Kismat Kismat Ki Baat Hai,
Aj Din Aur Kal Raat Hai,
Kavi Dhoop To Kavi Barsaat H,
Ye DOSTI Ka Silsila Chalta Rahega
Jab Tak Hum hai Tabtak Hamra Msg Hai...
Kismat Kismat Ki Baat Hai,
Aj Din Aur Kal Raat Hai,
Kavi Dhoop To Kavi Barsaat H,
Ye DOSTI Ka Silsila Chalta Rahega
Jab Tak Hum hai Tabtak Hamra Msg Hai...
In a class room.
Girl- Who get more angry boys or girls?
Boy- Girls only.
Girl- How?
Boy- If I kiss u, U'll get angry,
But when u kiss me I'll never get angry..
Kismat Kismat Ki Baat Hai,
Aj Din Aur Kal Raat Hai,
Kavi Dhoop To Kavi Barsaat H,
Ye DOSTI Ka Silsila Chalta Rahega
Jab Tak Hum hai Tabtak Hamra Msg Hai...
Kaminey Friendsss
1st Friend: Chup Raho
Dekho Ghar Se Phone Hai
.
2nd Friend: Arre Jara
Beer Ke Bottle To Sarka Idhar
3rd Friend: Tune Jo Cigrate Di Wo
Khatam Ho Gayi Dusri De
4th Friend: (In Female Voice)
Januuu Yaha Aao Na Plz Aaaaooo Naaa.
"Tears of EYES Are Valuable"
"Speech of LIPS Are Powerful"
"Heart With LOVE Is Beautiful"
"Life with FRIENDS Is Most Wonderful"
Tumhaare Haal Pooch Lene
Se,
Konsa Haal Theek Hona Hai,,,
Ae-Dost...
Bas Tasalli Ho Jaati Hai,
Ki Dunia Me Koi Apna Bhi Hai.
Ek Dost Dost Se Kafa Nahi Hota,
Kabhi Dil Dil Se Juda Nahi Hota,
Koi Bhool Ho Jai To Maf Kar Dena,
Galti Sabse Hoti Hai,
Qki Insaan Khuda Nahi Hota.
Khud Pe Barosa Hai To Khuda
Tere Sath H, Apno Pe Bharosa
H To Har Dua Tere Sath Hai,
Zindgi Se Harna Mat Dost,
Zamana Ho Na Ho Ye Dost Tere Sath Hai.
Hppy Friendship Day Aal My Best Friends.
Bheegi Mausak Ki Khushbo Hawauo Me Ho.
Aapki Dosti Ka Asar In Fizawo Me Ho.
Yu Hi Sada Rahe Aapke Chehre Pe Mushkan.
Itna Asar Meri Duwaao Me Ho.
Dost Ko Bhulana Galat Hai,
Unhi Ka Zindagi Bhar Saath Hai,
Agar Bhul Gaye To Khali Haath Hai, Aur
Agar Saath Rahe To Zamana Kahega,
Kya Baat Hai!
Kamyabi Kabhi Badi Nahi Hoti.
Pane Wale Hamesha Bade Hote Hai.
Darar Kabhi Badi Nahi Hoti.
Bharne Wale Hamesha Bade Hote Hai.
Itihaas Ke Har Panne Par Likha Hai.
Dosti Kabhi Badi Nahi Hoti..
Nibhane Wale Hamesha Bade Hote Hai.
Zindgi_1"PHOOL Hai To,
Mohabbt UsKi Khushbu Hai,
PYAR 1 "Dariya Hai To
MEHBOOB_Uska Sahil Hai,
Agar Zindgi 1"DARD Hai To,
DoST Uski Dawa Hai.
Love Is Not Only Made For Lovers!
Its Also Made For
True Frnds
A True Frd Can
Love More Than A Lovr
Ds Msg Dedicated To All My
True & Lovly Frnds.!
Kya Jaane Kab Maut Ko Paigaam Aa Jaye
Na Jaane Kab Zindagi Ki Shaam Ho Jaye
E Dost Mujhe Us Din Ka Intzaar Hai
Jab Yeh Zindagi Tumhare Kaam Aa Jaye.
Dekhi Hazaron Mehfilen,
Par Ye Fiza Kuch Aur Hai,
Jalwe Dekhe Hazaron
Par Unki Adaa Kuch Aur Hai,
Waise To Jaam Hain Hazaron,
Par Unki Dosti Ka Nasha Kuch Aur Hai.
Maut Mangte He To Zindagi Khfa Ho Jati Hai
Zaher Lete He To Wo Bhi Dawa Ho Jati Hai
Tu Hi Bata Aye Dost Kya Karun.
Jisko B Chahte He To Wo Bewafa Ho Jati Hai.
Meri Dosti K Sare Ehsas Le Lo,
Dil Se Pyar K Sare Jajbat Le Lo,
Nhi Chorenge Saath Tumhare,
Is Dosti K Chahe Hazaron Imtehan Le Lo.
To All My Very Gud Friends
Har Koyi Pyar Ke Liye Tarapta Hai
Har Koyi Pyar Ke Liye Rota Hai.
Mere Pyar Ko Galat Mat Samajh Na.
Pyar To Dosti Mein Bhi Hota Hai.
Sadgi Main Ek Ada Itni Pyari Lagi
Apki Dosti Humko Subse Nirali Lagi
Yeh Na Tootay Kabhi Yahi Dua Hai
Kyn Ke Yahi Is Duniya Mai Hum Ko Hamari Lagi.
Life Means:-
1 Dost Ka Ghar Thodi Baarish Aur
Bahut Saari Baatein
Life Means
College K Dost Bunk Kiye Hue Lecture
3 Dost 1 Samosa Aur Bill K Uper Jhagda
"Aaj Tu De Kal Main Dunga" :P:d
Life Means
Miss Call Uthaane Pe Dost Ki Gaali Aur
Sorry Bolne Pe Aur Ek Gaali
Life Means
5 Saal Baad Achanak Purane Dost Ka
1 Sms Aana Baat Krte Krte
Aankhe Gili Ho Jana :')
Life Means
Dosti Ki Baat Yaad Rakhna Aur
Yaad Kr K Wo Halke Se Muskurana.
Har Jheel Ko Ik Kinara Chahiye..?
Har Saks Ko Ik Sahara Chahiye..?
Kat Sakti Hai Zindagi Haste Haste..?
Is Liye Dost Aapsa Ik Pyaara Chaiye..?
Har_Ek_Friend:
Kuch Kehte Hai Dost"pyar"hai.
Kuch Kehte Hai Dost"zindagi" Hai
Par Hum Kehte Hai Dost Sirf "Aap" Hai.
Aapse Bdhkr Na"pyar"he Na
Zindgi Hai.
Pehle Pyara Sa Farman
Aata Tha
Khushbu Se Bhara
Paigam Aata Tha,
Aaj Mera Friend Busy Hai
Shayad?
Nahi To Sabse Pehle
Inbox Me Uska Hi Naam Aata Tha.
Kismat Kismat Ki Baat Hai,
Aj Din Aur Kal Raat Hai,
Kavi Dhoop To Kavi Barsaat H,
Ye DOSTI Ka Silsila Chalta Rahega
Jab Tak Hum hai Tabtak Hamra Msg Hai...
Some Friends Are Separated By Time.
Some Are Separated By Differences.
Some By Distances, Some By Pride.
But No Matter How Far You Are Or
Different We May Be,
You'll Always Be A Friend To Me!
Janaza Mera Rok Kar
Wo Is Andaaz Se Boli Aye Dosto....!!!!
Hamne Gali Kaha Tha,
Tum To Duniya Chod Chale....!
In a class room.
Girl- Who get more angry boys or girls?
Boy- Girls only.
Girl- How?
Boy- If I kiss u, U'll get angry,
But when u kiss me I'll never get angry..
Newly Married woman returns from
Honeymoon
Her friends:-"kahan -kahan ghum aai?"
She:-"Delhi, Agra, Jammu and Manali."
Her friends:-"Hmm kya kya dekha?"
She:-"bajaj, orpat,
Anchor, orient PSPO ke
Ceiling fans"
Newly Married woman returns from
Honeymoon
Her friends:-"kahan -kahan ghum aai?"
She:-"Delhi, Agra, Jammu and Manali."
Her friends:-"Hmm kya kya dekha?"
She:-"bajaj, orpat,
Anchor, orient PSPO ke
Ceiling fans"
LALU Bus Stop Par Khada tha
RAKHI SAWANT wahan se ja rahi thi..
Wo LALU se boli : Dhoop Me Kyun Khada Hai..?
LALU : Kamal Hai
Sasuri Dhoti ke Andar Bhi Dekh Leti Hai..
3 Pyar bhare SMS..
1)
2)
3)
.
.
Kuchh nazar aaya?
.
Nahi?
PYAR nazar nahi aata,
Mehsus kiya jata hai.
In a class room.
Girl- Who get more angry boys or girls?
Boy- Girls only.
Girl- How?
Boy- If I kiss u, U'll get angry,
But when u kiss me I'll never get angry..
Ek Ladki Ki 5 Crore Ki
Lottery Nikli ,
Company Ne Socha k
Achanak Btayege To
Ladki Khushi Se Mar Sakti Hai,
Usne Pappu Ko Ye Kaam Diya or
Kaha k ladki ko kuchh
iss tarah se Btana Ki Wo
Khushhi Se Mar Na Jaye,
Pappu Ne Ja ke Us Ladki ko kaha
Maan lo Aap Ko 5 Crore Ka
Inaam Nikle To Kya Krogi...??
Larki: Aap Ke Samne
Dance Karungi Aap Se Pyar Krungi,
Shadi Karlungi, Yehi Nahi,
Aadha Inaam Bhi tumhe De dungi.
Ye sun kr Pappu Hi Khushi Se Mar Gaya..
1 LADY APNE BOY FRND K SAATH GHUM RHI THI
ITNE ME USKA HUSBND AGYA OR
USKE Boy Frnd KO PITNE LGA.
LADY-MAR SALE KO,APNI BIWI GHUMATE NAI
DUSRE KI BWI KO GHUMANE LE ATE H.
(Fir boyfrnd ko josh aya gya or
Wo husbnd ko mrne lga)
Lady-mar sale ko,
Na khud ghumane le jata h
Na kisi or ko ghumane deta he.
Husbnd wife se bola:
"Hata lo apne chehre se ye julfe,
A-JAAN
Khuda kasam Agli bar "KHANE" me
Ye baal aaya to
SAJNI se GAJNI bna dunga!!
Khoon se likh diya har diwaar pe uska naam,
Phir har diwaar tod di
Jis par likha tha uska naam kyoki,
?
?
?
?
?
?
Splleling mistake thi yr.
Apni Girlfrnd ke samne
Dusri ladkiyo ko kaise dekhe.. ??
.
Boy: Tum ne us ladki ko dekha.
Wo Kapde usko bilkul suit nhi karte.
Girl: Saale.
Tu toh chahta hai k
ladkiyan kapde hi na pehne !!
.
Moral: Ladki Ne Pehle Hi
Sprite Pee li thi..
Ek family sole film dekh kar
Ghar agaye tabhi pati ne
Patni se romantic andaj me kaha
Nach basanti nach
Tabhi chota bachcha bola mummy
Is kutte ke samne mat nachna.
Girl to her Blind Boyfrnd..
Kash tum dekh sakte
Me kitni Khubsurat hu
Boy: Itni Khubsurt hoti to kya
Aankh wale tujhe mere lie chhod jate.
Andha hu pagal nahiiiii..!!!
Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
Tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
Dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun
Samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!
Abhishek Aishwarya Se-Kal Raat Tum Kaha Thi?
Aish-Arey Kal To Saniwar Tha Na.?
Abhi-To?
Aish-To Kya.?
SHANIWAR KI RAAT AMITABH KE SAATH..
Baccha kuch sochta h or
Maa ke kamre mai aakar puchta h
Beta:- mummy,
Didi ko sab log mall kyu kahte h?
Mummy:-shadi se pahle mai bi maal thi,
Par tere papa ne ghis-ghis kar
Maal se L nikal kar,
Maa bana diya.
Love marriage aur arrange marrige,
Kya difference hai?
Hum khud jakar kunwe me gire
Wo love marriage,
500 log milkar dhakka de
To arrange marriage.
Pani me gira rumal to rumal gila He
Aasman me dekha to aasman bhi nila He
Muhabat to sab karte hai par
Mai karu to sala character dhila hai.
Kisi shayar ne kaha,
Zindagi ek lamba safar hai,
Kisi aashiq ne kaha
Zindagi ek mushkil paheli hai,
Arre dosto zindagi ka arth toh,
Sirf voh bata sakta hai,
Jiski shaadi ke baad bhi koi saheli hai!!!
Boy: i lov u
Girl: i m engaged wid sm1,
I hv a boy frnd
I also hv two serious affairs
Boy:(aftr long thinking)
Dekhna kuch adjust ho to..
Husband To Hotel Manager: Jaldi Chalo!
Meri Biwi Khidki Se Kud Kar Jaan Dena
Chahti Hai
.
.
Manager: What Can I Do?
.
.
.
.
Husband: Kamine,
Khidki Nahi Khul Rahi Hai.??
Khawab Or BARISH doNo Ek JaisE hAiN,
Jo HAmeshA "YAADGAAR"
HotE hAiN,
"FARQ"
SirF itnA hy
"BARISH" JiSM Bhigoti hy
Or
"Khawab" ShALwAr Bhigo detA hy.