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Aap Jaise Dost

Deep to andhi mei bhi jala karte hain,
Phool to kanton mei bhi khila karte hain,
kitne khusnaseeb hota hain wo,
Jinhe aap jaise pyare dost mila karte hain.

Jul,17 2015
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Gussa Kis par Nikalti Ho

Husband: jab main tumhe maarta hu tab tum Apna gussa kispe nikaalti ho?

Wife: toilet saaf kar ke

Husband: (haste hue) Pagal aurat.. wo kese?

Wife: toilet aap ke toothbrush se saaf karti hu.

Jul,17 2015
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Dosti Khreed Lenge

Gam ko bechkar khusi khreed lenge,
Khwaab bechkar zindgikhreed lenge,
Hoga imtehaan to duniya dekhegi,
Khud ko bechkar aapki dosti khreed lenge.

Jul,17 2015
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Rise Even In The End

Difficulties break some men but make others. No axe is sharp enough to cut the soul of a sinner who keeps on trying,
One armed with the hope that he will rise even in the end.
It always seems impossible until it’s done.

Jul,15 2015
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Rocket And Calculation

1 The first rocket was so light and small that it was transported on a bicycle
To the Thumba Launching Station in Thiruvananthapuram, Kerala.
2 Shakuntla Devi was given this title after she demonstrated the calculation of two 13 digit numbers
7,686,369,774,870 × 2,465,099,745,779 which were picked at random. She answered correctly within 28 seconds.

Jul,15 2015
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Rocket And Calculation

1 The first rocket was so light and small that it was transported on a bicycle
To the Thumba Launching Station in Thiruvananthapuram, Kerala.
2 Shakuntla Devi was given this title after she demonstrated the calculation of two 13 digit numbers
7,686,369,774,870 × 2,465,099,745,779 which were picked at random. She answered correctly within 28 seconds.

Jul,15 2015
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Teri Sadagi

Teri saadgi ko nihaarne ka dil karta hain,
Tamaam umr tere naam karne ka dil karta hai
Ek mukammal shayari hain tu kudrat ki,
Tuje ghazal banake juban pe lane ka dil krta hai.

Kiss You 

Jul,15 2015
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Two Nano

Breaking News:
Rajni kant Purchases
Two Nano Cars For..
.
Skating.. ;)

Jul,15 2015
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Microsoft Excel

Santa" Santa ko Computer ki exam me question pucha gya .
"what is Microsoft Exel ? "
Its new brand of surf Exel to clean the computer virus.


Jul,15 2015
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Funny Car For Sale

Jul,14 2015
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Sirf Humara Ho

Jee Bhar Ke Dekhoon Tujhe Agar Tujhko Gawara Ho,
Betaab Meri Nazrain Or Pyar Tumhara Ho
Jaan Ki Fikar Ho Na Zamane Ki Parwa,
Ek Tera pyar Ho Jo Sirf Humara Ho.

Jul,14 2015
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Strongest Force

Love is the strongest force the world possesses, yet it is the humblest imaginable.

Jul,13 2015
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Abhi Jaane Do Na

Munna Bhai Sms
Circuit, “Bhai… bole to bachpan mein apun 20th Floor se gir gaya tha.”
Munna Bhai, “Aisa kya? To fir bach gaya tha ya mar gaya tha?
Circuit, “Abhi jaane do na bhai itni purani baat…
Bole to ab apun ko jyada yaad nahin!!”

Jul,13 2015
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Band Darwaza

Ab to karo safaai, Saare shehar mein gand hai…
wah wah..
Ab to karo safaai, Saare shehar mein gand hai…
Abhijeet – “lagta hai andar koi nahin, Darwaza band hai

Jul,10 2015
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GF Ka Recharge

GF: Where are you?
BF: hospital,had an accident
GF: When will they discharge you?
BF: in 2 days
GF k,ghar jake Recharge karwa dena mera

Jul,9 2015
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About Mistakes

There are only two mistakes one can make along the road to truth; not going all the way, and not starting

Jul,8 2015
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Larki Patao Asse

Jis ladki par tumhara mitra fida hai,
tum bhi uspar pyaar nyochavar karo.
Jaise hi tumhara mitra koi galti kar baithe aur chappal khaye,
tum jaakar us ladki ka dil behla do. Yaari dosti apni jagah,
aur pyaar mohabbat apni jagah.

Jul,8 2015
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Dog Bath With Child

Jul,6 2015
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Bahan Se Puchh

Pati-Patni Blue Film Dekh Rahe Thhe, Achank Patni Ne Puccha...
Patni: “Aap Us Aadmi Ki Tarah Itni Jayada Der Tak
Kyyu Nahi Karte ?”
Pati: “Pagli Wo Uski Patni Nahi Hai Na, Tu Apni
Bahan Se Puchh Ke To Dekh.“

Jul,4 2015
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KARAN JOHAR'S Master Plan


KARAN JOHAR'S master plan.
Kuch Kuch Hota Hai - *Luv ur frnds*.
Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Ghum - *Luv ur Parents*.
Kal Ho Na Ho - *Luv ur Neighbours*...
Kabhi Alvida Na Kehna - *Luv others Wife*.
Dostana - **Finally he came to his point**.

Jul,3 2015
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Swiss Ball Blitz

Have a ball in your workout room? Use a stability ball to add some bounce to The Hot Seat . Have him sit on the ball with his feet on the floor. Back up onto him, sitting between his legs. Roll and bounce to it.

Benefits: See The Hot Seat. Also, adds bounce to his thrusts. 

Jul,2 2015
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Be confident

Girls love guys who are really confident in who they are. Remember, you don't have to be Brad Pitt or LeBron James to be confident. Being confident is all about knowing who you are, knowing what you like and dislike, and being calm and collected.

Jul,2 2015
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Plan Surprise Date

If your date is into music or their favorite band is in town, don’t think twice. Your date will be grateful and love you for planning a surprise date to the concert. 

Jul,2 2015
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Luved Me Not

i luved u once u luved me not.
i luved u twice but i 4got.
u neva luv me u neva will but even so i luv u still.

Jul,2 2015
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Chota Recharge

Sex karne ke baad husband bola - darling..balance khatam ho gaya...
Itne mein padosi ka bachha apni chaddi utar ke bola - aunty Vodafone ka chota recharge chalega?

Jul,2 2015
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WHAT AN IDEA SIR JIII

Husband : Jab mein aache clothes pehenkar bazaar jata hu to sabziwale
sabzi mehngi dete hai. Jab gande kapde pehenkar jata hu to saste.
Wife : Tum katora lekar jaya karo na, free me hi sabzi mil jayegi!

Jul,2 2015
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Kami Puri Ho Gayi

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi
Ek kami thi woh bhi puri ho gayi
Pagal hain woh log jo kehte hain ki
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi.

Jul,1 2015
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Good Night

Jun,30 2015
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Doctor Surprise

A woman come to a doctor,
with bumps and bruising all over her body.
The woman complains that it was her husband,
who beat her.
Doctor tells in surprise:- I thought your husband was out of town.
- So did I..

Jun,26 2015
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Christmas glory

Wish u all A Merry Christmas
May the Joys of the season
Fill your heart with goodwill and cheer.
May the chimes of Christmas glory
Add up more shine and spread
Smiles across the miles
Today & In the New Year.

Jun,25 2015
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True Friendship

Raatein gumnam hoti hai,
Din kisike naam hota hai,
Hum zindagi kuch is tarah jite hai,
Ki har lamha sirf doston ke hi naam hota hai…

Jun,24 2015
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You are a good question

Jun,24 2015
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Sad Santa

Santa Dukhi Tha Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho? Santa: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery ke Liye 2 Lakh Diye, Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu..

Jun,23 2015
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Girl And Boy

एक लड़का अपनी क्लास की एक लड़की को पटाने की कोशिश कर रहा था ,
लड़का – hii स्वीटी , 50 का रिचार्ज करा दूँ क्या ?
लड़की – नहीं ,लड़का (मन ही मन मे)- वाह कितनी शरीफ लड़की है
लड़की – अच्छा 500 का करा दो ,फुल टॉकटाइम ऑफर चल रहा है ,
लड़का – जा बहन ! तेरी क्लास शुरू होने वाली होगी

Jun,23 2015
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Girl And Boy

एक लड़का अपनी क्लास की एक लड़की को पटाने की कोशिश कर रहा था ,
लड़का – hii स्वीटी , 50 का रिचार्ज करा दूँ क्या ?
लड़की – नहीं ,लड़का (मन ही मन मे)- वाह कितनी शरीफ लड़की है
लड़की – अच्छा 500 का करा दो ,फुल टॉकटाइम ऑफर चल रहा है ,
लड़का – जा बहन ! तेरी क्लास शुरू होने वाली होगी

Jun,23 2015
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Challenge Of Controversy

The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.

Jun,19 2015
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Fight For Freedom

I will not leave South Africa, nor will I surrender. Only through hardship, sacrifice and militant action can freedom be won. The struggle is my life. I will continue fighting for freedom until the end of my days.

Jun,19 2015
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Positive Vision

In order to carry a positive action we must develop here a positive vision.

Jun,19 2015
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Meaningful Day

Old friends pass away, new friends appear. It is just like the days. An old day passes, a new day arrives. The important thing is to make it meaningful: a meaningful friend - or a meaningful day.

Jun,19 2015
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Largest Urban Flyover

The Hebbal Flyover of Bangalore, built by Gammon, has a length of 5.23 kilometers. The serpentine maze of flyovers connects the Outer Ring Road and Bellary Road. Hebbal Flyover is one of India's greatest civil engineering wonders.

Jun,19 2015
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Be prepared for anything

Be prepared for anything
I mean anything, from the awkward non-kiss-back to "I'm married" to the guy morphing into a griffin and flying into a closed window.

Jun,15 2015
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Kiss him in public

Kiss him in public

Try pulling him into a corner at a party or kissing him in a super-public place, like a football game. The spontaneity makes it exciting!

Jun,15 2015
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Aaya tha Saath

Aaya tha Saath lekar Teri Yaadon ka Sahara
Jaa raha hu Mein lekar Tere Gum ka Fasana
Maar Jayenge Hum Tadapkar Teri Bala se
Na Basa Meri mohabbat ka kahi Aashiyana..

Jun,12 2015
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1st Girl


1st Girl: Mujhe aisa ladka chaiye jo
Harami ho
Bewada ho
Patte khelta ho
Randi baaz ho
aur thoda pagal ho.
2nd Girl- Abey kamini sidha bol na teri nazar is group ke admin par hai.

Jun,12 2015
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Commited Now


Girl:Now stop looking at girls you are commited now
Boy:Oho what do you mean,if i am on diet
That doesnt mean that i cant look at MENU.

Jun,12 2015
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Welcome


Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,
Lets cherish each moment it beholds,
Lets celebrate this blissful New year.Merry Christmas!

Jun,11 2015
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All Night


Partying all night can leave ppl on a short-term high &long-term exhaustion

Jun,11 2015
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Balanced Diet


A healthier balanced diet - a poor diet can be the main cause of fatigue

Jun,11 2015
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Khamoshi


Tumhari Khamoshi Hamari Aadat Hai
In Dooriyon Mein Bhi Hamari Chahat Hai
Hamari Zindagi Agar Khoobsurat Hai
To Uski Wajah Bhi Aapki Muskurahat Hai.

Jun,11 2015
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Chahte He


Kitna Chahte He Hum Usko,
Kahne Ko Milte Labj hume Nahi.
Wafa Ka Matlab Vo Kya Jane,
Jiske Shabd Kosh Me
Wafa Jaisa Koi Shabd Nahi.

 

Jun,10 2015
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