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Saara Chhod Diya

Waiter:Apne Samose Aur Pakodon Ko Andar Se Kha Liya,
Lekin Bahar Ka Saara Chhod Diya.
Aisa Kyon? Customer Kyonki Doctor Ne Kaha Hai,
Bahar Ka Khaana Mat Khao

Oct,26 2015
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लाजवाब संगीत!

प्रेमी प्रेमिका से, संगीत में इतनी शक्ति है कि पानी गरम हो सकता है।
प्रेमिका- तुम्हारा गाना सुन कर मेरा खून खौल सकता है, तो पानी क्यों नहीं?

Oct,26 2015
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गरम मसाला

एक आदमी लेडिस टॉयलेट मैं घुसा गया.
तो एक औरत बोली: ये महिलाओं के लिए है.
तब वो आदमी हँसा और,
अपनी पेंट की ज़िप खोलकर बोला: ये कोनसा गरम मसाला कूटने के लिए है,
ये भी तो महिलाओ के लिए ही है.

Oct,21 2015
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My Heart

During Sex Girl: Promise Me U Won't Break My Heart.
Boy: Nahi Re Pagli Itna Lamba Thodi Hai.

Oct,21 2015
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Hakikat

Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari,
2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya,
Qnki bank me likha tha.
Hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte hain.

Oct,16 2015
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Funny Joke

Oct,14 2015
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Relation

Kuch Meethe Pal Yaad Aate Hain,
Palko Par Aansu Chor Jate Hain,
Kal Koi Aur Mil Jaye Toh Hume Na Bhool Jana,
Friendship Ke Relation Zindagi Bhar Kaam Aate Hain.

Oct,14 2015
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ladki Ki Fitting

Tailor ladki ka Maap lete hue: Koi boyfriend hai?
Girl: Haan, Q?
Tailor: Usse bolna thode din left side pe zyada dhyaan de,
Fitting sahi baithegi.

Oct,13 2015
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Godaam

Sardar sex kr raha tha galti se peeche daal diya.
BIWI: O, G truck galat godaam me jaa raha hai.
SARDAR: Ab bata rahi hai jab Maal Utaar Diya.

Oct,13 2015
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Your Money

Q: What is the quickest way to double your money?
Ans: Fold it in half.

Oct,13 2015
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Lotion Bottle

Clean Out An Old Lotion Bottle Your Beach Bag And Put Your Phone, Money And Keys In It For Safer Keeping At The Beach.

Oct,13 2015
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Life Quotes

Oct,13 2015
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Funny Joke

Oct,13 2015
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Dhadkan

Tu Meri Dhadkan,
Main Teri Rooh,
Tu Agr Hain,
To Main Hoon.

Oct,13 2015
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Aagyakari

Ek aadmi bhagwaan se bola: India se USA tak pakki sadak banwa dijiye.
Bhagwan bole: Mushkil hai kuch aur maang lo.
Aadmi bola: To phir aap meri biwi ko samajhdaar aur aagyakari bana dijiye.
Bhagwan bole: sadak single banana hai ya double.

Oct,9 2015
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Aurat K Hath

Kehtay hain aurat k hath mein barkat hoti hai,
Bilkul sahi hai Q k agar us k hath mein 2 inch ki cheez pakra dein to,
6 inch ki kar deti hai.
Jaisay.
Chapaati.
Think positive yar.

Oct,7 2015
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Shabaab

Tumhare jaisa kahi bhi Dekha Shabaab nahi,
Tumhari Haseen Nazar ka bhi Jawab nahi,
Hoge is Duniya me Lakho Haseen,
Magar Tere jaisa koi bhi Lajawaab nahi.

Oct,6 2015
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Married

Ek Baar Ek Couple Park Mein Beithe Hote Hai.
Police Wala: Park Mein Aise Beithe Ho, Bacho Pe Kya Asar Padega?
Aadmi: Hum Dono Married Hai.
Police Wala: Toh Ghar Mein Ja Ker Betho Na.
Aadmi: Tab Isske Pati Pe Kya Asar Padega.

Oct,5 2015
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Artificial

A couple sees a hot girl.
Wife: So big, aren’t they?
Husband: Yes.
Wife: Are they artificial?
Husband: I think natural.
Wife: Earrings & Natural?
Total Silence.

Oct,5 2015
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Chahat

Kabhi Us Insan Ko Dard mat dena jo,
Tumhe dil se chahata ho.
Warna ek Din esa hoga.
Dil To hoga par koi chahne wala nahi hoga.

Oct,3 2015
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Mohabbat

Kitna bebas hain insaan kismat ke aage,
Har sapna tut jata hain hakikat ke aage,
Jisne kbhi duniya me haarna nahi sikha,
Wo bhi haar jata hain mohabbat ke aage.

Oct,3 2015
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Mad Girl

BF: Accident me pair toot gaya.
GF: Aaj ka din hi kharab hai,
Mera bhi naakhoon toot gaya,
Itni Mushkil se bada kiya tha?
Girls r Mad.

Oct,3 2015
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English

Boy and girl chatting on fb.
Boy: Hi.
Girl: How are you?
Boy: Mai theek hu Thanks.
Girl: Maine poochha how are you?
Boy: Maine kahaa to mai theek hu.
Girl: Ek to english nahi aati aur aa gaye fb pe chat karne maine poochha tum kaun ho?
Boy: Theek huu didi bas apna chhota bhai samjho.

Oct,3 2015
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ब्लूटूथ

एक अविवाहित लड़की को बच्चा हो गया।
पप्पू: ये कैसे हुआ?
लड़की: जानू कल रात को जब आपका नाईट फॉल हुआ था तब मेरी ब्लूटूथ ऑन रह गई थी।

Sep,19 2015
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Gujarish

Murda Ashiq Ki Gujarish,
Gaur Farmaiega Mat Nikalo Mera,
Janaja Us Bewfa Ki Gali Se,
Wrna Uska Bap Khega.
Kamina, Marte Marte Bhi,
1chakr Lga Gya?

Sep,17 2015
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खिचड़ी अलग पकाना

अपनी खिचड़ी अलग पकाना - सबसे अलग रहना 

Sep,14 2015
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Spilt Milk

Don’t cry over spilt milk.

Sep,14 2015
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Weary

Willie’s really weary.

Sep,14 2015
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तेरे गम को

तेरे गम को अपनी रूह में उतार लूँ.
जिन्दगी तेरी चाहत में सवार लूँ.
मुलाकात हो तुझ से कुछ इस तरह.
तमाम उमर बस इक मुलाकात में गुजार लूँ.

 

Sep,10 2015
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Apne Aasman Se

Apne Aasman Se Meri Zameen Dekh Lo
Tum Khwab Aaj Koyi Haseen Dekh Lo
Agar Aazmana Hain Aitbar Ko Mere Lo
Ek Juth Tum Bolo Or Mera Yakeen Dekh Lo

Sep,10 2015
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Boy

Sep,10 2015
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पेज नंबर 15

वकील: माई लार्ड, कानून की किताब के पेज नंबर 15 के मुताबिक मेरे मुवक्किल को बा इज्जत बरी किया जाये।
जज: किताब पेश की जाये।
किताब पेश की गयी, जज ने पेज नंबर 15 खोला तो उसमें 1000 के 10 नोट थे।
जज मुस्कुराते हुए बोला: बहुत खूब, इस तरह के 2 सबूत और पेश किये जाये।

Sep,10 2015
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Miss Call

Ek Hijda Bazar Se Guzar Raha Tha.
Achanak Uski Gand Mein Kisi Ne Ungli Dal Di, Aur Turant Hi Nikal Di.
Hijda: Haye Haye Ye Miss Call Kisne Maari.

Sep,10 2015
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तीन घंटे पहले

एक मिनट की देरी से आने से बेहतर है तीन घंटे पहले आ जाना
दूसरों से मदद की उम्मीद ही हर बुराई जड़ है
अच्छाई की प्रचुरता बुराई में बदल जाती है

 

Sep,9 2015
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मूर्खों की तरह लड़कर

हमें भाईयों की तरह मिलकर रहना सीखना पड़ेगा, वरना मूर्खों की तरह लड़कर सभी बर्बाद हो जाएंगे.

Sep,9 2015
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Whatsapp

She: Tu Whatsapp Pe Hai Kya?
Me: Nahi Sorry Main,
Whatsapp Pe Nahi Hu,
Whatsapp Mere Phone Me Hai.

Sep,9 2015
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Jaal

Naadan Hain Woh Log Jo Kehte Hai Ki Choot Per Baal Hein.
Naadan Hain Woh Log Jo Kehte Hai Ki Choot Per Baal Hein.
Arey.
Yeh Toh Laude Ko Fasane Ke Liye Bichhaya Huwa Jaal Hein.

Sep,9 2015
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Boy & Girl Dating

Sep,7 2015
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Papu Intelligent

Sep,2 2015
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Wild Life

If a Tiger attacks your mother in law & your wife at the same time, whom will you save?
Husband: Of course the tiger, very few are left now.
A msg from, Save the wild life.

Aug,31 2015
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Dil Ki Gahraai

Kisi bhi ladki ka dil gahraai se jeetne ke liye uske future or present ki planing aur isme aane wali problem ko solve karne ke liye apne ko use hazir karo.
pata hai ladki apni moral support ke liye bhi apna dil bahut gahrai se de deti hai.

Aug,31 2015
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Very Funny

Once rajnikanth kicked a dog and you know what happened.
The dog ran away,
Haha very funny na.

Aug,25 2015
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Zindagi Ka Lamha

Dil se roye magar honthon se muskara baithe
yuhi hum kisi se wafa nibha baithe
wo hume zindagi ka ek lamha bhi na de sake
Aur hum un par apni saari zindagi luta baithe.

Aug,24 2015
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Design Bana De

ASSIGNMENT copy karte time,
Oye Ye kya likha hai?
Jo word samajh aa raha haiwo likh,
jo nai aaraha uska aisa hi design bana de.

Aug,24 2015
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Natural Disasters

Boy: Can I Take Your Picture?
Girl: Well Of course, Why Not.
Boy Takes A Picture Then,
He Says: Thank You Very Much,
I Just Love To Collect The.
Images Of Natural Disasters.

Aug,22 2015
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Come To Me

If you like bad things about me on my back, come to me. I will tell you more.

Aug,18 2015
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Suhani Raat,

Ho Mubarak Apko ye Suhani Raat
Mile khwabo Me Bhi khud ka Saath, khule Jab Apki Aankhen To,
Dheron khushiya Ho Apke sath. GooD Night

Aug,18 2015
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Girl Ki Sharam

Feri Wala: Chaddi Lelo, Bra Lelo.
Girl: Tumhey Sharam Nahi Kya, Gandey Shabd Bol Rahey Ho, Koi Dusrey Naam Se Bolo.
Feriwala: Gand K Khol Lelo, Chuchi K Khol Lelo.

Aug,18 2015
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Gurda Fail

Santa Ko Health Se Related Kuch Problem Thi To Vo Ek Doctor Ke Pass Gaya.
Checkup Karne Ke Baad Doctor Santa Ko Bola.
Doctor: Aapka Ek Gurda Fail Ho Gaya Hai.
Santa Rote Hue Bola: Dr Saab, Kitne Numbero Se?

Aug,14 2015
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Hold The Carton

Pour milk without spilling any by changing the way in which you hold the carton.

Aug,12 2015
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