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Teacher: Kal Suraj Par Lecture Dungi,Subko Aana Hoga.
Choton:Mai Nahi Aa Sakta
Teacher:kyu?
Choton:Maa Itna Door Jaane nahi Degi??
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Kaali kaali khaali raato se hone lagi
Hai dostiiii..
Khoya khoya main Kitabo main
Aata mujhe, kuch bhi nahi..
Har Problem har Concept main kaise sehta hu....:-|
Har pal har lamha main khud se ye kehta rehta hun..
Tujhe bhula diya...
Tujhe bhula diya...
phir kyon tere syllabus ne mujhe
Rula diya..
Mujhe rula diya...
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School Me aag lag gayi.sabhi bache khush the ye sochkar ki ab school nahi aana padega,lekin ek bacha udas tha.
Sir:Tum kyu udas ho beta?
Boy:Aap kaise bach gaye
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Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete…
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4m ragging to being seniors,
4m strangers to being frnds,
4m having crush to falling in love,
4m being freaks 2 being d dudes n dudettes,
4m joys to tears,this s the journey frm FIRST to SECOND year! Njoy the last few months as JUNIORS.... Dese r special days of our life !!
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Teachar to tintu
What is the full form of CLASS
TINTU= C-COME, L-LATE, A-AND, S-START, S-SLEEPING
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Nalayk banna hai to aise bano ki
Jab kitaben kholo to panne khud kahen
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beta tabiyat thik hai ya pee rakhi hai
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Ye Exam Ke Rishte Bhi Ajib Hote He
Sab Apne Apne Nasib Hote He
Rehte He Jo
Nigaho Se Dur
Saale Wahi Question Compulsory Hote He..
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The Most difficult task for a
student is......?
1) Waiting for the lecture to end
2) Stop laughing at teacher...
3) Controlling sleep in class
4) Attending class without
bunking
5) Studying
6) All of the above
7) To behave like a student :E
To reach class before
attendance :-l
9) To bear a dumb teacher :/
10) To tackle crazy teachers..!
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Miss (school me)- jo bachha hame 1 se 10 tk ginti sunayega use hm hath par ek kiss denge,aur jo 100 tk sunayega use gaal par 2 kiss denge.
Ek bachha bola- miss tb to bistar laga lo.
Miss- kyo?
Bachha- hame to puri book yad h.
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Father to his son- How was the paper? Son- bas pehla sawal chut gaya. Father- acha,aur baki? Son- 3rd mujhe ata nahi tha, 4th main karna bhul gya, 5th mujhe nazar nahi aya nd 6th paper ki pichli taraf tha meine dekha nahi. Father gusse me bola- aur 2nd ques? Son- bas sirf wahi galat hua hai!
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Kya Hai Zindagi- Dekho To Khwab Hai Zindgi Padho To Kitab Hai Zindgi, Suno To Gyan Hai Zindgi, Par Hum Ye Kehte Hai “Haste Raho” To Aasan Hai ZindGI.
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Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
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What is FEAR ? ? . FEAR is that deep, wrenching feeling when pages of your book still smell new and d exam is just 1 day away!!
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Answers in Exams by non medical
student- LOL
1. Antibody - One who hates his
body .
2. Artery - Study of Fine Paintings.
3. Bacteria - Back door of a
Cafeteria .
4. Coma - Punctuation Mark .
5. Gall Bladder - Bladder of a Girl .
6. Genes - Blue Denim.
7. Labour Pain - Hurt at Work .
8. Liposuction - A French Kiss .
9. Ultrasound - Radical Sound .
10. Cardiology - Advanced Study of
Playing Cards .!
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Ustad:"Bhai Chara" ka jumla banao"!
Shagird"
Jb Doodh wale se pochha k itna mehnga kiyu? bechte ho?
to us ne kaha,
"BHAI"! "CHARA"
mehnga hogaya hai.
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YE EK TRUE incident-hai
isse frwd kijeye taki bharat me
OR KISI BACCHE K SATH aisa na ho
Date 1July'11.
Jise soch k Insaan ki Ruh tak
kaanp jati hai..
Magar zalimo k hath tak na
kaanpe
Jaipur me 3 saal ki ek Masum
Bachhi
jo Theek se bol bhi nahi sakti thi,
Or jo din uske khelne kudne k
the
Uske sage Baap
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Or kamine Bhai ne milkar us
masum
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ko
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zabardasti
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"SCHOOL" Bhej diya.
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True graduation speech:
First I would like to thank Google.
Secondly, to Copy Paste and thirdly,
to the thank Xerox machine!
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The only thing we learn in classes during serious lectures is..
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typin msgs widout looking at dphone.!!
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Jo mill gya use muqadar samjo,
Khud ko waqt ka sikandr samjo,
kyu drte ho result se
Result aane tak khudko university ka toper samjo.
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Height of technology:
A stunt writes all Ans as
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and lastly he writes..
Ans. aer written in BAR CODE Format 2Protect from Being Copied.
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Sabhi student ko Infom kiya jata
hai ki wo apne results aane se
pehle
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Ghar ki sab
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Chapallen
belts
pipes
wires
bat
jhaDu
wipar
etc.
Chupa de..
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Nahi to Result kharab aaya to
khamakha padosiyo ko free
Action Drama dekhne ko
miljayega..
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#Exam facts-
1) Sometimes I think to write LOL at the end of every answer in exams
2) During last 5 minutes of examination every student gets a super natural power...Yoyo
3) 50% of the exam is always based on 1 lesson that you missed and 1 topic that you didnt prepare....
4) Law of studentology: Book continues to be in state of rest or covered with dust and soil, unless the exams are appeared
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Classic examples for students of
different age groups :-. .
1st to 3rd class - hey ! I studied
everything for exam . .
4th to 6th class - hey ! That question
was very hard so i leave only that
question
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7th to 10th class - hey ! Read only
important questions . . .
11th class - i think 4 chapters are
enough 2 get pass .
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12th class - kal exam kaun sa hai yaar ?
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And in college - saalo bata to dete aaj
exam hai, main toh pen bhi nahi laya..
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Boy jab fail ho jaye to....
mom 3 words kehti hai: " AUR JAA GHUMNE "
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Gf bhi 3 words kehti hai:"SHARM NAHI AATI "
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Aur dost bhi 3 words hi kehtehain but dil jeet lete hain
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" Abe Tu Bhi " .
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MAHA KHATARNAK STUDENT
Teacher: What is a verb?
Student: A verb is a valve found in bicycle tyre.
Teacher: What are you saying?.
Student: It is a complete sentence.
Teacher: Are you mad?.
Student: It is a question.
Teacher: Don't be silly.
Student: It is an advice.
Teacher: Stop that nonsense.
Student: It is a command.
Teacher: You are an idiot.
Student: It is an insult!.
Teacher: Get out of my class.
Student: It is an order!
Teacher: Oh my God! What a shame!
Student: It is an exclamation.
Teacher: May God have mercy on you.
Student: It is a prayer sir! :p
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DiL Mein Is Tarah Tere Dard ko Rakh LetI Hun
Jaise Ghar Mein Kisi Mujrim ko Chupaya Jaaye.
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Mohabbat Ke Sapne Wo Dikhlate Bahut Hai,
Rato Me Wo Hamko Rulate Bahut Hai,
Main Ankho Main Kajal Lagau To Kaise,
In Ankho Ko Log Rulate Bahut Hai.
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Har Sajde Mein Jo Manga Karti Thi,
Duaa Hamare Rishte Ke Liye....
Aaj Wahi Sab Bhul Kar Mujhe Thukrana Chahti Hai.
Main Janta Hoon Wo Ab Mujhse Kuch Nhi Kahegi Aur Shayad.
Yahi Sach Hai Ki Meri Ajnabi Mujhe,
Chhodkar Jana Chahti Hai....!!
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Rat Bhar Jag Kar Yad Unhe Krte He,
Sath Nhi H Wo Pyar Jinhe Hum Krte He,
Jeete He Jab Tanha Unke Bina Hum,
Lagta He Jeekar Bhi Hum Gunah Karte Hai.
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O Yad Hamesha Aati Hai.
O Dil Ko Is Kadar Tadpati Hai.
Phir Bhi Zee Raha Hun Ye Soch Kar.
Zo Dil Me Hote Hai
Wo Kismat Me Nahi Hote.
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O Yad Hamesha Aati Hai.
O Dil Ko Is Kadar Tadpati Hai.
Phir Bhi Zee Raha Hun Ye Soch Kar.
Zo Dil Me Hote Hai
Wo Kismat Me Nahi Hote.
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Kahan Dhoondte Ho Tum Ishq Ko Ae-Bekhabar.
Ye Khud Hi Dhoond Leta Hai,
Jise Barbaad Karna Ho !!
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Wo Yu Hi Ruth Gaye.
Saare Arman Mere Toot Gaye.
Nafrat Ka Dhong Aisa Dikhaya Unhon.
Ek Wo Patthar Ban Kar Jeene Lage Aur.
Hum Sheesha Bankar Toot Gaye.
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Wo Yu Hi Ruth Gaye.
Saare Arman Mere Toot Gaye.
Nafrat Ka Dhong Aisa Dikhaya Unhon.
Ek Wo Patthar Ban Kar Jeene Lage Aur.
Hum Sheesha Bankar Toot Gaye.
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Aansuo Ke Girne Ki Aahat Nahi Hoti,
Dil Ke Tootne Ki Awaaz Nahi Hoti,
Agar Hota Khuda Ko Ehsaas Dard Ka,
To Use Dard Dene Ki Aadat Nahi Hoti.
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Intzar Ki Aarzu Ab Kho Gayi Hai,
Khamoshiyo Ki Aadat Ho Gayi Hai,
Na Sikwa Raha Na Shikayt Kisi Se,
Agar Hai To Ek Mohbbat,
Jo In Tanhayion Se Ho Gayi Hai..!
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Intzar Ki Aarzu Ab Kho Gayi Hai,
Khamoshiyo Ki Aadat Ho Gayi Hai,
Na Sikwa Raha Na Shikayt Kisi Se,
Agar Hai To Ek Mohbbat,
Jo In Tanhayion Se Ho Gayi Hai..!
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Intzar Ki Aarzu Ab Kho Gayi Hai,
Khamoshiyo Ki Aadat Ho Gayi Hai,
Na Sikwa Raha Na Shikayt Kisi Se,
Agar Hai To Ek Mohbbat,
Jo In Tanhayion Se Ho Gayi Hai..!
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Unko Apne Haal ka Hisaab Kya Dete?
Sawal Saare Galat The, Hum Jawab Kya Dete?
Wo Toh Lafzo Ki Hifazat Bhi Naa Kr Sake.
Phir Unke Hath Mein Zndgi Ki Puri Kitaab Kya Dete???
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Jis Din Hamari Sanse Tham Jaye
Ush Din Aapki Ankho Me Nami Chaye Ya Na Chaye..
Par
Khuda Se Dua Hai Ki
Jis Din Aapki Ankho Me Nami Cha Jaye.
Ush Din Hamari Sanse Tham Jaye.
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Jis Din Hamari Sanse Tham Jaye
Ush Din Aapki Ankho Me Nami Chaye Ya Na Chaye..
Par
Khuda Se Dua Hai Ki
Jis Din Aapki Ankho Me Nami Cha Jaye.
Ush Din Hamari Sanse Tham Jaye.
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Hans...!
Hans k Sunati Hai Jahan Bhar k Fasane.
Jab...!
Tere Bare Main Puchu To Roo Deti Hai Barish.
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Bahut Anmol Tha Main Koi Kharid Na Saka Muje.
Heran Hu Ki Tere Hatho Bika To Bika Kaise.
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Maine Rab Se Kaha Wo Chhod Ke Chali Gayi Mujhe;
Pata Nahi Uski Kya Majburi Thi;
Rab Ne Kaha Isme Uska Koi Kasur Nahi;
Ye Kahani Toh Maine Likhi Hi Adhuri Thi!
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Woh Hamare Nehi To Kya Gam Hai.
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Hum To Oonhi Ke Hain,Yeh Kya Kam Hai.
Na Gam Kam Hai, Na Ansu Kam Hai.
Dekhte Hain Rulane Walo Mein Kitna Dum Hain.
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"Koi Rutha Hua Shaks Aaj Bhut Yaad Aaya,
Ek Gujra Hua Waqt Aaj Bhut Yaad Aaya,
Chupa Leta Tha Jo Mere Dard Ko Apne Seene Me,
Aaj Phir Dard Hua To Vo Bhut Yaad Aaya.
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