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Hazaron Kamiyan Hain

Husband Apni Saas Se Baat Karta Hai:
Aapki Beti Mein To Hazaron Kamiyan Hain.
Saas: Haan Beta, Isi Vajah Se To Use Achcha Ladka Nahi Mila.

 

Dec,18 2015
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तेरी बहन को

मां: बेटा, तू अपने बाल क्यों नहीं कटवाता?
पप्पू: यो मॉम इट्स फैशन मॉम.
मां: वो तो ठीक है, पर लोग तेरी बहन को देखने आते हैं और तुझे पसंद कर जाते हैं

Dec,18 2015
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Tujhe Manga Hai

Main Dua Mein Tujhe Manga Hai,
Magar Wafa Se Manga Hai.
Kabhi Sajde Mein Jakar Pucho Apne Rab Se,
K Maine Kis Kis Ada Se Tumhe Manga Hai.

Dec,16 2015
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Chuddail Chipak Gayee

Santa: Teri Biwi Ko Chuddail Chipak Gayee Hai. Upaaye Karvaao.
Banta: Upayaye, Agar Do Behenein Gale Mil Rahi Hain To is Mein Harz Hi Kya Hai?

Dec,11 2015
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Bahut Dard Hua

Girl: Aaj mat dalo.
Boy: Kyon?
Girl- Kal Tum Daal K So Gaye. Bahut Dard Hua,
Main Puri Raat Maslti Rahi or Pani Bhi Nikalta Raha
Mujhe Lagata Hai YeEye Drop Bekar Hai.

Dec,5 2015
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Meri Shaadi

Wife: Tum Ne Kabhi Socha Ki Agar Meri Shaadi Kisi Aur Se Ho Jaati To?
Husband: Nahi, Main Kabhi Kisi Ka Bura Nahi Sochta.

Dec,5 2015
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3 Rupay Ke

Santa: Tumne Itne Chhote Chhote Baal Q Katwaye?
Banta: Naai Ke Paas 3 Rupye Khulle Nahin The,
To Main Bola 3 Rupay Ke Aur Kaat De

Dec,5 2015
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Sources of Motivation

The biggest sources of motivation are your own thoughts,
So think big and motivate yourself to win.
Good morning.

 

Dec,3 2015
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Ban Gayi Ullu

Mujh se break up kar ke tu ban gayi ullu,
Mujh se break up kar ke tu ban gayi ullu,
Maine toh nayi patta li tujhe kya milla,
Babaji ka thullu.

Dec,2 2015
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Chinta Na Kare

Kissing Tips ki baat karte hai tab yeh baat samne aati hai ki,
Aap kiss ke douran chinta na kare, ki aap kiss kese kar rahe hai.
Kyoki kiss karne ka koi sahi tarika nahi hota hai.
Kiss vese kare jo aapko aur aapke partner ko pasand ho.

 

Dec,1 2015
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Apna Dukh

Pati prawachan sun k aya aur patni ko godd mai utha liya.
Patni: Guruji ne kya rommance krne ko kaha hai kya?
Pati: Nhi pagli unhone kaha hai apna dukh khud uthana chahiye.

 

Nov,27 2015
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Nahi Dekhi

Jisne chand ki roshni nahi dekhi.
Jisne phulon ki tazgi nahi dekhi.
Jo yeh kehte hain ke mitt jati hai dooriyon se dosti,
Usne shayad hamari dosti nahi dekhi.

Nov,26 2015
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Jise Pyar Kiya

Jise dil diya woh Dilli chali gayi.
Jise pyar kiya woh Italy chali gayi.
Dil ne kaha khudkushi kar le zalim.
Bijli ko hath lagaya to bijli chali gayi.

Nov,25 2015
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Yaad Agaye

Daughter: Mom aaj Ek ladke ne mere gal pe kiss kiya.
Mom: Tune usko chata mara ya nahi.
Daughter: Mujhe achanak Gandhiji yaad agaye,
Aur maine dusra gal agge kar diya.

Nov,21 2015
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Shaadi Shuda Aadmi

Police: Park main aise tum duno kyun baithe hoh.
Man: Hum dono shaadi shuda hain.
Police: Toh ghar main baitho.
Man: Iska husbnad nahi manega.

Nov,21 2015
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Kaise Pata Chala

Santa Gehri Soch Me.
Wife: Kya Soch Rahe Ho?
Santa: Ye ZEE NEWS Walo Ko Kaise Pata Chalta Hai?
Wife: Kya?
Santa: Yehi Ke, AAP DEKH RAHE HAI ZEE NEWS.

Nov,20 2015
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Girl Ke Screen Shots

Boy: Kya karti ho
Girl: Singer hu SoundCloud pe gati hu, Aur tum?
Boy: Photographer Hu SCREENSHOTs leta hu.

Nov,17 2015
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Dil Ki Dhadkan

Tera Intezaar Mujhe Har Pal Rehta Hai,
Har Lamha Mujhe Tera Ehsaas Rehta Hai,
Tujh Bin Dhadkane Rukk Si Jaati Hai,
Ki Tu Mere Dil Me Meri Dhadkan Banke Rehta Hai.

Nov,11 2015
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Moka Pe Choka

Apple iPhone 6 launched in India at Rs. 53,500.00
Mene papa ko kaha papa mughe iPhone 6 chiye.
Papa ne kaha: Beta etne me to 1 bike+5 months ka petrol aa jayega.
Mene moka pe choka mara: Accha papa to wahe khrid do.
Papa Shocked but me Rock.

Nov,10 2015
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Naraz Na Ho

Dosti main dooriyan to aati rehti hain,
Phir bhi dosti dilo ko mila deti hai,
Wo dosti hi kiya jo naraz na ho,
Per sachi dosti dosto ko mana leti hai.

 

Nov,9 2015
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A Perfect Reply

Ladka: I LOVE U.
Ladki ne zor se thappad maara aur boli Kya Kaha tumne?
Ladke ne bhi ghumakr zordaar chanta maara aur kaha.
Pagal jab suna hi nhi tha to maara kyu?

Nov,9 2015
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Amitabh In Toilet

Amitabh public toilet me se pura bhig ke nikla.
Jaya: Aap to susu karne gaye the?
Amitabh: Jaise hi main andar gaya, koi bola BIG B or sab meri taraf ghoom gaye.

Nov,4 2015
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Forbidden love

You are away from your home, in arms of the one you love,
So how about making the best of it? Try things that you can never do at home.
Talk about each other's fantasies and try them out.
Just let your imagination run wild as no one would be knocking at your door.

Nov,4 2015
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Khushiya Hi Mile

Yeh bhi ek dua hai khuda se,
Kisi ka dil na dukhe hamari wajah se,
Aye khuda kar de kuchh aisi inaayat hum pe,
Ki khushiyaan hi milein sabko hamaari wajah se.

 

Nov,3 2015
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Jungal Ka Sher

2sardar jungle me ja rha tha, Samne sher aa gya.
1 ne mitti uthai sher ki ankh me dal k bhagne lga.
2nd wahen khara rha.
1st: Abhey bhag.
2nd: Me q bhagon, mitti tune dali hai.

Oct,29 2015
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Berojgar Insan

Oct,29 2015
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Kiss Kiya

Circus mein ladki ne sher ko kiss kiya to,
Ring mastar ne kaha Aap mein se koi yeh kar sakta hai,
Santa: Zarur par pehle iss sher ko peeche htao.

Oct,28 2015
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Dil Ki Aawaz

Saath agar doge to muskurayenge zarur,
Pyar agar dil se karoge to nibhayenge zarur,
Kitne bhi kante kyu na raaho mein,
Aawaz agar dil se doge to aayenge zarur.

Oct,28 2015
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Be-Misaal Saza

Mohabbat Ki Misal Main..
Bus Itna Hi Kahun Ga,
Be-Misaal Saza Hai..
Kisi Be-Gunahon K Liye.

Oct,27 2015
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Vidaai Ke Samay

Vidaai Ke Samay Dulhan Ke Chhote Bhai Ne Papa Se Poochha
Papa Didi To Ro Rahi Hai Par Jija Ji Nahi Ro Rahe Hain"
Papa:Beta Didi To Gate Tak Hi royegi par tere jija ji zindagi bhar royenge"

 

Oct,27 2015
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Ram Ka Janam

Train mein TT Sadhu se bola: Kahan jana hai?
Sadhu: Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha.
TT: Ticket hai?
Sadhu: Nahin.
TT: Chalo.
Sadhu: Kahan?
TT: Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha, Jail mein.

Oct,23 2015
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Gullak

Ek Baar Pati Or Uski Patni Decide Karte Hain Ki Sex Karne Ke Baad Gullak Mein Paise Dalenge.
After A Month. Pati Patni Gullak Kholte Hai.
Pati: Maine 10Rs Ke Note Dale Thhe, Yeh 500Rs, 100Rs, 50Rs Ke Kahaan Se Aaye?
Patni: Har Koi Tumhari Tarah Kanjoos Thodi Hi Hota Hai.

Oct,21 2015
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Zero

Rajnikanth can divide by zero.

Oct,19 2015
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Roz Subha

Sardar Roz Subha 50 ladkiya mera intezar karti hain
Man: Are wah Vo kaise?
Sardar: Main Girls collage ka busdriver Hu na.

Oct,19 2015
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Inspector

Sardar ki wife inspecter se: Mera husband ek hafte pehle aaloo lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaye.
Inspector bhi sardar tha bola: To behan kuch or paka lo.

Oct,17 2015
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Waqt Bewaqt

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum,
Waqt bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum,
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum,
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum.

Oct,16 2015
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Pyar

Santa To Banta: Tumko Kisi Se Pyar Hua Hai?
Banta: Haa Yaar Par Vo Manti Hi Nahi,
Santa: Kyu Kya Kahti He?
Banta: Kahti Hai I Love U 2.
Pata Nahi Sala Ye Dusra Kon Hai.

Oct,15 2015
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Outdoor Date

This is only relevant if you planned an outdoor date. Walking along the water, going for a picnic, biking. You will only gain points if you are well prepared. Obviously, if you bring a blanket to a movie theatre or a restaurant she will probably just think you are a creep.

Oct,13 2015
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Kamzor Dori

Rishton Ki Dori Kamzor Hoti Hai,
Aankho Ki Baatein Dil Ki Chor Hoti Hai,
Kisi Ne Jab Bhi Pucha Friendship Ka Matlab,
Hamari Ungli Aapki Aur Hoti Hai.

Oct,8 2015
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Khushi

Aapki hasi bahut pyaari lagti hai,
Aapki har khushi hamein hamari lagti hai,
Kabhi door na karna khud se humein,
Aapki dosti humein jaan se bhi pyaari lagti hai.

Oct,7 2015
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Chowmein

Santa Subha Khana Khate Hue Biwi Par Chilla Raha Tha.
Santa: Ye Kya? Khane Mein Baal, Andhi Hai Tujhe Dikhta Nahi Kya?
Biwi Gusse Mein Aake: Chupchap Kha Le Madharchod,
Raat Ko Puri Jhaantein Chowmein Samajh Ke Khane Ki Koshish Karta Hai Aur Din Mein 1 Baal Ke Liye Nakhre Karta Hai.

Oct,5 2015
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Saalgirah

Tumhari Saalgirah Pe Jaana Kia Bhejoon,
Apni Jaan Bhejoon Keh Apna Dil Bhejoon,
Phir Soochta Hoon Jaana Kion Na,
Tumhare Liye Kee Hui Shopping Ka Bill Bhejoon.

Oct,5 2015
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Duniyadari

Pyar krne ki wajah nahi hoti
Mohabbat koi saza nahi hoti,
Pyar me hoti hai imaandari,
Pyar me duniyadari nhi hoti,
Pyaar jaan se pyara hota hai,
Pyar se jaan pyari nahi hoti.

Oct,3 2015
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Pati

Ladka: Tum Sabhi boys Ko Bhai Kyu Bolti Ho?
Ladki: Mera Koi Bhai Nahi Hai.
Ladka: Tera Pati Bhi Toh Nahi Hai.
Slapped.

Oct,3 2015
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Serious

Do pal ki zindagani hai aur jeete ja rahe hain.
Take it seriously.
Do pal ki zindagani hai aur jeete ja rahe hain.
Daya says: Freddy tum yahi ruko, hum abhi aa rahe hain.

Oct,3 2015
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Hill Hill Ke

Call Girl Ek Ladke Se: 200 Rs Lungi Par Hill Hill Ke Doongi.
Ladka: 100 Rs Dunga Hill Mein Khud Hi Loonga.
Ladki: Tu 100 Rs Bhi Bacha Le Aur Haath Se Hi Hila Le.

Oct,3 2015
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Jurassic Park

Everybody says Engineering is so easy,
That it is just like walking in a park.
But only Engineers know that,
Park is called Jurassic Park.

Sep,29 2015
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Guinness Book

Kaho Naa Pyar Hai was added to the Guinness Book of World Records 2002 edition for winning the most number of awards for a movie. The movie won a total of 92 awards.

Sep,28 2015
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The Cross

The woman lies on her back, one leg extended, the other bent up in the Cross sex position. The man sits down with one thigh over her extended thigh and slips her bent leg under his arm.

Sep,23 2015
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pAPU

Sep,11 2015
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