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Stop The Kissing

Kiss is the key of love.

Love is the key of marriage.

Marriage is the box of children.

Children are problem of pakistan.

So stop the kissing and save the pakistan.

May,26 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Watt Lag Gayi

Boys Ki SALARY aur Girl Ka PERIODS
Ek Jesi Hoti hai.
30din Me 1bar Aati Hai aur
5-6 Din Me Khatam Ho Jati He.
Late Aye To Tension aur Na Aaye To
Samjho Watt Lag Gayi.

May,26 2015
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Mashhoor Cheez

Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai?

Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi usey to aap le gaye!

May,22 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Under Construction

It will take time for me to succeed, because my road to success is under construction.

May,18 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Khulla Challenge

Suna hai ki yeh group bahut dimag wala hai.
To in 5 cheezon ke naam HINDI mein batao….
1. Ambulance
2. Mobile
3. Tube light
4. Sim
5. Xerox

Sab ke liye Khulla Challenge !!!!!
All the best guys.

May,18 2015
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Kal Tha Peer

Aapki yaad mein ek shair arz kiya hai..

Aaj hai mangal, kal tha peer..

Wah wah…

Aja hai mangal, kal tha peer..

Kabhi to kuchh bheja kar ‘FAQEER’.

May,18 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Whatsapp Special

Its not important to have long list of friends on FB & Whatsapp. . . . But, . . . its important to have some friends, who can read your face as book and ask whats up!

May,18 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
MANHOOS NAARI

Girl: Kon ho tum?
Boy: hasrat tumhari
Girl: chahtey kya ho
Boy: mohhabat tumhari
Girl: pachtaoge tum
Boy: kismat humari
Girl: married hu main
Boy: to pahle hi bhonk deti
MANHOOS NAARI

May,18 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
CRAZY FANS

1947 ka mashhoor SMS…
Tab mobile tha kya jo SMS hoga…
Aap log bhi na bas pagal ho jaate ho, mera SMS padhne ke liye!
CRAZY FANS

May,13 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Kiraya Maaf Kar De

Agar Aapke Makaan Ke Kiraye Daar Ko Patana Ho To Uske Kuch Mahine Ka Kiraya Maaf Karde. Isse Aapki Unse Najdikiyan Badengi. Aur Wo Aapka Ehsan Mand Ho Jaengi.

May,11 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Just Imagine

Just imagine:

U & ur lover r having a deeep kiss..

in a romantic atmosphere..

&

Suddnly

ur Lover VOMITS..
Just Imagine..

May,11 2015
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Newspaper Band

Aaj Subha Maine Newspaper Mein
Padha Ki: “Doston Ke Saath WhatsApp
Karne Se Sabse zyada Time Waste Hota
Hai.”
To Aaj Se…..
.
Newspaper Band.
Sala Doston Pe Ungli Uthata Hai….:P

May,11 2015
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Problem Mei Madad

gar Wo Koi Problem Me Ho To Sabse Pehle Unki Help Ke Liye Aap Pahuche, Ye Ladki Patane Ke Liye Jaruri Sabak Hai.

May,7 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
U love me

If i reached for ur hand, will u hold it?
If i hold out my arms, will u hug me?
If i go4ur lips, will u kiss me?
If i capture ur heart, will u love me?

May,5 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Ejaazat hai
Suhagrat ko Husband: kuch karne ki Ejaazat hai..? Dulhan shrmate hue: Hamne to kabhi gairo ko bhi manaa nahi kiya, Ab aap to fir bhi apne hai..!!
May,5 2015
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HEY IDIOT
Universal Truth: Have you ever noticed that when you shout- HEY IDIOT!! About 1O People’ll turn around
May,5 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Hasrat Hain Sirf

Hasrat hain sirf tumhey paaney ki,
Aur koi khawahish nahi is deewane ki,
Shikwa mujhe tumse nahi khuda se hai,
Kya zarurat thi tumhe itna khubsurat bnane ki

May,2 2015
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Baithe baithe

Baithe baithe kamre main kar rahi thi press
Teri yaad aayi to jal gayi dress..

Apr,30 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Profile pics

There is only one chat box available in Facebook for any profile.
But girls maintain Two.
One- The regular chat box
and the other is their comments under their Profile pics

Apr,29 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Ik aukha

Teacher: 1 Book + 1 Book?
Student: 2 Books

Teacher: 2 Books + 2 Books?
Student: 4 Books

Teacher: (Hun ik aukha question)!
61,789,365 Books + 23,678,989 Books??

Apr,29 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Tmhare Papa

Pinki- Tmhare Papa kitne saal ke hai!!
Pappu- Jitne saal ka mai hu.
Pinki- Kaise!!
Pappu- Jis din mai paida huwa usi din to wo papa bane..

Apr,29 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
WIFE Per

University exam mein WIFE per essay likhne ko kaha gya.
1 student ne sirf 1 hi sentence likha aur usey pure marks mile,
She has a Problem for every Solution

Apr,29 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Ladies problem

Notice it plz:

-MENopause
-MENstruation
-MENstrual pain
-MENtal illness
-GUYnocologist
-HISterectomy

Ever Noticed that All Ladies problems start with a men!!!

Apr,29 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
You Wear

Only Love Can Remove your….
Misunderstandings
Worries
Doubts
Fear
Tears
and
Finally What You Wear

Apr,29 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Kissing His

Boy while kissing his girlfriend..
Boy- Thinks u baby..
4 give me ur chewing gum..
Girl- This is not chewing gum my love,
I’m suffering from cough

Apr,28 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
welcome U.

My eyes are eager 2 see you,
my lips are eager 2 kiss you,
my ears are eager 2 listen you,
& my dreams in night are eager 2 welcome U.

Apr,27 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Don’t make Rules

Mayawati was talking about Family-
Planing & Birth control in Parliament.

Lalu got Angry & said:
Hey babe When U can’t Play the Game,
Don’t make Rules fro Champions!

Apr,24 2015
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Wife's Letter

Kabhi kabhi mere dil me
ye khayal aata hai….

Kabhi kabhi mere dil me
ye khayal aata hai….

“Jab tu 11.30pm baje so jata hai,

Toh next day morning tera whatsapp
‘last seen at 2.30am’ kyun batata hai…?

Apr,10 2015
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Jaley par namak

Husband: tere baap ki jaley par namak chidakne ki adat gayi nahi?

Wife- kyo kya hua?

Husband- aaj fir se puch raha tha “Meri beti se shadi karke kush to ho na??

Apr,10 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Baat-chit karo

Ladkiyon se usi topic par baat-chit karo jis me use baat karne me maza aaye, isse wo aapse bahut samay tak baat kar sakti hai. aur aapki Dosti Pyar me bhi badal sakti hai. 

Apr,9 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Gutthi Introduction

If gutthi introduces engg. in comedy
nights...
Gutthi-palak,
palak -engg.,
engg.-exams,
Exams - difficult ,
difficult - fail,
fail - another attempt,
another attempt -nov,
nov -may ,
may - nov ,
nov - may!
Aur phir baba ji ka thullu

Apr,8 2015
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An apple a day

An apple a day….
is almost a thousand rupees a month….!

Visiting a doctor is cheaper…!!

Be practical…!! ;-) :-P

Apr,4 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Cricket Fans

Indian cricket fan : Hey Sai Baba, bas aaj ka match jeeta dena….

Sai Baba : Beta Sydney hai, Shirdi nahi !!!!

Apr,4 2015
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Fizao Ka intezar

Fizao Ke Badalne Ka Intezar Mat Kar,

Andhiyo Ke Rukne Ka Intezar Mat Kar,

Pakad Kisi Ko Aur Faraar Ho Ja,

Papa Ki Pasand Karne Tak Ka Intezar Mat Kar…

Feb,23 2015
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On this Valentine's Day


On this Valentine's Day, resolve to celebrate it in an eco-friendly way.
Save nature, plants and trees.
So avoid roses and other flowers and gift diamonds instead!
Happy Valentine's Day!s."

Feb,6 2015
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Barsaat Ki Ek Raat

Yeh kahani us raat ki hai jise koi bhi Mumbaikar(Mumbai sheher main rehnewala) nahin bhula sakta. Ji haan 26 July 2005, ek aisi kali raat jis din Indradev(Lord Indra) ne naa ruknewali bheeshan baarish barsakar Mumbai sheher par vaar kiya tha, kayi zindagiyon ko pareshan kar diya tha. Lekin us din toh Kamdev(Cupid) ne bhi mujhpar vaar kiya tha, is bare mein aagey.

Ab mein kuch apne baare mein batata hoon. Mera naam RAjaan Walia hai. Dekhne mein sadharan, lekin kadh(height) main lamba. Main Seepz main ek software MNC main kaam karta hoon. Mere maa-baap mere bade-bhai ke saath Delhi mein rehte hain, Mumbai unhe pasand nahin. Mein hamesha se introvert(kum bolnewala) raha hoon, isliye jab mein naukri karne Mumbai aaya, Girl friend toh door ki baat, 4 dost bhi nahin bane.Mumbai mein mere pehchaan ka agar koi tha toh sirf- meri unmarried cousin didi, Sanjana(Is Kahani ki heroine).

Sanjana didi mujhse umar mein 10 saal badi thi, unhone mere bachpan mein mujhe apni godh mein khilaya tha. Bahut hi khoobsurat. Rang- Gora, Face-Oval, Figure-Zabardast. Dekne mein woh ek TV actress ki tarah lagti hain, Nikki Aneja, jisne Zee TV ke serial Astitva-Ek Prem kahani mein kaam kiya tha. Kuch tasveerein neeche post kar deta hoon, jisse aap is kahani ka zyada mazaa le sakenge.

Padhaai mein woh hamesha tez rahi thi, MBA thi. Apne dam par Mumbai mein naukri kar rahi thi, sel-made-woman thi, independent, strong , achchi salary kama rahi thi, apne paise se car kharidi thi, Juhu main ek kaafi mehenge bade flat mein kiraye pe rehti thi. Aur inhi sab ke kaaran un mein zyada self-respect,EGO aa gaya tha. Jab bhi unke maa-baap unke rishte ki baat karte toh har ladke ko kisi na kisi baat par reject kar deti.Maa-baap pareshan hote toh unse kehti ki unhe kisi mard ki zaroorat nahin. Unke office mein bhi 2 ladkon ne unpar line maara tha.Par kuch din date karke unko bhi mana kar diya.

Sanjana didi meri personality se bilkul alag thi, mein introvert(shaant), toh woh extrovert(bindaas), main saavla, toh woh gori. Sirf ek baat mein hamari choice milti thi –Films. Hum dono ko filmein dekhna bahut pasand tha. Hum aksar Saturday’s ya Sunday’s ko multiplex mein movies dekhne jaate. July 2005 mein mere ghar Andheri ke paas(walking disatance) ek naya cinema hall khula tha.

Maine didi ko kaha ki agli film dekhne woh yahin aayein. Saturday 23 July ka plan maine banaya, par didi ki koi zaroori meeting ki vajah se plan cancel karna pada. Bahut bura laga, phone par unse jaghda bhi hua, gusse mein maine bhi film nahin dekhi. Un dino didi kuch frustated(chidchidi) ho gayi thi, frustated(sexually) toh mein bhi tha, 25 saal ki umar paar kar chuka tha aur ab tak koi ladki nahi pata paya tha.Didi bhi 35 saal ke upar thi, ab tak kunwaari (unmarried).

Ab mein kahani shuru karta hoon. 26 July ko subah se hi lagataar baarish ho rahi thi, mera office jaane ka man na hua, bukhar bata kar maine senior se leave maang li. Dopahar tak aaram kiya, newspaper padha, TV dekha. Phir achanak shaam ko 5 baje mujhe mobile par call aaya. Socha office se hi hoga, par caller ka naam dekh kar surprise ho gaya- Sanjana didi. Phone uthane par didi ne kaha ki woh Andheri mein hi kisi meeting ke liye apni gaadi se aayin thi, lekin tez baarish ki vajah se meeting cancel ho gayi (Woh kya jaanti thi ki us din woh meeting nahi mating/sex ke liye aayin thi).Toh unhone mere ghar ke paas khule cinema hall mein film dekhne ka plan banaya.

Film dekhne ke liye toh main hamesha taiyaar rehta tha, main bhi maan gaya. Mere society mein aakar unhone apni gaadi park ki aur hum dono chal kar cinema hall chale gaye. Us din Sanjana didi ne neele(blue) rang ka salwaar-kameez pahna tha, bahut hi Sexy lag rahi thi, khil rahi thi. Tickets mil gayi aur hum dono 6-9 film dekhne hall ke undar chale gaye. Bahar lagatar tez baarish ke vajah se sadkon mein paani bharne laga, mere society ke undar bhi paani bhar gaya tha.

Hum dono film dekhar baahar nikle toh kamar (waist) tak paani sadak par bhar gaya tha. Itne mein cell phone par State High Alert message aaya ki- Joh jahan bhi hai kisi safe jagah jakar ruk jaaye, tez baarish ke vajah se Mumbai mein Flood ho raha hai.

Didi ne kaha ki aisi halat mein woh gaadi chalakar Juhu nahi pahuch payingi. Unhe raat mere 1 Bhk flat mein guzaarni padegi. Maine bhi yehi theek samjha. Main kya jaanta tha ki Kudrat(Nature) mere zindagi ki kahani likh rahi hai. Hum dono meri society ki taraf chal pade. Baarish mein bheegne se didi ki salwaar-kameez unke jism par chipak gayi thi, unke breasts(stan), bra, buttock(gaand) saaf(clearly) dikh rahe the. Meri building ka watchman didi ko hawas bhari nazar se dekhne laga- didi super-sexy jo lag rahi thi. Hum dono mere flat pahunche, ghar ghuste hi didi ko cheenkh aane lagi.

Main: “Kyun didi aapko sardi lag gayi ?”

Didi: “Haan! Bheegne se aksar mujhe sardi ho jaati hai”

Main: “Aap apne gheele kapde utar kar badal lijiye”

Didi: “Haan par mere paas extra kapde kahan hai ? Yeh mera ghar thodi na hai.”

Main: “Arrre haan, bhool gaya. Par aise toh aap beemar pad jayengi. Rukiye main aapke aur apne liye chai ya coffee bana kar lata hoon”

Didi: “Chai-Coffee chodo , ghar mein whisky/beer/ brandy/rum ho toh le aayo.”

Ghar mein 6 mahine pehle meri bade bhai ne whisky ki bottles lakar rakhi thi. Maine bathroom mein apne kapde badle aur kitchen jaakar whisky ki bottle aur 2 glass lekar lauta toh didi hall mein nahin thi. Main unko dhoondne bed room gaya toh, dekha ki darwaza thoda khula hai. Darwaza thoda aur khola toh yeh maine kya dekh liya.

Didi apni gheeli kameez utar chuki thi aur apni bra khol rahi thi. Kisi aurat ko nangi(nude) toh maine sirf blue filmon mein hi dekha tha, par apne saamne kisi nangi ladki ko nahi dekha tha. Maine unko apni bra, salwaar, panty utarte hua dekha. Ab tak didi ki nazar mujhpar nahi padi thi. Unke bade-bade breasts, sexy gaand, gori chamdi dekhkar, uttejna (excitement) mein mera ling/lund(penis) khada(erect) ho gaya. Didi aaine(mirror) mein apni figure dekh rahi thi, baal set kar rahi thi. Achank unhone mudkar mujhe dekha. Woh chauk gayi aur turant unhone towel apne jism par lapet liya.

Didi: “TTTummmmm……. Tumne darwaze par knock kyon nahi kiya ?”

Main: “Main toh aapko bulane aaya tha”

Didi: “Jaao main aati hoon”

Main hall mein gaya aur maine thodi-thodi whisky dono glass mein bhar di aur center table par rakh diya.

Itne mein Sanjana didi aayin aur sofa par baeth gayin, main bhi unke saamnewale sofa par baeth gaya. Woh mujhe kuch ajeeb nazar se dekh rahi thi, humne apni-apni whisky khatam ki. Didi uthi aur unhone apni aur meri glass whisky se poori bhar di. Main chauk gaya.

Main: “ Didi main ek glass se zyaada nahin pee sakta”

Didi: “Mera saath dene ke liye tumhe peena padega”

Main: “Lekin zyaada sharaab peene se main bekabu ho jaata hoon”. Didi muskurayin aur kaha

Didi: “ Yahi toh main chahti hoon”

Phir hum dono ne whisky ki bottle peekar khatam kar di. Unhone mujhse kitchen se ek bottle aur mangwayi, who bottle bhi humne aadhi khatam kar di.

Ab main aur didi dono nashe main aa gaye the. Didi nashe main bahut kuch bolne lagi.

Didi: “Toh tumne aaj tak kisi ladki ko nangi (nude) nahin dekha hai ?”

Main: “Mujhe maaf kar dijiye, maine jaan-boojh kar aisa nahi kiya”

Didi: “Tum jis tarah mujhe dekh rahe the, lagta hai tum bhi meri tarah sexually frustated ho”

Woh bolti hi jaa rahi thi.

Didi: “Main sochti thi ki mujhe apni zindagi mein kisi mard ki zaroorat nahin hai.Par mein galat thi.35 saal ki umar par kar chuki hoon aur ab mera jism hawas ki aag mein jal raha hai. Jab mein apni saheliyon ko unke patiyon ke saath dekhti hoon toh mujhe unse jalan hoti hai. Main tadap rahi hoon.”

Yeh kehkar woh rone lagi. Main turant uthkar unke aansu pochne gaya. Maine kaha

Main: “Didi, please mat roiye, main aapko rote hue nain dekh sakta” . Didi meri taraf dekhte hue boli

Didi: “Is musibat se mujhe sirf Tum nikal sakte ho”

Main: “Bataiye main aapki kya madat kar sakta hoon”

Woh meri taraf jhukin aur unhone mere kaan mein kaha

Didi: “Aaj ki raat tum mujhe poori aurat bana do, apni wife bana lo”

Hum dono ka haal toh aap sab jaante hi hain, nashe mein dhut hum apne hosh kho baethe the. Yeh sharaab buri cheez hai. Usi waqt mujhpar Kamdev ne vaar kiya aur main apni towel se lipti didi ko apni bahon mein uthakar apne bedroom le gaya.

Maine unki towel khol di aur unhone bhi mera night-suit utar diya aur mere kadak lund ko pakad kar mehsoos kiya. Main kuch der tak unke nange jism ko dekhta raha, bahut khoobsurat, chikni gori chamdi, bade-bade breasts , naabhi(navel), baal saaf ki hui choot(vagina). Main unke poore jism ko chumne laga, unke thighs, unki choot, unki naabhi , unke breasts. Woh bhi mujhe choomne lagi.

Phir humne lip-to-lip kiss kiya, unhone mere haath apne breasts par rakh diye. Mera ling/lund(penis) poora khada ho gaya aur bahut kadak ho gaya tha,itna kadak pehle kabhi nahi hua tha, bahut dard bhi kar raha tha. Hum dono pagalon ki tarah ek doosre ko kiss aur smooch kar rahe the. Kuch der aur kiss karne ke baad unhone mujhse kaha, Bas ab mujhe bistar par le chalo aur meri choot ki pyaas bhuja do” Nashe mein kisi bhi tarah ke protection/condom ke baare mein humne socha hi nahin aur aagey jaakar(2 mahine baad) iska mujhe bahut pachtava/afsoos hua.

Maine unko utha kar bistar par lita diya, unke pair(legs) phehlaye aur apna land unki choot ke lips par rakh diya, unki choot se pehle se hi ras nikal raha tha (lubricated ho gaya tha), mera land bas thoda zor lagane se hi thoda undar chala gaya. Unke muhse halki si cheekh nikal gayi “Aaah!”

Unhone mujhe lund aur undar daalne ko kaha, maine ek aur dhaka diya aur poora land unki choot ke undar ghus gaya, woh mere gaalon ko choomne lagin aur unhone mujhe kaskar pakad liya. Phir hum dono lip-to-lip kiss aur smooch karne lage, mere haath unke breasts sehlate rahe, saath-saath main land se zor ke dhakke bhi marta raha, naa jaane kitni der tak maine unko dhakke maare honge.

Bahar ab bhi zor-zor se baarish ho rahi thi, aur mere lund se veerya(semen/sperm) ki baarish bhi hone wali thi. Sharaab ke nashe ki halat mein, maine unki choot mein hi apna veerya chod diya. Itna veerya nikla, jitna kabhi mooth marne(masturbate) par bhi nahi nikla karta tha, kuch toh mere lund ke niche se sarakta hua mehsoos hua. Kayi baar mein mera sperm nikalta hi raha, kisi bhi fertile ladki ya aurat ko itna veerya(sperm) garbh-vati(pregnant) banane ke liye kaafi raha hoga. Saara veerya nikalne ke baad hum dono lipat kar so gaye.

Agli din jab neend khuli toh bahar baarish ab tak ho rahi thi. Mere sir mein kal ki sharaab se bahut dard ho raha tha. Kuch der ke liye laga ki kal raat mere aur didi ke beech jo bhi hua sab ek sapna tha, kamre mein didi bhi nahin thi. Par jab meri aankhen poori tarah khuli toh maine bed room ke ek kone mein didi ke utaari hui gheeli salwaar, kameez, dupatta, bra aur panty dekhi.

Aur doosri taraf towel aur mera night-suit floor par ghira pada tha aur main bhi nanga(naked) tha. Bed sheet ki jo halat thi use dekh kar koi bhi keh sakta tha ki is bed par suhaag-raat manayi gayi hai. Itne mein Didi nangi(nude) halat mein, haathon mein tray (jisme 2 cup,Chai ki Ketli aur biscuits) thi kamre mein ghusi aur muskurate huye boli, “Good Morning! Chaai taiyaar hai ” Maine kaha, “Oh noooooo!!!!!! Yeh maine kya kar diya”……..

Jan,5 2015
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Murde Ki Lambi Umar

Santa ka Padosi Mar Gaya:
Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya?
Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi.
Sardar: Lo Batao,
Kitni Lambi Umar Hai. :-)

Jan,5 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Mami Ko Naga kiya Or Chonda

Meri hight 6 ft hai 8 inch lund meri mami 35 sal ki hai or mere mamaji 45 ke hai jo ki MNC may kam karte hai une company ke kamse 8 se 15 din ghar se bahar rehna padta hai mami ko ek ladka hai mami pune may rehti hai mai apne office ke kam se november 2011 may puna gaya tha par kam na hone se muze 4 din rukna pada fir may mamaji ke yaha gaya socha ke bahar ruknese accha hai may mamaji ke ghar pohach gaya or dhekha mamaji kahi bahar ja rahe thee to mami ne muze dekha to khush ho gai or boli are tu to hame bhulhi gaya hai mamaji bhi bole tab maine bola asi koi bat nahi hai to mamaji bole tu aagya accha huaa mere company ke kamse bahr ja raha tha or vinay bhi dadaji ke pass gaon gya hai tu aagya to teri mami ko company miljayegi mai ne thik hai kaha or mamaji chalegye.

rat ko mamine night suit pehna tha kay kyamt lagrahi thi tabhi mai ne mami ki figur dhekhi 36 30 40 kay lag rahi thi esalaga nani karke chond dalu par mami hai gussa na ho jaye ye soch ke shant raha fir mami ne gharwalo ke bare mai pucha or hamne khana kahya or so gaye rat karib 11.30 pm muze mami ki awaz sunai di mai utha or mami ke room kay key hole su under dhekne laga mami nagihokar chut may ungliya or cnadel dal rahi hai mai ne vahi apna hat jagnnat kiya or jake so gay dusre din subha maine der tak soneka natk kiya or mera khada lund bahar nikal ke rakha diya mami muze uhtane aaie

or usne mera lund khada dhekha or vese 2 min khadi rahi fir thodi der bad mai uth gaya mami ne garam pani nikal ke bathroom may diya per wo muze alg hi nazar se dhekha rahi thi may naha ke aagya or mimine nashta diya nastha khate samay mami ne muze pucha vishal thumari koi gf nahi hai to maine na kaha to mami boli ki zhut mat bolo maine mami se kaha nahi hai to mami boli to tuze sex ke baremay kay pata hai to mai bola mami aap ye kay puchrahi o mami boli teri General Knowleg chek kar rahi hu mai bola mami muze kuch pata nahi hai to mami boli to tu shadi kay bad kay karega mai ne bola kay karte hai to mami boli mera masum bhanja maine mamise pucha ki aap muze sab shikadegi to mami ne 2 mint socha or ha boli par ek promice karna padega ki yebat hum dono may hi rhegi maine habol diya

nashta karne ke bad mami ne ghar ke sare drvaze band kardiye or muze bedroom may legai or muze apne kapde niklne ko boli maine mami ki nighty utar di or mami bra or chaddi may thi fir mamiboli dhekha kay raha hai daba in boobs ko mami kay mu se boobs sunte hi mera lund khada ho gaya mai sharmane ka natk kar rahatha fir mami boli sale nagi orat dhekha ke kay karna hai ye bhi nahi malum aaidhar or me boobs daba bra nikal ke or suck kar jitni jor se dabasakta hai utne jor se daba bad maine mami boobs dbaye or suck bhi kiye or mami ki nikkar nikal ke fekdi mami chut clean thi hair less mami ne mera mu chut oay rakha or boli le chut chatna shikha le or may meri jibh mami ke chut may aage piche karne laga mami mu se awaz nikal rahi thi yaaaaaasuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkyaayayaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaafuckkkkkkkkkkkkmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyaa or mere mu ko apne chutpar daba rahithi mami 15 min bad zad gai

ab mami ne muze nagakiya or mera lund chusnelagi mera pura lund undrley rahi thi mai 5 min may hi mami kay mu may zad gaya bad mami ne kaha ki kesa laga maine kaha accha laga bad may mami ne kaha chalo ab chudai karte hai mami ne firse mera lund cusne lagi mami iund chusrahi thi tab usne apni chut meri traf kardi mai mami chut char rahatha tab mai ne mami ke gand ka brown hole dhekha or use chatne laga mami pagal go gai tabhi mai ne apni finger mami ke gand may dali mami boli niklal bhadve dard ho raha hai mai finger under bahar kar raha tha thodhi der bad mami ko accha lagne laga mami boli kar or jor se kar fir mai ruk gaya mami boli aajtak kisine meri gand touch nahi kiya tha par rune aaj mere gand me ungli dal kar use pagal kar diyahai ab mari gand may tere lundka pani jub tak nahui girjata tab tak wo shant nahi rhegi maine mami ko doggy style me honeko bola or memi gand ke hole jely laga di or mere lund par bhi or mami ki gand may ek zatkemay hi mera lund daldiya mami chilane lagi or boli sale ruck mat chond muze or may mami gand may lund under baher karne laga jor se ztke marne laga mami bhi gand hila hila ke lund undef ley rahi thi mai ne mami ko apne lund pay bhetne ko bola mami lund pay beth kar uper niche ho rahi thi or chila rahi rahi thi aaj meri gand ka seal toda hai tune aaje me puri orat bani hu or uper niche hone lagi fir mai mami ko ulta lita ke unki gand ko piche se jor jor se chind rahata or boobs daba raha tha 25 min bad mai gand may zad gaya

fir mami ne wapas mera lund chusnelagi pagal ho gai thi bol rahi rhi itna bada lund muze kutne dinse aoni chut or gand may dalwana tha jab tak tere mamaji nahi aate tu meri chut or gand ki payas bhuzayega mera lund khada ho gaya mami ne muze bed par litaya or mere upar aake lund ko meri chut may dalke ke wo muze chondene lagi 35 min bad mara mai mami ki chut may zad gaya uke bad mami muze jab man me aaye naga karti or chonde ko bolti or muze chondti bhi ratmay jub jime aaye tab mera lund custi nahi to apni chut or gand mere mu par rakha kar chatne ko bolti mami ne dusre din jada der lund khada rehne ki goli lekar aai or muze di mene mami ko us din 6 ghnate chonda ab mera lund bhi lala ho gaya tha mai ne mami ko bas bol diya mami boli aaj rat kuch nahi karenge or tera lund thik hote hi tu muze chondega par us rat mami ne apni chut merese 5 bar or gand 3 bar chatne ko kaha fir aage 7 din lagatar mai ne mami ko din or rat may 35 bar gang marke or 9 bar chut marke chonda mere lund ki halat ab kharabthi main ne mami bas bol diya to mami boli jab muze chahiye tab tuze muze chondna padega mai ne ha kaha or juldi se wahase apne shar yane ke kolhapur aagya mami phone bahut bar aya ki puna muze milne aaaja

Jan,2 2015
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Me aur mere saale ki biwi

Hello Dosto mera naam Rajaan he meri age 33 he. Me delhi me rahta hoon, me shadishuda hoon ,me aaj aapko apne saath huyee ek real ghatna batane ja raha hoon , ISS per meri ye Pahli story he. Meri biwi dharmik vicharon ki he isliye wo sex me intrest kam rakhti he jis wajh se me aksar sex ke liye bhookha rahta hoon aur kisi nai dost ki talash me rahta hoon. Ek baar me kisi kaam se apni sasural gaya, meri sasural me mere saas, sasur aur ek sala aur uski biwi he, iske ilawa koi nahi he, to dosto me jaise hi sasural pahooncha aur bell bajai to meri sahlaj ne darwaja khola, uski shakal dekh kar mujhe laga ki wo ro rahi thi isliye mene poochha kya baat he to usne jor dalne par bataya ki uska pati use satisfy nahi kar pata jiski wajah se wo pareshan rahti he, maine turant shocha ki beta ban gaya tumhara kaam me to khud hi dhoondh raha tha koi partner magar wo mere se kaafi chhoti he, wo kulmila kar 20 ki he, uska naam raakhi he, wo bahoot hi sundar he, shadi ko bhi ek saal hua he uska koi bachcha bhi nahi he fir bhi maine socha try karne me kya jata he. Ghar me aur koi tha bhi nahi , baki log kahin gaye the.

To dosto uske baad me use santwana dene ke bahane uski peeth par haat pherane laga aur usse poochhne laga ki wo tumhe kyon satust nahi kar pata to wo boli jija ji mujhe sharm aati he aapse is tarah ki baaten karte huye, maine kaha jija se kis baat ki sharm aur jab tak tum mujhe nahi bataogi tab tak me iska kya hal nikal sakta hoon. Fir wo sharmate huye kahne lagi ki amit ko kuchh karna hi nahi aata mene poochha kya nahi karna aata to wo sharmate huye boli dhat, to dosto mujhe bhi ab ras aane laga tha maine kaha sharmao mat khul kar batao tab wo boli ki unko sex karna nahi aata , raat ko pahle se khada rakhte he aur kapde utar ker sidha ek dam andar daal dete he,mane kaha kya to wo boli aap sab samjh rahe he, mujhse ese mat bulwao mujhe badi hi sharm aa rahi he , maine kaha ok … Magar wo thik hi to kar raha he raat ko yahi sab to hota he. Tab wo mujhe ghoorte huye boli sex ese thodi hota he, to maine poochha to fir kaise hota he tab wo boli jaise aap didi ke saath karte he, me uski ye baat sun kar hakka bakka rah gaya, me samjh gaya ki meri biwi aur meri sahlaj sex ke baare me khul kar baate karte he aur ek doosre ko apni sab baate share karte he.

Tab maine kaha ki me usko is tarah ki traning kaise de sakta hoon tab wo boli unko nahi to mujhe to de sakte ho me unko sikha doongi. Uski ye baat sun kar meri to baanchhe khil gayee dosto me bayan nahi kar sakta us samay me ander hi ander kitna khush tha but maine apni khushi ko jahir na karte huye usse kaha ye kaise ho sakta he raakhi to wo kahne lagi plz jija ji sirf ek baar mujhe wo sab kar ke batao jaise aap didi ke saath karte he plz meri jindgi bhi maje se kat jayegi me bahoot tadaf rahi hoon , maine kaha ok jaise aapki marji aur maine uske maathe par chuma aur usko kaha pahle ek cup tea to pila do , aur jakar muh do kar fresh hokar aa jao, wo khush hokar fresh hone chali gayee. To dosto maine usko kis tarah choda

Jan,2 2015
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Jija sali ki kahaniyan

Kal meri mummy ne bataya kee ‘Rekha (didi) ka phone aya tha ki Rajesh (Jijaji) ek haft eke liye office ke kam se yahan shukrawar (Friday) ko aa rahen hai. Rekha unake sath nahi aa payegee, usake yahan kuch kam hai.’ Unhone hidayat dete huye kaha ki ‘tere papa to daure par gaye hue hai ab tujhe hi unaka khyal rakhana hoga. Rekha ka uparwala kamara theek kar dena. Parason se mai bhi jaldi katha sun kar aa jaya karungee. Vase vah din mein to office mein hee rahega subah-sham mai dekh lunge.’Jiju parason aa rahe hai jankar man anjan khusi se bhar utha. Mera badan bar-bar bechain ho raha tha aur pahali bar unase kaise chudwaungi isaka khwab dekhane lagee. Didi se to main yah jan hi chuki thi ki ve bare chudakkar hain.Mai tumhe bata dun ki mere papa jo Engg. Hain unhone mera aur didi ka kamara upar banavaya aur ground-floor par mammy papa ka bara bed room, drawing-room, kichen store, gest room, veranda, lown, tatha peeche sa chhota bagicha hai. Upar aur kamare hai jo lagbhag khali hi rahate hain kyoki mere bare Bahiya Babhi America me rahate hai aur bahut kam hi dino ke liye hi yahan aa pate hain. Ve jab bhi ate hain apane sath bahut see chijen le ate hai isliye computer, TV, DVD pleyar, handicam etyadi sabhi chijen hain. Meri bhabhi bhi bare khule vicharno kee hai aur America jate samay apane almari ki chabhai dete hue boli “dekho! Almari mein kuchha adult CD, DVD & album rakhi hain par tum unhe dekhana nahi” unhone muskarate hue chabhi pakara dee thi.Jiju shukrawar ko subah 8 baje aa gaye. Jaldi-jaldi tayar hue nasta kiya our apane office chale gaye.

Dopahar dhayi baje ve office se laute, khana kha

Jan,2 2015
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Mature Aunty With Young Boy

Hi I am Jack from Thane. I am a great fan of ISS, and enjoy almost every story. Now I am 21 years old and a very sexy guy. This happened when I was 20 years old. I am having a aunty living in front of my home named Savita, but I never called her aunty, only by her name “Savita”. She is always smiley, on at that time she was of 28 years with 2 kids. Her breast was very huge like big watermelons with full of juice and her hips also well round and big though she was slim. Her body size was 65, waist – 36, hips – 32. Since I was a bachelor, I was hungry in search for fuck and eyes stopped on my lovely Savita aunty. I started masturbating on Savita’s thoughts and satisfied myself by fucking her in mind. Soon It became my dream to fuck her. Our house was near to each other.

Our relation was nice and she knows me as gentle guy. One day I was passing by her house, she called me and told me where you are going. I have not seen you so far now. I was also surprised by her talks and entered into her house. She offered me tea to which I refused, but she insisted me to take it. I asked her where the uncle and children were. Then she told me your uncle is on duty to office and kids were in school. I was getting frustrated sitting alone at home, so I force you for tea, please. Then I took this golden opportunity and told her what can I do for you? She laughed and understood what is in my mind. All the way we both were free in talk; I was talking naughtily as she is also free of nature. I told her, in the street, I like only you very much because of your eyes, nature and talk. Then she told me what is in your mind, I am a married women. That day was for me, suddenly I told her, see aunty there is no one in house except you and me. So please I want to go away from your house. Then she told me why you called me as aunty, every time you called me as Savita? I observed her face and ultimately I told here if any wrong happen from my side?

Again she told me see, I am married women and I know you very well, you can not do any nonsense like this. We were on first floor and directly I grabbed her hand in my hand and told her now what you can do. She was in mood and naughtily told me to leave her hand and she holds my cheek she told me, somebody can watch us then? If uncle know this then? I told her door is close you r my aunty, I take her in my arms and laid her on bed. Then she with a low resistance, asked, “what is there in me”. Then I grabbed her once again and gave one huge kiss and said “I like your big boobs and round shaped ass.” Afterwards she came on my way and told me, “I also like you very much but I am afraid of people.” I promised her this will be a secret between you and me. I put her sari down and made her half naked. she was having experience of fuck by uncle, but now she wants to take another test by her neighbor boy.

She was looking sexy in bra and panty. Then she removed my shirt and pant. I was on underwear, my rod so hot. She was hungry for sex now. She laid down my underwear and pickup my heavy rod in hand. I told her to take it in mouth but she refused. And said, “ it is bad, I have never taken even the dick of your Uncle in mouth”. I told her I want to eat your pussy, want to test the lips of your pussy. she started laughing and we turned into 69 position. I put my mouth in her spicy pussy and started to take test. Now she also became horny, put my hot rod in her mouth and told me your dick is very big than uncle’s dick. Firstly I fuck her mouth heavily up to her throat. Then I removed her bra and chaddi. First time I was seeing her naked in front of me, her vagina also stroking like heart bit. I told her you are looking so sexy. Her big juicy watermelons were climbing on her chest. Immediately I grab her boobs in my hand and started pressing madly, crushed her nipple badly by teeth. she saw the mark of my teeth on her boobs and say you are so sexy.

After that I told her I want to fuck you by both ways. She say “You can’t never fuck me on backside. your uncle have not even put a finger in my asshole”. But I put my finger in her asshole and started in-out, she get enjoyed my finger-fuck, after that I put my two fingers in her asshole and told her “see my dick is sufficient to enter in your asshole”. She was afraid since my dick was one & half inches longer than uncle’s dick and so refused my dick into her pussy. but I was mad for fuck. I turned immediately her and spread her leg and forcibly put my dick in her pussy. But I took back my dick from her pussy. And started giving small hits on her pussy, I told her the lips of your pussy are very nice because of shaves. After that I heavily put my dick in her pussy and started to give her stroke. For my shots she started shouting, I kept my hand on her mouth and again started to stork her heavily, after some time I have leaked my powerful semen in her love hole. She was so tired and was not able to take breath. She said, “I had never been intercoursed by such a heavy rod. Now, I want to be fucked by your heavy rod everyday. Whenever you get chance, come to my house and fuck like today”. That day in night I got again chance to fuck her. Because of work load, uncle was not able to come to home and so he phoned to Savita aunty.

After lunch I was passing through her house she called me and said, “Because of office work, your uncle will be staying in office tonight.I am alone with my kid”. I understood her that she is now a fan of my dick. I don’t want to miss the opportunity. At 11.00 pm I knocked her back door, she opened the door and passed me in. She told me anybody saw you, I told her nobody had seen me since I came through back door and be free to enjoy. Her kids were in deep sleep. We went to bed room. She removed her sari,blouse etc and soon became fully naked in front of me. Then I removed my all cloth and enjoyed full night with her. I told her I want to fuck your asshole, she said me I am fully satisfied by you. In 5 years married life what your uncle was not able to give me, in few hours I had got it from you. Now your uncle at the age of 40 is not much interested in sex unlike me. She asked me to promise that I’ll be her only husband. I don’t want to waste my few years of sex life. You are free to do any type of sex, I am only your and satisfy me, I am in love with you. She took my dick in her mouth and started to suck it.

After that I apply oil on her asshole and started to insert my dick in her ass. It was getting me difficulty to insert dick in her asshole, then I told her to bend on her knees and she do the same, then her asshole become little free to fuck. I put my dick on her asshole and force it heavily. Forcefully pushed my dick in her ass. After 1-2 minutes waiting my dick entered in her asshole. She was become very frustrated and told me please take out your dick, its paining, I convinced her… she started shouting “its paining” I have grab her body an pushed my dick, within fraction of second my dick fully entered in her ass. After this I started pushing my dick heavily and she started enjoying and was telling to push it hard. And she started moving her ass. After 10minutes I loaded my cum in her ass hole. After fucking completed by back, she told me, really I am not able to seat properly for some movement but I really enjoy this pain and you fuck me by front and back both the hole it give me real enjoyment. In midnight after 2-3 hours again we intercourse from front. Took her both legs on my both shoulder and insert my dick in her vagina, she was realizing this shot first time. My 95% dick was inserted in her Wet pussy and giving her heavy strokes, pressing her big boobs, eating it and kissing her all over, enjoying full night. She told me, I am very fortunate because of such type of young fucker. I told her I have seen many type of posses from kamsutra, I will utilize it for you only and we both will enjoy it. This is your property only and whenever you want to eat me, you just call me, I am always for you. After that I fucked her 4 times, I used donkey shot, dog shot and make her fully satisfied. And she was addicted to my dick. Uncle got a new job in Delhi, and they shifted to Delhi. Now I am all alone.

Jan,2 2015
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Awesome Babes Of Ahmedabad

This is rajaan Sarkar from Ahmedabad. I am really thankful to all my readers who gave tremendous response to my story Awesome babes of Ahmedabad with more than 2000 views in just two days. This has given me an inspiration to share more experiences with your readers. I have just completed the story Ahmedabadi painter painted me….while this story is in continuation with the same. For those readers, who have not read my Ahmedabadi painter painted me story,

I would like to give you a small recap, where I met Nayna in a mall and from there our relationship started to her bedroom. (ALL names and places have been changed to protect the privacy).By the way I am superb in bed, with 30 yrs of age, 5’10 height, strong arms to melt you females and involved in serving females of Ahmedabad. After the encounter with Nayna, we became very good friends and we use to enjoy all intimate moments and tried different postures of Kamsutra, which she even started putting on paper through colors.

On one fine morning, I received a call from her , where she told me that two of her friends wanted to meet me , as they are really not happy because of their boring married life. When I asked the reason, she said that their husbands are only concerned with the traditional intercourse and no warmth or feelings involved. Here I would like to say, to all husbands and wife’s reading this story, that please make a habit to communicate or express your feelings in newer ways, and the husbands should not just take their wife’s as sex toys….They are also human beings more emotional and sensitive then us. OK enough of philosophy

During the conversation, we came to a mutual decision that one out of the two friends will come to me at a fixed place and I will come with her . As per the decision, I went to a place , where a lady who must be in her 40s was waiting , near a car , which was the same as described by Nayna. I just went and said HI and she immediately recognized me and said, Pl seat in the car. I followed her instructions, and we started for the destination. On the way to destination, she introduced herself as Vallari and said she is a admin professional with an MNC.

I also greeted her and gave my introduction, we being from the same field made us to talk about the latest trends of the sector. Meanwhile a traffic signal came and we had to wait for some time as there was heavy traffic due to rush hours. During this moments, she continuously starred at me and when I asked she said, I am really thankful to my friend , who introduced me to you. She proposed to hold her hand and I followed, and I was surprise to see her as she reacted like a teenager, being touched by a boy for the first time in the life. Within 15 minutes of drive ,

We reached the destination and as soon as we entered the premises, another lady who was also of her age came and had a shake hand with me. She introduced herself as Shavari. Let me describe here both the lady bombs. In spite of her 40s , Vallari was very attractive with well mantained figure, postures , fair with long shining hair dressed in Jeans and short T-shirt. While Shavari was little short in comparison to Vallari , but looked deadly beautiful , as she was wearing red saree , which made her milky fair skin much fairer than ever.

The figure of both the females can be termed Sexy and slim. Both 36 24 36 and the buttocks of vallari were like inviting me to come and put my cock in her ass. Both the ladies sat on both sides as they were not able to control now, while Nayna came down and greeted me with a smooch, which made both the hotties more hot. I could very well see blush on their face with this.

All four of us started talking on various topics and I could see Nayna giving clue to Vallari to start the game and she came near me and gave me a deep smooch , which was like perfect dose for me to get aggressive, I slowly started caressing her and by the time I reach her milky boobs , which was my fantasy since I saw her, Shavari came to me and started licking my neck. Now I could make out the fire in both of them and without wasting a single moment, we went to bed room which was already kept ready for us with candles, rose petals and aroma.

I unzip the clothes of Vallari and soon after that Shavari also followed me by unzipping my clothes ,I could feel the warmth and asked all the three babes to stick my body like creepers and for some time I gave all my warmth and love , what I am known for….and they were so much happy and ready that shavari took the custody of my cock and started licking me.

While I could not resist the fragrance of their pussies and I literally started licking their hairless pussies turn by turn , which made them so wild that they used to push my head in their pussy and soon after that ,the two ladies form a ring , where we all four were literally licking pussy and cock turn by turn.

This continued for an hour and soon after that, Vallari came to me and told , I am here to submit my ass to you …fuck it deeply….I reciprocated her by turning her back and putting jerking my cock in her ass aggressively , I did it for 30 mins and soon after that Shavari came to me and said Even I want the same fun….and again for 20 mins I jerked her ass and finally I took out all my semein in Vallari s mouth , while my cock was cleaned by Shavari. Soon after that Nayna came to me and told me that she is left and I fucked her deeply after a pause of 20 mins. We continued our session by changing the postures for about 07 times in four hours and within that time

I gave them satisfaction for about 2times each. After that we had group bath, and they were really very happy as I gave them physical, mental and emotional satisfaction, which they were craving since long. Shavari came down to drop me and by the time I say anything she took the car away on SG-Bawla road and we did one session in the car…

Jan,2 2015
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Nangi Savita Bhabhi

I am 18 year old guy and I am a fan of your web site. My padosan Savita bhabhi, who is 34 years old, is a
successful actress. She is a real sex bomb with a lovely figure and attractive boob size. She is very bold
and exposes a lot. Savita bhabhi filmo me khul ke angpradarshan karti hai.

One evening, Savita bhabhi was dressed in a sexy black saree and a low cut sleeveless blouse that revealed a
lot of her armpits and midriff. I could even see half of her sexy tits. She was looking at me and smiled. She
showed me the picture of a beautiful lady and said Beta yeh sex devi ki tasveer hai.

Jo sex devi ki is tasveer ke saamne khada hoke sex ke baaare me sab kucch sach bolta hai woh zindagi bhar sex
enjoy karta hai aur jo jhooth bolta hai woh kabhi enjoy nahin kar pata. Isliye beta tum sab kucch sach bolna
aur mere questions ke answer dena.

She had a naughty smile on her face then she said Bunty ab tum saare kapde utaar kar nange ho jaao. Sex devi
se kucch bhi nahin chhupana chahiye as I removed all my clothes, she smiled again and asked me Bunty kya tum
muth maarte ho. Do you masturbate?

Yes Savita bhabhi and I said nervously. Savita bhabhi replied with a sexy smile on her face there is no need
for you to be ashamed of masturbating; it is perfectly natural for a boy of 18 years to masturbate. Bunty you
should masturbate without feeling guilty and enjoy masturbating every day.

Then she asked me, kya tumhare dost mere angpradarshan ke baare me gandi baatein karte hain, Yes Savita
bhabhi, woh bahut gandi gandi batein karte hain. Itni gandi ke main bata bhi nahin sakta and I replied.
Savita bhabhi ne kaha dekho sex devi ke saamne kucch bhi nahin chhappate-tum sach sach bolo.

Savita bhabhi, mere dost kahte hain yaar bunty teri Savita bhabhi to sex bomb hai, maal hai, aur Savita
bhabhi mere dost kahte hain ki yaar Bunty teri Savita bhabhi ki naam ki muth maarne me bahut mazaa aata hai.
Bunty tum unko rokte nahin, Savita bhabhi said. I replied, Savita bhabhi main kis kis ko rokoon, sari duniya
aapke naam ki muth maarti hai, ab to main bhi.

Tum bhi kya Bunty khul ke sach sach kaho, yes Bunty say it for me, Savita bhabhi said with a sexy smile.
Bunty, kya tum bhi mere naam ki muth maarte ho, Savita bhabhi asked me and passed a sexy smile.

Hai Savita bhabhi, ye apne kya poochh liya, I said. Savita bhabhi passed another seductive smile and said,
bolo na yahan kucch bhi nahin chhupate, she said haan Savita bhabhi, main bhi aapke naam ki muth maarta hoon.
Savita bhabhi jab aapne film me bra panty pehan kar nahane ke scene kiye

Thei to mera lund khada ho gaya tha film dekh kar, Savita bhabhi maine bahut koshish ki rokne ki par main
nahin rok paya aur maine aapke naam ki muth maar li.

Tab se har roz aapke naam ki muth maarta hoon. Kyon Savita bhabhi aapko bura laga. Nahin Bunty, Savita bhabhi
said with a smile, main expose hi itna karti hoon, agar tum mere naam ki muth maarte ho to isme tumhari koi
galti nahin hai, yeh to bahut natural aur healthy baat hai.

Savita bhabhi said, Bunty you should not feel guilty that you think of me when you masturbate. If you enjoy
masturbating thinking of me, then do it as many times as you want, it is perfectly normal and healthy sexual
behaviour, in fact.

I am happy that you have been thinking of me when masturbating and having some real nice fun, it only shows
what a sexy entertainer I am. Bunty if you feel like masturbating seeing me in sexy dresses, there is no need
for you to rush to the bathroom to masturbate, you should masturbate right there in front of me so that you
can have a look at my curves and enjoy masturbating.

Bunty jab bhi tumhara muth maarne ka man kare mujhe bata dena, maen tumhare saaamne khul kar ang pradarshan
karoongi jisse tumhe muth maarne me mazaa aaye and Bunty you must also tell me what all you think about me
when you masturbate.

This will be enjoyable for both of us. Please tell me something that will make me go wet, kuchch aisa batao
jisse sunke maen geeli ho jaoon, Savita bhabhi said with a smile.

I was really getting excited Savita bhabhi, I liked your bath scenes in the last movie you did where you had
only the bra-panty on. Those are the scenes that give me erection and I have to masturbate thinking about you

Savita bhabhi, I said aur Savita bhabhi mere dost ajay aur sanjay aapke baare me jo gandi gandi baatein karte
hain–woh sab sunke bhi muth maarne me bahut mazaa aata hai.

Really, Savita bhabhi said and smiled and brought down the pallu of her saree. She unwrapped herself out of
her saree now her saree was now lying on the floor. She was not wearing any petticoat under her saree only a
miniskirt.

She lifted her leg and exposed her sexy black panty. Savita bhabhi smiled again and took her skirt in her
hand and lifted her skirt. Bunty, batao kaun se rang ki hai meri panty, she said with a seductive smile.

Then she removed her skirt and threw it away. Savita bhabhi looked stunningly sexy in her sexy black panty
and black sleeveless blouse. Then she removed her blouse and threw it away sexily. She had only her bra and
panty on now.

Wow, Savita bhabhi you look like a sex goddess, I said Savita bhabhi smiled again and said tell me more of
your masturbation fantasies. Savita bhabhi asked me again, Bunty tell me all that your friends Ajay and Bunty
talk about me. Tell me all the dirty and sexy stuff. Dekho Bunty sex devi se kucch nahin chhupate, sab kucch
besharam hoke batao.

I said,Savita bhabhi, Ajay ne kaha tha Bunty teri Savita bhabhi teri Savita bhabhi bra panty me itni sexy
lagti hai to nangi kitni sexy lagegi. Man to karta hai ke teri Savita bhabhi ko bra-panty utaar ke nangi
tasveerein loon-jaisi playboy me hoti hain. Savita bhabhi us din Ajay ki baatein sun ke to mera lund ekdum
khada ho gaya tha aur maine aapke nam ki muth raat bhar maari thi.

Savita bhabhi, maen ek baat poochoon and I asked Savita bhabhi. Savita bhabhi sach sach batana sex devi se
kucch bhi nahin chhapate. Haan Bunty poochho. Savita bhabhi, kya aap ko blue film me kaam karne ka man karta
hai ya nahin. Hai, bunty ye tumne kya poochh liya, Savita bhabhi smiled and said.

Abhi meri picchli film ko hi lo, jab maine bra panty ke scene diye the to hero ne mujhe baaahon me bhar liya
tha maen ekdum garam ho gayi thee–man to kar raha tha ke set pe sab ke saamne bra panty utaar ke bilkul nangi
ho jaoon.

Par Bunty, tum ye sab kyon poochh rahe ho-kya bahut man karta hai mujhe nangi dekhne ka, Savita bhabhi asked
with a sexy smile. I said, Savita bhabhi mere saare dost aapko nangi dekhna chaahte hain. What about you
Bunty, kya tum bhi mujhe nangi dekhna chaahte ho, Savita bhabhi asked me with a naughty smile.

Haan Savita bhabhi, main bhi aapko nangi dekha chaahta hoon. Savita bhabhi please nangi ho jaao na–Savita
bhabhi please nangi ho jaao–Savita bhabhi main aapko bilkul nangi dekhna chaahta hoon.

Savita bhabhi said, Bunty, last year mere hubby ne meri nangi tasveerein lee thee, agar tum chaaho to muth
maarne ke liye le sakte ho, sari tasveerein muth maarne layak hain, Savita bhabhi said with a sexy smile.
Really Savita bhabhi, I could not believe it. But Bunty agar tum meri nangi tasveerein dekhna chaahte to
mujhe ye batao ke bunty mere baare me kya kya dirty baatein karta hai.

Savita bhabhi, ajay kahta yaar teri Savita bhabhi ko to nangi kar ke chodne me mazzaa ayega, man to karta hai
teri Savita bhabhi ko randi bana doon aur nangi kar ke raat bhar chodoon. Aur phir ajay ne kaha, agar main
film director hota to teri Savita bhabhi ko nangi karke blue film banata.

Hai, aisa kaha usne, Savita bhabhi said with a sexy smile. Haan Savita bhabhi, aur uski baatein sunke to mera
lund khada ho gaya tha–aur phir maine raat bhar aapke naam ki muth maari thi.

Savita bhabhi, ek baat sach sach kahoon, aap naraaz to nahin hogi, I asked Savita bhabhi. Savita bhabhi said,
nahin Bunty jo man me hai sab saaf saaf kah do sharmao nahin, besharam hokar kaho, vaise bhi sex devi se
kucch nahin chhuppate.

Savita bhabhi, sach to ye hai ki mera bhi man karta hai ki aapko apni randi bana doon aur nangi karke raat
bhar chodoon. Savita bhabhi, aapko nangi karke blue film to main bhi banana chaahta hooon. Savita bhabhi
aapko blue film me nangi dekhne be bahut mazzaa aayega.

Madarchod, Savita bhabhi said with a sexy smile, Bunty man to mera bhi karta hai ke tumhare saamne bilkul
nangi ho jaoon aur tumhari randi banke raat bhaar tumse chudwaoon. I could not believe it.

Savita bhabhi unhooked her bra and threw her bra on my face with a sexy smile. Savita bhabhi ke sexy
thunthune bra ke bahar aa gaye. Savita bhabhi had such big and sexy boobs. Savita bhabhi ke sexy thuntnune
dekh ke mazaa aa gaya. She brought her thighs to touch my thighs.

I got a sexy current. I ran my hand over her tits and began to feel her them. I began to kiss her nipples and
suck her lovely tits. Her nipples got big with lust. Then I turned my hand inside her panty and began to feel
her butts. She was wild with passion now.

She whispered into my ears Meri panty bhi utaro naa Apni Savita bhabhi ko nangi kardo Bunty please, Bunty
Mujhe nangi kar do , bunty Mujhe nangi kar do. Mujhe nangi karde madarchod. Savita bhabhi was moaning
passionately.

I pulled her panty down to her knees and then to her feet. She stepped out of her panty and threw it away.
Savita bhabhi was completely naked now. Meri Savita bhabhi ab mere saamne bilkul nangi thi. Every inch of her
body oozed sex. I had never seen such lovely butts. Savita bhabhi ko bilkul nangi dekh kar mera lund rock
jaisa hard ho gaya.

I smiled at her and said Savita bhabhi aapko nangi dekh kar mazza aa gaya. Savita bhabhi aap to ekdum randi
lagti ho aapke nange thunthune, nangi gaand aur nangi choot, sab kucch bahut sexy hai. Savita bhabhi smiled
and took my lund in her hands and let her soft fingers run over it. I took her naked breasts in my mouth and
began to swallow them.

She was hot now. She whispered to me ab jaldi chod daal mujhe madarchod. I kissed her all over her belly and
laid her on the bed. Maine apna khada lund apni maa ki choot me daal diya. She was shouting now yes Bunty
fuck your Savita bhabhi Bunty, fuck your slut Savita bhabhi hard. I kept on pumping and began to say loudly
nangi nangi nangi nangi randinangi randi. I could not believe it main apni sexy Savita bhabhi ko nangi karke
chod raha tha. Haan madarchod, main nangi randi.

Savita bhabhi said, Bunty, cum inside Savita bhabhi, fill me with your cum Bunty, put your sperm inside
Savita bhabhi’s pussy, fuck me madarchod, she said and passed her trademark sexy smile. I ejaculated my semen
inside Savita bhabhi after 15 minutes and our naked bodies exploded in orgasms.

The whole night, we were completely naked and had sex in every position including the bathtub. We even
masturbated each other. Hum dono ne raat bhar nange hokar pyar kiya aur jum ke ek doosre ko choda. She stood
completely naked in front of me and masturbated her pussy for me to watch. I also masturbated while I watched
masturbate. Savita bhabhi muth maarti hui ek bahut hi sexy randi lagti hai.

She let me masturbate by rubbing my cock on her buttocks, thighs, back and even her boobs. I masturbated all
over her soft naked body.
When I got up at 6 in the morning, I was in for a surprise, I heard some noise in the bathroom when I went
there, maine dekha ke Savita bhabhi bilkul nangi naha rahi thi, bilkul nangi. This is a sexy scene I will
never forget. Savita bhabhi bheegi bheegi aur nangi bahut hi sexy lag rahi thee. Savita bhabhi looked at me
and smiled.

My Savita bhabhi confessed to me that her dream was to act in a blue film. Main camera ke saamne bilkul nangi
nahana chaahti hoon. I would love to get offers to pose naked for magazines she told me. I also admitted my
lust for my chemistry teacher at college. I told my Savita bhabhi would love to see my chemistry madam naked
and have sex with her. I masturbate a lot thinking about her.” Main apni chemistry madam ko bilkul nangi
karke chodna chaahta hoon.” And don’t you enjoy fucking me.

Savita bhabhi asked me with a naughty smile. My affair with my Savita bhabhi continues. I just love having
sex with Savita bhabhi. She is a real sexy bitch. Do you like this story? Does this story make you feel like
masturbating?

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Sex With Savita In Lodge

Hi all this is Chirag again with a great experience with my girlfriend Savita while going to Goa I was going to Goa for some work so I requested Savita my girlfriend to join me so that we can have good fun for which she agreed at on shot and we booked the last row tickets and I informed her to come to Dadar at 9.00pm as bus was leaving at 10 I asked her to wear loose shirt and skirt so that I will be fun for which she blushed and said of and I was in a short shirt

And shorts we met at Dadar station and had some food I saw in her eyes and she laughed as it was winter cold breeze was there we sat in the bus and began to chat about different things soon the bus left at 10.15 and I allowed her to take window seat and bus started moving most of them were married couples in the bus we started chatting again and while chatting I kept one hand on her shoulders she saw in my eyes and I winked she laughed ,

Still lights were on and I asked her to come a bit closer she told that somebody will see I said ok and removed hand from her shoulder and kept quiet she saw in my eyes and laughed I was just watching TV in bus accidently I saw a newly married couple beside our seat and the guy was pressing her boobs and she had closed her eyes I showed it to my girlfriend and she laughed and told to wait for some time I agreed and my dick was troubling me and I was wearing shorts it was easily visible somehow

I managed and bus stopped for dinner as we had dinner I went outside had a smoke and for safety brought a packet of condoms and sat beside Savita as some old people were there in bus rest of them had gone to dinner I kept my hand on her shoulder this time she came near and slowly I kept my lips on her lips and kissed her she opened her mouth and we exchanged our saliva and we were playing with our tongue slowly I pressed her boob from the hand on shoulder she moaned but didn’t resist

I pressed it hardly she moaned and was breathing heavily we kissed each other for ten minutes and as sat as nothing had happened as people started to come and bus started as it was 11 the driver switched off the TV and most of the people were sleeping slowly again I saw the couple beside me the guy was pressing her boobs from one hand and rubbing her pussy from another hand and kissing her wildly she was rubbing his dick on pants it was clearly visible I kept my hand on Savita’s waist this time and inserted my hand inside her shirt from waist she saw me and smiles and gave some more space to access her boobs

I began to press the boobs hardly she was moaning and breathing heavily slowly from free hand started pressing another boob and asked her to open the buttons of shirt she asked me to get the shall from bag but my dick was seeing heaven I got up and my dick was near her face she saw it and laughed and blushed I took the shall and gave it to her and I sat back she covered herself and asked me to put my hand inside shall I kept my hand inside shall to my surprise she had opened all buttons of shirt and had unhooked the bra from behind I saw in her eyes she winked and I kissed her lips and she also responded well

I was playing with her naked boobs I told her that I want to lick her nipples she pushed back her seat and asked me to go ahead and covered me from her shall I licked her boobs like a small boy and she was moaning after some time she moaned and jumped from her seat I got up and asked what happened she whispered in my ears that she had a orgasm and closed her face I asked her so early she told me that she was wet when I kissed her and I told her I want to lick her nipples again she asked me to go ahead and told me to lick her navel also and blushed In the mean time I saw the couple beside the man had went down and licking her pussy and she was pressing his head I showed the same to Savita and winked she laughed and we covered each in one shawl and started to kiss her again and was pressing her naked boobs and she was also responding well as she was again getting hot

I pinched her nipple slowly and she moaned I asked her to put her hand around my waist as nothing was visible we both were covered from shall now most of our body was touching each other and we were kissing each other and pressing her naked boobs slowly she inserted the hand which was on my waist inside my shirt and started moving her hand on my bare back I went down and started licking her nipples and she was pressing her boobs inside my mouth slowly I went still down and circled her navel with my tongue she shivered and pressed my head

I began to lick it wildly and she was moaning suddenly again she jumped from her seat I think she had second orgasm I got up and saw in her eyes she had turned red and whispered in my ears that she had another orgasm and I have made her panties completely wet then driver stopped the bus for a Tea break it was 1 in the night so I went down had a smoke and went to toilet there I removed my underwear and kept it my pocket she also got down went to toilet and came back we both had tea she was looking sexy and

I told her the same she blushed my dick was fully erect somehow I covered it with my shirt we finished the tea went near bus while climbing up I pressed my dick to her ass and she saw behind and told me somebody will see I winked and she laughed we sat on our seats and bus started moving she covered both of us from shall again and kept one hand around my waist I moved the handle now we both were having full access to each other I asked her to remove her shirt she removed her shirt and unhooked her bra from behind

I kissed her lips for 5 minutes and then again went down and licked nipples she moaned chirag please press it hard I went still down and started licking her navel and made it completely wet slowly I pressed her pussy on skirt she moaned and spread her legs to give me full access to her pussy her panties was completely wet i pressed her pussy with my middle finger and she I was feeling that pussy was completely shaved I asked her about that she told that it was for me and smiled I told her that

I want to lick her pussy but she told it is completely wet I told its ok I love to drink your juices she agreed I asked her to remove her panty she told somebody will see I forced her she got up with shall immediately got the panties down and sat again now I was fingering her pussy and it was hot I started moving my finger fastly she hugged me tightly and whispered in my ears that she is again going to get orgasm so I sat between her legs and she covered me with shall and lifted her skirt and spread her legs

I kissed her pussy lips she moaned aaaahhhh please do it faster slowly I inserted my tongue in her pussy and started to lick it fastly she was pressing my head to her pussy finally she got up from the seat and press my head to her pussy and she had a orgasm I drank each drop of it it was a bit salty but good again I sat on my seat she was very satisfied and hugged me and told me to remove the buttons of my shirt I removed all buttons of my shirt and she started to lick my nipples heavily and made my nipples wet and went down to lick my navel I was getting good feeling I again from backside I lifted her skirt from behind and was pressing her pussy from behind she was again wet and was moaning slowly she kept her hand on my dick and pressed it and saw in my eyes and winked and again started to lick my nipples

I asked her to lick my dick she told me to wait and slowly put her hand inside my shorts and she was shocked as it was very hard she went down and started to lick my dick within in no time I cum in her mouth and she drank it but she wanted more she started stroking my dick again it was hard in no time she was playing with my balls and came up I kissed her and told her that I want to fuck u she told how it is possible in bus

I saw all of them were sleeping as it 3 in the morning I asked her to stretch the chair and she did slowly I touched her pussy with my dick she shivered I asked her to wait and took condom and put on my penis she laughed and whispered in my ears please do it fast as I cannot control I stood in between her legs and she covered both of us from shall with one shot my whole dick was inside her pussy and she moaned and told me do it fast but I was going slow as somebody may get up so

I started to give strokes after five minutes we both had a reached the climax and tired and we cleaned up ourselves she wear her panties and we slept for sometime at 4 the bus stopped for tea break and got down and cleaned ourselves fully and had a cup of tea asked how she was feeling she laughed and told that she was feeling relaxed and happy and winked me I told her that we both will stay in same room for 2 days for which she happily agreed we went and sat again still 2 hours was there to go again driver switched off the lights and bus started moving

I was just closing my eyes she told that she want to sleep on my lap I told ok and slept on my lap just by the touch of her face on my naked thighs my dick started to grow again but I didn’t want to disturb her after few minutes she kept her hand on my dick and she came to know it was rock hard again she saw my eyes and laughed slowly she pulled down my shorts and straight away to my dick in my mouth and started sucking it like a lollipop in 10 minutes I cummed the whole load and she came up and we hugged each other till

Goa we reached Panji till 7 and we booked a room and kept our bags and straight went to bed she told that she will have bath and come as whole night her panty was wet and it was stinking and laughed she went to bathroom I was remembering the night and again I was get hot my dick was again troubling me so I decided to fuck her again but as I was tired I just closed my eyes she came outside bathroom with a towel came out she wear her bra and panties and light color sleeveless nigh tie and was getting ready

I opened my eyes and saw she was in front of mirror slowly I went from behind and grabbed her from behind I pressed her ass with my dick and kissed her neck she turned and saw in my eyes I showed her the tent in my shorts she laughed and told me to have bath and come back but told her to help me in bath she told that she will get wet again in water I requested her and kissed her on lips and she opened her mouth and we kissed for 5 minutes and finally she agreed she told to start the bath so

I removed the short in front of her she saw my tool and laughed and again hugged her and pressed my tool to her pussy and kissed her she also responded well and went inside the bathroom and I was taking shower after some time she came with a towel wrapped and hugged me from behind and grabbed my tool in her hand I removed her towel and we both were nude and I kissed her for ten minute while kissing her I was pressing her boobs she told me to suck nipples and

I sucked it she was moaning and told me suck harder I told her that I want to suck her pussy she asked me to go ahead and I went down on my knees and she spread her legs and I started to lick pussy she was moaning aaaaaaa chiru please faster she was pressing my head and she also sat down on knees and we both slept in bathroom in 69 position and she was sucking my cock and I was sucking her pussy we both cum in some time she told me to finish and come outside but I wanted to fuck her but

I asked her to go and I finished my bath she was wearing the same nigh tie but without bra only panties I finished bath and cleaned myself and went naked my dick was again hard she was reading some magazine I can easily see her pussy slowly went near her pussy and kissed it she suddenly got up and how many times darling I am tired so I didn’t force her I just slept beside her and hugged her from behind and I asked her to remove panties and sleep she laughed and removed her panties and slept only on gown and was naked from inside

I hugged her from behind and kept hand on her boobs and pressed the dick to her pussy from back and slept we slept for some 2 hours and she got up first and made me wakeup we both sat for some time she went to toilet and came back and we started watching TV I started to kiss her she also responded well I think she was also in need I pressed her boobs and she started to moan she whispered in my ears to lick her boobs she opened her gown and we both were naked I asked her to sleep on top of me she my dick it was fully erect she stood up inserted

My dick in her pussy and slept on me and we both were kissing each other she told me that she wants to ride me I said ok and she started to move up and down and she was moaning and it went for 15 minutes and finally I told her that I am going to cum she suddenly got up and we both were in 69 position and I began to lick her pussy and she began to suck mu dick finally we both cum in each other mouth and we slept again. we had sex again 3 to 4 times for the rest of the day

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Mehngi Cheeni

Wife:Bht pyar sey
“Suniye! aj meri birthday ha,
Mujhy koi Mehngi C Cheez Ley K Dain Naa Plz”

Hsbnd: Chalo Tm
Tayyar Ho Jao,

“Hm Cheeni Lenay Chaltey Hy”.

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Pagal Dost

Aafat ke syrup ho tum,
Museebat ke capsule ho tum,
Pareshani ke injection ho tum,
Kya kare tumhe jhelna parta hai aakhir,
Dosti ke oxygen ho tum.

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Life Of Engineer

Movie titles related to Engineer students:
exams – socha na tha,
classes – kabhi kabhi,
question papers – na tum jano na hum,
copying – yaarana,
maths2 – asambhav,
maths1 – mission impossible,
environmental sciences – pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
1st semester – kuch to hai,
2nd semester – yeh kya ho raha hai,
distinction – kal ho na ho,
1st class – raju bangaya gentleman,
2nd class – dil mange more
fail – phir milenge

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Santa On Plane

1 santa airhostess se,
“Aapki shakal meri biwi si bohut milti hai!”

Hostess ne zordar thappar us k mun pe mara..
santa forun bola:”Adat bhi bohut milti hai”

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Doctor Munna

Munna: Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa,
meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.

Circuit: Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho.
Munna: Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai na.

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Santa Ka Accident

Santa ko truck ne tuckker mari.

Dost: Yar jo hona tha hogaya
per tu itna dara huwa Q hai?

Santa: Yar kyuki us truck k pichay likha tha
“Phir Milenge”

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