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College Ki Ladkiyan

Santa: Agar Nariyal Ke Ped Pe Chad Jaun To..
Engineering College Ki Ladkiyan Dikh Jayegi.
Banta: Phir Hath Chhod Dena,
To Medical College Ki Bhi Dikh Jayegi.

Nov,19 2015
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Never Too Old

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Nov,18 2015
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Your Life

In the end, it is not the years in your life that count. It is the life in your years.

Nov,18 2015
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E Mail

E-mail is yet another service that can be done freely.
Most users today use online e-mail solutions like the one listed below.
However for those still using an e mail client such as Microsoft Outlook
We strongly suggest one or both of the below suggestions.

Nov,17 2015
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बरसने के बाद

तुझसे मैँ इजहार ऐ मोहब्बत इसलिए भी नही करता,
सुना है बरसने के बाद बादलो की अहमियत नही रहती|

Nov,17 2015
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GAS TADEGY

Once Rajinikant went for shooting a film in bhopal.
He had a bad stomach upset & the result was,
BHOPAL GAS TADEGY.

Nov,9 2015
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Shanti Ke Saath

Santa: Kaam wali shanti ko bulao.
Wife: Kyun?
Santa: Doctor ne kaha hai,
raat mein dawa khane ke baad shanti ke saath so jaana.

 

Nov,6 2015
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Dard Qabul

Usne kaha Pyar ek dard hai,
Humne kaha dard qabul hai,
Usne kaha dard ke saath ji na paoge,
Humne kaha teri Pyar ke saath marna qabul hai.

Nov,4 2015
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Men Will Be Men

Hubby: Call Ambulance, I m having a heart attack.
Wife: Okay, Give me your mobile password.
Hubby: Its okay, I m good.

Nov,4 2015
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Kya Kiya Ladki Ne Jab Uska Ek Ladke Ne Picha Kiya

A girl comes late to class.
Teacher: Why r u late?
Girl: 1 boy was following me.
Teacher: So what?
Girl: The boy was walking very slowly.

Nov,3 2015
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22 December

Ladka: shadi ke liye kaon se date rahe?
Ladki: Hichkichate hue, 22 December.
Laka:?
Ladki sharmate hue: suna hai saal ki sabse lambi raat hote hai.

Oct,29 2015
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Yaad Aaj Bhi Hai

Kisi kee yaad dil mein aaj bhi hain,
Bhool gaye wo magar pyaar aaj bhi hain,
Hm khush rehne ka dawa to krte h magar,
Unki yaad mein behte aansu aaj bhi hain!

Oct,27 2015
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Kutta Kaatega

Loha Lohe Ko Kaat'ta Hai,
Hira Hire Ko Kaat'ta Hai,
Aap ko Bhi Ek Din Kutta Kaatega,
Qki..
Kutta kisi ko b Kaat Sakta he.
B positive yaar.

Oct,27 2015
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Gunah

Ek mandir ki dewar pay likha tha: Agar ap gunah kar ke thak chuke hain to ander aaiye. Neeche lipistick se likha hua tha : Agar nahi thake hain to samne wale ghar main aaiye.

Oct,24 2015
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Brazil Or London

Studnt: Mam, jab Hindustan ko Hind Pakistan ko Pak Australia ko Aus kahte H to Brazil Or London ko kya kahege?
Techer: Tu apna kam kar haramkhor.

Oct,21 2015
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1st Date

Santa apni grlfrnd k saath 1st date pe : Ye meri pehli date hai darling agr koi galti ya kami reh jaye toh chhota bhai samajh k maaf kr dena.

Oct,17 2015
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Sharab Police

Sharaabi Doctor se: Aaap meri sharab chhudwa sakte ho kya?
Doctor: Haan kyun nahi.
Sharab: To police ne meri 20 botal pakdi hai please chhudwa do.

Oct,11 2015
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Ladki Waale

Santa: Kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai.
Banta To isme prob kya hai?
Santa: Pata nhi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nhi.

Oct,9 2015
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Lifafa

Suhagrat Ko Pati Ne Puchha: Tumne Shaadi Se Pehle Kitni Baar SEX Kiya Hai?
Wife Ne 1 Lifafa Diya Jisme,
Chawal K Kuch Daaney Aur 200 Rs The.
Pati: Ye Kya?
Wife: Main Jab Bhi SEX Karti Thi To 1 Chawal Isme Daal Deti Thi.
Pati (Daaney Gin K): Bus 7 Baar?
Aur Ye 200 Rs Kyun?
Wife: 4 Kilo Chawal Beche The Ye Uske Paise Hain.

Oct,7 2015
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Car K Neeche

Ek kutta ek car k neeche baitha tha.
Santa aaya aur usk pooch kheechta hua bola: Nikal saale bhootni k.
Bada aaya mechanical engineer.

Sep,30 2015
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Nature

Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better.

Sep,28 2015
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Exception

Whatever you are thinking of right now is not an exception. Put down your phone.

Sep,28 2015
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छूमंतर

मत शिक्षा दो इन बच्चों को चांद-सितारे छूने की।
चांद- सितारे छूने वाले छूमंतर हो जाएंगे।
अगर दे सको, शिक्षा दो तुम इन्हें चरण छू लेने की,
जो मिट्टी से जुङे रहेंगे, रिश्ते वही निभाएंगे।

Sep,28 2015
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Darr Ki Wajah

Rajnikanth Ek Murgi Ko Dhamkaate Hue.
Rajnikanth: Oye Murgi, Tujhe 2 Ande Dene Ke Liye Kaha Tha To Tune Ek Kyun Diya?
Tujhe Mujh Se Darr Nahi Lagta Kya?
Murgi Rote Hue: Sir Ji, Darr Ki Wajah Se Hi To Ek Nikaal Diya, Main To Murga Hun.

Sep,17 2015
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अंगूठेपररखना

अंगूठेपररखना - परवाहनकरना

Sep,14 2015
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Sanchi

Ente sanchi, chanthayil thaicha sanchi.

Sep,14 2015
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Kidney

Asli Boyfriend wahi hai jo,
Valentines Day par apni kidney bech kar Gf ko iphone 6+ dilaye aur fir ye bhi puche.
Baby aur kuch chahiye ?
Abhi ek kidney baaki hai.

Sep,10 2015
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Shaadi

Santa: Hipnotis kya hota hai?
Banta: Kisiko apne control mai kar ke apne marji ka kaam karwana.
Santa: Chal jhute use to shaadi kehte hai.

Sep,10 2015
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समाज के लिये

हमारे जीवन का उस दिन अंत होना शुरू हो जाता है,
जिस दिन हम उन मुद्दों के बारे में चुप हो जाते हैं जो आम समाज के लिये मायने रखते हैं.

Sep,9 2015
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Palko Pe

Hasaata He Mujko Or Fir Rula B Deta He,
Kar K Wo MujSe Wade Aksr Bhula Bhi Deta He,
Ajab Mizaj He UsKa Pyar ka andaz,
kabhi palko pe bithata He,
Kabhi Nazro Se Gira Bhi Deta Hai.

Sep,9 2015
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Chintu Pintu

Sep,8 2015
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Nazar Na Lage

Tumhe dil main basaye rakhta hoon.
Aur duniya ko bhoolaye rakhta hoon.
Tumhe meri nazar na lag jaye,
Iss liye nazarein jukaye rakhta hoon.

Sep,7 2015
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Sleeping Shoes

Q: What always goes 2 sleeps wearing its shoes?
Ans: Horse.

Sep,4 2015
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Fun With Notepad

You can use Notepad to create everything from personalized logs to harmless viruses that are incredibly annoying. Go see this post to know just how useful Notepad is.

Sep,4 2015
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Egg White

Use Egg White, Tomato and Curd to get fairy glow in your face. Egg White and Curd will act as cleanser to your face and Tomato will remove the dust. Please try this at Night.

Sep,4 2015
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वॉट्सएप चार्जर

पति: क्या बात है. आज घर बड़ा साफ है,
क्या वॉट्सएप बंद है तुम्हारा?
पत्नी: नहीं वह तो चार्जर नहीं मिल रहा था तो,
ढूंढ़ने के चक्कर में सफाई हो गई.

Sep,2 2015
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Apna Sansar

Woh dil de hum jaan de aur ho jaye apna pyar,
Woh muskan de hum hasi de aur saj jaye apna sansar,
Woh sapne sajaye hum haquikat banaye aur pyar ki ude leher,
Aur ye pyar badta rahe har shaam har seher.

Aug,28 2015
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Cup Your Breasts

All guys love watching a girl play with her breasts. As you bounce off him, cup your breasts with your hands and move them against the sides of your body.

Aug,20 2015
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Something Small

What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe through something so small?

Aug,19 2015
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Magic Number

One of the largest studies into diet and cancer the Europe wide EPIC study found that eating just one extra portion of fruit and vegetables a day could cut your risk of dying early from any cause by 20 per cent.

Aug,19 2015
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सताऊ तुझको

जितना जलाया है तुमने प्यार में मुझको,
दिल तो करता है की मै भी जलाऊ तुझको,
अजनबी होता तो ऐसा भी कर लेता शायद ,
मगर तू तो अपना है कैसे सताऊ तुझको.

Aug,19 2015
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Rakshabandhan

Boy1: Bhai wo dekh aajkal mujhse acche se baat kar rahi hai
Boy2: Pagal block kar Rakshabandhan aane wala hai

Aug,18 2015
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Shane Warne

That Ajit Agarkar is just 5 wickets behind Shane Warne in ODI wickets
And he has played 3 matches lesser than Shane Warne!

Aug,18 2015
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Funny Student

Aug,11 2015
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Funny Vyapam Scam

Aug,10 2015
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His Thoughts

A man is but the product of his thoughts what he thinks, he becomes.
A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of  history.
Always aim at complete harmony of thought and word and deed. Always aim at purifying your  thoughts and everything will be well.
 An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind.

Aug,6 2015
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positive manner

Answer:  Always answer in a positive manner regarding reason. Never talk negatively or badly about your previous organization. If you do, you will cut a sorry figure. Give suitable reasons for leaving last job.
 Where do you see yourself five years from now?
Answer: Don’t be too specific. Make assure interviewer that you wanna make a long-term commitment with the organisation and this is the exact position you are looking for.

Aug,5 2015
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MOTI Alfazo Me

Kash mai aisi ghaja likhu teri yaad me,
Tera AKSH samaya ho har ALFAZ me,
Tere liye aise MOTI sajaau Alfazo me,
Jiska na zikar ho kisi kitab me.

Aug,5 2015
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Do Behenein

Sadhu: Bachcha teri biwi ko chuddail chipak gayee hai Upaaye karvaao.
Banta: Upayaye? Baba, agar do behenein gale mil rahi hain to is mein harz hi kya hai?

Aug,5 2015
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Banta Angrezi Main

Santa: Yaar banta I am going ka matlab kya hota hai?
Banta: Main ja raha hoon.
Santa: Abe aise kaise jaayega saala 20 log se puchh chuka hun, sab chale gaye answer bata ke jaa.

Aug,5 2015
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