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Itne saal hue Daya ki Koi Girlfriend nahi hai
Itne saal hue Daya ki Koi Girlfriend nahi hai
ACP: Abhijeet pata lagao ye Daya kahin Gay toh nahi hai
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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
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Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?"
circuit:"simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho,
ager bhaga to bakra
aur ager bhagi to bakri.
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Chitiya Bike pe Ghum rahi thi
hathi ne lift mangi..
Itne me 1 chiti boli
Soch lo varna tumari maa kahegi
Aawara ladkiyo ke saath ghum raha tha
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Hum woh nahi jo tumhe gum me chod denge.
hum woh nahi jo tujhse naata tod denge.
hum to tere wo dost hai jo saanse.
ruk jaye to apni saanse jorh denge..
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Sunny: Papa, aaj se school mein ek period Sex Education ka bhi shuru ho gaya hai.
Papa: Good! Lekin tum Lulli kyon hila rahe ho?
Sunny: Madam ne homework diya hai.
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Dil Mein Ho Aap To Koi Aur Khaas Kaise Hoga,
Yaadon Mein Aapke Siva Koi Pass Kaise Hoga,
Hichkiyan Kehti Hain Aap Yaad Karte Ho,
Par Bologe Nahi To Humein Ehsas Kaise Hoga.
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Tu chand aur main sitara hota,
Aasmaan mein ek aashiyana humara hota,
Log tumhe door se dekhte,
Nazdik se dekhne ka hak bas humara hota.
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Try to be confident and always remember girls are also a human being like you, so don’t be afraid. Start with smile because this is shortest way to approach as well as starting way to flirt.
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Pota : Dada ji yeh C00ND0M kya hota hai? Dada : Chal bhaag nalayak kahin ka mujhe nahi pata.
Pota : Main janata tha. Aapko pata hota to aaj jayadaad ke 14 tukde nahi hote.
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Contributing to entropy since 1994
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CGPA available for adoption… can’t raise it myself
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Son: Dad, if you saw a 10 note and a 5 note on the floor which will you take?
Dad: The 10 of course!
Son: Thats so STUPID! Why not take both?
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Being unwanted, unloved, uncared for, forgotten by everybody, I think that is a much greater hunger, a much greater poverty than the person who has nothing to eat.
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Conscience doth make cowards of us all.
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6 Feet girl to her boss: I am being sexually harassed.
Boss: how?
Girl: This guy comes in every morning and says ur hair smells great.
Boss: Whats da problem in dat?
Girl: He is 3 feet tall
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Interview Tips for fresher. Basic tips to help you ace the Interview and get the job
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These two met while filming Camp Rock for the Disney Channel together in 2007. Demi confirmed their relationship in.
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Kutte Bhonkte Hai Apne Zinda Hone Ka
Ehsas Dilane Ke Liye.Magar
Jungle Ka Sannata
Sher Ki Moujudagi Byan Karta Hai.
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Trust because you are willing to accept the risk, not because it's safe or certain. -Anonymous
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Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out. -John Wooden
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Mohhobat ke rasto pe sirf dard milega,
Wah wah
Mohabbat ke rasto pe sirf dard milega.
Unnhi rastho pe BAR kholo.. bahut chalega.
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This one is ultimate
A girl says to her boyfriend:One kiss and I will be yours forever.
The guy says thanks for the warning.
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Kapil: Agar Bhagwan tumhari ek ichchha poori kare, to woh kya hogi?
Sumona: Ki aap aur main 7 janam saath rahein aur aap kya mangoge?
Kapil: Yeh mera satwa janam ho!!
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Teacher: Where is the CAPITAL of INDIA ?
Student: In Swiss Banks.
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Doctor to Female:
Kya aap delivery ke time.
bachche ke pita ko apne paas dekhna chahogi?Female: Nahi unhe mere pati pasand nahi karte.
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Banane Wale Ne Bhi Tujhe
Kisi Karan Se Banaya Hoga
Choda Hoga Jab Zameen Par Tujhe
Uske Seene Mein Bhi Dard To Aaya Hoga.
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A lady gave a crumpled Note of Rs. 500 to a shopkeeper.
Shopkeeper said: Mam did you keep this Rs. 500 Note in your Bra?
Lady: Yes but how do u know?
Shopkeeper: Because Gandhiji’s mouth is open.
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“Take care of this moment.”
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And be gracious if she’s fashionably late. (She probably just doesn’t want to show up before you get there.)
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My Mom and I have had a rocky past and I had left the house at the age of 14. There were a lot of mixed feelings between us. I will always love my Mom, but the anger that I felt kept us a part for 3 years. At 18 I had my daughter, and I really wanted my Mom to be in her life. So I called her days before my daughter was born, and told her I would love her to be there. She was ecstatic. We talked for a long time and I told her that I didn’t want to fight anymore. I apologized for the trouble I caused as a teenager, and our relationship slowly started to come together. We still have our differences but I learned that discussing my problems with her, instead of arguing, makes a big difference. Forgiving my Mom and letting go of the past has taken a lot of stress out of my life. I wish I would have done it 5 years earlier.
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There was a farmer who sold a pound of butter to the baker.
One day the baker decided to weigh the butter to see if he was getting a pound and he found that he was not.
This angered him and he took the farmer to court. The judge asked the farmer if he was using any measure.
The farmer replied, amour Honor, I am primitive. I don't have a proper measure, but I do have a scale." The judge asked, "Then how do you weigh the butter?"
The farmer replied "Your Honor, long before the baker started buying butter from me, I have been buying a pound loaf of bread from him.
Every day when the baker brings the bread, I put it on the scale and give him the same weight in butter. If anyone is to be blamed, it is the baker."
What is the moral of the story? We get back in life what we give to others.
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The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds
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Mein Tod Leta Agar Tum Gulab Hoti,
Main Jawab Banta Agar Tum Sawal Hoti,
Sabhi Jante Hai Ki Mein Nasha Nahi Karta,
Fir Bhi Pee Lete Agar Tum Sharaab Hoti.
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The devils challenged
the angels to a game of cricket.
We have got all the cricketers, said the Angels.
Devils:No problem,
we have got all the umpires.
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Ladkiyo ka real fact: pehle to ladke se kehti hai,
tum mujhe pasnd karte ho na..
Ladka: Nahi to..
Ladki: Me sab janti hu..
Ladka: Pata hai ek ladki mujhe acchi lagti hai..
Ladki: Wo main hi hu na such bolo..
Moral: Ladke kabhi purpose karte nai ladkiyan karwati hai.
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Pyar wo hain jisme sachai sath ho,
Saathi ki har baat ka ehsaas ho,
Uski har ada par naaz ho,
Dur rehkar bhi pass hone ka ehsaas ho.
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Ladka Ladki dekhne gaya…
Unko baat karne ke liye akele baitha diya gaya!
Ladki darte darte: Bhaiya aap kitne bhai behen ho?
Ladka: Abhi tak 3 the, ab 4 ho gaye
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Rangeen ho tum Rango se zyada,
Mehkte ho tum Phulo se zyada,
Smart ho tum Mujhse zyada Agar ye sochte ho tum to.
‘Bewkoof ‘ ho tum had se zyada
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Sweetest kiss- On the head.
Loveliest kiss- On cheeks!
Most romantic kiss- On the lips!
N the hottest kiss?
On d bike’s silencer. GM
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Love is sweet poison: .. Do not consume without your beloveds advise .. and keep out of reach of children .. and keep it in cool and dark place.
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Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I’ll take over.
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Love is cute when it’s new, but love is most beautiful when it lasts.
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Patni (santa se) pahle kyu nahi btaya ki…
tumhari pahli shadi rani se ho rakhi hai.
Santa: maine kha to tha ki…
shadi ke bad tumhai rani ki tarh rakunga
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Tiger & his baby resting under the tree.
Suddenly a deer passes very fast.
Baby asked
What was that?
Tiger smiled & said:
FAST FOOD
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Whats live ? Live is love.
Whats love ? Love is kissing.
Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you
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Ek dukhi girlfriend ne, Apne boyfrnd ke liye Shayari likhi…
Phoolo ka raja Baharo ka shahzada Phoolo ka raja baharo ka shahzada . .
Dil todh kar chala gaya.. KUTTA KAMINA HARAMZADA -
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Kash sab log ek jaise hote
Ek hum hai jo msg nahi apna dil bhejte hai,
aur
Ek aap ho jo dil rakhne ke liye bhi msg nahi bhejte!
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