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Jungle Mai Cheeta Bidi Pine Wala Tha

Jungle Mai Cheeta Bidi Pine Wala Tha,
1 Chuha Aaya Aur Bola..
"Bhai, Chhod Do Nasha, Aao Mere Sath,
Dekho Jungle Kitna Khoobsurat Hai !"
Cheeta Chuhe K 7 Chal Diya.
Agey Hathi Drugs Le Raha Tha.
Chuhe Ne Usey Bhi Yehi Sab Kaha,
Haati Bhi 7 Chal Diya.
Agey Sher Whisky Pine Wala Tha.
Chuhe Ne Usey Bhi Kaha.
Sher Ne Glass Rakha Aur
Chuhe Ko 5 Thappd Mare.
Haathi- Kyu Maar Rahe Ho Bechare Ko ?
Sher- Iss Saale Ne Kal Bhi Bhang Pi Ke
Mujhe 3 Ghante Jungle Mai Ghumaya Tha.

Nov,3 2014
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Aisa Nhi Ki Ye Zindgi Buri Hai,

Aisa Nhi Ki Ye Zindgi Buri Hai,
Par School Or College Life Ki Bat Kuch Or Thi.
Aisa Nhi Ke Ab Hasi Nhi Aati,
Par Doston Ke Bich Baith Kar,
Khil Khilane Wali Bat Or Thi.
Aisa Nhi Ke Ab Tension Se Rat Nhi Guzarti,
Par Exams Ki Raton Me Jagne Wali Bat Or Thi.
Aisa Nhi Ke Aage Aa Kar Kuch Hasil Na Kiya Ho,
Par Passing Marks Lekar Party Manane Wali Bat Or Thi.
Aisa Nhi Ke Ab Zindgi Nhi Kat Rhi H,
Par Doston Me Zindgi Jine Ki Bat Hi Kuch Or Thi.

Nov,3 2014
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The secret of happiness

The secret of happiness is helpfulness...

Nov,3 2014
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Birthdays are a new start

Birthdays are a new start; fresh beginnings, a time to start new endeavors with new goals. Move forward with fresh confidence and courage. You are a special person, may you have an amazing today and year!


Nov,1 2014
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Lines by a guy

Lines by a guy when his girl break up with him:
"I am "MAD" for her but why i am not "MADE" for her....
Have A Nice Day...

Oct,31 2014
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Cow & Cat both are #Sisters..
Now you must be thinking ke kaise?

Jyada mat socho... :D
I'm telling you,
Cow Mata hoti hai
or
Billi Mousi
Bachpan se hi intelligent hoon...
Lekin kabhi Ghamand nahi kiya!!!

Oct,31 2014
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Oct,31 2014
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Oct,31 2014
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Oct,31 2014
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Oct,31 2014
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Oct,31 2014
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Sab Dost Bewafa Ho Gaye

Sab Dost Bewafa Ho Gaye ,
Hum Apne Mobile Se Khafa Ho Gaye.
Sms Isliye Kar Rahe Hain Zaalimo,
Kahin Tum Ye Na Samjho Ki Hum Duniya
Se Dafa Ho Gaye.

Oct,30 2014
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No Place 4 Frnd In Hrt

4 Chambrs In Hrt
1 For Papa
1 For Mom
1 For God
1 For Luv.
Wt Abt Frnd?
Sorry,
No Place 4 Frnd In Hrt
Tum Log To Hrtbeat Ho Yar.

Oct,30 2014
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Dosti Ka Tohfa Hr Kisi Ko Ni Milta

Dosti Ka Tohfa Hr Kisi Ko Ni Milta
Ye Wo Phool Hai Jo Hr Baag Me Ni Khilta
Is Phool Ko Kabhi Murjhane Mat Dena
Qki Murjhaya Hua Phool Kisi Kaam Ka Ni Hota.

Oct,30 2014
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Dosti Call Centar Me Apka Swagat Hai

Dosti Call Centar Me Apka Swagat Hai.
Hamse Milne Ke Liye 1 Dabaye.
Hmse Bat Karne Ke Liye 2 Dabaye.
Or Hame Bhul Jane Ke Liye Apna Gala Dabaye.

Oct,30 2014
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1 Achha Dost Hospital Me Phool

1 Achha Dost Hospital Me Phool
De Ke Kehta Hai
'Get Well Soon'
.
.
.
.
.
Par 1 Sacha Dost Kehta Hai,
Saale Nurse kitni Sweet Hai
Dhire - Dhire Theek Hona Roz Aaunga.
Ha Ha Ha !!!

Oct,30 2014
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Sabse Pyara Dost Banaya H Apko

Sabse Pyara Dost Banaya H Apko
Faristo Ki Bhid Se Churaya Hai Apko
Kahi Aap Bhul N Jaye Hme 
Isliye Pyara Sa Sms Bhejkar Yad Dilaya H Apko.

Oct,30 2014
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Duniya Ki Lahar Hai Dosti

Duniya Ki Lahar Hai Dosti,
Dalti Sham Ka Khula Aasman Hai Dosti,
Jinko Samajh Me Aa Jaye To Vah Malamal,
Varna Bina Iske Bilkul Kangal Hai Dosti.

Oct,30 2014
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Arzoo Hamesha Adhoori Nahi Hoti

Arzoo Hamesha Adhoori Nahi Hoti,
Dosti Mein Kabhi Doori Nahi Hoti,
Jinke Dil Me Aap Jaise Dost Rahte Hain,
Unke Liye Dhadkan Bhi Zaroori Nahi Hoti.

Oct,30 2014
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Dosto Ki Yad Hr Waqt Satati H

Dosto Ki Yad Hr Waqt Satati H,
Wo Gujre Pal,
Wo Masti Bahut Yad Ati H.
Hm To Phir Jina Chahte H Un Palo Ko,
Par Wo Hasin Zindgani Phir Kaha Lout K Aati Hai.

Oct,30 2014
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Mehfil Main Kuch To Sunana Padta Hai

Mehfil Main Kuch To Sunana Padta Hai,
Gham Chupakar Muskurana Padta Hai,
Kabhi Unke Hum Bhi The Dost,
Aaj Kal Unhe Yaad Dilana Padta Hai.

Oct,30 2014
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Without Courage, Life Is Hard

Without Courage, Life Is Hard,
Without Love, Life Is Hopeless,
Without Friends Like You,
Life Is Impossible..!!
Miss You To Much Always..!!!!

Oct,30 2014
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I Cannot Imaging What My Life

I Cannot Imaging What My Life
Would Be Without A Friend Like You.
You Are The Fuel That Keeps Me Going.

Oct,30 2014
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Humari Galtiyo Se Kahi Tut N Jana

Humari Galtiyo Se Kahi Tut N Jana,
Humari Shrarat Se Khi Ruth N Jana,
Tumhari Dosti Hi Humari Zindagi H,
Is Pyare ke Bndhan Ko Bhul N Jana.

Oct,30 2014
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Dosti Ek Pyaar Bhara Paigaam Hai

Dosti Ek Pyaar Bhara Paigaam Hai,
Yeh To Sabse Khubsurat Rishte Ka Naam Hai,
Aansu Ke Badle Hansi Dena Iska Kaam Hai
Is Majbut Bandhan Ko Dil Se Salaam Hai.

Oct,30 2014
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Hit jala Timepas khup

Hit jala Timepas khup gajli Duniyadari ata maji bari "Lay Bhari" Aapli styl bhari Aapli smil bhari chyamayla aple friend pn lay bhari Hpy rakhi

Oct,30 2014
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Zikar Karta Hai Dil Subah

Zikar Karta Hai Dil Subah
Shaam Tera
.
Girte Hain Aansu Banta Hai
Naam Tera....!!
.
Kisi Aur Ko Kyu Dekhein Ye Aakhein
.
Jab Dil Pe Likha Hai Sirf Naam Tera.!

Oct,30 2014
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Pappu Class Me Tute Chashme Pahan K Aata Hai

Pappu Class Me Tute Chashme Pahan K Aata Hai.
Tchr Kya Hua Papu GF Ko Kis Kar Raha Tha.
Tchr to Chasma Kese Tuta
Papu Usne Apni Legs Close Karli Thi.

Oct,30 2014
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Girls hostel me aag lag gayi

Girls hostel me aag lag gayi,
Pass hi k boys hostel k
Ladko ne help ki. .
.
TV pr NEWS AAYI-Aag pe
Kabu pa liya gaya hai
.
.
Lekin ???
Ladko par kabu pane ki
Koshish jari hai.. ;-)

Oct,30 2014
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Boy : May I kiss u.

Boy : May I kiss u..??
Girl : No Boy again
May I kiss u..??
Girl : No..
Boy desperately asks
:P PLEASEEEEE MAY I KISS U...??
Girl : Kutte, kaminey...
Teacher thodi naa hun
Jo permission maang raha hai
ZABARDASTI nahin Kar sakta kya..?? :P :P

Oct,30 2014
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LoveOne Another

SeCreT ForMuLa oF
HaPPiNeSs For MarrieD CouPLeS..
"LoveOne Another!"
If It Doesn't WorK
Just BriNG THe LaST WorD iN THe MiDDLe..!
;-)

Oct,30 2014
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Oct,30 2014
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Oct,30 2014
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Love Story of Preeti and Arjun

2 years before

When I (Arjun) was in 1st year of my Btech CSE. I used to think that I came in the university just for studies.

“Par mujhe kya pata tha ki pyar ho jaye ga”

One of my subject was History and cultural of Punjab. Students from BCA and Btech opted this subject.

Even on the first day of class I saw a girl of BCA first year. She was very beautiful. One week passed away and I don’t even know the name of that girl. One day she seat in the same row where I was sitting. When the attendance sheet came to her.

“Mere dimag mein idea aaya”

Aur jab attendance sheet mere pass aayi aur meine nichay se 6 students ginay and 7th name was her “Preeti Sharma”.

That day I was very happy I can’t even explain.

After the university I went home, open my facebook id and search for her, I sent her friend request. After  three days she accepted my request.

“Aap ko sach baat kahu toh mujhe nahi lagta tha ki wo meri friend request accept karegi”

One day she was online on fb and I sent her message.

Arjun: hi!!!

“after around 15 mints she replied ”

Preeti: hi

Arjun: Kaisay ho aap

Preeti: fine and u

Arjun: fine

“mujhe toh baat hi nahi sujh rahi thi ki kya kahu”

Arjun: kya aap mujhse dosti karogai

Preeti: hum frnds hi toh hai tabhi toh aap meri frnd list mein ho.

Arjun: I mean ki kya mein aap ko university mein bula sakta hu. I mean face to face baat kar saktay hai?

Preeti: hanji , but if you find me alone.

Arjun: par aap toh hamesha 3 or 4 frnds k sath hotay ho

Preeti: aap mujhe us din bula lena jab mujhe akelay dekh lo.

Arjun: ok chalo….. bye……. I have to go for dinner….. bye take care

Preeti: bye tc gud night

Mujhe around two weeks ho gaye university jatay huay but whenever I saw her she was with her friends.

Ek din preeti department ki taraf aa rahi thi and I was standing near the dept. office.

“jaisay hi wo aayi

Arjun: hi, preeti

Preeti: hi

Arjun: kya hum do min baat kar saktay hai.

Preeti: hanji daso

“mujhe toh koi baat hi nahi sooj rahi thi ki kya kahu”

Arjun: padai kaisi chal rahi hai.

Preeti: achi chal rahi hai aur aap ki?

Arjun: thik hai…… waisay aap kaha se belong kartay ho?

Preeti: surat

Arjun: phir yaha par hostel mein rehtay ho ya PG?

Preeti: mein apne dada aur dadi k yaha rehti hu.

Arjun: ok

“es k baad bhi mujhe nahi aa raha tha ki mein usse aur kya puchu”

“1 min mein usay dekhta raha bina palak jhapkaye”

Preeti: hanji kya hua?

 

Arjun: kuch nahi

 

Preeti: ok bye meri class hai abhi

 

Arjun: bye

 

“Us din k baad hum kai baar milay”

 

Around 2 months k baad meine socha ki preeti ko propose kar du. Par himat nahi ho rahi thi.

Mere yaar doston ne mujhe kafi motivate kiya. Keh dai aaj yaar……. Kahi koi aur na usay keh daye tujhse pehlay……bhai aaj propose kar hi de bhabhi ko…..koi baat nahi dekha jaye ga yaar keh de aaj.

Us din wo apni frnd k sath thi aur dept. se bahar aa rahi thi mein usay kaha excuse me preeti, kya mein aap se 5 min baat kar sakta hu. Usnay kaha hanji bolo.

Arjun: kahi baith kar baat kartay hai.

Hum dono parking mein hi bath gaye.

Arjun: aap se kuch kehna hai mujhe.

“preeti smile kar rahi thi mujhe pata tha ki wo samaj gayi hai ki mein kya kehna chahta hu”

Preeti: hanji bolo

Arjun: I like you preeti, I really love you.

Preeti: mein aap ko kabhi us najar se nahi dekha. Mein aap ki feelings ki respect karti hu but sorry I can’t. mein relationships k chakar mein nahi panda chahti.

Arjun: mein aap se bagut pyar karta hu. Aap ko bahut kush rakhu ga.

Preeti: sorry arjun g. I really sorry.

Yeh keh kar wo jaanay lagi.

Arjun: preeti meri baat suno plz.

Preeti: hanji

Arjun: plz kabhi bhi aap jab meri taraf dekho toh muh mat fer lena. Bas ek baar smile kar dena. Mein etnay mein hi kush hu.

“agar aap kush ho toh mein bhi kush hu”.

By saying this we both left.

One day one of my friend saw preeti with someone else and he called me and said that she was with someone. Next day when I went to university.

Arjun: preeti I want to talk to you.

Preeti: hanji

Arjun: are you committed?

After some time she replied yes I m.

Preeti: sorry. But meine aap ko koi hope mein bhi toh nahi rakha tha.

Arjun: ok. Es mein aap ki koi galti nahi hai galti toh meri hai ki mein aap se pyar kar baitha.

“Phir mein janay laga aur mud kar kaha : agar wo ladka aap ko kabhi dokha bhi de de toh ek baar keh dena. I will accept you even then becoz I really love you.

Preeti: I m really sorry yaar. I m really really sorry.

Arjun: no need to say sorry. Galti aap ki nahi hai. Agar aap se 20 log pyar kartay hai, eska matlab yeh toh nahi hai na ki aap sab ko yes kar do gai. Mein bhi un mein se hi ek hu jo aap ko pyar karta hai, aur kabhi ab kisi aur ko nahi kar sakta.

Arjun: bye. Bhagwan aap k face pe hamesha smile banaye rakhay.

Preeti: thanx arjun. Hum hamesha friends rahey gaye.

This is my last conversation with her. Now every day we meet in university she just pass smile to me and me too. But we never talk.

 

Oct,29 2014
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Boy:U sang very beautifully

Boy:U sang very beautifully,
Girl:Thanks but i'm just a Bathroom singer,
Boy: Den invite me 2 any of ur live concerts..!

Oct,29 2014
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Evening Mastiii

Evening Mastiii
Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.
Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:- because I can't bear that much happiness

Oct,29 2014
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Tuje pane k liye kuch b kar sakta h

Tuje pane k liye kuch b kar sakta hu
Tere pyar me ji aur mar sakta hu
Fir b tu na mili to gam nai..
Ye FORMULA me DUSRI pe b try kar sakta hu..

Oct,29 2014
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Ae SANAM

Ae SANAM..
.
Itna Na Yaad Aya Karo
Ke Raat Bhar So Na Sake
.
Dophar Aankh Khulti Hai To
.
GharWale Nasta Nahi Dete. !

Oct,29 2014
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Oct,28 2014
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