Chand ko guroor h ki uske paas noor h,
To kya?
Mujhe bhi gurur hai
Mere paas s.m.s
padhne wale
;????;
( @..@ )
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LANGOOR H.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
I hve lots of jokes in my inbox,
bt i can't send u all u them'
it will take a lot of time,
so i'm sending u jst 1 joke
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"u r so beautiful"
CID JOKES
Good morning ke baad afternoon hua hai,
Good morning ke baad afternoon hua hai,
Daya ye sadharan maut nahi iska khoon hua hai.
Tym 4 A DEADLY PJ !!!
What do you call a bee that has come from
America ???
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"USB"
No claps plz.....
Aisi Uljhi nazar unse..
Hatt ti nhi...
Gaur farmayega..
Aisi Uljhi nazar unse..
Hatt ti nhi...
Kuch Dino me He Xam fir B Humari...
Fatt-ti-Nai
Operation k baad patient
Doctor kya ab mein "Rog- mukt" hoon?
Samne se jawab aya
Beta Doctor to Dharti pe reh gayahai,
Mein to "Chitragupt" hoon.
“Love Story”
1 larky ko larki se pyar ho gya
lekin larki ne usy thukra dia
Larky ne kaha tum 100 din k andar
mujh se muhbbat ka iqrar kro gi
Or larka din rat barish main dhoop
main us k ghar k samne khara raha
99th din larki ko waqae larky ki
muhbbat ka ahsas ho gaya us ne
socha suba pyar ka iqrar krun gi
lekin jab wo larky ko milne gyi to
larka usy wahan na mila or 1 kaghz
mila jis par likha tha . .
Tere chakkr vich teri behan set ho
gyi ay Sorry Baji…
:-) ;-) :-D
Karo Dosti Aisi Ki"thanks"
Aur
"Sorry"words Beimaan Lage.
Magar Nibhao Dosti Aisi Ki
"Dost"ko 6odna Mushkil
Or
"Dunia"
6odna Asan Lage...
Pehle Pyara Sa Farman
Aata Tha
Khushbu Se Bhara
Paigam Aata Tha,
Aaj Mera Friend Busy Hai
Shayad?
Nahi To Sabse Pehle
Inbox Me Uska Hi Naam Aata Tha.
Khuda Ki Banai Qudrat Nahi Dekhi
Dilon Main Chupi Dolat Nahi Dekhi
Jo Kehta Hai Doori Se Mit Jati Hai Dosti
Us Ney Shayad Hamari Dosti Nahi Daikhi.
Dosti Wo Ehsaas Hai Jo Mit Nahi Sakta,
Dosti Wo Parwat Hai Jo Jhuk Nahi Sakta,
Iski Kimat Kya Hai Ye Mujhse Pucho,
Ye Wo Anmol Moti Hai Jo Beek Nahi Sakta.
Zindagi K Tufano Ka Sahil Hai Teri Dosti
Dil Ke Armaano Ki Manzil Hai Teri Dosti
Zindagi Bhi Ban Jayegi Apni To Jannat
Agar Maut Aane Tak Sath De Teri Dosti.
What I Did Was Foolish & Impulsive
If I Cud Take It All Back I'd Do This So Instant
I Truly Didn't Mean To Hurt You In Any Way
I'm Sorry For Hurting You.
saying sorry is the purest cure of all heart aches and heart breaks!
Admit to yourself that you have done wrong and say sorry.
It does not only touches the heart but also touches the soul.
It's the greatest thing to do that will give you the greatest feeling to enjoy.
Nice Saying:
Sorry Works When Mistakes Is Made..
But Sorry Does Not Work When Trust Is Broken..
So In Life Do Mistakes
But Never Break The Trust ..!
It’s your birthday today! You know what that means? It’s time to wear the hat, blow the candles and cut the cake. But don’t forget to think of all the wishes you want to make! Enjoy your day!
Its a nice feeling when you know
that someone likes you,
someone thinks about you,
someone needs you;
but it feels much better when
you know that someone
never ever forgets your birthday.
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY"
my plane was crashed but i m ok,
my car was stolen yesterday,
i missed the bus,&
my mobile's battry was also verylow,
thats y i can't get u yesterday,
plz 4giv me & HAPPY BLATED B'DAY 2 U
Majburi kya thi usne batayee to hoti.
judai ki bat u sunai na hoti.
de dete apne khun ka har katra use.
meri maut ki khwahish jatayee to hoti.
Most hurting Line by a true Love:
If U will leave me,
I prOmise U will cOme back Once
with ur OPEN EYES to see my CLOSED EYES..!!
you Hurt Me More Than I Deserve.
Is It Just Becouse
I Loved you More Than you Deserve?
The Worst Feeling Isn't
Being Lonely .
It's Being Forgotten By
Someone You Could Never Forget .
'Lost Desire'
Muqddar Me Nahi He Pyar Tumhara,
Hum Fir Bhi Apni Kismat Aajmayenge,
Tum Aao Ya Na Aao Lout Ke Mere Dilbar,
Intezar Me Har Sham Hum Shama Jalayenge,
Some battles have to be fought alone,
some paths have to be crossed alone,
so never be emotionally attached with anyone,
u never know when u have to walk alone....?
AAP SE DUR JANNE KA IRADA NA THA
SADDA SATH RAHENA KA WADA NA THA
AAP YAAD NAHI KAROGE YE JANTE THE HUM
PAR ITNE JALDI BHOOL JAOGE YE ANDAAZA NA THA.
i luved u once u luved me not.
i luved u twice but i 4got.
u neva luv me u neva will but even so i luv u still.
If bar tenders aren’t allowed to sell alcohol to drunk people, then McDonald’s shouldn’t be allowed to sell food to fat people.
Mooli kay 2 Faiday Hotay hain,
1st: Mooli sey aap Saled bana sakty hain,
2nd:
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Mooli Walay Parthy,
I know tum to hameesha ghalat he Socho gy.
if i could bring back memories
i would bring the first day
i kissed you i look you in the eyes and felt love.
thanks god an angel came into my life!
I will say: my life.
You will walk away from me
without knowing that U R MY LIFE!!!
Rishta Dosti Ka Kisi aur Rishte Se Kam Nai
Mile Agar Acha Dost To Kisi Baat Ka Ghum Nahi
Dosti Mai Pyar Hota Kabi Kam Nahi
Is Liye Tum Bin Hum, Hum Bin Tum Nahi.
Palke To Anko Ki Hifazat Hoti Hai.
Dhadkan To Dil Ki Amant Hoti Hai.
Ye Dosti Ka Rista B Bada Pyara Hota Hai.
Kabhi Chahat To Kabhi Sikayat Hoti Hai.
Ishq Aur Dosti Meri Zindagi Ka Unwan Hai
Ishq Meri Rooh Aur Dosti Mera Eman Hai
Ishq Pe Kardo Fida Mai Apni Sari Zindagi
Magar Dosti Par Mera Ishq B Qurban Hai.
Dur Rehne Walo Ne Aisa Sila Diya!
Apni Yaado Se Hamko Rula Diya!
Itna Bhi Matlabi Na Ho Yaar Kisika!
Ki Jab Chaha Yaad Kiya Jab Chaha Bhula Diya!
Dosti Ek Dil ka Naata He,
Jo Badi ibaadat Se Nibhaya Jata He.
Isme Duriya Ho To Koi Parwah Nahi.
Kyunki Dosto Ko Aankho Me Nahi,
Dil Me Basaya Jata He..!
*Wada hai Aapki dosti sada khas rahegi.
*Yado ki jhalak dil k pass rahegi.
*Nhi bhulenge Aapko or Aapki dosti ko,.
*Jab tak is dil me Aakhri saans rahegi.