Usey Meri Hansi Bahot Pasand Thi !!
To Jatey Waqt Wo Bhi Saath Le Gayi !!
Kaha Koi Aisa Mila Jispe Dil Luta Dete.
Har Ek Ne Dhoka Diya Kis Kisko Bhula Dete.
Apne Dil Ka Dard Dil Hi Mein Dabaye Rakhe Hain.
Karte Bayan To Mehfil Ko Rula Dete!!
Nahi Karni Mujhe Mohabbat Un Logo Se.
Jo Hazaro Dil Jeet Ke Bhi,
Kisi Ek Ke Nahi Hote
Dosto Mai Fir Se Akela Ho Gaya.....
Usne Mujhe Ye Keh Kar Chod Diya,
Ke Hum Kisi Aur Ko Chahne Lage Hai.
Maine Use Tut Kar Chaha Hai
Ye Dosto
Jisne Kabhi Khud Ko Na Chaha Ho.
Apna Bankar Bhula Raha Hai Koi,
Khwab Dikhakar Rula Raha Hai Koi,
Uski Jindagi Se Chalti Hai Meri Sanse,
Ye Jante Hue Bhi Dur Ja Raha Hai Koi.
Ilaaj Na Dhundh Tu Ishq Ka,
Wo Hoga Hi Nahi...!
!
Ilaaj Marj Ka Hota Hai,Ibaadat Ka Nahi....!!!
Tujhe Kuch To Shikayat Hogi Aey Sanam Meri Wafao Se,
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Koi Aise Hi Nahi Gam K Andhere Me Dhakel Kar Jata Apno Ko.!
Tere intezaar me chora duniya ka sath,
Tere intezaar me chora apno ka sath,
JAb tuje jana hi tha
Tu kyu diya wado ka sath?!
Rah gaya ab may bs apno gamo k sath?
Jab kuch sapne adhure ban k reh jate h
Tab dil ka dard anshu bn k beh jate h
Jo kehte h ke hum sirf aap k h
Na jane kaise kise or k ho jate h.
Surat Unki,Khayalo Se Kyu Nahi Jati,
Nind Hai Aankho Me Magar Kyu Nahi Ati,
Wo saath The To Maut Ka Khouf Tha Mujhe,
Ab mai Tanha Hu Toh Maut Kyu Nahi Ati.
Itne Zakhm Khaye Huye Hai,
Ab Ishq Bhi Hota Nahi,
Darr Lagta Hai Iss Zamane Mein,
Kahin Sab Bewafa To Nahi
Wafa ka nam na lo wafa dil ko dukhati h.
Wafa ka nam lete hi
Ek bewafa ki yaad si aajati hai.
Jinke Liye Jagte Rahe Hum Saari Raat,
Woh So Rahi Hai Aaj Kisi Gair ke Saath,
Koi to Jaake Batlaye Usko Yeh Baat
Ae_Dost...
Ke Hum Kabhi DiL Nahi Laga Payege Aaj Ke Baad.
Aaj B Ye Dil Hr Pl Udas Rhta H,
Na Jane Kyo Us Bewfa Ka Intijar Krta Rhta H
Yakin H Ki Vo Bewfa Ab Nhi Aayegi,
Pr Is Dil Ko Kon Smjaye Ki Vo Kabi B Meri Nhi Hogi.
Unko Jana Tha Woh Chale Gaye.
Humko Khona Tha Humene Kho Diya.
Fark Toh Srif Itna Tha Ki.
Unhone Zindagi Ka Sirf Ek Pal Khoya.
Aur Humne Ek Pal Main Zindagi Kho Diya.
Chahton Ka Manzar Vo Is Kadar Dikha Gye
Ki Raah Chlte Ham Un Par Zindgi Luta Gye,
Vo Kyo Na Mili Ham Isi Soch Me Dube Rahe Or
Vo Kisi Dusre Ko Apna Bna Gye.
Agar Wo Jindagi Mein,
Ek Baar Mera Ho Jata,
To Main Zamaane Bhar Ki Kitabo
Se Lafz Bewfaai Hi Mita Deta.
Agar Wo Jindagi Mein,
Ek Baar Mera Ho Jata,
To Main Zamaane Bhar Ki Kitabo
Se Lafz Bewfaai Hi Mita Deta.
Unki Yaad Aakar Dil Jala Deti Hai,
Jo Karni Ho Baate Wo Baate Bhula Deti Hai,
Shocha Na Tha Is Tarah Se Chhod Ke Jayegi,
Ek Pal Ko Sab Bhula Deti Hai.
Zindagi Guzar Rahi Hai Uss Ke Khayalon Mein
Ajeeb Si Ik Laali Thi Uss Haseen Ke Gaalon Mein
Socha Tha Bhool Jayenge Uss Bewafa Ko Hum Lekin
Eik Bhi Yaad Na Mit Saki Dekho Itne Saalon Mein!!
Andaaz Dekho0 Us Ky Dil Torny Ka,,
Rukhsar Par Hath Rakh Kar Kaha Usne,
Tum Piyare Buhat HooPar Piyar Nahi Tum Se.
Dil To Tod Hi Diya Hai,
Ab Jala Do Aashiyana Mera.
Taki Hum Jalkar Khaak Ho Jaye
Na Dekh Sake Gairon Ke Sang Muskurana Tera.
Sagar Ki Lehro Ka Kinara Na Raha,
Manzil Thi Par Thikana Na Raha,
Chalte Chalte Raste Yu Kho Gaye,
Jo Hamara Tha Ab Hamara Na Raha.
Jane Kis Baat Ki Mujhko Sajadeta He,
Meri Hasti Hui Ankhon Ko Rula Deta He,
Ek Muddat Se Khabar Bhi Nahi Teri,
Koi Is Tarah Bhi Kya Apne Pyar Ko Bhula Deta He.
Mein Ne Us Se Kaha Ke Chor Du Ya Tor Du
Muje Us Ne Hans Kr Galey Lgaya Or
Kaha
Chor Raha Hu Aaj Tujey
Toot Tum Khud Hi Jao Gey.
Log Kahate Hai.
Tum Cigaret Kyu Pite Ho.
Kya Ye Pyas Bhujati Hai.
Maine Kaha Nahi.
Dil Me Kisi Bewafa Ki Tasveer Hai.
Kambkat Usko Jalati Hai.
Meri Zindagi Mujhe Ye Bata,
Mujhe Bhula Ke Tujhe Kya Mila?
Meri Hasraton Ka Jawab De,
Mujhe Rula Ke Tujhe Kya Mila?
Tere 4 Din Ke Pyar Se Mujhe
Umar Bhar Ka Gham Mila.
Main To To0t K Bikhar Gaya
Magar Mujhe Tod K Tujhe Kya Mila?
Mere Pyar Ka Imtihan To Liye Hota ,
Khud Ko Sabit Karne Ka Mauka To Diya Hota,
Todkar To Chand Bhi Lakar De Deta,
Ek Bar Aasman Ki Or Ishara To Kia Hota.
Yaad Mein Teri Ankhe Bharta Hai Koi,
Har Saans Ke Saath Tujhe Yaad Karta Hai Koi,
Maut Ti Aisi Cheez Hai Jisko Aana Hi Hai,
Lakin Teri Judai Mein Har Roz Marta Hai Koi..!
PehLe Ishq... Phir Us me Shirk...
Aur Phir Be-Had NaFrat...!!!
Bari He Tarkeeb Se Ek Shakhs Ne
Tora Hai Mujhy.!!!
Bewafa To Use Kehte Hai Jo Wafa Nahi Karte,
Agar Tumse Pyar Na Hota To Tumhe Bewafa Kaise Kehte,
Phir Bhi Tumne Mere Pyar Ka Aisa Sila Diya Hai,
Ke Tumhe Bewafa Kehna Bhi Bewafai Ki Tauheen Hoti Hai.
Bewafa To Use Kehte Hai Jo Wafa Nahi Karte,
Agar Tumse Pyar Na Hota To Tumhe Bewafa Kaise Kehte,
Phir Bhi Tumne Mere Pyar Ka Aisa Sila Diya Hai,
Ke Tumhe Bewafa Kehna Bhi Bewafai Ki Tauheen Hoti Hai.
Tujhe Bewafa Bhi Kahoon To Na-insaafi Hogi,,,
Kyonki,,,,
Pyaar Ki Bhul To Pahle Maine Ki Thi.!
Rajanikanth was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin.
The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly,
waiting for the wheel to stop.
The square root of Rajanikanth is pain.
Do not try to square Rajanikanth, the result is death.
Rajinikanth grinds his coffee with his
teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
The last time Rajinikanth killed someone, he slapped himself to do it.
The other guy just disintegrated. Resonance.
Rajinikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills.
They made him blink.
Rajinikanth's every step creates a mini whirlwind.
Hurricane Katrina was the result of a morning jog.
Aliens do indeed exist.
They just know better than to visit a planet that Rajinikanth is on.
Once Rajnikanth
was playing cricket
in the monsoons..
.
and
the Rain was
cancelled due to
the Match..!!
Rajnikant on kbc",-
Amitabhji-
Rajniji ke lie pehla quistion pes kia jae...
On camputer screen- cn i use life line....?
Rajnikanth Apni Beti Ki Shadi Me Khud DJ Bana.
Adhe Gante Bad Party Me Ek UFO Utra Or
Alien Nikal Kr Bola Plz Awaj Kam Kr Lijiye Mere Bete Ka Kl Exam H.
1 bar chand pe 1 Makkhi dikhai di.
NASA k officers khus ho gaye-
LIFE ON MOON
LIFE ON MOON
Baad Me pata chala
RAJNIKANT patang uda rha tha..!!!
DHOOM 3
Jhohn, Rhritk and Amir on BIKE
Wid speed of 200km/hr
&
.
Rajanikant overtakes them
Wid Bicycle n says
"Beta Save Fuel Use cycle":)
rajnikanth's truth's :
Once a media guy asked Rajini:
"Don't you get angry after
Seeing these ridiculous jokes on you?"
Rajini replied:
"Do you think they are jokes?"
1 bar 1 ladke ne rajnikant
Ki beti ko aankh mar di
Rajnikant ne uski gardn,
Hth ur per marod diye
Aaj us ladke ko duniya
'Baba Ramdev,
Ke naam se janti hai.
Once Rajnikanth Went For
Morning Walk....
Suddenly, After 2 Hours..
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Police Arrested Him..
Why....??
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Bcoz..
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He Reached America Without Visa..
Passport.