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Rajnikant's Power
Talwar Baazi Ke Muqabley Me..
1 Chines Ne Baal Ke Do Tukde Kar Diye..
1 Japnies Ne Udti Hui Makhi Ki
Gardan Kaat Di..
Rajnikant Ne Machar Udaya..
Talwaar Ghumayi
But
Machar Udta Hi Raha..
Japnis: Machar To Ud Rha Hai..
Rajnikant Muskurate Hue Bola :
Udd To Raha Hai..,
But
Kabi Baap Nahi Ban Payegaaa...!!;-)
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If you delete this sms.
You love me,
If you keep it,
You want me,
If you ignore it,
You adore me,
If you send it back,
You can't live without me Now what will u do?
Tell me !!
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LuV STORY OF ENGINEER:
I was in 12th
She was in 12th
I got B.Tech
She got BBA
I was doing B.Tech
She got MBA
I was preparing 4 M.TECH entrance
She got married
I m doing M.TECH
She's d mother of 2 children
I got PH.D
Her daughter is in 1st stndrd,
I became DOCTRATE
Hr daughtr passd 10th,
I hav joined job.
Hr Daughtr joined College.
The Greatest irony-
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Today is my ENGAGEMENT
& Her daughtr is my WIFE
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Agle Janam Salaa ARTS hi Lunga.
East or west Arts is d best... =Pp
Thoko Like :-D
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"Baap (Bahot Gusse me):? Sharab, Cigarette,
Ladkiyan Ye Sab Tumhari Jaan k Dushman Hain..
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Beta (Proudly):? Jo Insaan Apne
Dushmano Se
Bhaag jaye..
Wo Mard Nahi Hota Papa.."
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"Girl: Barish Ki Bondon Mein Teri Yaad Aati Hai,
Boy: Drama Na Kar, Mujhe Yaad Hai Teri Chatri Wapis Deni Hai."
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Meri dukh bhari kahani padho......kjmjgjatmgj...phjpjsjgda....ashsimgt....teveelso......mujhe pata tha mera dukh koi nahi samaj sakta!!
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Salesman-Which soap do you use?
Santa-BABA?S Soap,BABA?S Paste,BABA?S Brush.
Salesman-Is BABA?S an international company?
SAnta: BABA is my room mate!!!!!!
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Baap Bete se- Beta tumhari mummy aaj itni chup kyun hai.
Beta- Papa mummy ne mujhse lipistik mangi aur maine febikwik de di.
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Tufani Barish May Raat Ko Shop per 1 Admi Pizza Lenay Aaya
Shopkeeper: Aap Shadi Shuda Hai
Admi: Is Tufani Barish May Kya Meri Maa Mujay Pizza Lene Bhejegi
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No body is perfect that's why pencils came with erasers.
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Life always offers you a second chance. it's called tomorrow.
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Some says, "can't talk. Whatsapp only"
Dude then throw away ur phone.. You are not using the phone's Primary function
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I feel very happy for you on this day, if you stop creating excuses and decide to fight for the things you want, you will realize you are capable of everything.
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A man asks a trainer in the gym: “I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?” Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”
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One day RAVAN went to disco..
aur woh behosh ho gaya,
due to shock..!
why......
bcoz the entry fee was Rs. 1500 per head.
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Lohe Se Jyada Log Sone Se Pyar Karte Hai,
Kamal Se Jyada Gulab Se Pyar Karte Hai,
Ek Hum Hi Hai Jo
Gf Se Jyada Apne Dost Ko Sms Karte Hai.
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Sadgi Main Ek Ada Itni Pyari Lagi
Apki Dosti Humko Subse Nirali Lagi
Yeh Na Tootay Kabhi Yahi Dua Hai
Kyn Ke Yahi Is Duniya Mai Hum Ko Hamari Lagi.
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Dosto Ki Bhavnaaye.. :D
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Expression Of Happiness:"
1st Frnd:"Oye Meri Gf Ban Gyi,
2nd Frnd:"hatt Saale Jhuta,
Shakal Dekhi Hai Apni..
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Expression Of Anger:"
1st:"abey Saale Fir Pitt Ke Aa Gaya..
2nd:"abey Aankho Me Dhul Chali Gayi
Varna Muh Tod Deta Saale Ka..
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Expression Of Party In Together..
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1st:"aur Kamine Treat Kab De Raha Hai.. ??
2nd:"kyo Tere Baap Ki Shadi Hai Kya.. ??
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Expression Of Help..
1st:"oye Yaar Zara Vaha Chaliyo..
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2nd:"pahle Bata Kuch Khilayega Kya.. ?? :P
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I M Sorry Of Being So Emotional
I M Sorry Of Being So Possessive
I M Sorry That I Cry For You
I M Sorry Because I Cant Live Without You
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I M Sorry For The Tears You Shed
I M Sorry For The Damage I Made
I M Sorry Ive Made You Sick
Sorry I Hurt You So Deep
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I M Sorry For Giving You Sleepless Nights
I M Sorry For Each And Every Fight
I M Sorry For Your Pain & Agony
I M Sorry For The Missing Harmony
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I M Sorry For My Selfish Love
I M Sorry For Not Caring Enough
I M Sorry For My Restlessness
I M Sorry For The Losing Grace
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I M Sorry My Friend I Made You Mad
I M Sorry Darling You Are So Sad
Sorry For Not Giving You Any Happiness
Sorry Because Its My Disgrace
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I M Sorry For Thinking Of You So Very Much
I M Sorry I Always Miss Your Touch
I M Sorry Of Being So Mad About You
I M Sorry For My Every Blue
I M Sorry Of Being So Immature
I M Sorry Now That Cant Be Cured
I M Sorry Of Being Myself
I M Sorry That Ive Failed
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I M Sorry And Sorry Again
I M Sorry Of Being Insane
But Believe Me That I Love You
Should I Say Sorry For That Too ???
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Be the first one to say Sorry,
when the other person seems to
be hurt bcoz of U nd
Be the 1st one to forgive,
if a Person says Sorry to U!
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I am Sorry To Hurt Your Feeling saying sorry is the purest cure of all heart
aches and heart breaks! Admit to yourself
that you have done wrong and say sorry.
It does not only touches the heart but also
touches the soul. It's the greatest thing to
do that will give you the greatest feeling
to enjoy.
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We love our self even after making so many mistakes.
Then how can we hate others 4 their small mistakes?
Strange but true! So make habit of FORGIVING
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Dosti Main Dooriyan To Aati Rehti Hain,
Phir Bhi Dosti Dilo Ko Mila Deti Hai,
Wo Dosti Hi Kiya Jo Naraz Na Ho,
Per Sachi Dosti Dosto Ko Mana Leti Hai.
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Fantastic Answer by a philosopher
to a question asked at the BBC.
Define Birthday!
Answer: The only day in your life,
when you cried & your mother was Smiling..!
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For the world, i's just another day,
But for me today is the best day of the year!
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Happy Birthday my love.
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Let the God decorate each
golden ray of the sun reaching u
with wishes of success,
happiness and prosperity 4 u,
wish you a super duper happy birthday.
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Hakikat na puch mere fasane ki,
Tere jate hi badal gayee najar jamaane ki,
Log kahete hai ki khush hu mai,
Lekin meri to aadat hai gum me muskurane ki.
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Muskurane ki vajah kya jane hum
Hum to unki yaad ko tazaa karte hai.
Kambakth ye hasi bhi aisi hai ki
Unki judai mein bhi ro kar muskurati hai.
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Waqt to hame bhula chuka hai,
Muqaddar bhi na hame bhula de.
Pyar ham isliye nahi karte,
Kyonki darte hain kahi fir se na hame rula de.
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Mehkhane Me Jaam Tut Jata Hai,
Ishq Me Dil Tut Jata Hai.
Na Jane Kya Rishta Hai In Dono Me,
Jaam Tute To Ishq Yaad Aata Hai,
Dil Tute To Jaam Yaad Aata Hai.
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bas nazaron se dekh liya hota,
agar tamanna thi aazmane ki,
hum behosh yun hi ho jate,
kya zaroorat thi mushkurane ki.
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Zakhm Jub Mere Sine K Bhar Jyenge
Aansu Bhi Moti Ban K Bikhar Jyenge
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Ye Na Pucho Kis-Kis Ne Dhoka Diya
Wrna Kuch Apno K Chehre Utar Jayenge.
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kash tere sapne palko pe na basate
to aaj meri ankhe N barasti
dil na todte to bebasi na hoti
pyar ke khel me teri jeet,meri haar na hoti.
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Nasha Hum Kiya Karte He
ilzam Sharab Ko Diya Karte He
Kasur Sharab Ka Nahi Unka He
jinka Chehra Hum her JaaM Me Talash Kiya Karte He
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A Sad Lines By Broken Heart-
They Say Follow Your Heart
But When Your Heart Is In So Many Pieces,
Which Way Are You To Follow?
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mushkile dil ke irade aazmati hai.
sapno ke parde nigaho se hatati hai.
hosla mat haar gir kar ae musafir.
thokre insan ko chalna sikhati hai.
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Mat Ro Na Kisi Ki Yaad Me Yaar
Kyoki Jin Ke Liye Rona Chahiye
Voh Rulate Nahi Hai
Aur Jo Rulate Hai Unhe Bhulana Chahiye!!!!
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I want to be remembered as the girl who always
smiles even when her heart is broken
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And the one that could always brighten up your day
even if she couldnt brighten her own.
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Once A Guy Who Recently Had A Break Off With Her Girl Friend Was Asked.
Hav U Left Ur Girl Friend Or She Left U???
He Smiled And Answered..
Love Left Us!!!
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Saath agar tera mil gaya hota,
parwah zamane ki hargiz na karte
Pehle jo jaan jate anjaam-E-muhobbat.
Khuda ki kasam hum muhobbat na karte..!
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Ye dil pyar ke kabil na raha
Koi bhi izhar kabhi na raha,
Is dil me bas gayi dosti aapki,
Ab to chand bhi deedar ke kabil na raha.
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Badal gayi raah lekin hum khoye nahi,
dard tha dil me par hum roye nahi,
koi nahi hamara jo puche humse,
jaag rahe ho kisi ke liye,
ya kisi ke liye soye nahi......!
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Hoon To Khafa Us SE
Per Janay Phir B Kiyn...
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Na Chaah Kar Bhi Us Ko Chahna Acha Lagta Hai...
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Haqeeqat Se Hoon Dhoor..
Ye Mujh Ko Hai Pata...
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Per Jaan K Anjaan Rehna Acha Lagta Hai...
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Qaayel Nahi Main Ronay Ki Phir B Kabhi Kabhi...
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Tanhai Main Kuch Dair Rona Acha Lagta Hai...
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Tu MERA Tha
Tu MERA Hai
Tu MERA Rahay Ga...
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Kuch Pal Is Khawab Mein Khona Acha Lagta Hai...
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Aansu k chalne ki AAWAZ nahi hoti,
dil k tutne ki AAHAT nahi hoti,
AGAR hota khuda ko har DARD ka ahesas,
to use DARD dene ki AADAT nahi hoti..
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Dard Jo Tune Diya Wo Gehra Diya
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Karke Vaada Tune Muj ko Bhula Diya
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Zakhm Dene Wale Tera B Sukriya
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Jo ZINDAGI Ka Tune Matlab Samjha Diya
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khuli ankho ka nazara ajeeb tha'
jinake liye hum roz karte the duaa'
vo kisi aur ka naseeb tha'
zara dekhiye to hamari badnaseebi'
ghar bhi jalta raha aur
samandar bhi kareeb tha.
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So Much Pain Behind Those Eyes
But Still They Don't Speak Out'
Don't Let Know What They Feel ?
What They Want From Others ?
How Do They Live Their Life ?
Why Do They Live Their Life ?
But Still Cry out In Pain And
Move On With A Broken Heart....
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Walking alone is not difficult
But when we have
walked a mile with someone
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Then coming back alone
that is more DIFFICULT..!!
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