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The only thing worse than being alone, is being with you.
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Good friends will bail you out of jail. Best friends will be sitting in the cell with you, laughing about how awesome that just was.
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Sardar: Aj ghar jatay hi main apni BV ka underwear utaar dun ga.
Friend : Sardar ji aj to baray mood main ho..?
sardar: Nahi Yaar,
Kafi tight hai mujhay.
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Sang-e-Marmar sa Tarasha gora badan,
Uff
Nasheela sa pighalta shabaab
sss.
Honton se lagao to kashish kesi hai,
mmmmuuaah.
Kambakht ye Ice Cream cheez he aisi hai.
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Aik ganda msg sunaon? ?..
aik larka hota hy,
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wo keechd mai gir jata hy? ? ?.
Ganddaaa;-)
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Din Main Sota Hy
Raat Ko Jaagta Hy
Din Mein Laita Rehta Hy
Raat Ko Khara Reha Hy
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"Choukidaar"
Tu Kuch Aur Samjha Na Be-Ghairat Aadmi.
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Pehle usne utari saari.
Fir aayi peticoat ki baari.
Phir diya blouse utar
Zyada khoosh mat ho yaar
Wo thi kapde sukhane ki taar.
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Diagram in book was not clear..
So,madam drew diagram on blackboard and announced..
"Don't look at Book Figure, Look at my Figure!"
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A notice in a factory for girl workers.
"If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work..
If it is short, protect yourself from men at work"
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Kareena has small.
Rakhi has big.
Ranimukerji has 1 big & 1 small!
Aishwaryarai has two small!
What's that?
The letter 'R'
But I like the way u think.
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Girl:wo kia hai jo lrki pehli dafa krwate hue pain ki waja se roti hai?
Pappu:kaan mai ched
MORAL:aap b apni soch pappu ki tarah saf rakho.
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Uff Kya Kar Rahe Ho??
Aisa Mat Karo...
Please Mat Karo...
Aisa Nahi......
Mat Dabao....
Neeche Kyun Jaa Rahe Ho??
Ho Jayega.....
Kaha Tha Mat Karo...
Ho Gaya Na....
Message Khatm!!!
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Teri judai bhi humse pyaar karti hai,
Teri yaadein bahut beqarar karti hai,
Wo din jo tere mere sath guzre the,
Talash unko nazar bar bar karti hai"
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Badi koshish k bad use bhula diya,
Uski yadon ko sine mita diya.
1 din fir uska paigam aya,
Likha tha mujhe bhul jao,
Aur mujhe bula hua har lamha yad agaya.
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Tumhari hansi kabhi kam na ho,
yeh aankh kabhi nam na ho.
tum ko milay zindagi ki har khushi,
bhalay is khushi main hum na hon.
"I MISS YOU"
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LIFE is a LIE when F is missing.
'F' is nothing but your friendship.
Hope I will never miss this 'F' ever in my LIFE...
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Jabse apko jaana he,jabse apko paaya he,
Har dua me apka naam aaya he,
Dil karta he puchu us rabse tune itna pyara yaar,
kya sirf Mere liye he banaYa he.?
I Mis U.
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Baadal kitne khushnaseeb hai,
Door rahkar bhi zameen par baraste hai,
Hum kitne badnaseeb hai,
Paas rahkar bhi milne ko taraste hai.
I MISS U!
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Teri judai bhi humse pyaar karti hai,
Teri yaadein bahut beqarar karti hai,
Wo din jo tere mere sath guzre the,
Talash unko nazar bar bar karti hai"
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'Teri judai bhi humse pyaar karti hai,
Teri yaadein bahut beqarar karti hai,
Wo din jo tere mere sath guzre the,
Talash unko nazar bar bar karti hai.
" Still Missing You!
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Har yad me apki yad rehti he,
hamari aakho me apki talash rehti he,
kuch hamare liye B dua karna
suna he dosto ki dua me faristo ki awaj rehti he...
Dil se....
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Tumse dur rehkar tumhe miss kiya humne,
Tumhare liye 'God‚ se wish kiya humne,
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Tumhari yaad chupke se chali aayi toh,
Toh bade pyaar se SmS kiya humne.
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Bhej ker SMS dilse yaad kia hay,
Phir na kehna k maina bhula dia hay,
Ab na koi bahana tumhara hoga,
Dekh ker SMS hamara apko muskurana hoga.
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Look at sun and you see time.
Look in heart and you see love.
Look in eyes and you see life.
Look at your mobile and
you see who's thinking of u!
It's me.
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Basa Hai Ankhoon Main Apka Chehra Is Tarah
Gulab Main Khushbo Basi Hoti Hai Jis Tarah
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Namaz Parh Li Ho Aur Dua Na Mangi Ho
Ap Ki Kami Mehsoos Hoti Hai Kuch Is tarah.
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God gave u 2 legs to walk,
2 hands to hold, 2 ears to hear, 2 eyes to see.
But why did he give u only 1 Heart?
Probably bcoz he wants u to look for the other.
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Hasrate reh jayegi apke bin adhuri,
zindagi na hogi apke bin poori.
Ab aur sahi jaye na ye doori,
Jeene k liye apka saath zarooi.
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Thora sa dil ko udas kr lia karo
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Humsy door hone ka ehsas kar lia karo,
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Hamesha hum hi yad karty hain apko,
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Kabhi ap b humein yaad kar liya karo.
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Kitni Jaldi Yeh Mulakat Guzar Jati Hai,
Pyaas Bujhti Nahin Ki Barsaat Guzar Jati Hai.
Apni Yadon Sey Keho Ki Yun Na Sataya Karain,
Neend Aati Nahin Aur Raat Guzar Jati Hai.
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Missing you gets easier every day because
even though it's one day further from the last time.
we saw each other and
it's one day closer to the next time we will meet.
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Jane kis baat ki mujhko saza deta hai,
meri hasti hui ankhon ko rula deta hai.
Ek muddat se khabar bhi nahi teri,
koi is tarah bhi kya apne Pyar ko bhula deta hai.
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Yoonhi ankhon se aansoo behte nahin.
Kisi or ko hum apna kehte nahin.
Ak ap hi ho jo zindagi men ruk se gaay.
Warna rukne k leay hum kisi ko kehte nahin.?
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Apse milne ka mann kr rha h,
Mann ko samjhaya toh Dil tarap rha h,
Dil ko bataya toh ankhe ro padi,
Unhe chup karaya toh saanse bol padi..
"I MI$$ U"
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I miss the touch of your hand in mine.
your love warms me like the morning sun shine.
I miss your breath on my ear as we embrace.
I miss the softness of your cheek when I touch your face.
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1 pal ehsas ban k atay ho
Or dusre pal khawab ban k urr jatay ho
Yeh malum hay ki tanhai say dar hay hamay
Phir bhi bar bar tnha chor jatay ho.
"Miss You"
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Tere khayal se jee churaon kaise,
ek aag dil me lagi hai bujhaon kaise,
meri har saans teri yaad se wabasta hai,
phir to hi bata tujhe bhool jaon kaisy.
Miss You.
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Lovly quote 2 all my frnds:
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Hurt me,
Tease me,
Make me cry,
But in the end of my life,
when i die plz ATLEAST keep 1 rose on my grave & say
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"STUPID I MISS U"
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Whenever U miss anyone, Look at d sky..
Although U will not see the person there..
But feel happy that U two are under d same sky.
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Its true....Feel it..
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When i see the moon i will remember your face...
When i see your face i will forgot the moon...
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Hotho se hotho ko chu lene do
Aaj mahuwa ka ras chu lene do
Chupi hai kai shararati muskrahate
Aaj ji bhar k unhe sun lene do.
I MISS YOU Sweet Heart.
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Kya kare jab kisi ki yaad aaye
har dhadkan pe kisika naam aaye
kaise katenge ye lamhe intezar k
uske ishq me har ghadi meri jaan jaye
MISS U.
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Girl: Proof That you Missed Me
Boy: see my cheeks
My mamma slapped me
because i was smiling while sleeping
Thinking of you.
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Hum Usse Bhula Kar Nahin Jee Sake
Hum Usse Yaad Rakh Kar Bhi Nahin Jee Sake
Marr Jaate Unke Bina,
Par Unki Baaho Ke Bina Marr Bhi Na Sake
Miss you.
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Jab Kuch Sapne Adhure Rah Jate Hai,
Tab Dil K Dard Ansu Banker Beh Jate Hai,
Jo Khte Hai ki Hum Sirf Apke Hai,
Pata Nhi Wo Kaise Alvida Keh Jate Hai.
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Kiss Definition:
What Is The Kiss In View……
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Geometry:
Kiss Is The Shortest Distance Between 2 Lips
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Economics:
Kiss Is That Thing 4 Which DEMAND
Is Always Higher Than SUPPLY
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PHYSICS:
Kiss Is The Process Of Caharging A Human Body!
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Computer:
Like A LAN,
In Which 2 Bodies R Conected Without Any DATA CABLE!...
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Boldness of this generation:-
6th Std boy - can i kiss ur. hand..???
5th Std girl - why, Anything wrong with my LIPS...!!
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Democratic Difference betwen USA & India
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In USA you can Kiss in a Public Place but can't SUSU
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In Pak You can SUSU in public place but cant kiss.
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A Kiss is alovely trick designed by nature ,
to stop speech whaen words become superfluous.
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