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A KISS ...
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Can Be A Comma (,)
A Question Mark (?)
Or
An Exclamation Point (!) ...
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That's Basic Spelling
That Every Woman
Ought To Know.
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Kiss Definition:
What Is The Kiss In View……
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Geometry:
Kiss Is The Shortest Distance Between 2 Lips
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Economics:
Kiss Is That Thing 4 Which DEMAND
Is Always Higher Than SUPPLY
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PHYSICS:
Kiss Is The Process Of Caharging A Human Body!
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Computer:
Like A LAN,
In Which 2 Bodies R Conected Without Any DATA CABLE!...
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A kiss is something
you cannot give without taking
and cannot take without giving.
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A kiss is an inquiry in the upper Floor about vacancy in the lower floor.
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Boy 2 girl : You like DAIRYMILK
girl : sure why not..
boy : that means Darling Always I Remember You
2 Meet Immediately 4 a Long Kiss.
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Arz kia hai
Pink lips are the girls beauty...
Wah..Wah..
Pink lips are the girls beauty..
And kissing them is boys duty.
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A Kid On His Way 2 Home With His Mom Saw
A Couple Kissing On The Road,
He Suddenly Shouted & Said
Look Mom look, that boy and girl Are Fighting For A Chewing GUM.
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You are at the interview. It is time to put your best foot forward and present yourself in the best possible light to the interviewers. Go through our essential checklist to avoid making some fauz pas at the interview. Remain professional at all times during the interview.
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Nazuk Si Bhool Se Shisha Na Toote,
Choti Choti Bato Se Apne Na Ruthe,
Thodi Si Bhi Fikar Agar Aapko Hai Hamari,
To Koshish Karna Ki Yeh Dosti Na Toote.
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Uski Yaado Me Biti Har Raat Alag H,
UskE Sath Hui Har Mulaqat Alag H,
Har Sakash Meri Zindagi Chu Kar Gya,
Magar Mere Us Dost Ki Har Baat Alag H.
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Ek Dost Ki Chahat Pr Naz H Mujhe,
Uski Har Ek Baat Pr Aitbaar H Mujhe,
Uske Chehre Par Rahe Muskrahat Hamesha,
Kyu K Uski Muskan Se Hi To Pyar H Mujhe.
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Pregnant Lady went to Astrologer.
Astrologer: When U Deliver a Baby,
The Father will Die.
Lady: Thank God.....
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My Husband is Safe...
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Dil ka dard dil todne waley kya janey,
Pyar ke rivajon ko zamane kya janey,
Hoti kitni takleef ladki patane main,
Ye ghar pe baitha ladki ka baap kiya janey.
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A girl chatting with Pappu on whatsapp...
Girl: awww...hwz yeww.?
Supzzzz...?
Uah dp is soo kewll.
Talking to yeww aftr xuchha long time.
Pappu: yaar tum gutka thook ke aao pehle..
fir baat karte hain..:D :P
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Sitaron se agey jahan aur bhi hein,
Abhi Mohabbat k imthan aur bhi hein,
Tum hi nhi jalatey mere dil ko,
College mein Ladkiyan aur bhi hein
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Arz Kia Hai
Ishq Karne Se Pehle Is Ka Anjam Dekh Lo,
Agar Phir B Samajh Na Ae,
Tu Film Tere Naam Dekh Lo.
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True lines :
Our heart is d biggest greatest
Haramkhor in d world.
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Sala usi k liye pareshan rahega,
Jo bhav nahi deti...!! :-(
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Suraj hua madam,
Chand chalne laga,
Mai tehra reha,
Jami chalne lagi,
Sajna kya yehi pyar hai ??
Nalayak,,bhag!!
Ye pyar nhi,abe bhukamp aaya hai.!!
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Boy- I love u
Ladki-tameez se baat karo.
Boy-Om manglam bhagwan vishnu with due to respect,
I BEG TO SAY THAT "I LOVE U" DEVI JI!...
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harbhajan ne apni grlfrnd se pucha,
kya mai tumhara pehla pyar hu?
grlfrnd-kardi na sardaro wali baat,
spinner ko kabhi pahla over mila he.
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Maine dil se pyar kiya.
tune dil sai barbad kiya.
tune kyu dil ka sahara liya.
tune kyu dil hamara liya.
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Dur Na Jaya Karo Dil Tadap Jata Hai
Aapke Hi Khyal Mein Din Guzar Jata Hai
Aaj Pucha Hai Dil Ne Ek Sawal Humse
Dur Reh Kar Aapko Bhi Kya Humara Khyal Aata Hai.
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Rehnewalon Se Nahi,
Jaanewalon Se Pucho
Ki Zindgi Kya Cheez Hoti Hai.
Panewalon Se Nahi,
Khonewalon se Pucho
Ki Izzat Kya Cheez Hoti hai.
Amiron Ko Kya Dekthe Ho,
Zara Garibon Se Pucho
Ki Daulat Kya Cheez Hoti Hai,
Arre Jiss Ne Dil Diya Hai Usse Nahi,
Jiska Dil Toota Hai Usse Pucho
Ki Mohabbat Kya Cheez Hoti Hai.
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Ishq vich bhijna koi khel ni hunda;
Bina bhijeya roohan da mail ni hunda;
Mail ho je ta eh judaa ni hunda;
Ishq rab hai so ishq da koi khuda ni hunda…..
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Sajde Dil Mein Tarane Bahut Hain
Zindagi Jeene Ke Bahane Bahut Hain
Aap Sada Muskurate Rahiye
Aap Ki Muskurahat Ke Deewane Bahut Hain.
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Tujhe Tamaz Kahoon,
ya Tara Kahoon
Tujhe Unka,
ya phir Hamara Kahoon
Pata nahin kyon,
tum mein doob jane ko dil karta hai
Tujhe kya Toofa mein,
doobte ko tinke ka sahara kahoon
Bata aye dost mere,
main tujhe kya kahoon.
Tamaz Kahoon ya Tara Kahoon
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Meri Aankho Mein Na Dekho Neend Chura Lenge
Na Dil Ke Kareeb Aao Warna Mohabbat Sikha Denge
Gehra Hai Aapse Rista Itna
Khwabo Mein Bhi Aaye To Apna Bana Lenge.
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Mere Dil Ka Koi Kona Khali Na Dikhe
Ye Kis Tarah Samaye Ho
Barsaat Me Aasman Pe
Jo Ye Raat Kahan Se Laaye Ho
Meri Khushi Aur Gam Ko Pasand
Tum Sabko Bhaaye Ho
Meri Zindagi Muskurane Lagi
Aakhir Kis Sadaa Se Aaye Ho
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Zaroor kisi ne DIL se pukara hoga,
Ek bar to chand ne bhi aapko nihara hoga.
Mayus ho gaya hoga aasma ke tare bhi us din,
jab zami par aapko khuda ne utara hoga
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Logon Nay Bohat Hum Se Kaha Pyar Na Karna
Betabi-e-Dil Ka Kabhi Iqraar Na Karna,
Wo Samnay Jo Ayien Unhain Khuch Na Batana
Dil May Chupay Jazbaat Ka Izhar Na Karna,
Ho Jao Gay Tanha Bari Mehfil May Aay Janna
Khud Se Be Barh Key Os Pe Aitbaar Na Karna,
Toot Key Bikhar Jao Gay Es Rah-e-Ulfat May
Kabhi Wafaa Key Liay Un Sey Takrar Na Karna,
Tum Jan Se Jao Gay Youn Kar Key Bharosa
Mehboob Key Vaadey Per Intzaar Na Karna.
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Tumhara pyaar meray char soo abhi tq hy
Koi hisaar meray char soo abhi tq hy
Bicharty waqt jo tm saunp k gaye thy mujhy
Wo intizar meray char soo abhi tq hy
May ab bhi girty huye paniyon ki qaid may hon
Ik aabshar meray char soo abhi tq hy
Koi gumaan mujhy tm sy door kaisy karay
K aitbaar meray
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Har aahat pe aapki talash hai ,
Dur rah kar bhi aap mere paas hai,
Itna na chaho mujhe ki dil puche ki dharkan kis ke paas hai..
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Yaad Ab Khud Ko Aa Rahe Hain Hum
Kuch Dino Tak Khuda Rahe Hain Hum
Aarjuon Ke Surkh Phoolon Se
Dil Ki Basti Saza Rahe Hain Hum
Aaj To Apni Khamoshi Mein Bhi
Teri Aawaz Pa Rahe Hain Hum
Baat Kya Hai Ki Fir Zamaane Ko
Yaad Reh-Reh Ke Aa Rahe Hain Hum
Ab Hume Dekh Bhi Na Paoge
Itne Nazdeek Aa Rahe Hain Hum
Muddaton Ke Baat Dhup Nikli Hai
Geele Zazbe Sukha Rahe Hain Hum
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Upar Se Gussa Dil Se Pyar Karte Ho
Nazrein Churate Ho Dil Bekrar Karte Ho
Laakh Chhupao Duniya Se Mujhe Sab Pata Hai
Tum Mujhe Apne Aap Se Jayda Pyar Karte Ho.
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Teri Yaadon Ke Bikhre Tukde Chunkar
Guzre Lamho Ki Tasveer Bana Loon
Apni Har Khushi Tere Naam Likh Ke
Tere Dukhon Ko Apni Taqdeer Bana Loon.
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Bina tujhe dekhe teri tasvir bana sakta hu,
bina tumhe mile tera hal bta sakta hu,
hai meri mohabbat me itna dam ki,
teri aankh ka ansu apni aankh se gira sakta hu.
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Koi Ghazal Suna Ker Kya Karna,
Yoon baat barha Ker Kya Karna….
Tum Mere Thay Tum Mere ho,
Duniya Ko bata Kar Kya Karna…
Tum Ehad Nibhao Chaahat Say,
Koi Rasm Nibha Kar Kya Karna…
Tum Khafa bhi Achay Lagtay ho,
Phir Tum Ko Mana Kar Kya Karna….
Tere Dar Pe Aa Ke bethay hain,
Ab Ghar bhi Ja Ker Kya Karna…
Din Yaad Se Acha Guzray Gi,
Phir Tum Ko bhula Ker Kya Karna….
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Naseeba de lekh koi mod nai sakda,
Hove rabb te aitbar koi tod nai sakda,
Sache pyar ta milde ne naseeb naal,
Lakh chah ke vi kise naal rishta koi jod nai sakda…
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Tu lafzon ki tarha mujh se kitabon mein mila kar,
Logon ka tujhe dar hai tu khawabon mein mila kar
Phool ka khushboo se taluk hain zaruri,
Tu mehak ban kar mujh se gulabon mein mila kar
Jise chhu kar main mehsoos kar saku,
Tu masti ki tarha mujh se sharabon mein mila kar
Main bhi insan hu, hai dar mujhko bhi behakne ka
Is waaste tu mujh se hijabon mein mila kar….!!!
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Dil Mein Jo Aaya Woh Likh Diya
Kabhi Milan Kabhi Judai Likh Diya
Dard-E-Muhhabat Ke Siva Shayari Hai Toh Hai Bhi Kya
Jaana Tera Naam Pe Ghazal-E-Zindagi Likh Diya
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Chhupa Leta Tujhe Is Tarah Se Meri Baahon Mein ,…
Hawa Bhi Guzrjane Ke Liye Izazat Maange ..!
Ho Jaaye Tere Ishq Mein Madhosh Is Tarah Ki ,…
Hosh Bhi Wapas Aane Ki Izaazat Maange …!!
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Tum haseen ho, gulab jaisi ho,
Bahut nazuk ho khawab jaisi ho,
Hothon se lagakar pee jaun tumhe
Sir se paanv tak sharab jaisi ho…!!
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