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Poonam's Joke

Your Emotional IQ

Always have the right thing to say to him even if it's bad news.

Jul,23 2015

452

Banta Is Hot

Santa Papa se: Papa class mein Banta mujhe GAY bol kar chidhata hai.
Papa: To tune use maara kyun nahi?
Santa: I can’t papa, He is so Hot.

Jul,23 2015

751

funny Ragpiker

Jul,22 2015

663

Merriage Party Me

Agar aap kisi merriage party me jaye to waha chahe kitni bhi ladkiya ho kewal ek ladki ko hi dekhte rahe yakinan wo aap se bat karna chahegi.

Jul,22 2015

956

Important Thing

The most important thing in my trust is you.

Jul,21 2015

464

Funny Baby

Jul,21 2015

289

Research

Do your homework about the employer and the industry so you are ready for the question
What do you know about this company?
Know the interviewer's name and use it during the job interview.

Jul,20 2015

649

Without Tables

Teacher : santa, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
Santa : You told me to do it without using tables.

Jul,20 2015

903

Without You

Hearts change, I know they do… but this heart will always belong to u!
Hearts hurt, I know they do… but this heart hurts more without u!

Jul,20 2015

783

Yaad Dil Se

Yehi tu haseen yaadon ka khubsorat nata hai,
Jo bin kisi shart k nibhaya jata hai,
Rahein dooryan darmyan tu kia huwa,
Yaad zuban se nahi Dil se kia jata ha.

Jul,20 2015

313

Cut Flirt

Boy: Hey do you like water?
Girl: Yeah.
Boy: Good, then you already like 70% of me.

Jul,20 2015

405

Biggest Fantasy

Boy: What is your biggest fantasy?
Girl: To be kissed in the rain,
& what about you?
Boy: To be the one who is kissing,
You in the rain.

Jul,17 2015

743

What Will You Get

Teacher: Rohan Agar Tumhare Pass 10 Apple Hai Aur Tum 6 Pinki Ko Aur 4 Chinki Ko de do to tumhe kya milega

Student:Sir Mujhe 2 new girlfriend Milengi.

Jul,17 2015

999

Little Children

I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character

Jul,15 2015

573

Munna Ki Beti

Jul,15 2015

853

नरेन्द्र मोदी की सरकार

सोमवार से
न मंगलवार से
न बुधवार से
न गुरुवार से
न शुक्रवार से
न शनिवार से
न रविवार से
कांग्रेस नेता लोग डरते हैं तो सिर्फ और सिर्फ नरेन्द्र मोदी की सरकार से ।।

Jul,15 2015

548

नरेन्द्र मोदी की सरकार

Jul,15 2015

548

नरेन्द्र मोदी की सरकार

Jul,15 2015

548

नरेन्द्र मोदी की सरकार

Jul,15 2015

548

नरेन्द्र मोदी की सरकार

Jul,15 2015

548

नरेन्द्र मोदी की सरकार

Jul,15 2015

548

नरेन्द्र मोदी की सरकार

Jul,15 2015

548

Uski Saheli

Girlfriend Ko Palko Par Bitha Lo,
Deke Khushi Uske Saare Gum Chura Lo,
Pyar Karo Uski Saheli Ke Samne Itna Ki,
Uski Saheli Bhi Kahe Janu Mujhe Bhi Pata Lo.

Jul,15 2015

Rona Bhi Zindagi

Pyar me kisi ko khona bhi zindagi hai,
Zindagi me gamo ka hona bhi zindagi hai,
Yu to rehti hai hotho per muskrahat,
Per shayad chupke se rona bhi zindagi hai.

Jul,15 2015

आधा जिस्म दिख रहा है

बॉस – ये कैसी ड्रेस पहनी है ,
आधा जिस्म दिख रहा है ,,
लड़की – सर इतनी काम सैलरी में तो यही
छोटे कपडे आते हैं ,,
बॉस – मैनेजर , इसको 3 महीने तक सैलरी मत देना!!!!!

Jul,14 2015

549

Jail For While

Compress was something you did to the garbage
Not something you did to a file
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for a while.

Jul,14 2015

Sachche Dost

Duniya-Dari Me Hum Thode Kachche Hain.
Mgr Dosti K Mamle Hum Bahut Sachche Hain.
Hamari Sachchai Bas Isi Baat Pr Kayam Hai
Ki Humare Dost Humse B Achchhe Hain.

Jul,14 2015

812

Thinking Of Yourself

True humility is not thinking less of yourself; it is thinking of yourself less.

Jul,13 2015

Snake Sheds

Just as a snake sheds its skin, we must shed our past over and over again

Jul,13 2015

425

Good Personality

Achi personality hona hamesha fayda deta he( jese ladkiyan ranbeer kapur ki personality se kafi impress hoti he). To koshish Karen ki apki personality ka acha bhaag ladkiyon ki nazar me aaye. Agar aapki personality me koi khami ho to sudharne ki koshish Karen.

Jul,10 2015

343

Business And Changes

This is a fantastic time to be entering the business world,
because business is going to change more in the next 10 years than it has in the last 50.

Jul,8 2015

850

Good day

Ending u 10000 smiles take 1 for now &
Keep the remaining 9999 under ur pillow.
Pick out 1 every morning bcoz
I want 2 see u smiling always.
Good day

Jul,7 2015

442

Siddhu Son In School

Navjot Singh Siddhu’s Son in School.
Teacher: What is a Noun?
Son: Mohtarma.. arjh kiya hai.
Kutta bhi hota hai apni galli me King.
Noun is the name of any Person, Place or Thing.

Jul,6 2015

Allow for adequate travel time

Some flights are long – make sure you don’t end up spending most of your time traveling; give yourself plenty of days to enjoy the destination.

Jul,2 2015

708

Ask Your Daughter

Teacher: how old are you?
Student: check the register..
Teacher: where are you from?
Student: check in collegel info..
Teacher: whom do u love most mom or dad?
Student: ask my heart.
Teacher: stupid where is your heart?
Student: ask your daughter!

Jul,2 2015

855

मेरी ब्लूटूथ ऑन थी

एक अविवाहित लड़की को बच्चा हो गया।
पप्पू: ये कैसे हुआ?

लड़की: जानू कल रात को जब आपका नाईट फॉल हुआ था तब मेरी ब्लूटूथ ऑन रह गई थी।

Jun,26 2015

881

Yeh Saal

Yeh Saal Tere Waste Khushiyon Ka Nagar Ho,
Kya Khooob Ho Har Roz Teree Eid Agar Ho,
Har Raat Masarrat Ki Naye Geet Sunaaye,
Lamhaat Ke Peron Pe Bhi Shabnam Ka Asar Ho.

Jun,25 2015

942

Haskar Jeena

Haskar jeena dastoor hai jindagi ka
Ek yai kissa mashoor hai jindagi ka
Beete hue pal kabi laut kar nai aate
Yahi sabse bada kasoor h jindagi ka

Jun,25 2015

473

Increase PC Life

Trick 2 increase PC life:
-Shut down proprly
-Dont place many icons in desktop
-Keep 50% free spce in C drive
-Dont keep foldrs in task bar.

Jun,25 2015

739

Two Eyes

Dusro ki ankho m aasu dene vale log ...Aksar ye kyu bhool jate h ki ....Unke paas bhi do ankhe h

Jun,23 2015

749

You Are

You r like my asthma, you take my breath away.Like dandruff; I cant get you off my head.Like my car, you drive me crazy.Like dentures, I cant smile without you.

Jun,23 2015

838

People Are Curious

I am not a sexy woman, I am not beautiful, I am not a sex kitten, I don't flirt with people, yet I've been tagged more of sex symbol than women who truly are and I that's solely because I don't reveal too much: people are curious.

Jun,19 2015

973

Attractive To Female

Billy goats urinate on their own heads to smell more attractive to females.

Jun,19 2015

380

Supreme Abode

A man is born alone and dies alone; and he experiences the good and bad consequences of his karma alone; and he goes alone to hell or the Supreme abode.

Jun,19 2015

961

Prostitute In The Night

A good wife is one who serves her husband in the morning like a mother does, loves him in the day like a sister does and pleases him like a prostitute in the night.

Jun,19 2015

254

Director Subhash Ghai

Director Subhash Ghai made a cameo appearance in Aradhana which he anyway does for all his films

Jun,12 2015

Many Friends

No shadows 2 depress u
only joys 2 surround u
many friends 2 luv u
God himself 2 bless u
These r my wishes 4 u,
for today, tommorrow & everyday

Jun,10 2015

Tumhare Dil Mein Hain

Wo Mohabbtein Jo Tumhare Dil Mein Hain
Usse Zubaan Par Lao Aur Bayan Kar Do
Aaj Bas Tum Kaho Aur Kehte Hi Jao
Hum Bas Sunein Aise Be-Zuban Kar Do.

Jun,5 2015

React kare

Ladkiyan darpok ladko ko pasand nahi karti hai issliye aap darna chhod de aur Ladkiyon se ek nidar ki tarah react kare

Jun,2 2015

Name So Softly

A shining ANGEL stands beside your silky bed,
Calling Ur nice Name so softly,
Throwing flowers on U
And saying Good Night & Sweet Dreams.

May,28 2015

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