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Museebat

Son: Wife, biwi, patni, shrimati, aurat, ardhangini, gharwali in sab mein kya antar hai?
Father: Beta, itna mat socho museebat ek naam anek.

Sep,11 2015
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Kaun Kahta Hai

Kaun Kahta Hai
Mohabat Ek Baar Hoti Hai..
Main Tujhe Jitni Baar Dekhun Mujhe Utni Baar Hoti Hai.

 

Sep,9 2015
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Rubber ke Gloves

Doctor: I am sorry Opration ke Waqt Rubber ke Gloves
Aapke Pet Me Reh Gaye.Dobara Opration Karna Hoga.
Patient: Abey Pagal Hai kya?
Ye Le 20 Rupaye. Naya Le Le.

Sep,9 2015
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Deodrant

Jb tm angdayi leti ho to mera dm nikal jata hai,
Jb tum angdayi leti ho to mera dm nikal jata hai,
wah wah,
Arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai.

Sep,9 2015
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Kitab

College Se Nikalte Hi Kitab Seene Se Laga Leti Ho.
Wah Wah,
College Se Nikalte Hi Kitab Seene Se Laga Leti Ho,
Hum Kya Mar Gaye Hain Jo Khud Hi Daba Leti Ho.

Sep,9 2015
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Gum Bhula Dia

Wife drinking BEER asked Tum kaun ho?
Husband: Pagal ho gayi ho kya? Apne husband ko bhool gayi?
Wife: Nasha har gum bhula deta hai Bhaisaab.

Sep,7 2015
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William Sexfear

Zindagi Ki Race Mein Hamesha First Ana Ke Liye,
Ye Soch Kar Bhago Ki Piche Lund Pada Hai,
Tez Nahi Bhagoge To Gand Mein Ghus Jayega.
 

Sep,2 2015
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Girl Friend

Sep,1 2015
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Maarne Ka Iraada

Aug,27 2015
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Puri Raat

Girl: Aj Mat Dalo.
Boy: Kyo?
Girl: Kal Tum Daal Ke So Gaye Bahut Dard Hua,
Me Puri Raat Maslti Rahi Or Pani Bhi Nikalta Raha Mujhe Lagata Hai Ye,
EYE DROPS Bekar Hai.

Aug,27 2015
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Kal Ka Namuna

Ek Waqt guzar jayega,
Shadi kr k koi tumse bandh diya jayega,
Abhi Bhi Waqt he Afair Kar Lo,
Kya pata kal Kis Namune Ko Tumhe Saupa Jayega.

Aug,27 2015
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Active Passive

Wife: sone ki chain kab doge?
Husband: chain se sone kab dogi?

Aug,26 2015
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सनी का दोष

दुखी माँ बाबा से: बाबा जी मेरे 1000/- रुपये वापस करो।
बाबा: क्यों बालिके?
माँ: आप ने कहा था सब शनि का दोष है, इसलिए बेटा नहीं पढ़ता।
मैंने शनिवार के व्रत रखे, तेल चढ़ाया, मेरे बेटे ने रात भर कंप्यूटर पे पढ़ाई की फिर भी फेल हो गया।
बाबा: बालिके मैंने तो कहा था कि सब "सनी" का दोष है।

Aug,25 2015
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Study Ki Waja

WIFE: Meri shadi to apni study ki waja se late hui ap ki shadi q late hoi?
Husband: Mein SADQA boht ksrat se dia krta tha.
Sadqa bhot c balaon ko talta hy.
1 sal nahi de saka Bus Usi sal shadi ho gai.

Aug,24 2015
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Recharge Degi

Agar Aap Ko Lagta Hai Ki Aisi comments me Link copy paste karke Aap Ko Free Me Mobile Recharge Degi To Kasam 2G Scam Ki Aap Chutiye Hai.

Aug,18 2015
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Bump Noses

Move In At A Slight Angle. If You Move In With your face Upright,
You'll Bump Noses With Her And Your Lips Won't Meet. This Can Be Awkward
Don't Stick Out Your Lips, But Gently Press Them Against Hers.

Aug,18 2015
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Naya Nazara

NAi Subha Ka Naya Nazara
Thandi Hawa Le K Aai Peghaam Humara Utho Tayar Ho Jao
Khushio’n Se Bhara Rahe Aaj Ka Ye Din Tumhara Good Morning

Aug,18 2015
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All Programs

Wife: I will Leave You Forever.
Husband:Close All Programs And Log Out For Another User.

Aug,17 2015
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तीन पैरो वाली

तीन पैरो वाली तितली नहा के निकली !
उतर बताओ इस पहेली का !

Samosa

Aug,17 2015
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Hand Free

Teacher : Jis Aadmi ke Dono Haath Na Ho
Usey Hindi Aur English Me kya kahenge.?
Papu: Hindi Me Thakur Aur
English Me Hand Free

Aug,12 2015
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Adheri Raat Main

Adheri Raat Main Ladke Ne Bike Roki Ladki Ko Utara
Uska Hath Pkda Uske Karib Gya
Ladki Sarmai Ladka Bola Sarma Mat
Dhakka Mar Petrol Khtm Ho Gya Hai

Aug,11 2015
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SINDUR ka Dibba

Tu chamm chamm kar ke aai,
Aur chamm chamm kar Ke chale gai.
Me SINDUR ka Diba leke Khada thha,
Or Tu RAKHI Bandhha ke Chale gai.

Aug,10 2015
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Get To Know Her

Don't follow her around or act like a stalker, but casually notice where she goes, what she likes to do, and who her friends are.

Aug,5 2015
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Drives You Crazy

Tell her that she drives you crazy, and that she's the prettiest girl you've ever laid eyes on.
Tell her that you've never met anyone like her.

Aug,5 2015
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Holes In Net

Roger Federer: i hv great knowledge about tennis. U can ask me anythin.
RAJNI: Ok tel me,hw many holes r dere in d NET.

Aug,5 2015
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अलमारी मे पेंटी

वासना, प्यार और शादी में क्या फ़र्क है ?
संता: वासना मे पेंटी को फाड़ते हैं,
प्यार मे उतारते हैं,
और शादी मे
धोकर सुखाकर अलमारी मे रखते हैं.

Aug,5 2015
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Sorry For TEARS

Sorry May Have Become,
Just Another Word,
But With TEARS.
It Means The World.
I’m Sorry For What I,
Have Done To Yo.

Aug,1 2015
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Honeymoon Package

Ki Kashmir Na Koi Le Sakta Hai.
Wah Wah.
Ki Kashmir Na Koi Le Sakta Hai.
Na Koi Kashmir De Sakta Hai.
Kashmir Me Sirf 3 Din Aur,
2 Rat Ka Honeymoon Package Ho Sakta Hai.
Kya Bolte Ho.

Jul,31 2015
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Lamba Qad

Chodumal: Koun Kehta Hai Latakne Se Qad Lamba Hota Hai.
Santa: Agar Aisa Hota To Tattay Sab Se Lambe Hote.

Jul,31 2015
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Your Emotional IQ

Always have the right thing to say to him even if it's bad news.

Jul,23 2015
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Banta Is Hot

Santa Papa se: Papa class mein Banta mujhe GAY bol kar chidhata hai.
Papa: To tune use maara kyun nahi?
Santa: I can’t papa, He is so Hot.

Jul,23 2015
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funny Ragpiker

Jul,22 2015
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Merriage Party Me

Agar aap kisi merriage party me jaye to waha chahe kitni bhi ladkiya ho kewal ek ladki ko hi dekhte rahe yakinan wo aap se bat karna chahegi.

Jul,22 2015
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Important Thing

The most important thing in my trust is you.

Jul,21 2015
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Funny Baby

Jul,21 2015
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Research

Do your homework about the employer and the industry so you are ready for the question
What do you know about this company?
Know the interviewer's name and use it during the job interview.

Jul,20 2015
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Without Tables

Teacher : santa, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
Santa : You told me to do it without using tables.

Jul,20 2015
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Without You

Hearts change, I know they do… but this heart will always belong to u!
Hearts hurt, I know they do… but this heart hurts more without u!

Jul,20 2015
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Yaad Dil Se

Yehi tu haseen yaadon ka khubsorat nata hai,
Jo bin kisi shart k nibhaya jata hai,
Rahein dooryan darmyan tu kia huwa,
Yaad zuban se nahi Dil se kia jata ha.

Jul,20 2015
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Cut Flirt

Boy: Hey do you like water?
Girl: Yeah.
Boy: Good, then you already like 70% of me.

Jul,20 2015
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Biggest Fantasy

Boy: What is your biggest fantasy?
Girl: To be kissed in the rain,
& what about you?
Boy: To be the one who is kissing,
You in the rain.

Jul,17 2015
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What Will You Get

Teacher: Rohan Agar Tumhare Pass 10 Apple Hai Aur Tum 6 Pinki Ko Aur 4 Chinki Ko de do to tumhe kya milega

Student:Sir Mujhe 2 new girlfriend Milengi.

Jul,17 2015
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Little Children

I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character

Jul,15 2015
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Munna Ki Beti

Jul,15 2015
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नरेन्द्र मोदी की सरकार

सोमवार से
न मंगलवार से
न बुधवार से
न गुरुवार से
न शुक्रवार से
न शनिवार से
न रविवार से
कांग्रेस नेता लोग डरते हैं तो सिर्फ और सिर्फ नरेन्द्र मोदी की सरकार से ।।

Jul,15 2015
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नरेन्द्र मोदी की सरकार

सोमवार से
न मंगलवार से
न बुधवार से
न गुरुवार से
न शुक्रवार से
न शनिवार से
न रविवार से
कांग्रेस नेता लोग डरते हैं तो सिर्फ और सिर्फ नरेन्द्र मोदी की सरकार से ।।

Jul,15 2015
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नरेन्द्र मोदी की सरकार

सोमवार से
न मंगलवार से
न बुधवार से
न गुरुवार से
न शुक्रवार से
न शनिवार से
न रविवार से
कांग्रेस नेता लोग डरते हैं तो सिर्फ और सिर्फ नरेन्द्र मोदी की सरकार से ।।

Jul,15 2015
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नरेन्द्र मोदी की सरकार

सोमवार से
न मंगलवार से
न बुधवार से
न गुरुवार से
न शुक्रवार से
न शनिवार से
न रविवार से
कांग्रेस नेता लोग डरते हैं तो सिर्फ और सिर्फ नरेन्द्र मोदी की सरकार से ।।

Jul,15 2015
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नरेन्द्र मोदी की सरकार

सोमवार से
न मंगलवार से
न बुधवार से
न गुरुवार से
न शुक्रवार से
न शनिवार से
न रविवार से
कांग्रेस नेता लोग डरते हैं तो सिर्फ और सिर्फ नरेन्द्र मोदी की सरकार से ।।

Jul,15 2015
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नरेन्द्र मोदी की सरकार

सोमवार से
न मंगलवार से
न बुधवार से
न गुरुवार से
न शुक्रवार से
न शनिवार से
न रविवार से
कांग्रेस नेता लोग डरते हैं तो सिर्फ और सिर्फ नरेन्द्र मोदी की सरकार से ।।

Jul,15 2015
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