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I want 2 kiss you .

Tharki I want 2 kiss you .
Ladki Tameez se bolo ..
Tharki Uparwale Ki Aseem Kripa Se .
Kudrati Khubsuruti Se Bhari Hui Aye Sundari
Kanya Ye Saaf Dil Wala Tharki Tumhare
Laal Surkh Hontho Pe Chumban Lena Chahta
Hai :

Nov,20 2015
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Hole

Ek Aadmi Ki Nayi Nayi Shadi Hui,
November Ka Mahina Thha Aur Kadake Ki Sardi padd Rahi Thi.
Kamre Mein Aate Hi Vo Rajayi Mein Ghusa Aur So Gaya,
Patni Ne Ye Dekha Aur Thodi Der Bad Usko Kohni Mar Ke Boli.
Patni: Suno Ji, Meri Taango Ke Bich Mein Ek Hole Bhi Hai.
Aadmi Gusse Se: To Band Kar Us hole Ko,
Main Bhi Sochu Rajayi Mein Thandi Hawa Kaha Se Aa Rahi Hai.

Nov,20 2015
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College Ki Ladkiyan

Santa: Agar Nariyal Ke Ped Pe Chad Jaun To..
Engineering College Ki Ladkiyan Dikh Jayegi.
Banta: Phir Hath Chhod Dena,
To Medical College Ki Bhi Dikh Jayegi.

Nov,19 2015
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गुनाह हो गया

तुझे चाहना तो जैसे गुनाह हो गया,
हर शख्स पूछता है चोदी की नहीं ?

Nov,19 2015
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Never Too Old

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Nov,18 2015
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Your Life

In the end, it is not the years in your life that count. It is the life in your years.

Nov,18 2015
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E Mail

E-mail is yet another service that can be done freely.
Most users today use online e-mail solutions like the one listed below.
However for those still using an e mail client such as Microsoft Outlook
We strongly suggest one or both of the below suggestions.

Nov,17 2015
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बरसने के बाद

तुझसे मैँ इजहार ऐ मोहब्बत इसलिए भी नही करता,
सुना है बरसने के बाद बादलो की अहमियत नही रहती|

Nov,17 2015
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Toofani Kehte Hai

Agar Aap Antarctica ke baraf main Thumbs Up ka bottle thanda karne ko,
Toofani Karna kehte hai to Global Warming ki kasam aap chutiye hain

Nov,9 2015
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GAS TADEGY

Once Rajinikant went for shooting a film in bhopal.
He had a bad stomach upset & the result was,
BHOPAL GAS TADEGY.

Nov,9 2015
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Shanti Ke Saath

Santa: Kaam wali shanti ko bulao.
Wife: Kyun?
Santa: Doctor ne kaha hai,
raat mein dawa khane ke baad shanti ke saath so jaana.

 

Nov,6 2015
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कैसे ठोके

निप्पल से टपक रहा पसीना,
निप्पल से टपक रहा पसीना,
भीगी हुई गांड और लथपथ सीना.
अब तुम्हीं बताओ ग़ालिब,
इतनी गर्मी में कोई कैसे ठोके हसीना?

Nov,5 2015
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Dard Qabul

Usne kaha Pyar ek dard hai,
Humne kaha dard qabul hai,
Usne kaha dard ke saath ji na paoge,
Humne kaha teri Pyar ke saath marna qabul hai.

Nov,4 2015
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Men Will Be Men

Hubby: Call Ambulance, I m having a heart attack.
Wife: Okay, Give me your mobile password.
Hubby: Its okay, I m good.

Nov,4 2015
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Kya Kiya Ladki Ne Jab Uska Ek Ladke Ne Picha Kiya

A girl comes late to class.
Teacher: Why r u late?
Girl: 1 boy was following me.
Teacher: So what?
Girl: The boy was walking very slowly.

Nov,3 2015
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22 December

Ladka: shadi ke liye kaon se date rahe?
Ladki: Hichkichate hue, 22 December.
Laka:?
Ladki sharmate hue: suna hai saal ki sabse lambi raat hote hai.

Oct,29 2015
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Yaad Aaj Bhi Hai

Kisi kee yaad dil mein aaj bhi hain,
Bhool gaye wo magar pyaar aaj bhi hain,
Hm khush rehne ka dawa to krte h magar,
Unki yaad mein behte aansu aaj bhi hain!

Oct,27 2015
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Kutta Kaatega

Loha Lohe Ko Kaat'ta Hai,
Hira Hire Ko Kaat'ta Hai,
Aap ko Bhi Ek Din Kutta Kaatega,
Qki..
Kutta kisi ko b Kaat Sakta he.
B positive yaar.

Oct,27 2015
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Baba Ki Kirpa

Wife: Agar Me Kho Jau, To Tum Kya Karoge?
Husband: Me Nirmal Baba Ke Paas Jaunga.
Wife: Tum Baba Se Kya Kahoge?
Husband: Baba Kirpa Aani Shuru Ho Gayi He.

Oct,24 2015
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Gunah

Ek mandir ki dewar pay likha tha: Agar ap gunah kar ke thak chuke hain to ander aaiye. Neeche lipistick se likha hua tha : Agar nahi thake hain to samne wale ghar main aaiye.

Oct,24 2015
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Brazil Or London

Studnt: Mam, jab Hindustan ko Hind Pakistan ko Pak Australia ko Aus kahte H to Brazil Or London ko kya kahege?
Techer: Tu apna kam kar haramkhor.

Oct,21 2015
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1st Date

Santa apni grlfrnd k saath 1st date pe : Ye meri pehli date hai darling agr koi galti ya kami reh jaye toh chhota bhai samajh k maaf kr dena.

Oct,17 2015
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GARNIER

Lady: Ek shampoo please.
Shopkeeper: Kya dhona hai?
Lady: Kya matlab kya dhona hai, baal dhone hai aur kya?
Shopkeeper: Head ke baal dhone hai toh HEAD & SHOULDERS aur panty ke baal dhone hai toh PANTENE lelo.
Lady: GARNIER de MC. Ga*d ke baal dhone hai.

Oct,16 2015
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Jail

Nail paint lagaya jata hai Nail main,
Wah wah.
Nail paint lagaya jata hai Nail main,
ACP: Ab tum zindagi bhar sadte rehna Jail main.

Oct,14 2015
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LAL MIRCH

Girl: Aaj Aisa SEX Karo Ki Meri Chillane Ki Aawaj Dur Dur Tak Sunai De,
Santa Ne CONDOM Par LAL MIRCH Lagai.
Bas Fir kya.
M.D.H Ka Tadka,
Ang Ang Fadka.

Oct,14 2015
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Sharab Police

Sharaabi Doctor se: Aaap meri sharab chhudwa sakte ho kya?
Doctor: Haan kyun nahi.
Sharab: To police ne meri 20 botal pakdi hai please chhudwa do.

Oct,11 2015
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Calendar Wife

Wife to hubby: Mein tumhari jindagi ki kitaab hoon.
Husband: Yehi to afsos hai, Calendar hoti to har saal change to kar leta.

Oct,9 2015
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Ladki Waale

Santa: Kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai.
Banta To isme prob kya hai?
Santa: Pata nhi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nhi.

Oct,9 2015
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Lifafa

Suhagrat Ko Pati Ne Puchha: Tumne Shaadi Se Pehle Kitni Baar SEX Kiya Hai?
Wife Ne 1 Lifafa Diya Jisme,
Chawal K Kuch Daaney Aur 200 Rs The.
Pati: Ye Kya?
Wife: Main Jab Bhi SEX Karti Thi To 1 Chawal Isme Daal Deti Thi.
Pati (Daaney Gin K): Bus 7 Baar?
Aur Ye 200 Rs Kyun?
Wife: 4 Kilo Chawal Beche The Ye Uske Paise Hain.

Oct,7 2015
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Blind BF

Girl to her Blind Bf: Kash tum dekh sakte main kitni khubsurat hu.
Boy: itni khubsurat hoti toh kya Aankh,
Wale Tujhe Mere liye chhod jate,
Kamini andha hu ch*t*ya nahi.

Oct,3 2015
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Car K Neeche

Ek kutta ek car k neeche baitha tha.
Santa aaya aur usk pooch kheechta hua bola: Nikal saale bhootni k.
Bada aaya mechanical engineer.

Sep,30 2015
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Nature

Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better.

Sep,28 2015
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Exception

Whatever you are thinking of right now is not an exception. Put down your phone.

Sep,28 2015
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छूमंतर

मत शिक्षा दो इन बच्चों को चांद-सितारे छूने की।
चांद- सितारे छूने वाले छूमंतर हो जाएंगे।
अगर दे सको, शिक्षा दो तुम इन्हें चरण छू लेने की,
जो मिट्टी से जुङे रहेंगे, रिश्ते वही निभाएंगे।

Sep,28 2015
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Kidnapers

Pyar mein kisi ko dhoka na dena,
Arz kiya hai,
Pyar mein kisi ko dhoka na dena,
Abhijeet says: Daya kidnapers ko bhagne ka moka na dena.

Sep,28 2015
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Suspect

Ye Kaali Kaali Aankhen Ye Gore Ye Gore Gaal.
Waah Waah.
Ye Kaali Kaali Aankhen, Ye Gore Gore Gaal.
Daya ja ke karo, Suspect se kuch Sawaal.

Sep,17 2015
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Darr Ki Wajah

Rajnikanth Ek Murgi Ko Dhamkaate Hue.
Rajnikanth: Oye Murgi, Tujhe 2 Ande Dene Ke Liye Kaha Tha To Tune Ek Kyun Diya?
Tujhe Mujh Se Darr Nahi Lagta Kya?
Murgi Rote Hue: Sir Ji, Darr Ki Wajah Se Hi To Ek Nikaal Diya, Main To Murga Hun.

Sep,17 2015
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अंगूठेपररखना

अंगूठेपररखना - परवाहनकरना

Sep,14 2015
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Sanchi

Ente sanchi, chanthayil thaicha sanchi.

Sep,14 2015
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Kidney

Asli Boyfriend wahi hai jo,
Valentines Day par apni kidney bech kar Gf ko iphone 6+ dilaye aur fir ye bhi puche.
Baby aur kuch chahiye ?
Abhi ek kidney baaki hai.

Sep,10 2015
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Shaadi

Santa: Hipnotis kya hota hai?
Banta: Kisiko apne control mai kar ke apne marji ka kaam karwana.
Santa: Chal jhute use to shaadi kehte hai.

Sep,10 2015
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समाज के लिये

हमारे जीवन का उस दिन अंत होना शुरू हो जाता है,
जिस दिन हम उन मुद्दों के बारे में चुप हो जाते हैं जो आम समाज के लिये मायने रखते हैं.

Sep,9 2015
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Palko Pe

Hasaata He Mujko Or Fir Rula B Deta He,
Kar K Wo MujSe Wade Aksr Bhula Bhi Deta He,
Ajab Mizaj He UsKa Pyar ka andaz,
kabhi palko pe bithata He,
Kabhi Nazro Se Gira Bhi Deta Hai.

Sep,9 2015
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Chintu Pintu

Sep,8 2015
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प्रेमिका

सेक्स करने के बाद पप्पू बड़े शान से अपनी प्रेमिका को बोला,
पप्पू: जानेमन अब आपको वो होगा जिसेदुनिया बच्चा कहती है.
लड़की हँसते हुए: हाहाहा साले, अब तुझे भी वो होगा जिसे दुनिया एड्स कहती है.

Sep,8 2015
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Sujaa Ke

Mashoor Rand,
Ne Arz Kiya Hai.
Aane Wale Aate Hai,
Jaane Wale Jaate Hai.
Yaade Bas Unki Reh Jaati Hai,
Jo G**nd Sujaa Ke Jaate Hai.

Sep,8 2015
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Nazar Na Lage

Tumhe dil main basaye rakhta hoon.
Aur duniya ko bhoolaye rakhta hoon.
Tumhe meri nazar na lag jaye,
Iss liye nazarein jukaye rakhta hoon.

Sep,7 2015
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Sleeping Shoes

Q: What always goes 2 sleeps wearing its shoes?
Ans: Horse.

Sep,4 2015
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Fun With Notepad

You can use Notepad to create everything from personalized logs to harmless viruses that are incredibly annoying. Go see this post to know just how useful Notepad is.

Sep,4 2015
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Egg White

Use Egg White, Tomato and Curd to get fairy glow in your face. Egg White and Curd will act as cleanser to your face and Tomato will remove the dust. Please try this at Night.

Sep,4 2015
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