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Ek Laash

Meri gardan me dard aur gale me kharash hai,
Meri gardan me dard aur gale me kharash hai,
Oh my God daya, yaha pe ek laash hai.

Sep,3 2015
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वॉट्सएप चार्जर

पति: क्या बात है. आज घर बड़ा साफ है,
क्या वॉट्सएप बंद है तुम्हारा?
पत्नी: नहीं वह तो चार्जर नहीं मिल रहा था तो,
ढूंढ़ने के चक्कर में सफाई हो गई.

Sep,2 2015
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Gulbano Raaz

Ek Pathan Aurat Ne Doosri Pathan Aurat Se Puchha.
Aurat: Oye Main Aaj Tak Hairan Hoon Ki, Ye Tumhara Bachha Kaise Ho Gaya?
Doosri Hans Ke Boli: Gulbano Raaz Ki Baat Hai, Us Raat Maine Bra Ulta Baandh Liya Tha.

Sep,1 2015
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Apna Sansar

Woh dil de hum jaan de aur ho jaye apna pyar,
Woh muskan de hum hasi de aur saj jaye apna sansar,
Woh sapne sajaye hum haquikat banaye aur pyar ki ude leher,
Aur ye pyar badta rahe har shaam har seher.

Aug,28 2015
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Cup Your Breasts

All guys love watching a girl play with her breasts. As you bounce off him, cup your breasts with your hands and move them against the sides of your body.

Aug,20 2015
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Something Small

What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe through something so small?

Aug,19 2015
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Magic Number

One of the largest studies into diet and cancer the Europe wide EPIC study found that eating just one extra portion of fruit and vegetables a day could cut your risk of dying early from any cause by 20 per cent.

Aug,19 2015
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सताऊ तुझको

जितना जलाया है तुमने प्यार में मुझको,
दिल तो करता है की मै भी जलाऊ तुझको,
अजनबी होता तो ऐसा भी कर लेता शायद ,
मगर तू तो अपना है कैसे सताऊ तुझको.

Aug,19 2015
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Bataao Khet Me

Teacher: Bataao Khet Me Tatti Kartey Waqt Pehle Susu Kyu Aata Hai ?
Student: Taaki Paad Maartey Waqt Mitti Na Uddey.

Aug,18 2015
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Rakshabandhan

Boy1: Bhai wo dekh aajkal mujhse acche se baat kar rahi hai
Boy2: Pagal block kar Rakshabandhan aane wala hai

Aug,18 2015
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Shane Warne

That Ajit Agarkar is just 5 wickets behind Shane Warne in ODI wickets
And he has played 3 matches lesser than Shane Warne!

Aug,18 2015
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Miss Ka Hausla

Math Teacher: 1 Me 2 Daaley Toh Kya Hota Hai?
Girl: Miss Ye To Aapka Hi Hausla Hai,
Humari To 1 Se Hi Jaan Nikal Jaati Hai.

Aug,18 2015
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Kaitrina Kaif

Kaitrina Kaif Or Aishwarya Ka Noor Aap Par Barse,
Har Koi Aapke Sath Sone Bhar Ko Tarse,
Bhagwaan Kare Aapke Jeevan Mein Aaye Itni Ladke,
Or Aap Hamesha Apni Panty Pehan Ne Ko Tarse,

Aug,17 2015
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Turn Around

CONFDNCE Is Wen UR At A Mdical Store,
& Ask For 20 Condoms & U Hear,
2 Grls Behnd You Gigglng.
You Turn Around, Look Them In The Eyes,
And Say,
Make It 22.

Aug,17 2015
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Something Big

Girl: Baby I am wet.
Boy: Want a paper towel?
Girl: No, I want more than that.
Boy: Want 2 paper towels?
Girl: No, baby I want something big and round.
Boy: Damn you want the whole roll?

Aug,14 2015
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PRESS THE TRIGGER

ABHEEJIT DAYA KO BOLA DEKH SARIKA KA FIGURE.
ABHEEJIT DAYA KO BOLA DEKH SARIKA KA FIGURE.
RAJNI BOLA DONT RUN AWAY I WILL PRESS D TRIGGER,
YANNA RASCLA MIND IT.

Aug,13 2015
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Funny Student

Aug,11 2015
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Funny Vyapam Scam

Aug,10 2015
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His Thoughts

A man is but the product of his thoughts what he thinks, he becomes.
A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of  history.
Always aim at complete harmony of thought and word and deed. Always aim at purifying your  thoughts and everything will be well.
 An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind.

Aug,6 2015
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positive manner

Answer:  Always answer in a positive manner regarding reason. Never talk negatively or badly about your previous organization. If you do, you will cut a sorry figure. Give suitable reasons for leaving last job.
 Where do you see yourself five years from now?
Answer: Don’t be too specific. Make assure interviewer that you wanna make a long-term commitment with the organisation and this is the exact position you are looking for.

Aug,5 2015
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MOTI Alfazo Me

Kash mai aisi ghaja likhu teri yaad me,
Tera AKSH samaya ho har ALFAZ me,
Tere liye aise MOTI sajaau Alfazo me,
Jiska na zikar ho kisi kitab me.

Aug,5 2015
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Do Behenein

Sadhu: Bachcha teri biwi ko chuddail chipak gayee hai Upaaye karvaao.
Banta: Upayaye? Baba, agar do behenein gale mil rahi hain to is mein harz hi kya hai?

Aug,5 2015
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Banta Angrezi Main

Santa: Yaar banta I am going ka matlab kya hota hai?
Banta: Main ja raha hoon.
Santa: Abe aise kaise jaayega saala 20 log se puchh chuka hun, sab chale gaye answer bata ke jaa.

Aug,5 2015
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Chillana Mat

1980 Suhagrat ke Pahle Dulhan KoSaheli Kya Sikhaati Thi
Chillana Mat Wo Jo Kare Karne Dena
Aut Ajj Ki  Kehati Hai Jor Se Chillana
Taki use Lage KiOpening Batsman wahi Hai

Aug,4 2015
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Have life

If you marry one woman, She will fight with you.
But, if you marry 2 women,They will fight for you.
Think different.Add wife, have life

Aug,1 2015
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वक़्त कहता है

वक़्त कहता है मुझे गवा मत;
दिल कहता है मुझे लगा मत;
प्यार कहता है मुझे आज़मा मत;
और आज-कल की गर्लफ्रेंड कहती है,
डाल चूतिये, घबरा मत।"

Aug,1 2015
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I kiss you

Boy: If I kiss you and Run away what will you think?
Girl: I will think that it was a fool guy who can solve whole
paper but only done objectives

Jul,27 2015
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Kapil Ki Madam

Teacher: Tum Mirror Ke Saamne Baithkar Kyun Padhte Ho,
Kapil Junior : Madam, Iske 3 Faayde Hain
Padhne Ke Liye Company Mil Jaati Hai
Khud Par Nazar Bhi Rehti Hai
Saath Mein Revision Bhi Ho Jaata Hai.

Jul,27 2015
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Pyar Ka Aagaz

Dil Me Chupa Hai Ek Pyara Sa Raaz,
Dil To Gaye Har Pal Bas Ek Saaz,
Dil Ko He Aap Par Is Kadar Naaz,
Ki Dil Bas Maange Aapse Pyar Ka Aagaz.

Jul,27 2015
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She Wants Confident

 Be confident. She already said yes. She wants to be there.

Jul,23 2015
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Kuchh Hua

Girl: Dr. Aap mere abortion ke time, Blade ander hi bhul gaye.
Dr: I’m Sorry, Kuchh hua to nahi?
Girl: Mere 7 Friends naamard, 12 Gunge aur 9 ki ungliya kat gayi.

Jul,22 2015
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Aashirwad

Alok Nath wants Facebook to add ‘Aashirwad’ button.
Alok naths morning tea is made with Gangajal
Alok naths watch displays only Achchha and Bura Samay
Alok Nath convinced Sunny Leone to quit porn.!
Alok Nath’s Caller Tune is ‘Babul ki Duaayein Leti Jaa…’

Jul,22 2015
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Weak Handshake

Weak Handshake: 22,Percent of people do this. You want to be firm and confident when shaking your potential bosses hand.

Jul,22 2015
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Give Me Mulie

Girl goes on a date.
Worried Mother gives her Condom.
Girl Laughs n Hugs Mother & Says: Yahi soch to badalni hau Maa.
Im dating with Julie, So give me Mulie.

Jul,21 2015
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Yahi To Pyar Hai

Mene Kaha Wo Do Pal Ki Mulaqat Hai.
Dil Ne Kaha Ye Sadyun Ka Sath Hai.
Mene Kaha Wo Meri Haar Hai.
Dil Ne Kaha Yahi To Pyar Hai.

Jul,21 2015
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Lena Mera Kaam

Harr Biwi Ki Dua.
Ya Khuda Mere shohar Ko,
Tarakki De, Dolat de, Bangla De,
Mujhe Kuchh Nahi Chahiye.
Tu Sab Mere shohar Ko de,
BAKi,
Unse lena mera kaam hai.

Jul,20 2015
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Creative Funny

Jul,20 2015
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Bina Nirodh

Narad muni ko ek nari par aya krodh,
Tab usne lena chaha usse pratishodh,
Aur dia use pakad kar chod,
Nari boli narad madarchod,
Kya chod diya bina nirodh.

Jul,20 2015
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Dost Bankar

Zikar Hua Jab Khuda Ki Rehmaton Ka,
Humne Khud Ko Khushnaseeb Paya,
Tamanna Thi Ek Pyaare Se Dost Ki,
Khuda Khud Dost Bankar Chala Aaya.

Jul,20 2015
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Sex With Teacher

Son: Papa 2day i had sex with my teacher,
Dad: Great,yeah hui na mardo wali baat, Chal party ho jaaye?
Son: Aaj nahi papa aaj gaand me bahut dard hain.

Jul,17 2015
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Stupid Girls

A scooty girl overtook a biker boy.
Boy shouted: Hey, buffalo.
Girl replied looking behinnd
You buffalo, donkey, monkey,Doggy.
Suddenly she got accident, bcz she crashed wid buffalo.
Girls can never understand the feeling of boys their attitude is their biggest enemy.

Jul,17 2015
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Start HATING

Never make anyone very special in your Life,
Because When they change,
You don't hate them,
Instead you start HATING yourself.

Jul,17 2015
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Speak English In Thirty Minutes

Jul,17 2015
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Mehnat Ka Paseena

Apni mehnat kaa paseena is tarah se na pochhoo.
Wah wah.
Apni mehnat kaa paseena is tarah se na pochhoo,
A.C.P. Pradyuman ne kaha Socho Daya Sochooo.

Jul,17 2015
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Ghodi Ban Ja

Tom Ka Beta Tom Se Puchta Hai apa Kya Aapko Jadu Aata Hai.
Tom: Nahi Beta,Tujhe Kisne Kaha.
Beta: Agar Nahi Aata To Aap Raat Ko Mummi Se q Keh Rahe Thhe Ki Chal Ab Ghodi Ban Ja.

Jul,16 2015
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Chodd Dungi

Suhagrat par Patni Pati se boli, Dekho pls mere pass mat Aana"
Pati : But kyu?
Patni : Mane mummy se promise kiya tha ki Sadi ke baad ye sab Chodd dungi...

Jul,15 2015
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Bra Toh

Ladki 800 rupye wali Bra laayi or college me sabko t-shirt upar karke dikhane Lagi
Sab ne kaha ‘Mast hai.. jordar hai..’
Ghar aayi Almari kholi aur behosh ho gayi
Kyun..???? 
Bra to Almari me hi thi..

Jul,15 2015
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Munni Sheela Bollywood

Jul,15 2015
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पथरी बन गए

तेरी यादों को भुलाने के लिए दिल पे जो
रखे थे हमने पत्थर,
कमबख्त सरक कर किडनी में वो आज पथरी बन गए।
अब दर्द पहले से ज्यादा होता है।

Jul,15 2015
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Mujhe Rulakar Sona

Mujhe Rulakar Sona..
To Teri Aadat Ban Gayi Hai,
Jis Din Meri Aankh Na khuli..
Tujhe Neend Se Nafrat Ho Jayegi

Jul,14 2015
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