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Happy new year*
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Soch rahe ho ki aaj kyon ?
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Ab tum DON ko sikhao ge k kab wish karna hai,
Don jab bhi chahata hai tab wish karta hai,
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Happy New Year once again!
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I am sorry.
Ek buri khabar hai
Mujey bhool jana plz.
Mujhe kuch dinon baad tumhey,
Hamesha k liye chod kar
Chale jana hey tumhara apna
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Receive Warm Happy New Year Greetings
And This Is Also To Wish You Prosperity
In All Of Your Endeavors.
May Every Time You Visit Your Garden
For A Harvest Be Able
To Fill Your Basket With All That Your Heart Wishes.
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I See A Light In The Sky
And Fresh Morning Dew.
The Newness Of This Year
Inspires Me To Wish You.
Happy Things Are About To Knock The Door
So Let Your Smile Welcome Them
Hope This New Year Be Bursting
With Happiness N Prosperity.
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Darling I Wish To Take This Opportunity
To Thank You For What
You Have Done For Me
That Whole Year.
Happy New Year.
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RENEWAL OF FRIENDSHIP CONTRACT 2014
After serious and cautious consideration,
your contract has been renewed for the Year 2014.
So, try to be more LOVING and CARING next year.
Take care of Me and Miss me.
Because, It's impossible to find a FRIEND
Who is
95% ideal
96% smart
97% kind
98% true
99% Talented
and
100% lovable
So,
Don't lose WHOM U NEVER WANT TO LOSE.
Wish you a Very Happy New Year
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May Your Expectations
In This New Year Morning
Be Realized With Each And Everyday Of The Year.
This Is To Wish You A Good Health
That Will Maintain The Energy
To Flip Your Wing
While Soaring Into Greater Heights
Towards Your Destiny.
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Not by making your life always pleasant,
But by showing you when people
And their causes need you most,
And by making you anxious to be
There to help.
Allahs
Love,
Peace,
Hope
And joy to you for the year ahead
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New Year begins,
let us pray that
it will be a year with New Peace,
New Happiness
and abundance of new friends,
God bless you
through out the New Year.
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Vanish everything that's bad,
Welcome everything that's good
Wish you a very happy new year.
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New Year is a time for celebration
of love, of life, of Friendship.
Therefore, it is the time to thank God
for the wonderful friends,
and to bring to their lives
as much magic as they bring to ours.
Have a happy and a memorable holiday!
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This Is To Convey
My Warm Happy New Year Greetings
For You And Your Family.
May Your Every Daybreak Usher
In A New Reason To Smile
Every Time You Are Around Your Family
Since It Will Always Be
A Source Of Joy And Gladness.
Good Morning...!
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The Last Night Of 2014
Will End Soon
But The First Day Of 2015 Will Dawn Soon.
I Wish You Complete Peace,
Happiness And Courage In This New Year.
Happy New Year!
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Khokar hame fir pa na sakoge,
jahan hum honge wahan aa na sakoge,
hamari kami ka ehsas to karoge,
par hum jayenge wahan jahan se hame fir bula na sakoge.
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Koi milta hi nahi humse hamara bankar,
wo mile bhi to ek kinara bankar,
har khwab hain kanch ki tarah tute,
ek yakin hi hai sath sahara bankar.
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There is alwayz a reason 4 evrthin
A reason 2 live,
a reason 2 die,
a reason 2 cry,
but if u cant find
a reason to smile,
can i b da reasn 4 a while..
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Dur rhkar b hmse vasta rakhna mulakat na sahi par bato ka silsila rakhna
Chuyo aasma ko aap ye meri tamnna hai
Par hum tak vapas loutne ka rasta bnaye rakhna.
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Pyar karo to dhoka mat dena. Pyar ko aansu ka toufa mut dena. Dil se roye koi tumhe yaad karke aisa kisi ko mouka mat dena...
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MusKuRaHT Wo HiRa He
Jise Ap BiNa KhaRiDe PeHcHaN SaKTe He
OR JaB TaK Ye HiRa ApKe PaS He
ApKo SuNDaR DikHNe K LiYe
Kisi ChiZ Ki ZaRuRT NaHi
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Zindgi Me Kabhi Use Chain Na Ayega
Tanhai ka Andhera Use Har Pal Satayega
Jab Kabhi Usse Krega koi Bewafai
Tab Use Mera Pyar Yaad Ayega.
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Humko unse abhi bhi pyar h.
Ankho me nami aur dil me intezar h.
Lot kar aayenge wo kabhi na kabhi.
Apni wafa pe dil ko pora aitbar h.
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Many people give u
"Crying Tears"
and
"Laughing Smiles"
But there r few people who give u
"Laughing Tears"
and
"Crying smiles"
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true lines for LIFETIME:
make a relation with someone, who is not only proud to have you;
but who will take every risk just to be with u. . .
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Humko ab bhi unse hi pyar hai ankho me itne zar hai laut kar ayege wo kabhi na kabh dil ko apni wafa pe itna aitabar hai.
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no one ever gets tired of LOVING.
But. .
Everyone gets
tired of WAITING,
ASSUMING,
hearing
PROMISES, saying
SORRY, and all
the HURTING. . !!
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Jab tu mere kareeb hota hai, dil ka aalam ajeeb hota hai, jise hasil ho apni mohabaat, woh kab bhala gareeb hota hai.
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Ye zindagi badi hasin hoti h,
Jo chahne se har dua kabul hoti h,
Kehne ko to sab apne h,
Par kaash koi aisa ho jo kahe
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Tere dard se Mujhe Takleef hoti h..
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Barso guzar gaye ro kar nahi dekha,
Aankhon mein neend thi so kar nahi dekha,
Wo kya jaane dard-e-mohabbat ko,
Jisne kabhi pyar karke nahi dekha!
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Kisi ko mohabbat ki sachai mar dalegi,
Kisi ko mohabbat ki gahrai mar dalegi,
Karke mahobbat koi b nahi bachega,
Or jo bachega use tanhai mar dalegi.
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Ishq me ji gaya koi
Ishq me mar gaya koi
Ishq aag ka dariya tha fir bhi utar gaya koi
Ishq me zakhmo ka kissa purana hai
Zakhm kar gaya koi zakhm bhar gaya koi..
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Hawa ke zhonko ka hisaab kya rakhna,
Jo beet gaye pal unhe yaad kya rakhna.....
Bas yeh soch kar muskura dete hai hum ke,
Apni udaasi se dusaron ko udaas kya rakhna....
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Girls are not worried about der LOOKS nw.
wah wah
Girls are not worried about der LOOKS nw.
Coz,
I am busy wid my BOOKS nw!
Wah wah wah!!
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Girls are not worried about der LOOKS nw.
wah wah
Girls are not worried about der LOOKS nw.
Coz,
I am busy wid my BOOKS nw!
Wah wah wah!!
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In a bio lecture,
teacher ask the clas 2 draw female reproductive organ 1 girl feels shy n luks down
A boy shout:
--Sir,she-s CopyiNG--
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If in examination hall
during d exam
u feel tht d paper is tough,
dont worry.
Just close ur eyes,
take a deep breath
n say 2 urself
"Dis is a very interesting subject.
I want to study it one more year
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A new T-shirt quote in colleges:
I pretend to study here because they pretend to teach me..
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5 points thät pröve "U r a Nörmäl College Stůdeńt"
1)Unnecessary talk on phone
2)Plan each day 2 study but end of d day-"Kal se pakka".
3)U hav all d data but u work 1 day b4 d dead line.
4)Rite now U r thinkin of forwardin this msg to ur friends.
5)On each point U smiled,coz its true..
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First LINE 2 WRITE IN EXAM "all d answers written below are imaginary and work of my creative mind any rememblance to TEXTBOOK iz unintenti0nal and purely accidental..
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Many yrs have passed
millions of tomorrow gone
but still a hope remains
in all students dat
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we will study tomorrow definitly.
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The worlds best feeling comes wen v friends c a wonderful question paper in d examination hall & smile at each othr sayin,
"GONE
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Kagaz ki kashti thi,
Pani ka kinara tha!
Khel ki masti thi,
DIL ye awara tha!
Kaha aa gaye is Samajdari ki Duniya me,
Wo School ka Bachpana hi pyara tha!
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Midnite coffee
long chats
B-day bumps
bunking classes
crush on sum1
fight 4 marks
just everything.
People call it -COLLEGE-
I call it,
-COOL AGE..-
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Edison has rightly said,
"A fool can ask more questions than a wise prson cn answer"
Now u-ll know y I m speechless during VIVA & PRACTICALS!!
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THIS DECEMBER..
Lives will change.
Options will close.
Courage will be shaken.
From the director of "Screwing Lives" and the producers of "Flunking Warriors" and
"Call of The Criticals"
After the enormous success of
"The June Nightmares"
VTU productions presents Another bone-chilling
horror-psycho thriller,,,
"I KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE NOT READ--
This Winter!!
Releasing in all exam halls near you.
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Ckt has reached exciting levels with T20. Infusing the same thing into exams, some suggestions:
1.Reduce exam time by 1 hr n marks by 50
2.Introduce strategic breaks after each 30 mins
3.Give free hit marks where students can frame their own questions n write ans
4.Ist 15 mins power play ie. no invigilator in class
5.Introduce fair play awards
~Issued in public intrest
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how to kill an Engineering student....
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Just pour water on his record book one day before submission!!
Mar Jayega!!
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Using ur brain is strictly prohibited wen u enter in exam hall.
Q- U r in a boat in middle of river. U hav 2 candles & hav to light any 1 candle. U dnt hav anythng wid u in d boat. How 2 do it..
Ans-Take 1candle & throw it in d water.So d boat wil become LIGHTER. using dis LIGHTER u cn light d other Candle.
Another deadly ans-U throw a candle up & catch it. Catches win Matches. Using Matches u can light d candle.
If dat wasnt enough,1more ans-take water in ur hand & drop
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#Samundar se keh do,apni lehro ko sambhal kar rekhe.
#Samundar se keh do apni lehro ko sambhal kar rekhe.
#Zindgi main tufaan lane ke liye humara result he bahut hai.
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Aisi Uljhi nazar unse..Hatt ti nhi...
Gaur farmayega..
Aisi Uljhi nazar unse.. Hatt ti nhi...
Kuch Dino me He Xam fir B Humari...
Fatt-ti-Nai!
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