This Is To Wish You Vigor And Vitality
In This New Year.
May You Be Able To Cover Miles
In All That You Undertake
To Do With Untold Resilience
Till You Finally Reach
To Your Destination And Still Have The Energy
To Enjoy The New Findings.
Welcome New Year..
May You Bring Extreme Joy
To The Heart Of All People Young Of Small..
May Love And Comfort Continue
Out The New Year And Spread
Like A Virus To Other People Around Us
Wishing You A Happy New Year..
Welcome New Year Into Our Hearts ..
Into The Soul Of Our Bodies..
Into The Center Of Our Minds..
May We Continue To Helpful To Others
And May The Kindness Spread Like A Wildfire
Be always at war with your vices,
at peace with your neighbors
and
let each new year find you a better man.
Happy New Year
Beauty..
Freshness..
Dreams..
Truth..
Imagination..
Feeling..
Faith..
Trust..
This is beginning of a new year!
Years come and go,
but this year I specially wish 4 u
a double dose of health n happiness
topped with loads of good fortune.
Have a great year ahead!
HAPPY NEW YEAR 2015!!!
Nights are Dark but Days are Light,
Wish your Life will always be Bright.
So my Dear don't get Fear
Coz, God Gift us a "BRAND NEW YEAR".
*HAPPY NEW YEAR*
Just As A New Bloom Spreads
Fragrance And Freshness Around
May The New Year Add A New Beauty
And Freshness Into Your Life.
May Your Hair, Your Teeth,
Your Face-Lift, Your Abs And
Your Stocks Not Fall;
And May Your Blood Pressure,
Your Triglycerides,
Your Cholesterol,
Your White Blood Count And
Your Mortgage Interest Not Rise.
Happy Healthy New Year 2014
This Past Year Was Flawed,
We Were Only Human.
The Past Year Was Just A Year,
Nothing But The Past.
Now Is The Dawn Of A New Beginning,
And The Start Of The New Year.
On To Better Times,
And A Year’s Whose Flaws Are
No More Serious Than A Pin Prick.
Happy First Good Morning of New Year 2015
May this new year brings just happiness not tear,
Everybody loves only you dear,
All your problems will be finish
It's for you my special new year's wish.
Remember the laughter,
the joy,
the hard work,
and the tears.
And as you reflect on the past year,
also think of the new one to come.
Because most importantly,
this is a time of new beginnings
and the celebration of life."
ZAMANA GUJAR GAYE HAATHO KO MILEYE HUE, MUDDAT HO GAYI NAZARON KO MILAYE HUE. DIN RAAT NIKAL GAYE YAADON ME KHOYE HUE, AB KAB SAMANE AAOGE DEAR MUSKURATE HUE.
Hum ne to mohabbat ke nashe me use khuda bana diya...
Hosh to tab aaya jab us ne kaha
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Khuda kisi ek ka nahi hota....
Koi sayar koi fakir ban jaye,
Aapko jo dekh le wo khud tasveer ban jaye,
Na phoolo ki zarurat na kaliyo ki,
Jaha aap kadam rakhe wahi tasveer ban jaye.
Meri Mulakat Ko Chahe Musibat Kehna
Apni Nazar Ko Mere Liye Nafrat Kehna
Par Akele Me Jab Ansoo Bhari Aankhe
Meri Yaad Dilaye To Jaan Use Meri Mohabbat Kehna!!
Kya mangu khuda se tumhe pane k baad.
Kiska karu intzar zindgi me tere aane k baad.
Kyun pyar me jaan luta deta hai log.....
Mujhe maloom hua tumhe apna banane k baad.
Tute Huye Paimaane Me Jaam Nahin Aata
Ishk K Mareez Ko Aaram Nahin Aata
Dil Torne Wale Kamse Kam Ye To Socha Hota
K Tuta Hua Dil Kisi K Kaam Nahin Aata...
Aye Barish Zara Tham Ke Baras,
Jab Mera Yaar Aa Jaye Toh Jam Ke Baras,
Phele Na Baras Ki Woh Aa Na Sake,
Phir Itna Baras Ki Woh Ja Na Sake…
Na to yado ko yaad rakhte h.
na hi sapno ko paas rakhte h.
ham to bas unko yaad rakhte h.
jo hame apne dil ke paas rakhte h.
Khawaish Hi Nahi Alfaaz Ki,
Chahat Ko To Zarurat Hai Bas Ehsaas Ki,
Paas Hote To Manzar Hi KyaHota,
Door Se Khabar Hai Hume Aapki Har Saans Ki..!!
Kaha khuda ne mat kar Intzaar...
Is jamane mein tera pyar ka milna mushkil hai....
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Meine bhi kah diya lene de maza intzaar ka...
Agle janam mein to mumkin hai... J.p.
in today life,
love marriage means
to marry ur own lover
arranged marriage means
to marry others lover
it hurts, bt its 100% true
true love comes only 1 time wit 1 person.
if it comes again & again wen we see diffrent peoples den deirs rlationshp pples,
den deirs rlationshp wit othr jst formality
Hum aise aashik hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge,
Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge,
Agar wo aa jayegi meri zindagi me,
To lalu ki kasam Bihar me bhi Tajmahal bana denge.
Is Behte Dard Ko Mat Roko
Ye To Saza Hai Kisi Ke Intezaar Ki
Log Inhe Aansu Kahe Ya Deewangi
Par Ye To Nishani Hain Kisi Ke Pyar Ki...
Reet hai jaane kaisi yeh zamane ki,
Jo saza mili hai yaha Dil lagane ki.....
Na bithana kisi ko Dil mein itna ki,
Phir duwa mangni pade use bhulane ki.....
Prove:1Re=1ps
ENGG- solution:
LHS=1Re
=100ps
=10ps*10ps
=0.1rS*0.1rS
=0.01rS
=1ps
FOUND ANY MISTAKE..
that-s engg!
Prove:1Re=1ps
ENGG- solution:
LHS=1Re
=100ps
=10ps*10ps
=0.1rS*0.1rS
=0.01rS
=1ps
FOUND ANY MISTAKE..
that-s engg!
KUCH KUCH HOTA HA REX!X.. Exam pas aya d!l gabhraya un!vers!ty na jane kya paper banaya abto mara PEN RUK RUK K CHALTA HA KYA karu haye KUCH KUCH H0TA HA..
Prove:1Re=1ps
ENGG- solution:
LHS=1Re
=100ps
=10ps*10ps
=0.1rS*0.1rS
=0.01rS
=1ps
FOUND ANY MISTAKE..
that-s engg!
A Girl May Not Help U 2 Get Lot Of Marks.
But Marks May Help U 2 Get Lot Of Girls.
So Luv Ur Studies,Nt Girls
"BOYS FUTURE CARE COMMITTEE".
Teacher:Ur son is V gud but spends 2 much time thinking abt girls.
Mother:If u find solution,pls advise.His Father has same prob.
In Examination Hall, How do boys Manage the Time......
1. Watching the girls around.
2. Sighting the Lady Superviser.
3. Counting How Many Windows & Doors.
4. Seeing the brand name of the pen.
5. Reading evrything writen on benches.
6. Feelings for wasting yesterday nite.
7. Dreaming to study well for nxt xam.
8. Calculating again &again d Marks he can get, out of watever he has writen.
9. Thinking abusive words for the paper setter..
10. Watching d blank ans. Sheets &a
1 hand on pen
Othr on PHoNe,
1 ear on lecture
Othr on GOSSIP,
1 eye on board
Othr on CRUSH,
Who told college life is easy.
Students which are good absorber in class are good emitter in examination and shine in result or otherwise disappear
Har sawal se dat kar ladna
Fekne me kami mat karna
Mauka mile to piche b dekhna
Aur ek baat yaad rakhna
Aage wale k paper APNA Hi samajhna
BEST OF LUCK$!!
Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once.
How much is six plus 4..
Class: At once!
As i hv startd studyin seriously 4 exams n i hv decided not 2 msg any mor so i believe u ppl wil cooperate wid me.Thanx..
-Height of over acting-
Years ago people who sacrificed their
Sleep, Family, Food, Laughter & Other joys of Life
Were called Saints!
But nowadays they are called as
ENGINEERS..
MBBS Professor: The Sperm is made of glucose.The same material sugar is made of.
A girl raised her hand:
Then y doesn-t it taste like sugar..
The Professor-s reply ws a medical master piece:
My dear,its bcause the taste buds for sweetness are located on de tip of ur tongue & nt at the back of ur throat!
Hw wil a CS gal scolds a boy
"Pedaishi Error,
Virus k Bacche,
1Click Marungi 2 Dharti Se Delete Ho k Pataal Me Instaal Ho Jayega"
Dear Maths,
All my life you made me find ur X ! ! ! Listen buddy..
She-s not coming back..
So please move on!
Regards,
Frustrated Student.
A boy came running 2 d lecture hall.BOY:terrorists hav kidnapped all our lecturers nd hav demanded 50 lakhs 2 release them or else they will burn them alive..so pls donate...i hav already donated 10 litres kerosene.
A first bench student knows " TO AVOID THE PROBLEMS" But only the last bench students has the ability to "FACE THE PROBLEM" -
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greenland ka class 10th ka student hu kal ham school sa vida ho jayga jin sikasha ko na ham padya ha unki yada aygi from.viral
Like if you ever said this to your teacher ...
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Sir, I did My homework, but forgot it at home..!!
Teacher-Bacho kasam lo ki daru,cigrate or ladkiyo se dur rahoge or desh ke liye jaan bhi doge.
Boys-De denge! Saali aisi zindagi ka karenge bhi kya...!
Teacher- Bittu....Which one is bigger....Lion Or Elephant..?
Bittu after lot of thinking replies.
Bittu- Tell me the date of birth madam. Then only I can tell..