb boy in her whole career...the mother could not accept such a feed back and not only she took her son out from that school but she even shifted to another city.
25 years later, that teacher got an incurable cardio disease and all the doctors have strongly advised her to go for an open heart operation which only one surgeon could perform...effectively, left with no other choices she did the surgery and was successful ...when she opened her eyes ,she has seen a handsome doctor smiling to her, being under anesthesia effect, she would loved to thank him but could not talk ,at his turn,he was stiring at her face which started turning to bleu, she was raising her hand trying to tell him some thing but in vain and eventually died...the doctor was shocked and hardly trying to understand what just happened till he turned back and saw our friend Hameed working as a cleaner in that clinic who unplugged the oxygen device to connect his Vaccum.
Don't tell me you were thinking that Hameed became a doctor. This is called a Twist in the Tale!