Banta:Kal Mujhe 10 logo ne Peeta
Santa:Phir tune kya kiya
Banta:Maine kha saalon Aik Aik karke ao
Santa:Phir
Banta:Phir kya Saalone Aik Aik karke dubaara peeta 

MUST READ U WILL FALL DOWN LAUGHING

Jignesh “My elbow really hurts. I guess I should see a doctor.”?

His friend “Don’t be so desi. There’s computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor.
Simply put in a sample of your urine, and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs $10.00.”???

Jignesh figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store.
Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10.00.

The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause, out popped a small slip of paper which read?? You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water, avoid heavy labor. It will be better in two weeks.

That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, Jignesh began to wonder if this could be fooled.
He decided to give it a try.
He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction.

He went back to the drug store, located the computer, poured in the sample and deposited the $10.00.? The machine again made the usual noises, flashed lights, and printed out the following analysis:???

1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener.?
2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.?
3. Your daughter is getting’ screwed by three guys at the same time and has urinary infection. Put her on Antibiotic and keep a track of her outings.
4. Your wife is pregnant . . . twins. They aren’t yours. Get a lawyer.
5. And Bastard, If you don’t stop masturbating, your elbow will never get better!

Real people are never fake, and fake people are never real.

To talk without thinking first is just like to shoot without aiming..

My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.

Don't be happy.I don't Really forgive people,I just pretend like it's ok and wait for my turn to destroy them

You don't ask a girl if you can kiss her, you make yourself special enough for her that you kiss her and she says thank you.

When you give importance to people they think that you are always free, but they don't understand that you make yourself available for them every time...

FACT:
Girls can gossip about someone for hours
and in the end say..
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"Choro hamien kya?"

Ladkiyan ek dusre ko gift deti hai;
perfume,earing ,suits,flowers ,chocolets.
Aor ladka???
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Ye le ladki ka number,bus mera naam nahi
aana chahiye. :P :D

When the moon winks at U tonight..I wish sweet dreams embrace U tight..Hope UR day was quite alright..& I wish U a lovely Good Night..!

I Have Good News And Bad News To Tell You. The Bad News? I Have No Good News. And The Good News? I Have No Bad News.

I am very happy because my friends got some esteem for me and they are always aware of what is happening to me so I always smile at life.

Aapko jo dekha hmne, mano zindagi mil gayi hai
Aapka pyar paya humne, mano jannat mil gayi hai..

Sardar, recently arrived in the US, wanting to earn some money, decides to become a ‘handy-man’ and starts looking for some work in an up-market colony nearby.

He goes to the front door of the nearest house and asks the owner, another Indian, if he had any odd jobs for him to do.

“Well, you can paint my porch, how much will you charge?” the owner says.

The Sardar responds, “How about $50?”

The owner says “Fine, there’s a can of brown paint and brushes in the garage.”

The owner’s wife, inside the house, overhearing the conversation asks her husband, “Does he realize that the porch goes all around the house? That’s a whole day’s job!!”

The man replies, “He should; he was standing on it. Do you think he’s dumb?”

“No, I don’t think so. I guess I’m just influenced by those stupid Sardar
e-mail jokes we keep receiving.”, she comments

A short time later, the Sardar comes to the door and asks for the $50.

“You’ve finished already?” the husband asks.

“Yes,” he replies, “and there was paint left over, so I gave it two coats.”

Impressed, the man reaches into his pocket for the money and hands it to him.

“And by the way,” the turbaned guy adds, “it’s not a Porsche, it’s a BMW!!

Question:
Whats The Opposite Of BARCELONA..??

Santa:
Its easy..
ANDAR SE DO NA…!

Two tailors having a chat..

1st tailor “Sardars are the best customers.

Always happy with their suit fittings.”

2nd tailor “And How is that so?”

1st Tailor:
“They come, try on the suit,
Go to the mirror,
Look in the mirror,
Check the turban (pagg)
Not the suit.
Press the Beard (dari).
Check Pagg once again.
&
Says
OK HAI
BILL KINA?

A Gujrati, a Madrasi and a Sardaar were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

They were having lunch and Gujju opened his lunch box & said, “Dhokla! If I get dhokla one more time for lunch, I’m going to jump off this building.”

The Madrasi opened his lunch box and exclaimed, “Idli Sambhar again! IfI get idli sambhar one more time I’m going to jump off too.”

The Sardaar opened his lunch and said, “Parontha again! If I get a parontha one more time, I’m jumping too.”

The next day, the Gujju opened his lunch box, saw dhokla, and jumped to his death.

The Madrasi opened his lunch, saw idli sambhar, and jumped, too.

The Sardaar opened his lunch, saw the parontha and jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral, Gujju’s wife was weeping..
She said, “If I’d known how really tired he was of dhokla, I never would have given it to him again!”

The Madrasi’s wife also wept
and said, “I could have given him dossa!I didn’t realize he hated idli sambhar so much.”

Everyone turned and stared at the Santa Sardaar’s wife.

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The Sardar’s wife said,
“Don’t look at me. He makes his own lunch.”

Patla-jai ganesh jai ganesh deva,
mote ki funk nikle pump kre seva
mota-jai ganesh jai ganesh deva,
patle ki haddi tutte doctor kre seva.

BRUCE LEE was a great man.
But after his sister gave birth to a baby he became an ordinary man
why..

Because he became MAMU LEE 

This PJ can even faint u:
You will get caught 45 times if you commit 90 sins..why..
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coz..
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sin 90 = cot 45!
hehe..!

Why do cows have bells hung on their neck..
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bcoz there HORNS dont work!

Y did Santa put his Radio in d Refrigator..


Think..



He want to hear some cool Music.

One engineer and a doctor were in love with same girl. The engineer used to give her an apple every day. Why..

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

When we throw a ball in the air y does it come down....
No technical answers..

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coz no one is there up to catch the ball.. hehe SORRY!