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Ladkiyon ki 5 Bate kabhi samjh nahi aati
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1: Tum Bade Wo Ho (Pata nahi wo se kya matlab.?)
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2: Mujhe tumse yeh umeed nahi thi (Toh Kya Umeed Thi)
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3: Tum pehle jaise nahi rahe (toh fir main pehle kaisa tha)
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4: Such btana main kaisi dikh rahi hu (ab sach bolke pitna thodi na hain)
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5: I'm very selfish na.. (Ab sach bol do toh gai bhaish pani main).
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Story of all Boys Jitni Bar,
Flirt Karne Ki Koshish Krte H,.
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Utni Baar hi.
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Pyar Ho Jata h,
Wo bhi.
'Saccha Waala.
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Maalik ne naukar se kaha :- “Mai bazaar jaa raha hoo tum dukaan ka dhyan rakhna, Agar koi order de to use acche se poora karna.”
Kuch der ke baad maalik aaya to usne naukar se poocha :- “Koi order aaya?”
Naukar ne kaha :- “Ji haan,aaya tha, usne order diya ki dono haath upar karke kone mai khade ho jao.”
Maine order maan liya aur wah paise ki tijori uthakar chala gaya.
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Ek bhai saadi te bahut dara kare thaa. Ek bai gaam mein thanedar aaga us din us bhai ki bhans kise ki juwar kha gi. Ghana ulahana aa ya. To uske ghar wale bole, “Thanedar sahab isne dara ke ne saadi tahi tyar kara do yo saadi te bahut dare se.”
Thanedar ne us bhai ko dara dhamka ke bola, “Teri yehi saza hai ke tere ko saadi karni padegi.”
Bhai usne darte ne saadi ki haan kar li. Saadi mein jab dulhan ko uske paas laya gaya to wo bola, “E bebe teri bhans ne bhi kise ki juwar kha li thee ke?”
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A man is strolling past the mental hospital and suddenly remembers an
important meeting.
Unfortunately, his watch has stopped, and he cannot tell if he is late or not.
Then, he notices a patient similarly strolling about within the hospital
fence.
Calling out to the patient, the man says, "Pardon me, sir, but do you have the
time?"
The patient calls back, "One moment!" and throws himself upon the ground,
pulling out a short stick as he does. He pushes the stick into the ground,
and, pulling out a carpenter's level, assures himself that the stick is
vertical.
With a compass, the patient locates north and with a steel ruler, measures the
precise length of the shadow cast by the stick.
Withdrawing a slide rule from his pocket, the patient calculates rapidly, then
swiftly packs up all his tools and turns back to the pedestrian, saying, "It
is now precisely 3:29 pm, provided today is August 16th, which I believe it
is."
The man can't help but be impressed by this demonstration, and sets his watch
accordingly.
Before he leaves, he says to the patient, "That was really quite remarkable,
but tell me, what do you do on a cloudy day, or at night, when the stick casts
no shadow?" The patient holds up his wrist and says, "I suppose I'd just look
at my watch."
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A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a
patient's room.
He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in
half.
Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet.
The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing.
The patient replied, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?"
The doctor inquired of Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing.
Patient #1 replied, "Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy. He thinks
he's a lightbulb."
The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2's face is going all red.
The doctor asks Patient #1, "If he's your friend, you should get him down from
there before he hurts himself"
Patient #1 replies, "What? And work in the dark?"
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Two five year old boys are sitting in a hospital waiting room. One leans over
to the other and says, "What are you in here for?"
The other says, "Circumcision."
The first boy says "Oh, man! I had that done right after I was born. I
couldn't walk for a year!"
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A woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung
out.
She rattles off, "Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I
looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my
skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were blood-shot and bugging out, and
I had this corpse-like look on my face! What's wrong with me, Doctor?"
The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly says, "Well, I
can tell you one thing... there ain't nothing wrong with your eyesight."
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It was a stifling hot day and a man fainted in the middle of a busy
intersection.
Traffic quickly piled up in all directions, so a woman rushed to help him.
When she knelt down to loosen his collar, a man emerged from the crowd, pushed
her aside, and said, "It's all right honey, I've had a course in first aid."
The woman stood up and watched as he took the ill man's pulse and prepared to
administer artificial respiration.
At this point she tapped him on the shoulder and said, "When you get to the
part about calling a doctor,I'm already here."
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The young lady entered the doctor's office carrying an infant.
"Doctor," she explained, "the baby seems to be ailing. Instead of gaining
weight, he lost three ounces this week."
The medic examined the child and then started to squeeze the lady's breasts.
He then unbuttoned her blouse, removed the bra and began powerfully sucking on
one nipple.
"Young lady," he finally announced, "no wonder the baby is losing weight, you
haven't any milk!"
"Of course not!" she shrieked. "It's not my child, it's my sister's!"
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The student - not necessarily a well-prepared student - sat in his life
science classroom staring at a question on the final exam paper.
The question directed:
"Give four advantages of breast milk."
What to write? He sighed, and began to scribble
whatever came into his head, hoping for the best:
1. No need to boil.
2. Cats can't steal it.
3. Available whenever necessary.
Um. So far so good - maybe. But the exam demanded a four-part answer.
Again, what to write?
Once more he sighed. He frowned. He scowled. Then sighed again.
But suddenly, he brightened.
He grabbed his pen, and triumphantly scribbled his definitive answer:
4. Available in attractive containers.
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Her husband had been slipping in and out for a coma for several months yet she
stayed by his bedside every single day.
When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.
As she sat by him, he said, "You know what?
You have been with me all through the bad times.
When I got fired, you were there to support me.
When my business fell, you were there.
When I got shot, you were by my side.
When we lost the house, you gave me support.
When my health started failing, you were still by my side."
She just smiled and held his hand.
He then continued, saying "When I think about it now, I think you bring me bad
luck."
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1 bacha muskrate hue paida
hua........
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Nurse:" Q hans rhe ho ??
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Bache ne muthi kholi aur I-pill ki
goli dikhate hue bola:
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" DON ko rokna mushkil hi nai
Namumkin Hai..
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When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...".
When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits.
When your wife says "If you don't turn off that darn machine and come to
bed,then I am going to divorce you!", and you chastise her for for omitting
the else clause.
When you are reading a book and look for the space bar to get to the next
page.
When you look for your car keys using: "grep keys /dev/pockets"
When after fooling around all day with routers etc, you pick up the phone and
start dialing an IP number.
When you get in the elevator and double-press the button for the floor you
want.
When not only do you check your email more often than your paper mail, but you
remember your {network address} faster than your postal one.
When you go to balance your checkbook and discover that you're doing the math
in octal.
When you dream in 256 pallettes of 256 colors.
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[To the tune of "American Pie"]
A long, long, time ago
I can still remember when I dialed up their help desk lines.
And I knew if I had the chance
They could make my modem dance
with chats and GIFs and silly pick-up lines.
But Help Desk phone calls made me shiver
with every busy they'd deliver.
Bad news on the front page
A 19-hour outrage.
I can't remember if I cried
when I realized that Steve Case had lied.
But something touched me deep inside
The day the service died.
So bye bye to Amer'ca Online
Drove my modem to a domain and it's working just fine.
And good old geeks are cheering users offline
Saying this'll be the day that they die.
This'll be the day that they die.
Did you write the book of TOS
Will you send your password to PWD-BOSS
If an IM tells you so.
And will you believe the Motley Fool
When he tells you that the service rules
And can you teach me how to Web real slow?
Well I know you sold the service short
Cause I saw your quarterly report.
Steve Case sold off his stock
It fell just like a rock.
It was a crazy, costly high-tech play
As they slashed away at what subscribers pay
And half their users went away
the day the service died.
So bye bye to Amer'ca Online
Drove my modem to a domain and it's working just fine
And good old geeks are cheering users offline
Saying this'll be the day that they die.
This'll be the day that they die.
Well for two days we've been on our own
And dial-ins click on a rolling phone
But that's not how it used to be
When the mogul came to Virginia court
With an OS icon and a browser port
And a desktop that looked like Apple III.
And while Jim Clark was looking down
The mogul stole his thorny crown
The browser war was turned.
Mozilla...was spurned.
And while Steve left users out to bond
With hosts unable to respond
6 million newbies all were conned
the day the service died.
So bye bye to Amer'ca Online
Drove my modem to a domain and it's working just fine
And good old geeks are cheering users offline
Saying this'll be the day that they die.
This'll be the day that they die.
Da Chronic ducked their software guards
And stole a million credit cards
To use accounts he'd gotten free
And so Steve Case went to the FBI
and he told Boardwatch a little lie
That hackers wanted child pornography
But while Steve Case was looking down
The hackers pulled his e-mail down
They put it on the net.
He can't be trusted yet!
And while user cynicism climbs
At sign-on ads and welcome rhymes
They scan their e-mail for "Good Times"
the day the service died.
So bye bye to Amer'ca Online
Drove my modem to a domain and it's working just fine
And good old geeks are cheering users offline
Saying this'll be the day that they die.
This'll be the day that they die.
Helter-skelter billing needs a melter
The lawyers filed a class-action shelter
Eight million in lawyer's fees.
But it looks like some att
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Signs Your Partner is Addicted to Internet Porn
- During foreplay, he's always double-clicking your G-spot.
- His new computer includes a DVD-ROM drive, a 56k modem, and a tissue dispenser.
- When she wants you to take off your pants, she says, "Scroll down."
- Tells everyone he's a pioneer in "palm computing."
- He's suing Playboy.com for repetitive stress injuries.
- Her favorite actor? Tommy Lee.
- When he sees a hot babe, he wryly says, "Boy, I'd like to click on her."
- You look deep into his eyes and see a faint image of Asia Carrera burned into his corneas.
- As you undress, he takes out his credit card and tells you his birthday.
- During sex, he shouts, "Refresh! Refresh!"
- His version of foreplay: You lie naked on the bed with a sheet covering you... he pulls it down slowly for ten minutes.
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Dear Editor,
I have two brothers, one works at Microsoft, the other was sentenced to death
in the gas chamber.
My mother died of insanity when I was three years old, my two sisters are
prostitutes and my father sells drugs.
Recently, I met a girl who was released from a reformatory where she served
time for smothering her illegitimate child to death.
I love this girl very much and want to marry her.
My problem is this:
Shall I tell her about my brother who works at Microsoft?
Sincerely,
Larry
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Oprah Winfrey virus:
Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB and then slowly expands back to
200MB.
AT&T; virus:
Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are getting.
MCI virus:
Every three minutes it reminds you that you're paying too much for the AT&T;
virus.
Politically Correct virus:
Never calls itself a "virus", but instead refers to itself as an "electronic
microorganism."
Arnold Schwarzenegger virus:
Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back.
Government Economist virus:
Nothing works, but all your diagnostic software says everything is fine.
New World Order virus:
Probably harmless, but it makes a lot of people really mad just thinking about
it.
Federal Bureaucrat virus:
Divides your hard disk into hundreds of little units, each of which does
practically nothing, but all of which claim to be the most important part of
your computer.
Texas virus:
Makes sure that it's bigger than any other file.
Adam and Eve virus:
Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.
Congressional virus:
The computer locks up, screen splits erratically with a message appearing on
each half blaming the other side for the problem.
Airline virus:
You're in Dallas but your data is in Singapore.
Freudian virus:
Your computer becomes obsessed with marrying to its own motherboard.
Public Television virus:
Your programs stop every few minutes to ask for money.
Elvis virus:
Your computer gets fat, slow and lazy, then self destructs only to resurface
at shopping malls and service stations across rural America.
Nike virus:
Just does it.
Congressional virus #2:
Runs every program on the hard drive simultaneously, but doesn't allow the
user to accomplish anything.
Star Trek virus:
Invades your system in places where no virus has gone before.
Health Care virus:
Tests your system for a day, finds nothing wrong, and sends you a bill for
$4,500.
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A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in
the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noticed a bottle lying in the sand
with a piece of paper in it.
Rushing to the bottle, he pulled out the cork and with shaking hands withdrew
the message.
"Due to lack of maintenance," he read, "we regretfully have found it necessary
to cancel your e-mail account."
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A language instructor was explaining to her class that in French, nouns unlike
their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or
feminine.
"House," in French, is feminine-"la mansion."
"Pencil," in French, is masculine - "le crayon."
One puzzled student asked, "...What gender is computer?..."
The teacher did not know, and the word wasn't in her French dictionary.
So for fun she split the class into two groups appropriately enough, by
gender, and asked them to decide whether "computer" should be a masculine or
feminine noun.
Both groups were required to give four reasons for their recommendation.
The men's group decided that computers should definitely be of the feminine
gender ("la computer"), because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is
incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for possible
later retrieval.
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half
your pay check on accessories for it.
The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be masculine ("le
computer"), because:
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data but they are still clueless.
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems but half the time they ARE the
problem.
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you'd waited a little
longer, you could have gotten a better model.
The women won.
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As you are aware, ships have long been characterized as being female (e.g.,
"Steady as she goes" or "She's listing to starboard, Captain!")
Recently, a group of computer scientists (all males) announced that computers
should also be referred to as being female.
Their reasons for drawing this conclusion follow:
Five reasons to believe computers are female:
1. No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is
incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. The message "Bad command or file name" is about as informative as, "If you
don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you."
4. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later
retrieval.
5. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half
your paycheck on accessories for it.
However, another group of computer scientists, (all female) think that
computers should be referred to as if they were male. Their reasons follow:
Five reasons to believe computers are male:
1. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.
2. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE
the problem.
3. As soon as you commit to one you realize that, if you had waited a little
longer, you could have obtained a better model.
4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
5. Big power surges knock them out for the rest of the night.
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Microsoft (Nasdaq: MSFT) announced that it is selling advertising space in the
error messages that appear in Windows.
Acknowledging for the first time that the average user of their operating
system encounters error messages at least several times a day, Microsoft is
trying to take financial advantage of the unavoidable opportunity to make an
ad impression.
"We estimate that throughout the world at any given moment several million
people are getting a 'General Protection Fault' or 'Illegal Operation'
warning.
We will be able to generate significant revenue by including a short
advertising message along with it," said Microsoft marketing director Nathan
Mirror.
He also mentioned that Microsoft is intended to add banner ads into its Blue
Screen of Death in the near future.
The Justice Department immediately indicated that they intend to investigate
whether Microsoft is gaining an unfair advantage in reaching the public with
this advertising by virtue of its semi-monopolistic control over error
messages.
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One day Bill Gates died and went to heaven.
When he got there he met God.
God said "Where do you want to go Heaven or Hell?"
Bill Gates said, "Can I have a look at them first?"
So God showed him Heaven and there were all people in white drinking wine a
playing harps and all the walls were white.
Next God took him to Hell. Bill Gates saw a beautiful beach with gorgeous
women in colorful bikinis, all the iced beer a person could drink and everyone
was splashing in the water and having fun.
Bill Gates choose Hell.
A few weeks later God went to visit Bill in Hell where he was to tied to a
rock and the devils were surronding him and he screamed to God: "When you let
me look at Hell, it was full of gorgeous women, iced beer and fun. What
happened??!!?"
God replied, "Oh that? It was only a demo"
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Shocking revolution:
The most widely used languages in Bangalore is
Not Kannada,
Neither english nor telugu,
Not even hindi!
Its
C, C++ and java!!!!
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Wikipedia: I know everything
Google : i have everything
Facebook : i know everybody
Internet : without me u r nothing
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Electricity : awaaaz niche.
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? Mobile Aya
? Camera Khatam
? Mobile Aya
? Wrist Watch Khatam
? Mobile Aya
?? Torch Khatam
? Mobile Aya
? Radio Khatam
? Mobile Aya
? MP3 Khatam
? Mobile Aya
? Letters Khatam
? Mobile Aya
?? Calculator Khatam
?Mobile Aya
? Computer Khatam
? Mobile Aya
? Sakoon Khatam
Aur agar apka
?Mobile" ?
ap ki
"Girlfriend" ke haath aya toh
Maa Kasam
aap "Khatam." ??
.....?
@ ??
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Ek dum latest ...?
Badalti Duniya Ka aisa Asar Hone Laga,
Aadmi pagal?Aur Phone Smart Hone Laga !
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Do u know...???
Khaana saamne rakh kar bhi na khane
wali,
Aur neend aate huye bhi na
sone dene wali beemari kaun si
hai..?
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Yehi !!
Jo haath mein pakdi hui hai...
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"Happy winters" to -
married peoples
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and for singles "- keep Using
Facebook
inside your blanket on your
smartphones"
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Dil agar CPU hota to aapki sabhi yadon ko SAVE Kar sakte,
Dimag mein agar PRINTER hota to khayallo ka PRINT OUT nikal lete,
Dhadkan mein agar PEN DRIVE hoti to zindagi ka BACKUP lete,
Mann mein jo BLUETOOTH hota to baton ko TRANSFER kar lete,
Ankhon mein jo WEBCAM hota to tasvir ko RECEIVE kar lete,
Kash Zindagi bhi ek COMPUTER hoti to use bhi RESTART ker lete,
Kaaash aisa hota?
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Shortcut Proposal
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Boy : Kya main Apka Address Jaan Sakta Hun.
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Girl : Wo Kyu?
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Boy : wo Baraat Le k Aani Thi.
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So much pain and agony in this World. Crimes,
Corruption, Kidnaps, MH370, Modi, Rahul, Kejri
etc.
And just when you think world has suffered
enough,
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Himesh Reshammiya releases his Movie.
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Bekaar Hai Wo Log Jo Apne
Lover Ko Miss Krte Hai, Are
Miss Karna Hai To Macharo
Ko Karo, Jo Apne Jaan Par
Khel Kar Tmhe Kiss Krte Hai.
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Hum Roz Msg Kyu Bhejte Hain.?
For Maasti .. No
For Timepass .. No..
Hum Msg Bhejte Hain,
Taaki Aapki Reading Capacity
Strong Ho.. Padhega India
Tabhi To Badhega India..
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Mahesh Bhaat: Vote Dene Chale..
Alia Bhaat: Papa Aap Miss Call Karke Bhi VoteDe Sakthe Hai, Maine Kal DID MeDekha Tha..!!
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Khud Ko Kr Kanjus itna
K Hr SmS BhejneSe Pehle
Service Center Wale Call Kr K Khud Puche
Sir G,
r u sure
Bhejna hai
Ki Sending Fail kariye.
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Ek gullu Airport mein gaya....
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Airport ke aadmi ne pucha - Aap ka Passport dikhaiye plz...
Gullu ne bola - Pahle Aap aap ka airport dikhaiye
AirPort ki aadmi - (airport dikhakar) yea ha mera airport
gullu - to yea ha mera passport
aadmi - ye kya passport ke photo ke sath aap ka sakal match nahi ho raha ha
yea to dusre ka passport ha
gullu - to airport kya tere baap ki hai...
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Hanumanji: Bhole Nath Ab Mai Dharti
Par Nahi Reh Sakta..
Bhole Nath: Kyu..?
Hanumanji: Pehle Log Let Ke Matha
Tekte Thay,
Fir Ghutne Tekne Lage, Fir Log Dur
Se Hi Sar Ko Jhuka Chale Jate Thay..
Mai Firbi Khush Tha Lekin Ab To
Ghor Kalyug Aa Gaya Hai Prabhu..
Aaj Mandir Me 1 Bacchi Aayi Aur
Haath Hila Ke Boli..
Hi Hanu, Whats Up..?
Aise Muh Kyu Fula Rakha Hai..
Just Chill Baby.....!
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Ek Ladki dupatta muh pe Lapete
hue scooty pe jaa rahi thi,
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Samne se ek aadmi bike se aate
hue bola: Aye CHAMIYA Zara duptta
hatake chehra to dikha,
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Ladki:
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PAPA mai hu Aapki Guddi
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Why Does Gandhi Smile On Every Rupee Note? ? ? ?
But
Not Lincon In Dollar???
Coz American Ladies Don't put money inside d Blouse:-)
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Mind blowing shayari:
Tere pyar ke saaye ne mujhe aisa pyasa banaya,
Tere pyar ke saaye ne mujhe aisa pyasa banaya,
u 2 min ruk.. mei pani pi ke aaya?
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Rahul: Mere Paas Paisa Hai, Bank
Balance Hai Aur Maa (Soniya) Hai
Tumhare Paas Kya Hai..?
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Modi: Mere Paas, Mere Paas
Mere Paas Rajnikant Hai Pappu..!
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"Papa Ji,shadi Me Kul Mila Kar Kitna Kharch Hota Hai ?"."Pata Nahi Bete.......Me To Abhi Tak Chuka Raha Hu !!":D:D
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snta to bnta
tu doctor k paas nai gaya teri tabiyat kharaab thi
bnta to snta
ha wo kal jaauga aaj tabiyat tjick nai hai
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Khood ko kar kanjoos itna ki ....
har sms bhejhne se pahale ....
Service center wale khud call kar ke puche...
Beta sach mai is sms ko aage bhejna hai ya
Galti se sent ho Sent ho gaya!
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15 years back :-
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maa bap chahte the ke unki Ladki
ki shadi "acche ladke" se ho:p
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or abb :D
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maa bap chahte he ki unke BETE ki
shadi "acchi ladki " se ho :p;)
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( Ladkiyo , kya tarakki ki he tumne waah......!! )
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"kitni shiddat se maine book uthane ki koshish ki hai...
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ki har panne ne mujhe sulane ki sajish ki hai..
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kehte hai agar kisi chapter ko dil se samajhna chaho..
to puri kaaynat hame usme confuse karne me jut jati hai...
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par padhna padta hai...
qki..
"CHAPTER ABHI BAKI HE MERE DOST"...
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Hindi Names Of Hollywood Movies:
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Taken : Le Li..
Taken 2 : Uski bhi Le Li..
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The Dark Knight :Kala Kaluta Shoorveer..
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Wrong Turn : Galat Mod Le Liya Be.
Wrong Turn 2 : Saala Phir Se Galat Mod Liya.
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Terminator : Bhasmasur.
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Welcome To The Jungle :Anil Kapoor Ki Chhaati Me Aap Ka Swagat Hai .
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The Mummy Returns :Mataji Vaapas Aa Rahi Hain.
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SAW: Dekha
SAW 2: Phir Se Dekha
SAW 3: Ek Baar Phir Se Dekha
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Inception : Khwab Mein Khwab, Dimaag Ka Dahi Janaab!!!
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Titanic : Nauka Dela Dhoka.
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Babys day out :ghara ke bahar launda
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Mission Impossible :Eie Na Ho Paai.
Mission Impossible 2 :Abe Eie Na Ho Paai
Mission Impossible 3 :Abe Hum Pehle Hi Kahe Rahe Ki Eie Na Ho Paai :p :D
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Jab bhi tumhari yaad aati hai,
to man karta hai.. har patthar par likhu 'I MISS YOU'..
Aur wo sare patthar tumhe maaru, taaki tumhe pata chale ki yaad me kitna dard hota hai... ;)
TIGER D
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Most STUPID questions people usually ask
in obvious situation..
1. At movies:" hey! What r u doing here.. ??
Me:" tujhe nahi pata yaar.. ?? Mai yaha
ticket black karne aata hu..
2. In bus:" A fat lady steps onmy feet:
"arey!! beta lagi to nahi..
Me:" Nai aunty bahot maja aaya ek baar fir
se karo na..
3. When i got woken up at midnight by a
call:" sorry yaar!
So raha tha kya.. ??
Me:" Nai yaar! Mai to Bas late kar marne ki
practise kar raha tha..
4. when they see me with shorter hair:
"yaar! Baal katwaye hai kya.. ??
Me:" Pata Nahi Yaar!! raat ko soya tha
subah uth kar dekha
to andar chale gaye!!
.
5. When some 1 call me on myland line n
asks "where r u.. ??
Me:" yaar mai market mai hu, phone b gale
me latka kar le aaya hu..
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Dear GIRLS
.
.
Aap logo ke Mob No.. pr agar koi Faltu
ki
calls ya miss call kar k pareshan kar
raha ho .
.
.
To uska mob no.. Olx me daal kar post
kar do ki -- i phone 5s
Only 1000 rs.. Mai
.
.
.
Kasam se jitne Calls aapko nai kiya
hoga Usse jyada
use Aayenge
.
.
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NOTE:- Ab Thanks bol ke rulana mat
Bas ek "SMILE" Krdo kaafi hai..
B+
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