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I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can't send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I'm sending you just 1 joke
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"You are so beautiful"
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In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.
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In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.
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A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie,
Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me...
But U have Crackjacked my Heart,
Bcoz I have a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position...
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Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.
Wife:What is 1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.
Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second.
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1.Saa
2.Re
3.Gaa
4.Maa
5.Paa
6.Dha
7.Nee
8.Saa
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Kripya khudko pehchan ne ke liye 3 our 6 fir se dohraye.
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Dad : beta, why ur sister sitting so silent?
Son : Nothing dad sister asked lipstick
but I gave fevistick thats all.
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Do u know similarity
between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
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Both don't exist in todays world.
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What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ?
Monkey saves this message &
Donkey deletes this message.
Choice is yours.
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A newly married girl name Ruby got first class in her B.Ed exams.
Her husband sent telegram to her parents
Ruby First Class in Bed!
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mehrbaan kadardaan dekho mere sms ka kamaal
ghanti bajegi bander nachega
mobile uthayega sms padega ab muskurayega
ab banda hoshiyari dikhayega or msg forward karega.
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On a romantic day sardar's girl friend asks him,
Darling on our engagement day,will u give me a ring?
Sardar - sure but from landline or mobile?
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Cat - how old r u?
Elephant - 15 years
Cat - 15 ? but u look so big
Elephant - i am a complan boy
Cat - i am 30
Elephant - 30? but u look so small.
Cat - i am ponds age miracle.
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Wife 2 husband - oh zara dhire se karo rajdhani chala rahe ho kya?Maalgadi chalao na.
Their son fell from bed and said - jo marji chalaopadh passenger ko maat girao.
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World's smallest resignation letter?
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Respected sir,
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I love Ur wife.
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Thank you.
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He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me, he bit,
sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left, i was hurt,
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BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!
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Rabdi devi : oji sunte ho raat me billi(cat) pura dudhwa p jati hai.
Lalu : tereko kyee bar bole hain ki raat me blaujwa ka button lga kr soya kar.
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Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master.
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Dad: BETA ladki ka baap ghadi de to SUIT mang lena!
Scooter de to CAR, Dukan de to MAKAN manglena.
Beta- acha to LADKI ke badle
uski
MAA manglu?
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Son : Mom u r white but why i am black?
Mom : ok dear considering all the crazy things i've done at young age,
i am really thankful to god that u don't bark.
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Teacher : What is common between Buddha, Jesus, Mahabir and Guru Nanaka?
Student : All of them were born on government holidays.
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son : aap papa k upar char k jump kyon karte h?
mom : papa k pet ki hawa nikal ne k liye.
son : kya faida, kamwali to papa ki pant khol k mukh se fir bhardeti hai.
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Sahab:
Tum bathroom main qun ghus aye,
kiya tumhein pta nahi tha ki main nahaa rahaa hun?
naukar:
sahab galati ho gayi,
mein samjhaa tha begum sahibaa naha rahi hain..
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One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using
Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any
message. He angried and called to rani. She told stupid "This was a missed call"
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Cstmer : How much is that banana for?
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Slsman : Rs.10
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Cstmer : Can you sell it to me for Rs.6?
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Slsman : At that rate, you will only get the banana peel!
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Cstmer : Ok I will buy the banana for Rs.4, but you can keep the peel!
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Do you know why God has created spaces between your fingers?
So that someone would come in your life..
hold your hand & say...
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"LE CIGARETTE PEE.."
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1- U r a nice person.
2- line one is true.
3- line 2 is false if line 1 is true.
4- both 2&3 are true.
5- all 4 r false.
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Mere Marne ke baad aey dost aansoo mat bahana,
Agar yaad aaye meri to seedhe upar chale aana,
Agar waha me na dikhu to samajh lena tu narak me hai.
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Joy was on Christ,
Love was on mas,
so let all of this found u anywhere u are this lovely season.
merry x mas and happy new year
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Love came down at Christmas;
Love all lovely, love divine;
Love was born at Christmas,
Stars and angels gave the sign.
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Every end is just a new beginning. Keep your spirits and determination unshaken and you shall always walk the glory road. With courage, faith and efforts you shall conquer everything you desire. I wish you a very happy new year.
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Even if our talks may lessen, and so might our hellos, our stories might shorten along with our greetings, but remember that no matter what happens, my prayers and wishes for you will never fall short. May this year be the best year by far, and may this year bring with it endless joy and happiness.
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Cheers to the new year. May it be a memorable one. Happy New Year.
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Best wishes to my beloved friend for an amazing year ahead. May the sunshine of happiness always shine above you. May the dove of peace rest over you and live in your home. May the dense forest of love surround you all year round. May you have a lovely New Year.
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A New Year Brings With It New Opportunities.
It Is The Time To Make New Beginnings
As You Open A New Chapter Of Your Life.
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Happy new year in advance
to you & your family.
This year will bring u prosperity,
wealth,
success,
pleasure &
leasure.
Happy 2015.
Enjoy evry bit of life
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Its The Last Evening Of 2014.
So Wish U A Very Happy Evening.
Also Wish U Great Days In 2015
All Upcoming Years In Ur Life, Filled With joy.
Wish You Great Fun On New Year's Eve.
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May You Have The Pockets Of Happiness,
That Will Attract All The Good Wishes, This Year,
I Am Putting First Wish In It,
By Wishing You A Very Happy New Year!
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We Are Going To Celebrate Tonight,
The Kids Are In Bed,
And I Am Setting The Mood
For Us To Get Our Groove On.
Hurry Up !
And Come On Home
And Let Me Wish You
A Happy New Year.
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Send Me Some Loving,
Add A Kiss Or Two To The Mail.
I Am Yearning and Longing For You
To Come On Home.
Even though you’re Miles Across The World.
I Feel So Happy like
You’re Right Here
I Can’t Stop Thinking about You,
Happy New Year Baby!
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Be Grateful That You Have Seen
A New Year Again.
Look Back At All Your Past Achievements
No Matter How Small And Pat
Yourself At The Back.
Plan On Achieving
More Than Yesteryear And Enjoy The New Year.
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May This New Year Contain
More Strands To Strengthen Your Family Bond
And May You Find Love,
Care And Happiness
In Every Face Of Your Family Member
So That Every Moment With Them
Will Be Like A Moment With An Angel Of Joy.
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Fill your life with Happiness & Bright Cheer,
Bring to u Joy and Prosperity for the whole Year,
And it's my New Year wish 4u Dear.
Wishing u a VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR.
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Keep the smile,
leave the tear,
Think of joy,
forget the fear,
Hold the laugh,
leave the pain,
Be joyous ,
Coz its new year!
HAPPY NEW YEAR
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Top 10 New Year Resolutions
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Finally The Golden Opportunity
Has To Come To Rise Up And Touch The Limits.
To Set New Records And New Goals.
To Achieve A Little More Than The Previous Year.
To Receive New Surprises And Get A Few Surprises.
Wishing You An Opulent New Year.
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This Is To Wish You A Year
Full Of Growth And Expansion.
May You Reap A Hundred Fold In
Whatever You Set Your Hands On
And May Every Drop Of Your Sweat
While Working Get Converted Into Endless Bounty Harvests.
Have A Happy New Year.
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My new year resolution
I wouldn't worry about doing things
right way or the wrong way.
This year,
I am gonna do things my way.
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ONE GLASS WATER,
ONE GLASS BEER,
OH MY DEAR,
"HAPPY NEW YEAR" :-)
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We will open the new book.
Its pages are blank.
We are going to put words on them ourselves.
The book is called Opportunity
and
its first chapter is New Year's Day.
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