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Pyar wo hain jisme sachai sath ho
Saathi ki har baat ka ehsaas ho
Uski har ada par naaz ho
Dur rehkar bhi pass hone ka ehsaas ho.
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what s Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
What s Oxford?
Santa: Simple, Bail Gaadi. Ha ha
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Hum jeete EK bar hai, Marte EK bar hai, Pyar EK bar hota hai
Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai.
tO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUN ?
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Kyo mere Dil ko Tune Jalayaa?
Sharam na aai Tujhe Be-raheem,
Aakar Dekh ja Kabhi Fursaad me
Kitne kiye hai Tune Mujh pe Sitaam.
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Dil ki udasiyun ko mitaya na ja saka.
Ek teri yaad thi k bhulaya na ja saka.
Hum ne ki lakh koshish, hazaron kiye jatan.
Palkon pe ansoon ko bithaya na ja saka
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The first toilet ever seen on television was on Leave It To Beaver
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Lady in bus
Lady in bus: aapka kuchh touch ho raha hai.
Man: Oh, wo meri salary hai pocket mein.
Lady: OYE! TERI SALARY 5 MINUTES MEIN 3 GUNA BADH GAYEE?
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Jagmag Thali Sajao.
Mangal Deepo ko Jalao
Apne Gharo aur Dilo main Asha ki Kiran Jagao
Khushali aur Samridhi se bhara ho apka jeevan
Isi Kamna ke Saath Shubh Deepawali.
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Gangnam Style is the result of Rajinikanth once practising horse
riding for a shot in the movie, without a horse
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Doctor: aap dariye mat. main hoo na.
Patient: wahi mera sabse bada dar hai doctor
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Kitne Majboor Hain Hum..
Pyar Ke Hathon,
Na Tujhe Pane Ki Oukaat,
Na Tujhe Khone Ka Hosla…
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Roka unhe bahut baar
Ab nahi rokenge hum
Thokar kha chuke har baar
Ab thak se gaye hai hum.
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Teacher:Bahut tez barish ho rahi hai
Iske aage ka sentence btao.
Student: Ab light Nahi Aaegi.
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IF you broke heart any one.
One day your own heart will broke some one.
Than you know the pain of broke heart.
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Every Heart Has A Pain
Only The Way Of Expression Is Different
Some hide It In Eyes
While Some hide In their smile.
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Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command.
Husband: Exactly darling
its a computer not a Husband.
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एक औरत कोमा में चली गई.
पति मुर्दा समझ कर जलाने चला.
रास्ते में अर्थी खंभे से टकराने से औरत को होश आ गया.
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Dhadkan Dil Ki Ruk Jati Hai
Sanse Aksar Tham Jati Hai
Bahut Buri Halat Hoti Hai Yaaro
Jab GF Se Shaadi Karne Ki Naubat Aati Hai
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The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.
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MUNNA BHAI :
Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT :
Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI :
Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT :
Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh
Baelgaadi.
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An ounce of patience is worth more than a tonne of preaching.
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From the very beginning of the interview, your interviewer is giving you information, either directly or indirectly. If you are not hearing it, you are missing a major opportunity. Good communication skills include listening and letting the person know you heard what was said. Observe your interviewer, and match that style and pace.
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Hasrat hain sirf tumhey paaney ki,
Aur koi khawahish nahi is deewane ki,
Shikwa mujhe tumse nahi khuda se hai,
Kya zarurat thi tumhe itna khubsurat bnane ki
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Hume waqt aur teacher dono sikhaate hain, Par Waqt or Teacher me sirf itna sa farq hai, Teacher sikhaa ke imtihaan leta hain, Aur Waqt imtihaan lekar sikhaata hain.
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Hum bhula na sake aaj bhi apne pehle pyar ko,
Na jaane kya baat thi us pyaar mein aisi,
Ek dabi khwahish thi jo aana saki labon tak,
Phir bhi sapne mein kyun aa gaye tum aaj bhi ..
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Tried to loose weight…….But it keeps finding me.
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The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude
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One night a boy asked his girlfriend:
“Darling r u free tonight”
His girlfriend shouted & replied:
“Have I ever charged u before?”
Gud Ni8
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A peach is a peach.
a plum is a plum.
a kiss is not a kiss unless its with tongues.
so open ur mouth & close ur eyes
& give ur tongue some exercise.
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If U delete this message thats bcoz u love me. .. If u save it thats bcoz u desire me .. & if u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me. So what u gonna do with It?
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I did it bcoz i can, i can bcoz i want 2, i want 2 bcoz u said i cudn’t.
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Aata nahi tha humein ikraar karna,
Na jane kaise seekh gaye PYAR karna.
Rukte naa the do pal kabhi kisi ke liye.
Naa jane kaise seekh gaye intezaar karna.
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They say we learn from our mistakes; so I m making as many as possible!!!
Soon I will be a genius :D
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संभव हो तो अपनी बहन से उसकी दोस्ती करा दें ताकि आपको उनसे और टच में रहने का मौका मिलेगा
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पहले तो जाकर इंट्रोडक्शन की औपचारिकता पूरी करें।
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Ek aadmi ne sabse jyada blood donate karke record banaya.
Blood bank walo ne uski wife ka shukriya Kuch aise kiya.
Thank u
*Aapne nahi piya tabhi to hamne liya
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Mandir mein jute utaarte waqt aur
Kisi ko Miss-call marte waqt.
Bas ek hi dar rehta hai..
Koi utha na le..!!
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Agar manjil ko pana hai to himmat sath rakhna..
Agar pyar ko pana hai to aitbar sath me rakhna..
Agar hamesha hasna hai to??
BARUSH aur PASTE sath mein rakhna!!
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Maine tere ko yaad kiya, abhi k abhi..
Aur mera Sms bhi aya, abhi ke abhi..
Mai tujhe yaad karu to tera Sms jarur aana chahiye, abhi ke abhi..
Kyuki kuch bhi karne ka lekin mera ego hurt nai karneka..
Aali re aali, aata tuji bari aali..
Agar tera mSg nai aya to…. Majhi Satkel..!!
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Hum karte hai tumse pyar,
Aaj karte hai pyar ka ikraar.
Jante hai tum bhi hamare liye bane ho,
Tumne jitna pyar kiya utna kisi ne kiya na tha,
Jitna tumne khabon mein sataya ,
Utna tang kisi ne kiya na tha,
Hai majburiyan tumhari hai majburiya hamhari,
Bas kehna hai aaj itna tumse,
Kabhi kam na hogi dil se mohabbat tumhari.
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Think of love as a card game:
first, get rid of the jokers,
throw away the hearts,
keep the diamonds…
then try to get calls a romance
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I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.
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I can resist anything but temptation.
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2 Dost salo baad mile.
Pata chala dono ki shadi ho gai hai.
Sonu: Kaisi hai teri biwi.
Monu: Swarg ki apsra hai,
Aur teri
Sonu: Meri to abhi jinda hai!!
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A person who never smoked,
Never drunk,
No affairs,
No Girlfriend,
No flirting.
When he died.
LIC refused claim bcoz..
JO JIYA HI NAHI WO MARA KAISE?
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Kab Dil Uski Yaad Me Chur Nahi Hota,
Kab Use Milne Ko Dil Majbur Nahi Hota,
Ye Saach Hai Zindagi Me Dil Uska Tutata Hai,
Jiska Koi KASOOR Nahi Hota..
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Zindagi Rahe Na Rahe Dosti Rahegi,
Paas Rahe Na Rahe Yaadein Rahegi,
Apni Zindagi Mein Hamesha Haste Rehna,
Kyunki Aapki Haasi Me Ek Muskaan Meri Rahegi..
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