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Take up one idea. Make that one idea your life - think of it, dream of it, live on that idea. Let the brain, muscles, nerves, every part of your body, be full of that idea, and just leave every other idea alone. This is the way to success. -Swami Vivekananda
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Zindgi ke safar ko lafzo mein piroya hai
Apni har gazal ko dard mein bhigoya hai
Plz aaj wah wah na kehna
Kyun ki aaj fir ye dil kisi ki yaad mein roya hai.
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All i think about is u
if there was one star for the love
I have for u then
It would be day time all the time
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Girl: aaj office jate hi boss mujpe chad gaya
Friend: Kyu?
Girl: Main late gayi thi.
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Three important days in my life.
The day i was born
The day you were born
The day when I and you become we.
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Tujh ko paa kar bhi kabhi to khona tha,
ye hadsa mere saath kabhi to hona hi tha,
wo tod kar aksar dil mera mujhe jodta raha,
jaise main us ke haath ka koi khilona tha.
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Ab To Modi Sarkaar Bhi Aa Gayee,
Par Wo Ladkiya Kahi Dikh Nahi Rahi, Jo Kehti Thi
Muft Me Dungi Har Baar
Par Ab Ki Baar Modi Sarkar.
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Bf: Pack ur bag honey, I've won Rs.10 crore in a lottery.
Gf: Wow Thailand or Switzerland?
Bf: Who Cares? You just pack ur bag & GET LOST.
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Boy: Mummy uska naam Jasmine kyoo hai?
Mom: kyoki uske papa ko wo flower bohot pasand hai
Boy: To phir mera naam aisa kyo?
Mom: Gotiya faltu ki bakwas bandd kar
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Boy: Janu you are Cute
Girl: Thanks jaan
Boy: Janu you are Princess
Girl: Awww jaan thankss Kya kar rahe ho??
Boy: Mazak.
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Throughout this Year may Ur life
be filled with little celebration of Happiness..
Wishes U a Bright
Happy and Prosperous New Year 2015 .
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Pati: mere marne ke baad, kyaa tum doosri shaadi karogi?
Patni: nahi. main apni behan ki saath rahungi. aap?
Pati: main bhi tumhaare behan ke saath rahunga
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TEACHER:
Woh kon sa Event tha jo na hota tou Pakistan khush haal hota?
PAPPU:
Zardari di Maa da Viyah.
_______________________
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Where there is love there is life.
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Roka unhe bahut baar
Ab nahi rokenge hum
Thokar kha chuke har baar
Ab thak se gaye hai hum.
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Why do they cotton swab the guy's arm with rubbing alcohol before a lethal injection?
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If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.
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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
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Mohanlal was a professional wrestler.
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Question:
Gharibi Ki Hadh Kya Hy?
Ans:
Jb Ek Ladki 2 Rupay Me Kiss Dene
Ko Tyar Ho Or Ap K Pas Sirf 1 Rupya Ho
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Obama:You are fasting.
Modi:How u know?
O:CIA told me.
M: Michelle bhabhi gave u spicy food today.
O:HOW D HELL U KNOW?
M:Amit Shah told me.
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Hasrat hain sirf tumhey paaney ki,
Aur koi khawahish nahi is deewane ki,
Shikwa mujhe tumse nahi khuda se hai,
Kya zarurat thi tumhe itna khubsurat bnane ki
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LECTURE ME MASTI THI
HAMARI BHI KUCH HASTI THI
TEACHER KA SAHARA THA DIL YE AAWARA THA
KAHAN AA GAYE IS DEGREE KI AAFAT MEIN YAAR WO SCHOOL HI KITNA PAYARA THA
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Life is like photography, you use the negatives to develop.
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New style of love letter:
To,
The janeman
I LOVE YOU,
SUB- application for love.
Jaan, i beg to say that i am student of ur heart.
I am lonely. I cant live without u. So kindly grant my love.
Ur LOVE
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I found a Leaflet in my newspaper this morning which read,
“ARE YOU AN ALCOHOLIC? CALL NOW. WE CAN HELP!”
My wife insisted I make the call..
I Called up.
It Was A Liquor Shop Offer : “Buy 3 & Get 1 Free”…
My eyes were filled with tears of joy
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Modi Sarkar ko ab daaru dogune daam par bechni chahiye..
Aur aadha paisa peene wale ki patni ke account mein subsidy ki tarah wapas kar dena chahiye, jisse 2 fayde honge!
1. Patniya apne patiyo ko peene ke liye kabhi mana nahin karegi!
2. Jis ki patni ka account nahin hai.. wo bhi khul jayega!
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Boys goes to cyber cafe..
Boy-भैया रिजल्ट चेक करना है
He-रोल न. बताओ
Boy-971611××××
He- ये कहा का रोल न. है
Boy-IIN का i m frm IIN
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Agar Aapke Pass Cell Phone Hai Aur Us Ladki Ke Paas Bhi ( Jise Aap Patana Chahte Hai), To Aksar Usko Funny SMS Yaa Love SMS Yaa Friendship SMS Bhejte Rahe. Aisa Karne Se Aap Unki Yaado Me Bane Rahenge.
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God ne achcha dil banaya jo mene paya
Fir God ne achcha dimag bnya jo maine paya
Fir God ne 1achcha dost bnya
O hello
Is bar mene nhi Aapne paya
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Unse Hamesha Hansi Mazak Karte Rahe, Lekin Ek Limit Me Hi.
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Ladkiyan Agar Group Me Ho To Aap Unhe (Jinhe Patana Hai) Hi Dekhte Rahe, Aisa Karne Se Wo Bhi Aap Ke Taraf Attract Ho Jayegi.
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Sala samjh me nahi aa raha hai
Bazaar me mandi hai esliye loge ‘Whatsapp’ par hai!!!
Ya log pura din ‘Whatsapp’ par lage huye hain..
esliye bazaar me mandi hai ..
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Kapil to Sharukh kahan :- Kaisi hai tumhari biwi ?
Sharukh khan :- Swarg ki apsara jaisi aur tumhari biwi ?
Kapil :- Meri toh abhi zinda hai !
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Baarish ke mausam me kya apka jee machalta hai,
Kya paani me bhigne ka bhi apka dil karta hai,
Isme aapki galti nahi hai,
Ish mausam me har Mendhak aise hi fudakta hai....
Thoko Taliyaan.....
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Mat kar dost apni girl friend se itni mohabbat,
Woh aankhon se war karti hai,
Maine dekha hai uski aankhon me,
Woh mujhse bhi pyar karti hai
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Aap ke SMS ki kya baat hai,
Aap ke SMS lajawab hai,
Ab phone bhi karo janemann,
Hume pata hai,
Aapki aawaz main bhi kuch baat hai.
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एक बार कुछ बदमाश लड़कों ने Collage के
नोटिस बोर्ड पर लिख दिया-
” 50% लड़कियां बेवकूफ होती हैं ..”
लड़कियों ने ये देखा तो उन्हें बहुत
बुरा लगा उन्होंने collage में हंगामा खड़ा कर
दिया ..!!
कॉलेज प्रबंधन ने तुरंत उस नोटिस
को निकलवाया
और उसकी जगह नया नोटिस लगवाया -
“50% लड़कियां बेवकूफ नहीं होती हैं “..
तब जाकर लड़कियों का गुस्सा शांत हुआ ..
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Bhukamp Ki khabar sunte hi….
Admin ghar se bahar bhag Gaya ha
Abhi tak koi pata nahi ..
Kisi ko dikhai de to Bata dena!!
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Wife: Kal aap ne Padosan ke saath moovi dekhi..?
Husband: Kya kare..
Aaj kal ki movie Biwi Bachon ya family ke
saath dekhne laayak kaha banti hai..?
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Ek Class Men Girls Aur Boys
Ka Shair O Shayri Ka Mukabla Tha
Girls: Hum Tumhai Hara ke Dikhayen ge..
Boys: Hum Haar Gaye.. Jaldi Dikhao..
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टीचर :” एक KISS बहुत ही खतरनाक होता है.”
स्टूडेंट: ” कैसे ?”
टीचर :” एक बार में चालीस हजार कीटाणु ट्रांसफर हो जाते हैं “.
स्टूडेंट : ” इसका कोई इलाज है आपकी नजर में ?”
टीचर :” इसका कोई इलाज नहीं है “.
स्टूडेंट : ” मेरे पास है इसका शर्तिया इलाज “.
टीचर :” क्या इलाज हो सकता है ?”
स्टूडेंट : ” KISS को वापस लौटा दो
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Last night my boyfriend
and I got into a fight.
I told him to get what’s his and leave.
He picked me up and walked out the door.
I really love him
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Open with Love…
If I disturb U
I am Sorry!
But I need
To Say
I…
Love…
Disturbing you…
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Sleeping to forget some things..!! :(
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Young girl: Dadiji Aap ke zamane mein 10-10 bacche kyo hote the?
Old lady: Beti Hamare time bijli nahi thi.
Raat ko kaun aaya kaun gaya malum nahi padta tha.
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New Version of Old Dialogue:
Mere Paas Facebook Hai
Twitter Hai
Orkut Hai
Tumhare Pas Kya Hai?
Smart Boy Answer:
Mere Paas “KAAM DHANDA” hai!
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What is Kiss? Kiss is an upper preparation for lower invasion, that will lead to further penetation,in fast acceleration that will build the next generation.
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When I saw you, I was afraid to meet you... When I met you, I was afraid to kiss you... When I kissed you, I was afraid to love you... Now that I love you, I'm afraid to lose you."
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