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Kitna Gehra Pyaar Karte Hai Hum Unse,
Kash Unko Bhi Kabhi Ehsaas Ho Jaye,
Par Aisa Na Ho Ki Wo Hosh Me Tab Aaye,
Jab Hum Gehri Neend Mein So Jaye..
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Dil Ki Khwahish Ko Naam Kya Du,
Pyaar Ka Unhe Paigaam Kya Du,
Is Dil Me Dard Nahi Magar Yadein Hai Unki,
Ab Yadein Hi Mujhe Dard De To Unhe Ilzaam Kyadu..
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We may not be in touch with each other always, but I always have you in my prayers and wish for you all the very best in your life.
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Genuine success comes only to those who are ready for it.so never step back and always have courage to accept new challenges.wishing you a very happy new year.
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This New Year my wish for you is to dream big, but be satisfied with the simple blessings that life has gifted you with; to make mighty plans for the future, but never to ignore the little joyous moments of the present.
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May this New Year be a special one for you and your family instead of just being a chronological change of date and time.
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Just as you make each of special for the people around you, I wish that the New Year turns out to be a very special one for you filling each day with peak of health, abundance of happiness and sunshine, bountiful luxury and prosperity and Zen like serenity.
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Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,
Lets cherish each moment it beholds,
Lets celebrate this blissful new year.
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Luck is not in ur hands But decision is in ur hands Ur decision can make luck But luck cannot make ur decision so always trust urself. Happy Ney Year 2015.
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It's time to unfold new pages and start a new chapter in your life because its new year.
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May this new year all your endeavors bear their fruits and fill your life with their sweetness.
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This new year take a new plunge into the ocean of hope and optimism and free yourself from all your grudges, sadness. Cheers to 2015.
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May god bless you with a loving soul this new year eve, May every eve kisses her Adam, and every Adam meets his eve.
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Wish You a Great, Prosperous, Blissful, Healthy, Bright, Delightful, Energetic and Extremely Happy, HAPPY NEW YEAR 2015.
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Let's have party coz it's New Year time. Celebrate Happy New Year 2015 with me all the night, so that we can end the year together and start the new year together.
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Iss Naye Saal mein...
Jo tu chahe woh tera ho,
Har din khubsoorat aur ratain roshan ho,
Kamiyabi chumte rahe tere kadam hamesha yaar,
Naya Saal Mubarak ho tuje mere Yaar.
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भूल जाओ बीते हुए कल को
दिल में बसलो आने वाले कल को.
मुस्कुराओ चाहे जो बी हो पल
खुसिया लेकर आयेगा आने वाला कल ।
२०१५ नए साल कि शुभकामनाये ।
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Dino din aapki khushiya hoti jaye Double
Zindagi se aapki door ho jaye sari Trouble
Khuda rakhe aapko sada smart aur fito fit
Dhoom 3 ki tarh new year ho Super-Duper Hit
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Umeed hain naya saal nayi khusiya layega
Nayi chahto, nahi umeedo ko jagate rahiye
Parayapan aksar rishto ko todh deta hain
Jo Dil kaa saaf ho usko apnaate rahiye
Es new year me meri bas yahi dua hain
Aap khil khilakar haste muskurate rahiye
Happy & Prosperous New Year
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Chalo dushman se mulakaat kare
Naya saal aaya hai nayi baat kare
Majhab k naam pe kyu danga-fasaad ?
Yahi sawalaat aaj har shaks se kare
Na rahe koyi bhi bhuka pyasa,
Milkar jamane k aise halaat kare
Jo kare atyachaar begunaho par,
Dundkar unko chalo hawalaat kare
Gujarish h jamane se roz yahi ,
Mulk mein aman ki barsaat kare
Wish You A Happy New Year
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Aarambh Ka Ant Ho Jana Naya Saal Hai … !
Ginti Ka number Badal Jana Naya Saal Hai … !
Vartmaan Ka Etihaas Ban Jana Naya Saal Hai … !
Udye hote huye Suraj Ka Dhal Jana Naya Saal Hai … !
Khil Ke Phool Ka Daal Se Utar Jana Naya Saal Hai … !
De K Janam Maa Ka Aanchal Mamta Se Bhar Jana Naya Saal H
Ek Dard Bhool Kar Sukh Ko Pehchan Jana Naya Saal H
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Zindagi ho jaye suhani, naye saal mein
Baat ho dil ki zubaani, naye saal mein
Har din haseen aur, raate roshan ho
Kushiyo ki ho rawani, naye saal mein
Har kisi ke dil mein ho, sabke liye pyar
Puri ho adhuri kahani, naye saal mein
Karte hai hum ye dua, sir ko jhukakar
Mile garib ko roti aur paani, naye saal me
Purana saal ho raha hai, sabse door
Khatm ho nafrato ki kahani, naye saal me
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Es naye saal me khusiyo ki barsate ho
Pyar k din aur mohabbat bhari raate ho
Ranjishe nafrate mit jaye sada ke liye
Sabhi ke dilo mein aisi chahtein ho
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जाने अनजाने में अगर 2014 में
मुझ से आपका दिल दुखा हो ……!!
या
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आप दुखी हुए हो तो उस के लिए 2015 में भी तैयार रहना
क्यों के…!!
सिर्फ कलेंडर बदला है हम नही !!
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Why did Rajnikanth fall sick and went to Singapore?
Bcoz he's the brand ambassador of Singapore Medical Tourism.
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Ek Sardar apni khoobsurat biwi ke saath car mein baith ke honeymoon par ja raha tha. Driver ne sheesha set kiya. Sardar gusse mein bola: Meri biwi ko dekhta hai, chal piche baith, car mein chalaunga.
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Kitna pyar hai tumse ye jan lo,
Tum hi zindagi ho meri
Is baat ko maan lo….
Tumhe dene ko mere paas
Kuchh bhi nahi….
Bas ek jaan hai,
Jab ji chahe maang lo……!!
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Ek Baat Batao Aisi Kaunsi Cheez Hai Jiske Phatne Pe Aawaz Nahi Hoti
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DoodhHamesha Non Veg Mat Socho!!
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“PATNI” AUR “BHOOT” Bilkul Same Hote Hain,
Kaise?
Dar Dono Se Lagta Hai Par Aap Kar Kuch Nahi Sakte
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Ek Ladki Ne Apni Saheli Se Apne Mangetar Ko Milaya, Aur Baad Main saheli Boli- Ladka To Thik Hai. Lekin Jab Hansta Hain TO Ubad Khabad Daant Bade Bure Lagta Hain.
Ladki: Chinta Mat Karo Shaadi Ke Baad Main Hansne Ka Mauka Hi Nahi Doongi.
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Kisi Aadmi Se Ye Poocha Jaana Ki Wah Love marriage Karna Pasand Karega ya arrange Marriage, Is Statement Ka Synonym Ho Sakta Hai, Ki wah Khudkhusi Karna Pasand karega Ya Fir Katl Hona..
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Jay: Mausi Ladka Engineer Hai,
Mausi: Fir To Ladka Berojgaar Hoga,
Jaya: Haan Mausi Btech Karne Ke Baad Kahan Koi Acchi Naukri Lagti Hai,
Mausi: Btech Bhi Kiya Hai??
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Pappu: Petrol Ki Badhti Price Ko Dekh Kar, Papa Main Jab Bada Hounga Tab Aisi Gaadi Banaunga Jo Toilate Se Chale.
Funny Papa: Chinta Mat Kar Beta, Tab Tak To Toilate Ki Rates Bhi Badh jaayegi.
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Pappu 36 Run Banane Ke Baad Pavilion Ki Taraf Bat Dikha Raha Tha
Chintu: 50 Nahi Hue, Bat Kyun Dikha Raha Hai
Pappu: 36 Number Ki Keemat Tu Kya Jaane Chintu Babu, Mujhe To Exam Main Itne Hi Chaiye Hote Hain.
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Funny Pappu: papa Frustration Aur Irritation Kya Hota Hai.Koi Udaharan Do??
Papa Ne Phone Lagaya Aur Kaha Pintu Hai Kya, Phone Recieve Karne Waale Ne Wrong Number Bolkar Kaat Diya.
Papa Ne Fir Phone Lagaya To Phone Uthane Waala Chillane Lag Gaya,
Tab Papa Ne Pappu Ko Kaha Beta Ye Irritation Hoti Hai.
Phir Third Baar Usi Number Par Laga Tab Utane waale Ne Frustrate Hokar Kaha, “Main Pintu Bol Raha Hoon”
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Kitna Gehra Pyaar Karte Hai Hum Unse, Kash Unko Bhi Kabhi Ehsaas Ho Jaye, Par Aisa Na Ho Ki Wo Hosh Me Tab Aaye, Jab Hum Gehri Neend Mein So Jaye..
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Dard Ki Bazaar Bhari Padi He, Wo Cheez Na Lo Jo Ander Se Jali Padi He, Wafaa Ki Talaash Chhod Do Nadaan, Ye Duniya Bewafaai Se Bhari Padi He..
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Ab To Hasne Ka Armaan Hi Rula Deta Hai, Jo Bhi Milta Hai Dil Ko Dukha Deta Hai, Waise B Aisa Kya He Mujh Mein Jo Yaad Kare Duniya, Waqt Achcho Achcho Ko Bhula Deta Hai..
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Bheed Me Thi Na Ro Saki Hogi, Magar Yakin He Subah Tak Na So Saki Hogi, Wo Shakhs Jise Samajne Me Mujhe Umar Lagi, Bichhad Ke Mujhse Kisiki Na Ho Saki Hogi..
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Humara Tumpe Koi Haq To Nahi Hai Phir Bhi Ye Kehte Hein. Hamari ZINDAGI Tum Manglo Magar Udaas Mat Raha Karo..
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Jiss Paal mein Toot Jatey Hai Sapney, Us Paal mein Hi Ruth Jatey Hai Apney, Humein Kisi ko Mananaa Nahi Ata, Shayad Tabhi To Humse Ruth Jatey Hai Apney...
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Bahut hi udas hai koi Shakhs Tere jane se, Ho sake to Lout ke aja koi Bahane se, Bhale Tu Lakh khafaa Ho par ek bar to dekh le, Koi Bikhar gaya hai Tere Rooth jane se..
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Khwaab na khabhi tute, kabhi dil bhi na tute, Aap bhi kabhi hamse na ruthe, Humari Baat or saath na chhute, Par abhi Hamare beech ka ye faslaa to tute..
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Teacher: Engineering Collage Se Tum Kya Samajhte Ho.
Pappu: Jab 12th Main acche Marks Aane Par Punishment Milta Hai, To Engineering Collage Main Jaana Padta hai.
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Wife Ne Ek Sign Board Dekha:
Banarsi Saree 10/-
Nylon 8/-
Cotton 5/-
Wife Khush Hoke Apne Husband Se: Mujhe Rs. 500 Do, Me 50 Saree Kharidungi.
Husband: Birbal Ki Maa, Istri Ki Dukan Hai Woh..
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Wife: Agar Me Marr Jau To Tum Kya Karoge?
Husband: Shayad Me Bhi Marr Jaunga.
Wife: Kyon?
Husband: Kabhi Kabhi Zyada Kushi Janleva Hoti Hai..
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If U Look at the sky tonight &
Notice that d brightest star is missing,
I swear I have no idea..
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How the Hell I fell from sky,
But I am OK, Don’t Worry..!
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Aansu Aa Jate He Aankho Me,
Par Hotho Pe Hasi Laani Padti Hai,
Ye Mohabbat Bhi Kya Chiz He Yaaro,
Ek Se Karte He Or Hazaro Se Chhupani Padti Hai..
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I Love You
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