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Tution teacher my girl friend

The story starts with my result of second become examination in the second year I had lost one of my papers

(auditing) so I and my friends go to the our auditing teacher for tuition and she welcomed us and we all was

very happy my teacher was very beautiful and have a good body shape with slim body at first site I was

astonished by her lovely face and with her body but I didn’t had any bad intentions with her and our tuitions

were going as usual and were getting good comfortable tuition there and she knows the subject and how to

teach it all of you should know that she is pg rank holder.

 

All of the day tuition starts at after college but on Sundays it will be from 10 to 4 at that day there will

be more free time at that time my friend will talk with the girls coming for tuition there but I will sit

simply there but one day Ajitha miss came and sit near me and start to talk with me I also talk to her

frankly and during the talks ask her what is her age she didn’t answer me and I ask her that she might be

over 25 or26 because she completed her pg before 3 yrs I seen her certificate I asked her why u not getting

married on that she told me that her horoscope will allow her marriage only at 29 yrs and I said I feel sorry

for u because at such a long age for marriage and I ask how will u control u desires she get angry with me

such talking and went in side I followed her said sorry she said ok and I once more asked how will u control

u desires she asking why r u asking this topic I said that I am very eager to know she said wait after

tuition student will left and my mom will go to the temple and then I want to talk to u ok I also said ok

after the tuition all of my friends left and her mom had went to the temple and she asked me to stay there

till she comes she will come only by 7 because in temple there were many rituals I said ok after that my

Ajitha miss came me and told that she is 27 yrs all her friend get married and told about their night with

their hues so he would masturbate with her finger and with banana on hearing this I asked can I satisfy her

she said no she will do sex with only with her hues only I said there are 2 yrs for that at that I will

satisfy her by saying this I hugged her tightly and kissed hard on her lips.

 

Though her body was lean, yet her big boos hard pressed on my chest separated our bodies I virtually licked

her small face at time she was struggling and I kiss her lips hard I bite lips then I sucked both her lips

separately I pull hard her pallu from her breast her pallu fell down and her blouse was there I began to

massage her boobs her struggling began slow and I know that she too is getting horny I asked her to wet her

lips by her tongue with the saliva. Then I sucked both her lips separately. She extended her tongue and I

sucked it hard and hardly began to remove the blouse and pallu completely now she was in inner skirt and bra

I unhooked her bras. Wohhh…. As if two bulls released from their cages charge at a matador her big boobs

jumped out menacingly. The boobs were round, may be 36C size, not proportionate to her body. They were really

irresistible. All hell broke inside me and I virtually grabbed at them. I still can not remember what I did

with those big boobs. Man! Was I kissing or licking or caressing or pressing or squeezing or sucking her

boobs? Rather, I did mix up all. I knew it was not unusual for a man who had gone mad with excessive sexual

urge to behave the way I did. I removed her skirt and panty too. She was having her stockings only. I found

her pussy small with a little growth of hairs. As I kept my hand on her pussy, she jerked a little. Perhaps

she felt awkward to remain nude while I was dressed.

 

She wanted me to lie on my back on the bed. I obeyed. As if removing the clothes before dressing up a wound,

she removed my dresses one by one. She eyed on my jumpy erect cock. I could not sustain any longer with her

standing nude by my side. I grabbed at her, pulled her up and thrown on my body. She lay with her boobs

pressed on my chest. I embraced her upper body tightly with my hands and at the same time held her lower body

wrapped with my legs. She seemed to lay pasted on my body like a sticker except for her big boobs which

separated us. I held her head with both of my hands and rammed her lips with kisses after kisses in a raining

manner. I did that as if I won’t get another time, but true also.

 

Since she was shorter in height, I made her move higher. I made her upper body at an elevated angle with her

elbows resting on my sides. Now her big boobs were hanging close to my face. This positioning made her pussy

rub on my cock once or twice, but I left it alone. I caught of her hanging boobs with both of my hands and

began to caress them in circular motions. Her nipples became firm, hard and erect. Yeah, she has big brown

aureoles and nipples. I squeezed her breasts the way I never wanted to squeeze any other lady’s boobs before.

 

She asked smilingly “Did you like my boobs”? I said “Even a saint can’t say ‘No’.

 

“Then, open your mouth” she asked me.

 

As I did, she inserted and thrust her left boob into my mouth. I liked the way she did. I must say only a

little portion of her boob went inside. But soon I began to suck it madly. I held her other boob and began to

squeeze it. She enjoyed it by looking at my face the way a mother looks at the face of a baby sucking her

milky boobs. I think I spent nearly 15 minutes sucking and squeezing her boobs.

 

Then she said reluctantly: “Dear, my boob’s pain now. Can’t you do something to alleviate it by massaging

them in some other way?”

 

When I said ‘sure’, she asked me to go ahead. I moved her body down to my crotch. I asked her to place her

boobs on my hot, erect cock which she did smilingly. She knew what was to be done. Holding my cock, she

rubbed and pressed my cock over her boobs. Then, keeping my cock in the cleavage she held her boobs tightly

together keeping my cock tightly sandwiched between them. I began to thrust my cock as if fucking her boobs.

As this went on for quite sometime, I felt darkness around my eyes out of the extreme pleasures I was

 

I felt I was about to cum and I did not want to waste my ejaculation. So, I asked her to lie on my body

immediately on opposite direction (like 69). She did so. I divided her legs and thighs wide apart exposing

her little pussy which became wet now. I rammed my mouth hard onto her pussy, kissing and licking it madly.

For the first time, she began to moan. She said she was getting tickling and titillations. This encouraged me

further. I rubbed her pussy with my chin and cheeks. She enjoyed it very much. Then I parted her pussy lips

with my fingers and found her hole. Though her whole vulva area was small, I found her hole a little bigger.

I began my attempt to shoot my tongue into her tunnel. Though her pussy was wet, I could not make much

progress. Then I inserted one finger, later followed by second to make room. Then I could succeed. Excepting

for moaning and writhing, she did not move.

 

As soon as my tongue began to probe and twist inside her, she grabbed at my erect cock and thrust it inside

her mouth. She began to suck it very hard. Now, it was my turn to moan. I became aware she gulped down my

pre-cum while I swallowed her juices. Though I wanted to retain my erection for long for her continued

sucking, I could not make it. Within 3-4 minutes, I exploded and filled her mouth with my fluid. She

swallowed it all, yet continued with the sucking my slowly withdrawing cock. I concentrated on sucking her

vagina. Though she was lean and thin, but she had high sustainability. It took nearly five minutes of my

continued sucking for her to climax and cum straight into my mouth. I swallowed all her juices greedily. Then

apart for some time and then She bolted the doors She looked at my face and the erecting cock simultaneously.

Then I mounted on her. She guided my cock into her pussy. It easily slipped into her tunnel as it was already

wet and juicy. Once it was fully inside her, she circled her legs and clasped my body tightly with her legs.

I did not bother to think about any safe aspect about unwanted pregnancy as she was a trained nurse who knew

it much better. Defeating my assumption, she first started making upward thrust with her pussy. I punched her

tunnel hard with my cock in quick successive thrusts. She was an expert alright; she gave me extra pleasure

by tightening the grip on my cock by contracting her vaginal muscles. I literally ploughed her pussy in

extreme pleasures. Surprisingly I was moaning and she was not.

 

It occurred to me suddenly she was more receptive and eager to satisfy me than helping herself. I remembered

it was only during my sucking her pussy she moaned. Yet, I enquired and she asked me to satisfy myself first.

I knew there was no question of my helping her to attain orgasm first. I admired her in my mind and continued

with the onslaught of my assault. I shook her entire body and the metallic cot violently with each of my

forward thrusts. However, I wished if she was a little fleshy I could have enjoyed the lovemaking more. And

within next four minutes or so, I climaxed pumping my entire fluid deep inside her. She allowed me to rest on

her body keeping my cock buried inside her pussy.

 

Later, I took out my weak cock which almost slipped out from her juicy pussy with my cum. I deliberately

licked and sucked her pussy for sometime. We rested lying side by side. It took another 25 minutes or so for

me to get into mood. At this time she asked me if I minded to satisfy her the way she wanted. That really

surprised me. I said that was my extreme pleasure and asked her which way she wanted it.

 

She did not utter a single word. She stood on floor and took me also off bed. Then she bent her upper body

resting on bed, keeping her legs widely separated resting on floor. She asked me to penetrate her pussy from

back and cup her boobs. And she requested me to fuck her with as much force as I could. I thought….oh…she

fancied the doggy style. I took the position behind her and drove my cock deep into her. I slid my hands

around her body and cupped her big boobs. Then I rammed and punched her vagina with heavy forward thrusts

with my cock. I was really surprised when she asked me to thrust exactly the way a dog deep-fucked a bitch in

a crouching manner. I looked no further and really accelerated. I wondered if my balls too would go inside

her the way I thrust myself into her because the cot began to move inch by inch. I saw her face turned

upward, eyes closed and mouth wide open. She moaned “Ah…aahh…aaahhh…aaaahhhh….” In extended tunes

rhythmically to my successive thrusts with increased force. Suddenly I adopted my deep-breathing technique

fearing I may climax before her. Luckily for me, within next two minutes, she attained orgasm limping to the

bed with a discharge flowing out of her vagina. Within seconds I too reached climax.

 

As we lay side by side, I knew our conditions were pathetic. Both of us were fully exhausted. I felt my cock

burn with pain out of the heavy thrusts made into her lean and thin body. She was licking my face in

admiration. She admitted nobody had bothered to give preference for her satisfaction, rather were selfish to

satisfy themselves. It was I who acceded to her request for the first time. After sometime, I found her dress

up leaving her bras and panty behind. She left the room.

 

After checking her colleagues downstairs, she came back in no time and made herself nude again. Truly

speaking, I was really tired and in no mood for lovemaking for some time. I wished she would not request for

any more session soon, but of course she did. I casually asked her what she had in mind. I nearly collapsed

knowing her wild imagination and fantasy, the strangest one I had ever heard of. She wanted me to fuck her in

raping manner. As I stood puzzled as I would never rape a girl, she consoled me it was all a drama. Seeing my

weak condition, she agreed to start it after half-an-hour or more.

 

I lay on my back with my eyes closed. I suddenly woke up sensing my cock being licked. It took sometime for

me to realize where I was. My wrist watch showed I slept for nearly 40 minutes. I found her sitting by my

legs and licking the entire length of my cock. Sensations from my cock sent impulses to my brain which made

my cock erect again. She became happy and smiled at me. I remembered about her fantasy and asked her to be

prepared for it. I grabbed at her body in a violent jerk and shoved her on to bed. Erasing her smile on her

lips very quickly, she pretended to protest pushing me off from her. I mounted on her sitting near her

thighs. I caught hold of her hands with mine and pinned them on bed in extended manner. For the first time, I

realized having undermined a girl’s strength. With one quick shove she made me off balanced nearly tripping

to the floor. She ran towards the door, as if to escape, but not opening the bolt. I rushed after her,

grabbed her again. As she was not coming with me rather struggling, I lifted her while she hit my body with

her hands and legs, of course painlessly (as if in a drama).

 

I made her lay on her back again and in one quick jump, I mounted on her. This time I pinned her down on the

bed with more force. She struggled under me and my vice clutches. She quickly moved her face sideways

preventing me to kiss her. Pressing with my own head making her head unable to move, I rammed kiss after kiss

on her lips. As she tried to move her legs to kick at my body (of course, in the drama) I pinned her legs too

pressing with me very hard.

 

Now the problem occurred. I was unable to drive my cock into her pussy while she moved her body and buttocks

continuously. I tried several times still I could not succeed. Lastly she remained motionless till I

penetrated fully. Later she began to move her body while I fucked her. Once my cock slipped out of her vagina

and she had to remain motionless again to allow its insertion. Then I continued to fuck her violently. Though

I was supposed to look tough, at times I smiled at myself considering what a paradox is it. Within next 3-4

minutes, I reached climax and she knew it as she felt her canal filled up with my fluid. She quit her acting

soon and keeping my ejaculated cock inside her she began to give upward thrusts. Luckily again, she reached

orgasm soon.

 

Though she praised me highly, I too enjoyed some strange pleasures hitherto unknown to me derived out of

lovemaking in a raping manner. And there after we make love when I and her get chances in college or in my

house or in my friends house and now she is my gf or keep or wife I cant say what she is for me now she is

willing to marry me or she will be girl friend for me she will do any thing for me.

Dec,30 2014
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11 Class ki Teacher

Hi mera name neel hai .This story was held when i was in 11 class vo hamare commers ki teacher thi,vo hamare

colony mai rahati hai aunka name mamta hai vo merrid hai,mai aunja vaha tushion parnai jata tha or 1 bar mai

tushion par nai ja raha tha aachanak ek car mujsai aa kar takra guye merai peeth mai lag guye the mare

tushion ki mam aaye or bole beta aundar aajayo merai dard ho tha madam nai kaha lao mai davai laga date hu

tum bed par aultay lat jayo, jam mam nai merko davai lagai to mare neend lag guye aachanak pata hi nahi

chala, jab mai so kar autha to mam nai pucha aub kaisa lag raha hai, maina kaha thanku mam aaj aap nahi hote

to mera kya hota ,or aus vaket raatkai 9 buj rahai thai mam nai kaha aaj tum yahe so jayo kal chalai jana

phir mam nai kaha chulo tum change kar lo mera husband kai kaprai tumai aajayengai chulo,mai khana laha dati

hu ok ,maina change kar k mam k kitchen mai guya mam nai kaha aara va tu to bi�kul merai husband lag rahai

ho mai sun kar shock rahai guya mam nai smile di mainai responce diya, hum dono nai dinner liya maina.

 

Mam sai pucha ki mam aapkai husband kaha hai mam nai kaha aunke toring job hai mahinai mai 1 2 bar hi aatai

hai phir hum dono nai dinner khatam kar kai sonai chalai guye mam nai kaha tum drawing room mai so jayo ok

mainai kaha ok mam gud night ,mai tv dakh kar so guya raat mai pani peenai k liya autha maina dekha mam so

rahi the aur aunke nighty aunkai thise par aaguye the kareban 10min tak mai mam ko dakh ta raha mai pagal ho

raha tha,merasai raha nahi guya mai mam k kamrai mai chula guya ,mam gahare neend mai the mainai bahut

himmeat kar ka mam ki thise par haat pharna chalu kar diya mam siskiya lai rahe the ,1 dum sai mem authe or

bole tumhare himmeat kaise huye mera kamrai mai aanai ki or mujhai chunai ki get out from my hous mai koi

pagal nahi hu ki tumhai aapnai ghar mai rokh lu ghada tum ko saza milenge manai kaha mam sorry nahi tare saza

y hai ki tum raat bhar mare gaand marongai mam hase or bole chul chutia0chalu ho ja phir manai pure raat mam

ki gaand mare.

Dec,30 2014
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Is kadar Meri Dosti ka Imtehaan to Mat lijiye
Is kadar Meri Dosti ka Imtehaan to Mat lijiye,
Khafaa ho Kyu ye to Bataa dijiye,
Maaf Kar do gar ho gayi ho Humse koi Bhool,
Par aise yaad na kar ke Hume Sazaa to Mat dijiye..

 

Dec,18 2014
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Q: What is Differance betweenAadami & Aurat?

Q: What is Differance betweenAadami & Aurat?

A: Aurat ek hi Aadami se Bahutsari Ummeed karti hai.

Aur Aadami Bahut Saari Auratose ek he Ummeed karta hai..

Dec,18 2014
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Kabhi Hath Pe

Kabhi Hath Pe,

Kabhi Honth Pe,

Kabhi Ankh Pe,

Kabhi Gal Pe,

Kabhi Naak Pe,

.

Kiss

.

.

.

Kadar MAKHIYAN Pareshan Karti Hai Garmi Me..

Dec,17 2014
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May the good times and treasures of the present

May the good times and treasures of the present
become the golden memories of tomorrow.
Wish you lots of love, joy and happiness.
MARRY CHRISTMAS

Dec,3 2014
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Heap on the wood!-the wind is chill,

Heap on the wood!-the wind is chill,
But let it whistle as it will,
We’ll keep our Christmas merry still.

Dec,3 2014
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Santa to Banta

Santa to Banta:
Yaar, koi aisa gift bataa, jo seedha

teri bhabi ke dil par lage

.

.

.

.

Banta:..Goli maar de saali ko..

Dec,10 2014
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Dr. Ambedkar Just used lamp 2study.

Dr. Ambedkar Just used lamp 2study.
Kalaam usd candle 2stdy.
Bush studied in streetlight.
ButDo u knw abt 'Me'??..............
Only Agarbatti..!!(bhagwan Bharose ) 

Dec,10 2014
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WIFE = RECEV CALL

WIFE = RECEV CALL

SALI = DAILED CALLG.

FRIEND = MISS CALL

LOVER = WAITING CALL

BUT OUR FRIENDSHIP IS FEVI CALL

VERY GOOD MORNING HAVE A NICE DAY

Dec,9 2014
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If a hug

If a hug tell how much i love you, i would hold you in my arms forever. 

Dec,8 2014
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Borrow money

Borrow money from a Pessimist- - he doesn't expect it back.

Dec,8 2014
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
There is only

There is only 1 thing 2 do, 3 words for you - I Love You

Dec,8 2014
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
May the good times and treasures of the present

May the good times and treasures of the present
become the golden memories of tomorrow.
Wish you lots of love, joy and happiness.
MARRY CHRISTMAS

Dec,3 2014
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Heap on the wood!-the wind is chill,

Heap on the wood!-the wind is chill,
But let it whistle as it will,
We’ll keep our Christmas merry still.

Dec,3 2014
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Nov,28 2014
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Nov,28 2014
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Nov,25 2014
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Nikalte h aansu jab bhi unki aankho se.

Nikalte h aansu jab bhi unki aankho se.
Dil karta h sari duniya jala dalu.
sochta hu fir honge duniya me unke bhi.
anjane me unhe aur na rula dalu.

Nov,14 2014
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Nov,14 2014
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Duniya Ki Bheed Mein Is Kadar Kho Jaunga,

Duniya Ki Bheed Mein Is Kadar Kho Jaunga,
Bebas Dhundhegi Teri Aankhein Mujhe, 
Par Main Najar Nahi Aaunga,
Kuchh Yadein Tum Samet Lena Apne Aanchal Mein,
Kuch Yadein Lekar Mai Gujar Jaungaa!!

Nov,13 2014
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Wo Ruthe Is Kadar Ki Manaya Na Gaya,

Wo Ruthe Is Kadar Ki Manaya Na Gaya,
Dur Itne Ho Gaye Ki Paas Bulaya Na Gaya,
Dil To Dil Tha Samundar Ka Shahil Nahi,
Likh Diya Naam To Fir Mitaya Na Gaya.

Nov,13 2014
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Jab Hme Unse Pyar Tha,

Jab Hme Unse Pyar Tha,
To Unhe Hmare Pyar Par Sak Tha Yaaro,
Aur Jab Unhe Ahsaas Hua,
To Mere Pyar Me Kisi Aur Ka Huk Tha...?

Nov,12 2014
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Zaroori To Nahi Jo Shayari Kare Usey Ishq Ho.

Zaroori To Nahi Jo Shayari Kare Usey Ishq Ho.
Zindagi Bhi Kuch Zakham Be Misaal Deti Hai.

Nov,12 2014
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Mat Tol Meri Mohabbat Ko Apni Dil Lagi Se

Mat Tol Meri Mohabbat Ko Apni Dil Lagi Se
Dekh Kar Meri Chahat Ko Tarazoo Toot Jaate Hain.

Nov,12 2014
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Youn To Mere Sath Chalne Ko

Youn To Mere Sath Chalne Ko
Chale The Dost, Dushman Sabhi.
Magar
Meri Manzil Tak Ka Sathi Sirf
Mera Saayaa Nikla.

Nov,12 2014
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Man Me Aaya Socha Kuchh Alfaz Likhne Baithta Hu,

Man Me Aaya Socha Kuchh Alfaz Likhne Baithta Hu,
Kisi Ki Bewafai Ka Intkam Likhne Baithta Hu,
Duniya Walo Ko Bhi Mahsus Ho Dard Mera,
Isliye Socha Ek Dard Bhari Kitab Likhne Baithta Hu.

Nov,12 2014
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Kal Raat Apna Sara Dukh

Kal Raat Apna Sara Dukh
Kamre Ki Dewaaron Ko Kah Dala
A Dost
Ab Mai Sote Rahta Hun Aur,
Dewaare Roti Rahti Hai.

Nov,11 2014
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Mein Uske Khwabo Me Shayad Ab Kabhi Nahi Aata,

Mein Uske Khwabo Me Shayad Ab Kabhi Nahi Aata,
Lekin Wo Mere Khwabo Se Aaj Bhi Nahi Jaati,
Usko Meri Yaad Ab Kabhi Nahi Aati,
Lekin Uski Yaad Mujhe Aaj Bhi Hai Rulaati,
Usne To Mujhe Bhula Diya Lekin Wo Hai Ki,
Mujhase Bhulayee Nahi Jaati.

Nov,11 2014
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Ek Lamha Men Ek Manzar Guzar Jata Hai

Ek Lamha Men Ek Manzar Guzar Jata Hai.
Jab Koi Apna Begana Nazar Aata Hai.
Yu To Awaz Aati Hai Har Shishe Ke Tutne Ki.
Par Kabhi Kabhi Bina Awaz Ke Bhi Sab Kuch Toot Jata Hai.

Nov,11 2014
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Uski Kuch Acchi Yaade Thi,

Uski Kuch Acchi Yaade Thi,
Jo Meri Saanso Ne Mera Sath Nahi 6hoda.

Warna

Ham Mar Toh Usi Din Gaye The,
Jab Unhone Kisi Or Ka Hath Thaama Tha.

Nov,11 2014
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Rajnikant likes cycling

Rajnikant likes cycling in air his cycle goes more faster then rocket in the air.

Nov,10 2014
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If you say my eyes are beautiful

If you say my eyes are beautiful
it's because they're looking at you, 
for my eyes are just the windows my feelings come through.

Nov,10 2014
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Should I be happy that were friends?

Should I be happy that were friends?...
or sad coz thats all we'll ever be?

Nov,10 2014
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Ek dum latest and jhakaas way 2 propose..

Ek dum latest and jhakaas way 2 propose..
Boy- Xcuse me
Grl- jee kahiye
.
Boy- Mere hone wale bacho ki taraf se apko Happy Mother's DAY.

Nov,10 2014
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A boy proposed to a Girl,

A boy proposed to a Girl,
Girl-I am not accepting your proposal but I salute your choice..!!

Nov,10 2014
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when the night comes,look at the sky

when the night comes,look at the sky
if you see a falling star,dont wonder why.
just make a wish.trust me it will come true..
becoz..i tried and found u..

Nov,10 2014
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Hey, I just got your blood test report.

Hey, I just got your blood test report.
U have been tested HIV positive.
Report reads person has high percentage
of Honey In Veins. No Wonder!

Nov,10 2014
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Message received

1
Message received
1
cute friend sent it
1
monkey is reading it
1
monkey is angry
1
monkey is still reading
1
will forward the msg 2 another monkey.
you continue to read?

Nov,10 2014
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Very Touching Text By Shakespeare From His Novel

Very Touching Text By Shakespeare From His Novel,
.
I Am Mad For Her..
.
But
.
Why I Am Not Made For Her?

Nov,10 2014
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Best way to purpose a girl

Best way to purpose a girl.
Take her to sea,
Say her to sit in a boat.
Then take the boat in the middle of sea.
Then say Marry Me
or
Leave My Boat.

Nov,10 2014
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Today is International Handsome Boys

Today is International Handsome Boys
and Beautiful Girls day!
So send this message to someone
who looks smart and cute...
Be true.. Don't cheat like me.

Nov,10 2014
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A tech support employee once received

A tech support employee once received a call from a disgruntled lady who had
purchase one of their PCs.

"The cup holder on my computer broke! I just got some coffee and put it in the
cup holder and then it broke, and the coffee spilled all over me! I want a
replacement!"

The employee was a little confused and didn't know what to say. He finally
asked her to describe the cup holder to him...he'd never heard of his company
selling in-computer cup holders.

So the lady went on to describe the cup holder to him. "Well, it pops out of
the little box when I push a button, and it has 40x written on it..." 

Nov,8 2014
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Nov,8 2014
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Pakau shayaari tym

Pakau shayaari tym !!!!
Disco:- Bar mein kyu hai
Dhamaal...??
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Disco:- Bar mein kyu
hai Dhamaal.....?
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A.C.P bola: Daya , surakshit kaale
mere baal , Vasmol ne kiya
kamaal...:P=D :D =D 

Nov,8 2014
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Cricket Ke Saare

Cricket Ke Saare
Ball Catch Hue...


Cricket Ke Saare
Ball Catch Hue...



Fredricks Kya
Fingerprints Match Hue? 

Nov,8 2014
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Cid Returns Raat K Pehlu

Cid Returns Raat K Pehlu
Me Chand Sitare Chaye He
Raat K Pehlu Me Chand
Sitare Chaye He Madam Darwaja
Kholiye Hum Cid Se Aye Hai. 

Nov,8 2014
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Bachchon ne CID dekha to maa bahot chillayi

Bachchon ne CID dekha to maa bahot chillayi....
Bachchon ne CID dekha to maa bahot chillayi....
Ye baat jaankar "kuch to gadbad hay !"
bolke ACP ne apni ungli hilayi !!!! 

Nov,8 2014
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A Women can Keep only One

A Women can Keep only One
Secret..
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The Secret Of Her Age... 

Nov,7 2014
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Ladkiwale: kitna kamate ho?

Ladkiwale: kitna kamate ho?
Ladka: Bahot.
Ladkiwale: Bahot matlab kitna bolo.
Ladka: Bahot matlab kitna.
Ladkiwale shock, Ladka rock

Nov,7 2014
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