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Ek baar 2 chintiyo ke hathi k sath jhagde hote hai...
Toi woh chintiya ped pe baithi rehti hai... Aur niche se hathi jata hai..
Toh achanak ek chinti upar se hathi k upar jump karti hai...
Toh dusri chinti kya kahegi,
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DABA sale ko....
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EXam's song by Munna bhai:
"Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,
To duji shuru ho gayi MAAMU.
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Santa Driving On D Wrong
Side Of One Way Road,
&
He Became Upset & Said,
Shit,
I Think I Am Late To
The Function,
All R Coming Back..
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Santa Driving On D Wrong
Side Of One Way Road,
&
He Became Upset & Said,
Shit,
I Think I Am Late To
The Function,
All R Coming Back..
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ek bar accident hua to bhid jama ho gayi.
Ek sardar ko dekhne ko mauka nahi mil raha tha,
To usne chilaya hato ye mera bap tha.
Pas ja kar dekha to kutta mara tha.
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Garib ne tajmahal ki har diwar ko dekha.
Har minar ko dekha
Har khidki ko dekha or
bola-
"Maa kasam sachchi
Mohabbat me kharcha bahut hai.
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Are O friendva..,
Hamar se kono galti hui gava ka?
Tohar SMS ke darshan kiye 1 jamana beet gava..!! Tanik 1 dui SMSva bhijvai deyo,
Hamar TUNTUNIYA pe..!!
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Baccha Ghar Se Maar Khakar
Gusse Me School Ja Raha Tha.
Kisne Pucha-Beta Padhte Ho?
Bacha-Nahi School Ki Dress Pahen K,
Tere Baap Ki Baarat Me Ja raha Hu..
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Teacher 2 gujarati : Padhai Karo,
Warna Koi Tumhe Job Nahi Dega....
Gujarati : Padhai Wo Log Karte,
Jise Job Chahiye,
HUM to JOB DENGE
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Kabirji ka modified doha
For talented studnt like us:-
Kahe jaawat tution ko,kahe krt pdai
No.To utne hi aan hai,jitne ki chit bnai....
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Ek bar engineering ke sabhi
Professores ko
ek plane mein bithaya gaya.. Fir announce kiya gaya ki
“YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE
BNAYA HAI” Sab profesrs utar gaye…
Par principal baithe rahe Logo ne pucha: Aapko Darr
nahi lgta? Principle: Muje apne studnts
par pura bharosa hai. Ye start hi nahi hoga!!
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Admi shrab k nashy me ghar ja k so gya
Rat ko mar gya or
Upr ja k usne 1 chance or manga
Usko murgi bna k zamin pe bhej diya gya
Murgi banny k bad 1 anda de k
Bahut khush hua
Jese hi dusra anda deny lga
Us k sir p joota lga or
Uski bv ki awaz aai
Uth Kaminay.
Bistar per Potty Kar Raha Hai. :-)
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"Dosti" Ka "Rishta"aakh Aur Ungli Jaesa Hote He.
Ungli Ko Jab Chot Lagti He To Aakh Rone Lagti He
Aur Jab Aakh Roti He To Ungli Aasu Pochti He.
Thats True.
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Aasman Se Unchi Meri Manzil Hai
Pariyo Se Sundar Mera Khwab Hai
Sagar Se Gehra Mera Pyar Hai
Aur
Sare Jahan Se Achha Mera Yaar Hai.
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Door Ho Jau To Zra Intezar Krna,
Apne Dil Me Itna To Aitbaar Rkhna,
Lout K Aayenge Hum,agar Kahi Chale
Bhi Gaye To,
Aap Bs Hamse Ye Dosti Brqrar Rakna.
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Jindagi Badalti Hai
Classroom Se Office
Books Se Files
Jeans Se Formal
Pocket Money Se Salary:a:
Girlfriend Se Wife
Lekin
Saale Dost Kbhi Nai Badlte
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Kamine K Kamine Rehte Hai.
Hit Like For Ur Such Kamine Friends..!!
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Think Of Me And Keep In Mind
A Faithful Friend Is Hard To Find
But If You Find One Equal And
True Never Leave Him For The New.
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Maut Mangte He To Zindagi Khfa Ho Jati Hai
Zaher Lete He To Wo Bhi Dawa Ho Jati Hai
Tu Hi Bata Aye Dost Kya Karun.
Jisko B Chahte He To Wo Bewafa Ho Jati Hai.
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Kisi Ko Apni Khoobion Ka Ehsaas Nahin Hota,
Aap Jaisa Dostoon Ka Milna Itifaaq Nahin Hota,
Achha Kuch Kia Hoga Hum Ne,
Warna Aap Ho Sath Humaray Yeh Yaqeen Nahin Hota
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Friends Da Dhaba Menu:
Pyar Di Roti
Care Di Sabji
Affection Da Raita
Faith Da Salad
Trust Da Pulav N
Friendship Di Sweet Dish.
Ur Bill: 1 Sms.
My Tip: Ur Smile.
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Log Kahte Hai Zami Par Kisi Ko Khuda Nahi Milta,
Shayad Un Logo Ko Dost Koi Tumsa Nahi Milta,
Kismat Walo Ko Hi Milti Hai Panah Kisi Ke Dil Me,
Yun Har Shaks Ko Jannat Ka Pata Nahi Milta.
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Najuk Sa Dil Kabhi Bhul Se Na Tute,
Choti Choti Baato Se Aap Na Ruthe,
Thodi Si Bhi Fikar Hai Agar Aapko Hamari
To Koshish Karna Ki Ye Dosti Kabhi Na Tute.
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Boy: Agr Wo Meri Na Hui To,
Me Use Kisi Aur Ka B Ni Hone Dunga :(
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Friend: Aur Agr Wo Teri Hui To
Sab Ki Hone De Ga? :P :D
Ha Ha Ha Thoko Like
For Kamine Friends.
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Kabhi Kisi Se Zikre-judai Mat Karna,
Iss Dost Se Kabhi Ruswayi Mat Karna.
Jab Dil Uth Jaye Hamari Dosti Se To Bata Dena..
Bina Batae Bewafai Mat Karna.
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Message Karne Se Jo Darte Hai.
Call Karne Par Jo Marte Hai.
Badluck Dekho Hamara.
Aise Kanjus Dost
Hamare Hi Palle Padte Hain.
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Sapno Mei Aane Wale Tera Shukria,
Dil Ko Behlane Wale Tera Shukria,
Kaun Karte Hai,
Aaj Zamane Mei Itni Dosti?
Hame Dost Kehne Wale Tera Shukria..!!
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Ak Khusi Bahut H,
Apno Ki Yad Dilane Ke Liye,
Ye Dosti Hi To H,
Zindagi Bhar Nibhane Ke Liye,
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Badi Masroof Zindagi H
Phif Bhi Na Jane Kyu.
Dost
Tujhe Har Sans Ke Sath
Yaad Karne Ki Aadat Nahi Jati.
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"Sorry means"
S-ome
O-ne
R-eally
R-emember
Y-you.
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There is nothing wrong to say sorry!
when we are wrong,
One sorry can save many precious Relationships!
Today is "world sorry saying Day.
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Feeling sorry for yourself, and
you present condition,
is not only a waste of energy but
the worst habit you could possibly have.
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I hurt you…
But I didn't mean to...
Please forgive me!
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How can I begin to say I`m sorry.
I didn't mean to upset you.
I hope that you can forgive me.
I’m sorry.
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I am sorry to be smiling every time you"re near.
I am sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you"re here.
I am sorry that cupid has made his hit.
I am sorry I love you,
I cant help it.
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Be the first one to say Sorry
when the other person seems to be hurt becouse of you
and Be the 1st one to forgive if a Person says Sorry to you!
I am so Sorry ..
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Tum Hasti Ho Mujhe Hasane Ke Liye,
Tum Roti Ho Mujhe Rulane Ke Liye,
Tum Ek Bar Rooth Kar To Dekho,
Mar Jaoun Ga Tumhein Manane Ke Liye..
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How Can I Begin to Say I'M Sorry..
I Didnt Mean to Upset you.
I Hope That you Can forgive Me
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For your birthday, I just want to say: I hope you can see how special you are to me. Happy birthday, my love!
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Happy birthday to the person who means the most to me in the world. I hope your birthday wishes come true. I know mine did the day I met you. Thank you for always being right by my side, sweetheart.
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We have been best friends since forever. I’m running out of birthday greetings so what more can I say but a matter-of-fact. Happy Birthday! I wish you a wonderful day today and the coming days as well.
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Cos today is your day,
its an opportunity for u to know that
u are special and special things are for u today,
i wish u all the best.
Happy birth day. Love u!
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You were crying when u were born
while evrybody was laughing there
As u live 2 blow a thousand candles,
live ur life humbly so that
u would b the one laughing when u die
and everybody else would be crying.
Happy Birthday :)
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SUN LIKES THE SUNDAY
MOON LIKES THE MONDAY
BUT I LIKES ONEDAY
THATS YOUR BIRTHDAY
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As we observe your birthday now,
Your cake and gifts don't matter much.
These common things aren't really you,
Ribbons, paper hats and such.
We celebrate a person who
Brings happiness to everyone,
Someone who gives more than she gets,
And fills our lives with joy and fun.
So Happy Birthday, and many more!
We hope you make it to a hundred and two,
Because we cannot even dream
What life would be like without you.
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HOWEVER YOU DECIDE TO SPEND
THIS VERY SPECIAL DAY,
HERES HOPING
IT TURNS OUT TO BE
JUST RIGHT IN EVERY WAY !
H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y 2 UUU
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I am dancing and singing on your birthday!
Only that you cant see me!!
Happy birthday
Wish I was celebrating with you.
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You can spend
hundreds on birthdays,
thousands on festivals,
lakhs on weddings,
but to celebrate
all you have to spend is your TIME....
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In soft gleaming of stars....
may all ur dreams come true,
may evry star of every night bring love and joy to you
Happy Birthday .......
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Suraj roshni le kar aayaa,
Aur chidyon ne gaanaa gaayaa,
Phoolon ne hans hans kar bolaa,
Mubarak ho tumhaara janam din aaya!
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