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Son: Papa apki love marrige hai na?
Dad: Haan per tumhen kese pta?
Son: Apki shadi or meri date of birth me sirf 5 month ka fark hai
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Aap Khud Nahi Janti Aap Kitni Pyari Ho,
Jaan Ho Hamari Par Jaan Se Pyari Ho,
Duriyon K Hone Se Koi Fark Nahi Padta,
Aap Kl Bhi Hamari Thi Or Aaj Bhi Hamari Ho.
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Banta: Santa, Tere Ko Kisi Se Pyar Hua Hai?
Santa: Haan Yaar, Par Wo Maanti Hi Nahi.
Banta: Kya Kehti Hai?
Santa: Kehti Hai I Love you 2.
Pata Nahi Sala Yeh Doosra Kaun Hai.
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Sunny Leone: Doctor, aajkal bahut thakan mehsus hoti hai?
Lagta hai khoon kam ho gaya hai.
Doctor: Periods ke waqt kitna loss hota hai.
Sunny Leone sochte hue: Yehi Koi 30-40 lakh Ka.
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Kapil wife : Ghar mein namak khatam ho gaya hai,
Khaane mein kya banau ?
Kapil : Thoda toothpaste daal do, usme namak hai !
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Ek Aadmi Marriage Bureau Me Phone Karke Bolta Hai
Mere Dono Haath Aur Dono Pair Nahi Hai. Kya Meri Shadi Ho Sakti Hai?
Lady Operater: Ha Ho Sakti Hai. Lekin Aapko Wo To Hai Na?
Man: Haan! Us Se Hi Number Dial Kiya Hai.
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Ram:Ek sadhu Se Bola Baba Meri Biwi Bahut Pareshan Karti Hai, Koi Upay Batao.
Sadhu: Beta, Upaay Hota To Main Sadhu Kyun Banta?
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Apple iPhone 6 launched in India at Rs. 56,500.00
Santa ne papa ko kaha papa mujhe iPhone 6 chahiye.
Papa ne kaha : Beta itne me to 1 bike plus 5 months ka petrol aa jayega.
Meine mouka pe chouka mara accha papa toh wahi khrid do.
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Wife: Mujhe kahi mehngi jagah ghumne le chalo.
Kapil: Chalo tyaar ho jayo petro pump chalte hai.
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Aik bar karo na plz.
Kisi ko pata nahi chalega.
Plz karo naaa.
Muje acha lage ga,
Aik bar hamari dosti ki khatri,
Kar do na plzz,
Aik pyara sa SMS.
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Phool hun main meri khusboo tum ho,
Dil hun main meri dhadkan tum ho.
Jaan hun main aur meri rooh tum ho,
Jism hun main or meri zindagi tum ho.
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Ek Ladies Se Bhari Bus Ka Bada Boori Tarah Se Accident Ho Gaya,
Saari Ladies Mar Gayi,
Sabke Pati Ek Ek Ghanta Roye,
Santa Do Ghante Roya,
Kyun?
Kyunki Uski Wife Se Bus Miss Ho Gayi Thi.
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Mahilao ke kan ke niche ka bhag bahut hi sensitive hota hai aur uttejan peda karne vala hota hai. Us jagah par kiss karna mahilao ko bahut pasand aata hai.
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Mahilao ke kan ke niche ka bhag bahut hi sensitive hota hai aur uttejan peda karne vala hota hai. Us jagah par kiss karna mahilao ko bahut pasand aata hai.
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Haqiqat Mohabbat Ki Judaai Hoti Hai,
Kabhi Kabhi Pyar Main Bewafai Hoti Hai,
Humari Taraf Haath Badhaa Kar Toh Dekh,
Dosti Main Kitni Sachhai Hoti Hai.
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Kapil: Arz kia hai Fruit Kharaab Nahi Hote,
Makhhiya Kharaab Karti hai.
Or Ladke Kharaab Nahi Hote Ladkiyaan Kharaab Karti Hai.
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Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Santa: Birla cement.
Banta: Kyun?
Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai.
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Pyar ki aanch se to patthar bhi pighal jata hain,
Sache dil se sath de to naseeb b badal jata hai,
Pyar ki raahon par mil jaye sachcha hamsafar,
To kitna bhi gira hua insan bhi sambhal jata hai.
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Ladkiya paraya dhan hai, to ladke kya?
Nahi pata kya?
Ek No. ke CHOR,
jinki nazar hamesha paraye dhan par hi lagi hoti hai.
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खिडकी से देखा तो रस्ते पे कोई नही था.
खिडकी से देखा तो रस्ते पे कोई नही था.
वाह वाह,
फिर रस्ते पे जाके देखा तो खिडकी मै कोई नही था.
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Gorillas sleep as much as fourteen hours per day.
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Thoda Confusion Hai, Par Baat Hai Lakh Rupaye Ki.
Daaman Kiska Thaama Jaye?
Jo Khushi De.
Ya Phir,
Jo Khushi Khushi De?
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Santa apne dost Banta se apni biwi kee shikaayat kar rahaa tha: Kal raat meri Wife neend mein jor jor se haath paanv patak rahi thee,
Aur badbadaa rahee thee NO Rahul NO, NO Plssss NO.
Banta. Toh isme gussa hone waali konsi baat hai, After all she said NO.
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Chacha ne chachi ko Chandni Chonk me chandi ke chamach se chatni chatai.
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Two tried and true tridents. (x3)
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Thin sticks, thick bricks. (x3)
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Mere chehare ki hansi ho tum,
Mere Dil ki har khushi ho tum,
Mere hontho ki mushkan ho tum,
Dhadakta hai mera ye Dil jishke liye.
Woh Meri Jaan ho tum.
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An Investment In Knowledge Always Pays The Best Interest.
Anger Is Never Without Reason, But Seldom With A Good One.
All Would Live Long, But None Would Be Old.
Early To Bed And Early To Rise Makes A Man Healthy Wealthy And Wise.
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Warning: Agar aap mujhe bhule to upar wala aapko,
Lalu ki akal,
Mayawati ki shakl,
Mulayam ki jawani,
Kalaam ke baal aur
Atal ki chal de.
Ab bhula k dekho.
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Keep your eyes closed. Kissing with your eyes open is just weird. It distracts from the emotions of the moment and if she notices you with your eyes open she will think that you are not enjoying it.
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Dil mein hasrato ko daba ke jete hai,
Apne gamo ko duniya se chupa ke jete hai,
Kya lotega jamana khusiyo ko humare,
Hum khusiya to apne pyar pe luta ke jete hai.
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Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value.
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Apko Pane Ki Khwais Jine Se Jyda,
Apko Khone Ka Darr Marne Se Jyda,
Apse Bichdne Ka Dard Har Dard Se Jyda,
Qki,
Hum Apko Chahte Hai Khud Se Jayda.
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Flatter her with your vast knowledge of the English language.
Show her that you are familiar with such literary greats as Shakespeare and Chekhov, and not just Marvel comics.
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Tera Intezaar Mujhe Har Pal Rehta Hai,
Har Lamha Mujhe Tera Ehsaas Rehta Hai,
Tujh Bin Dhadkane Rukk Si Jaati Hai,
Ki Tu Mere Dil Me Meri Dhadkan Banke Rehta Hai.
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Rona padta h 1 Din Muskurane Ke Bad,
Yad Aate H wo Dur Jane ke Bad,
Dil To Dukhta H Hi Uske Liye.
Jo Apna Na Ho Ske Itni Mohbat Jatane Ke Baad
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On 12th January 1964, Indian spinner Bapu Nadkarni bowled
21 consecutive maiden overs vs England at Chennai.
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Charming banne ke liye aapme confidence hona chahiya aur aapka personality bhi strong honi chahiye.
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Some Friends Were Sitting Together Somewhere After College Suddenly,
A Boy In Sad Voice: Ek Baat To Pakki Hai Yaar, Agar Wo Meri Nahi Hui To Main Use Kisi Or Ki Bhi Nahi Hone Dunga.
Kamina Friend: Aur Bhai Agar Wo Teri Ho Gayi To Sabki Hone Dega Na.
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Wo hanskar mile hm pyar samjh baithe,
Bekar hi ulfat ka izhaar samjh baithe,
Itni achhi to na thi kismat meri,
Q khud ko uski mohabbat ka haqdaar samjh baithe.
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1st Girl To Another:
Kal Sapne Main Mujhe Koi Chaqoo Maar Raha Tha.
2nd Girl:
Tu daar Mat,
Agar sapnay sach hotay To main rozana PREGNENT hoti.
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Kya aapne kabhi munh me liya hy?
Wo mota sa,
Aas paas baal,
Naram naram,
Uper se cover.
Never?
Jhoot bolte ho?
Kabhi butta nahi khaya?
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Don't compare yourself with anyone in this world...if you do so, you are insulting yourself
The vision is really about empowering workers giving them all the information about
what’s going on so they can do a lot more than they’ve done in the past
The world won't care about your self-esteem.
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True Example Of Self Protection With Heavy Flirt.
Teacher To Pappu: Why Are You Sleeping In The Class?
Pappu: Your Voice Is So Sweet That’s Why, I Am Getting Sleep.
Teacher: Then, Why Other Students Are Not Sleeping?
Pappu: They Aren’t Listening To You, Mam.
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