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Aaj kuch ghabraye se lagte ho,
Thand mein kapkapaye se lagte ho,
Nikhar kar aayi hai surat aapki,
Bahut dino baad nahaye se lagte ho

Dec,31 2014
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Akhari Khawish

Muje JALA dena, ya DAFNA dena
marte waqt 1 ghoot BEAR pila dena ……..

Main TAJMAHAL nahi mangta yaro ………..
bas meri QABAR pe 1 GIRLs hostel bana dena…

Dec,31 2014
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Ringtone Wife

Wife: Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay,
Main aap ko save karti,

Husband:
Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti,
Main her haftay tumhe change karta ;-)

Dec,31 2014
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Nahati Hui Ladki

Boy to Girl: Tum nahati nahi ho kya?
Grl: Main to roz nahati hoon, but tumne aisa kyun pucha?

By: Kabhi dekha nahi na,isliye pucha. !!

Dec,31 2014
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Facebook Par Pyaar

Sweetest Way To propose on Facebook.
Boy writes on a girl's wall "You" and then likes his post.

Girl then says.. "Why did you post 'You' on my wall and then 'Like' it?"

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Boy says "Because I like you." ??? :-)

Dec,31 2014
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Ladki Ke Sath Dance

Shaadi me ek Smart Ladka Ladki se :- Aap dance karogi ...........
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Ladki sharma ke boli :- "Yes ..."

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Ladka pyaar se :- To phir aapki 'kursi' main le jaon , Didi ;-)

Dec,31 2014
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Saali Ne Aag Lagai

Ravi ki shaadi huye 2 saal ho chuke the. Reema naam hai uski bibi ka. Ravi ka garment banana ki factory hai.

Uske karkhaane me banaye huye ladies nighty bahut popular hai. Kafi sexy nighty banata hai. Kabhi kabhi apni

factory ki bani hui naighty ko aur kaant chhaant kar apni bibi Reema ke liye ghar le kar aa jata tha. Reema

ke gaure aur sunder badan par yeh nighty kafi sexy lagati thi. Uske badan par nighty se jyada uska badan

jhalakta tha. Ravi bhi chahta tha ki Reema jab raat ko room me aaye to uske makhmali badan ko dekhnae ke liye

jyada tadafna na pade. Uski gauri cheeti chuchiya uski nighty se jhalak padti thi. Use dekhkar Ravi ka lund

hamesha fadfadata rahta tha.Reema pregnant hai aur uski delivery ka time aa chuka tha. Reema ne apne pihar

phone karke apni chacheri bahan Roma ko bulwaya tha. Roma apni ek aur bahan Leena ke saath apne jiji ke ghar

par aati hai. Leena ko painting karna pasand tha. Woh apni painting ki pradarshini lagwana chahti thi isiliye

Roma ke saath chali aayi. Leena ek kushal dancer bhi thi. College ke function me jab woh dance karti thi to

kayi manchalo ki dil ki dhadkan badh jaya karti thi. Roma jab pichhali baar ek saal pahale jab apne jiji ke

ghar aayi thi tab Reema, Ravi aur Roma kafi hansi mazaak kar ke apna time paas kar liya karate the. Roma apne

jiju ke kafi kareeb ho gayi thi. Halanki unke saririk sambandh nahin bane the lekin apni jiji ke saamne Ravi

se kafi lipat chipat kar rahati thi. Aalingan aur chumban tak hi sambandh kayam ho paye the. Aur Reema bhi

use bura nahi manti thi. Kahati thi ki jija aur saali ke beech me yeh sab chalta hai. Reema, Roma aur Leena

apas me chacheri bahane thi. Unki umra me jyada farak nahi tha. Teeno kafi gauri aur sexy badan ki malik thi.

Teeno

 

Me kaun jyada khoobsurat hai yeh kahna kafi mushkil tha. Jab shaam ko Ravi ghar aaya to usne bedroom se kafi

awaje aur hansane ki awaje sunai di. Woh samajh gaya ki Roma aa gayi hai. Uska mun hichkole khane laga. Kyon

nahi aakhir uski sabse sexy saali jot hi. Woh jaise hi room me ghusa to dekhta hai ki uski saali ek nahi do-

do saaliya Reema ke saath bed par baith kar uske dwara layi gayi nightiyon ko dekh rahi hai. Ravi seedha Roma

ke peechhe jakar uski aankhon ko apne hathon se bund kar apne se chipka liya. Roma kahane lagi, “Aare kya

jiju, badi der kardi ghar aane me. Hum log to aaj hi aane wale the phir bhi der se aaye ho.” Ravi ne palat-te

huye jabab diya, “sorry my darling. Thoda office me kaam aagaya tha isliye late ho gayi. Chalo ab maaf kar

do.” Roma ne Ravi ke hathon ko apne hathon me lete huye kaha, “Chalo maaf kiya. Lekin aapko bhi hamari jiji

ka dhyan rakhana chahiye. Is haal me jyada akele nahi chhodna chayiye.” Tabhi Leena bol padi, “Hum bhi hai is

mahfil me.” Ravi Leena ki taraf aankh marate huye bola, “Ab tumhari jiji ko to kya, tum dono ko bhi akele

nahi chhodunga.” Phir Ravi Leena ko thoda khiska kar wahin bed par hi apne liye jagah bana kar bola, “Kya

baat hai. Nightiyo ki pradarshini laga rakhi hai.” Roma ne ek nighty ko uthakar uske beech me se jhankhte

huye boli,” Nahi jiju. Hum sab to yeh dekh rahe the ki in nightiyo ko pahane ke baad badan par nighty deekhti

hai ya hamara badan.”

 

Leena ankh marte huye boli, “Jiju badi sexy nighty design karte ho. Pura badan ughad kar rakh deti hai.” Ravi

bhi haazir-jawab tha. Turant bol pada, “Jao ine pahankar aao. Hum bhi dekhen ki hamari nighty jyada sexy hai

ya tumhara badan.” Isi tarah unke beech hansi mazaak chal raha tha. Tabhi ek jokes ke beech Reema ko jyada hi

hansi chhut gayi. Jyada hansne se uske darad uthane laga. So forun Reema ko le kar woh teeno hospital rawana

ho gaye. Aur aadhe ghante ke baad nurse ne ek ladke ke janam lene ki badhai unko di. Ravi, Roma aur Leena

teeno hi ladke ke janam par kafi khus huye. Aur ek dusare ko badhayian di. Phir Dr. Ki izazat le kar andar ja

kar Reema ko bhi badhai di. Raat ko rukane ke naam par pahale to Dr. Ne saaf mana kar diya par jyada jor dene

par Dr. Ne kaha, “Chalo aaj raat to ek jan ruk sakta hai lekin kal kisi ko rukane ki izazat nahi doongi.

Aakhir hamari nursen hai jachcha aur bachcha ki Dekhbhal ke liye.” Ek raat ke liye haan bharane par Roma ne

wahin rukane ka faisala liya. Ravi Roma ko wahin rukte dekh thoda mayush huwa kyonki woh aaj raat Roma ke

saath celebrate karne ka plan bana raha tha. Lekin kuchh na kahkar Leena ko lekar vapas ghar ki chal pada.

Ghar ke neeche Leena ko chhod us-se kaha ki mai aadhe ghante me aata hun. Ravi aadhe ghante baad ek whisky ki

bottle aur ek shampane ki bottle le kar ghar par aa gaya. Duplicate chabi se darwaza khol Leena ko awaj di.

Leena us samay bathroom me thi. Bathroom se wapas jawab diya, “Jiju bathroom me naha rahi hoon. Pandhrah bees

minute me aati hoon.” Ravi Leena ko bathroom me dekh hall me whisky ki bottle, ice aur glass lekar sofa par

hi pasar gaya. Sath hi VCD player chalu kar erotic dance ki ek CD chalu kar di. CD me english dhun ke saath

kayi ladkiya aadhi se jyada nangi ho kar naach rahi thi. Ravi bhi english dhun ke saath baitha baitha jhoom

raha tha. Uski bhookhi aankhe un gauri ladkiyon ke badan par jami huyi thi. Uska bhookha lund bhi unko nanga

dekh baicheni se andar hi andar machal raha tha. Bookha to hona hi tha karan ki Dr. Ne Reema ke saath sone se

phichhale ek mahine se na kar rakha tha jo. Jab tak Leena bathroom se aayi tab tak Ravi do peg chadha chukka

tha. Uske ankhon me whisky ka sharoor chadhane lag gaya tha. Leena ne apni jiji Reema ki ek nighty nikal kar

pahan li. Jab kaanch se apne badan ko dekha to kuchh jhemp si gayi. Badan par nighty to thi phir bhi pura

badan saaf dikhai de raha tha. Kaanch me apne badan ko gaur se dekhne lagi. Apne dono hathon se apne nipples

ko dabane lagi. Room me baithkar charo jab hansi mazaak kar rahe the tabhi se hi uski choot me khalbali machi

hui thi. Non-veg. Jokes se pure badan me stri aur purush ke sambandh ki vivechana chal rahi thi. Saath me

jiju ka barbaar uske galon par chumban usko vasna ki aag me jala raha tha. Man hi man jiju ke taste ke daad

dene lagi. Phir bhi usne uske upar ek jheena gown aur pahan liya. Hall me pahunchi to uski aag aur badh gayi.

TV me madak dhun ke saath naach rahi english memo ko apne badan par se bache kuche kapade utar kar phenkate

huye dekh uske dil ki dhadkan aur badh gayi. Khud ek achchhi dancer to woh thi hi. Peeche se aakar apna

chehra jiju ke gaal se chipka kar boli, “Bolo kya bol rahe the.” Ravi ne kaha kuchh nahi. Aao baitho. Leena

wahin khadi khadi boli, “akale hi piyoge ya hame bhi kuchh chakhane doge.”

 

Ravi ne apni glass ko Leena ke chehare ke nazdeek la kar uske madmate hothon se laga diya. Leena ek saans me

glass me jitna tha (aadhe peg se bhi jyada) gatak liya aur lagi khansane. Apna muhn bigaadte huye boli, “Uff,

kaisi kadavi hai yeh saraab.” Ravi hunsne laga. Phir Leena ko apne kareeb kheench kar uske hothon par padi

saraab ki kuchh bundo ko chat liya aur bola, “Hame to kadvi nahi lagati. Lagata hai pahali baar taste kar

rahi ho.” Leena ki ukhadi saans thodi shaant huyi tab boli, “Ha, phalli baar pi rahi hun. Isse pahale ek do

baar beer jaroor pi hai.” Phir TV par dance dekhane lagi. Ravi neb bhi Leena ko apne paas sofa par baithakar

ek-do ghunt aur pila diya. Nasha jab halka halka chadhane laga to Leena boli, “Kya aisa dance dekh rahe ho.

Isse achcha to me nach sakti hoon.” Ravi ne pahle socha ki saayad nasha hone ki vajah se woh bol rahi hogi.

Lekin doosari baar kahne par usne TV bund kar diya aur bola, “To dikhao meri jaan. Hum bhi dekhen tum kitna

achchha naach sakti ho.” Chellenge maan kar Leena ne ek audio CD laga kar nachana chaloo kar diya. Audio CD

remix songs kit hi. Aur pehla gaana hi “Kanta Lagaa” tha. Leena kanta laga ki dhun par nachane lagi. Isi

beech jo jheena gown pahne huye thi use nikaal kar Ravi ki aur uchhal phenka. Ravi ki saanse ye sab dekh kar

bhari ho uthi. Useke pure sareer me vasna ki lahare hilore maar rahi thi. Lund uttejana se pagal ho raha tha.

Pure badan me lahoo san-san-san karke daud raha tha. Leena ka badan kahin se bhi sthir nahi tha. Uska jalwa

apne pure ufaan par tha. Kabhi najdeek aakar to kabhi door se hi Ravi ko apne badan ki numaish kar ke uksa

rahi thi. Saraab aur Sabab apne puri jawani par tha. Poora hall me jor jor se uth baith rahi sanse music se

taal se taal mila Rahi thi. Leena har dhoon ke sath apni taalmel baitha kar Ravi ko bekaabu karne me lagi

thi. Ravi bhi bekaabu ho kar apne sukh rahe hothon par jeebh baar baar sahla raha tha. Leena ki bhari bhari

chatiyan uchhal uchhal kar Ravi ko amantran de rahi thi ki aao mujhe dabhoch lo. Uski mast janghe hathi ki

soond ki tarah jhoom rahi thi. Kabhi phaila kar to kabhi sikod kar apni choot ko dikha aur chupa rahi thi.

Peechhe ghoom kar apne chootad matka matka kar nach kar Ravi ke lund ko puri tarah bekaabu kar diya. Tabhi

Ravi sofe se uthkar Leena ke paas ja hi raha tha ki Leena ne usko vapas dhakel kar sofa par vapas baitha diya

aur apne chootad ko uski jangho par rakh kar uske lund ko ragadne lagi. Lund is ragdai se ekdam bokhla gaya.

Ravi ke badan ka sara lahoo mano is waqt uske lawade me samaya hua tha. Usne apne dono hathon se Leena ke

kabootaro ko jakad liya. Bhari bhari dono uroj Ravi ke hathon me bhi nahi sama rahe the. Chikani nighty ki

vajah se dono kabootar uske hath se fisal rahe the. Leena ke kabootar shikari ko itna nazdeek dekh kar

phadphadane lage. Ravi ne pagal hote huye uski nighty ko urojo ke samne se pakad kar phad diya aur uske boobs

ko apne hatho me lekar tolane laga. Phir uske dono nipples ko anguli ke beech me lekar jor se masal diya.

Leena ke muhn se siskari nikal gayi. “Uueee maaa….. Dheere se.” Ravi ne aram se uski chuchiyo ko sahlane

laga. Leena apne chootad ki ragdai chalu rakhi thi. Ravi ke lund ko kafi dino baad choot ki mahak mil rahi

thi. Phir yeh to saali ki choot. Nasha sarab ke sath sabab ka double ho raha tha. Uske nashile badan ko apni

bahon me samet kar is ragadai ko rok kar apni aniyantrit ho rahi sanso ko sametane me laga. Leena ke shareer

ko samne kar uske raseele hothon ko chumane laga. Uske hothon ke rus ko peekar woh aur matwala ho gaya. Apni

jeebh ko Leena ki jeebh se takra raha tha. Dono ki jeebhe pench lada rahi thi aur hath uske dono kabootaro ko

apne me samate huye dheere dheere masal rahe the. Ravi hotho se apne hotho ko chhuda kar apni jeebh ko Leena

ke urojo ki taraf le aya. “Uff kya kayamat hai,” aise kahate huye apni jeebh se uske gulaabi choochiyo

chatane laga. Leena ke muh se siskari nikal rahi thi. Uske dono uroj bhari ho chuke the. Uski sanse jor jor

se upar neeche hone lagi. “Aur jor jor se meri chuchee ko masalo, bahut maza aa raha hai. Tumhare hath me

jadoo hai. Idhar tum meri chuchee

 

Ko daba rahe ho aur udhar meri choot pani chod rahee hai,” Leena bekaabu ho kar badbadane lagi. Dono nipples

kadak ho kar Ravi ke muh me jane ko utawale the. Phir bekabu ho kar cheekh padi, “Suck it. Take it in your

mouth.”Ravi neb hi apne hothon ko kholkar uske ek nipple ko apne beech daba liya. “Yess… yess… jiju…. Aise hi

chuso….dekho mere nipples ki khaj mita do,” Leena apni chahat chhupa nahi payi. “Uuufff…aa.. Hhh.. Aaaa..

Hhhhh please thoda dheere…. Kato na….. Uuuuiiii aur jor se chooso mere boobs ko.”Dono nipples ko bari bari se

apne muh me lekar choosane ke baad Ravi khada hokar Leena ko apni bahon me lekar uske pure badan ko jakad

liya. Aisa kas kar alingan kiya ki Leena ke muh se cheekh nikal padi. `Jab tumhari chunchee itni khoobsurat

hai to choot to aur bhi khoobsurat hogee,” kahkar Ravi uske badan par lipti nighty ke baki hisse ko bhi

phadane laga. Lekin Leena usko rokte huye kaha, “Ufff… itne bekaboo kyon ho rahe ho. Pahale mujhe apna

jhunjhuna to dikhao. Mujhe bhi usse khelana hai.” Ravi bekaabu tha lekin Leena vapas bol padi, “Tum apna lund

mujhe dikhao mai tumhe apni choot dikha dungee.” Leena ne apne hath ko badhakar Ravi ki pant tatolne me lag

gai. Use apna khilona chahiye tha. Uska khilona bhooke sher ki tarah apne pinjare me uchhal kud macha raha

tha. Leena ka hath us pinjare ki taraf badh kar uske pahle tale yani pant ki chain ko khol diya. Ravi ne uske

dono kabootaro ko sahlate huye apni pant ko neeche ki aur khiska diya taki lund ko bahar nikalne me jyada

pareshani na ho. Phir Leena ghutane ke bul baithkar underwear ki kaid me baithe us bhooke sher ki dahaad

sunane lag gai. Uska phoola hua lund underwear me machal raha tha. Leena ne apne hatho se usko puchkar kar

shaant Karne ki koshish ki. Jab lund jyada hi machalne laga to apne hothon se Ravi ke lawade ko underwear ke

sath hi daba liya. Ab bari thi Ravi ke siskarne ki. Ek mahine me Dr. Ke na karne ke karan woh apni

bibi,Reema, ko chod nahi paya tha lekin yada-kada Reema apne hath se Ravi ke lund ko masal jaroor deti thi.

Leena uske lund ko underwear ke upar se chatane lagi. Lund phool kar ek dam bhadak utha. Tabhi Leena ne

jhatake se underwear kheench kar neeche khiska diya. Ravi ka lund ek dum tan kar Leena ke muh ke samne

nachane laga. “Uff… kya mota lund hai tumhara jiju,” kah kar apne hathon me samet liya Leena ne. Lekin lund

pura ka pura hathon me aaya kahan tha. Mote ke sath sath pura 9″ ka lumba lund tha Ravi ka. Lund ka supara

bhukkad ki tarah Leena ka chehra dekh raha tha. Leena ne lund ko apne hathon me lekar uski chamdi ko upar-

neeche karne lagi.”Sachmuch tumhara lund to bahut lamba aur mota hai,” Leena ke muh se nikal pada. Ravi se ab

raha nahi ja raha tha. Leena ne apni jeebh nikal kar lund ke supare ko dheere-dheere chatane lagi. Ravi ka

lund uchak-uchak kar uchhal raha tha. Todhi der dak Leena uske supare ko hi chat rahi thi. Ravi aur jyada

bekabu hone laga. Usse raha nahi ja raha tha. Woh kampate huye swar me bola, “Areee, meri saaali, ab to

“teasing” bund karo. Mere lund ko chooso.” Lekin Leena ne supare ko chatna nahi chhoda. Woh Ravi ko aur

bhadkana chahti thi. Mard jab jyada bhadakta hai to aurat ki chudaai bhi utni hi jyada karta hai. Leena apni

choot ki chudwai bahut jor se karwana chahati thi. Karan yeh tha college me apne boyfriend se uski saat- aath

baar jo chudaai hui thi wah jaldi jaldi ho gayi thi kyonki koi aakar disturb na kar de ya koi aakar dekh na

le. Ek baar uski friend ki chudaai kisi ne dekh lee thi tho usko apni choot college ked dus-barah student ke

saath ek saath chudwani padi thi. Par yahan to Ravi ka lund bhadakta hi ja raha tha. Usne Leena ko kaha,

“Sali madarchod, choos mere lund ko. Pura ka pura kha ja mere lund ko. Sali yeh lund ek mahine se taras raha

hai aur tujhe “teasing” ki padi hai.

 

Agar nahi choosati to me teri choot ko aisa chodunga kit u bhi jindangi bhar yaad rakhegi.” Leena ka maksad

pura ho gaya. Woh Ravi ko aise hi bhadkana chahati thi. Tabhi Ravi ne uske baal pakad kar apna pura no inchi

lund uske muh me gap se daal diya. “Le chhinaal choos mere lund ko. Bahut jyada matak rahi thin na. Ab choos

mere lund ko.” Ravi ka lund aath inch tak hi Leena ke muh me ghus paya. Baki ek inch bahar hi raha. Uske lund

ka kinara uske muh ki aakhiri deewar ko chhoo gaya tha. Leena ko saans lene me taklif hone lagi thi. Usne

Ravi ke lund ko pura bahar nikaal kar kaha, “Jiju, maar hi dalogo kya. Thoda sabr karo. Choosati hu tumhare

moosal lund ko.” Phir Leena ne lund ko hath se pakad kar jo choosai ki Ravi to paagal ho gaya. Use laga agar

mene apne lund ko bahar nahi nikala to meri pichkari abhi chhoot jayegi. Usne apna lund bahar nikal kar Leena

ko khade kar apni bahon me utha liya aur uske hothon ko chumate huye apne bedroom ki aur chal pada. Bedroom

me bed par Leena ko sulate huye uski nighty ke baki kapdae ko fadate huye uski jangho ko chatane laga. Leena

ki gudaaz janghe makhmal ki tarah naram aur doodh jaisi gauri thi. Ravi un jangho ko chusate huye apne hatho

ko uski jhanto ko sahlaane laga. Uff kya naram naram jhante thi. Ravi to jhanto masalte hue uski uthi hui

bur(choot) ko dekh pagal ho gaya. Apni unglee ko dhus se uski komal choot me dhakel diya. Leena ke muh se

nikal pada, “uuiiii ma. Dheere se.” Ravi uski jangho ko chhod aski choot kea aas-paas apni jeebh se chaat

raha tha aur apni ek ungali ko uski choot ki unglee-chudai kar raha tha. Thodi der me hi Leena bol padi,

“Hai! Kyon time barbad kar rahe ho? Mere choot ko unglee nahin chaahiye. Abhi tum isko apne jeebh se chodo.

Baad me usko apna lund khilana. Woh tumhare lund khane ke liye

 

Taras rahi hai.” Tabhi Ravi ne apni unglee nikaal kar uski jagah apni jeebh ko laga diya. Uske daane ko choos

kar apni jeebh ko uski choot ki gahrai me utar diya. Leena madak swar me kahane lagi, “”Hai! Kaya cheej banai

hai bhagwan ne, chuso chuso, aur jor se chuso meri choot ko. Aur andar tak apni jeebh ghusedo. Hai! Meri

choot ke daane ko bhi chato. Bahut maza aa raha hai.” Ravi ne uski choot choos choos kar uski halat kharab

kar di. Leena baith kar apni choot ko Ravi ke muh par dhakke lagane lagi. Saath hi bad-bada rahi thi, “yes

darling, chooso mere raja, choot ko ko chooso, apni jeebh ko meri choot ke andar tak chooso. Yes bada maja aa

raha hai jiju. Yes, yes, choosate jao. Mere daane ko bhi chooso. Aahhh, yes, chooso. Lo meri choot ka paani

nikal raha hai. Aahhh, oohhh, chooso bahut dino baad meri chooot ka pani niklega. Chooosssteee raho, yes,

yes, yes, oh, oh, kya jeebh se chod rahe ho. Lagta hai yeh jeebh nahi, tumhara lund hai. Aaaahhhhh, aur

hoooso, Ahhhh, mera paaaaani nikal raha hai. Ohhhh yessss, mera pani nikal Lekin Ravi ne uski choot ko chhoda

nahi. Woh bahut der tak choosata raha jab tak uski jeebh nahi thak nahi gayi. Leena ki choot ki khaj aur

jyada badh gayi. Lekin ab wah apni choot ko chatwa kar nahi balki asli khel kar apni pyas bujhwana chahati

thi. Usne apne hath badha kar Ravi ke lund ko apne hath me lekar aage pichhe karne lagi. Jab lund ekdam

moosal ho gaya to apni choot ko uske muh se hatha kar uske lund par baith gayi. Ravi ke lund ko aur kya

chahiye. Uska lund to choot ka pyasa tha. Choot ko dekh kar lund apni jagah par hi uchhal- kud machine laga.

Ravi ne apne hath badha kar apne lund ke supare ko Leena ki choot ke muh par rakh diya. Leena ne upar se

baithe baithe apni choot ko thoda dhakka diya to Ravi ka lund furrrrr karke uski choot me ja kar fans gaya.

Isi ke saath Leena ke muh cheekh nikal padi. Yeh cheekh dard bhari nahi thi bulki anand se bhari thi.

 

Leena Ravi ke upar baith kar apni choot ki khaj mitane lag gayi. Apni choot ki jakad me lund ko le kar

uchhal-kood machane lagi. Sath hi uske muh se siskaarian nikal rahi thi. Ravi apne hatho se uske mummay pakad

kar sahla raha tha. Leena uski chhati par hath rakh kar apni choot khud hi chudwa rahi thi. Anand se madhosh

ho kar chudwa rahi thi. Speed dheere-dheere badh kar apni charam seema par chali gayi. Full fast speed me

chudwane se Leena ki siskari badbadhat me badalne lagi. “Yes.. Yes.. Kya maja aa raha hai.. Yes.. Yes.. Aaj

bahut dino baad choot ko maja mil raha hai.. Ohh.. Kya jannat ka maja mil raha hai.. Ufff.. Jiju tumhara lund

ek dum lohe ke jaisa sakht hai… uff… meri choot… hai… main …. Aahhh… meri choot ka paani nikalne wale ha…

ohhh… kya ho raha hai mujhe… hai… meri choot… uffff… mera pani nikla… yes..mera pani nikla… yes… uuiii… yes…

mera pani nikal gaya…” aisa kah kar Leena uski chhati par gir kar lambi-lambi saanse chhodne lagi. Choot ka

pani nikalte huye woh ab halke halke dhakke mar kar ekdam se nidhal ho gayi. Ravi ne apni bahon me bharkar

uske hothon ko apne hothon se jakad liya. Thodi de bad jab Leena ki dhadkan ekdam normal huyi to apne sareer

se use utarkar apne baju me sula liya aur uske boobs ko sahlata hua ek mumme ko muh me daba liya. Thodi der

me dono mumme ko choos kar apni ungali se uski choot ke daane ko sahlane laga. Uski choot ko sahla kar uski

choot ki chodai ki tayyari kar raha tha. Uska bhookha lund ab use chodane ko ekdam tayyar tha. Leena ke muh

se jab siskari nikalne lagi to use doggi style me leta kar uske chootdo ko apne hath se sahlane laga. Uski

choot dono chootdo ke beech ekdum se dabi hui thi. Apne lund ko hath me lekar uske chootdo par halke se sahla

raha tha. Leena ki choot kafi garam ho chuki thi. Usse ab saha nahi ja raha tha. Woh bol padi, “Hai jiju,

kyon tadfa rahe ho. Lund humari chudasi choot ko dikha rahe ho aur usko choot ke andar nahee pel rahe ho. Ab

jaldee se apne musal jaise lund ko choot me ghusao, plzz.’ Tabhi apne lund ko uski choot ki khayee ke saamne

rakhkar uski darar me tika diya aur ek jor ka dhakka mara ki Leena ke muh se anand-bhari cheekh nikal padi.

“hai.. Daiya.” Lund adha ek hi dhakke me choot ke Andar ghus gaya. Doosare dhakke me lund pura ka pura choot

ke andar tha. Ravi ne dheere-dheere apne dhakke lagane chalu rakhe. Lund chootme piston ki tarah andar bahar

ho raha tha. Uska lund choot ki garmi paakar aur phool gaya. Leena bhi dhakke ka jawab dhakke se de rahi thi.

Phir apne hath badha kar Ravi ne Leena ke mummey ko apni giraft me le liya aur dhakko ki speed badha di. Lund

choot ki jad tak ja raha tha. Ravi ka lund choot ke dhakke se ekdam bekaabu ho utha. Ravi ke muh se awaje

aani shuru ho gayi. “Lo rani… mere lund ke jhatke… khao, khoob khao.. Dekho tumhari choot ki pyaas baki nahi

rahe.. Lo yeh lo.. ” Leena ki choot dhakke par dhakke kha kar apna pani chhodna shuru kar diya. “Yes.. Mere

jiju… uuff.. Maro dhakke.. Aur maro dhakke… meri choot se phir se paani nikal raha hai. Tumhara sakht lund hi

mera paani itni jaldi-jaldi nikal paya.” Phir bhi Ravi apne dhakke marne chalu rakha. Woh bhi apna paani

nikalna chahta tha. Leena ne dekha ki Ravi isi tarah chodta raha to paani uski choot me hi chhod dega to apni

choot ko ekdum se hata liya. Ravi chihunk pada, “yeh kya rani. Mera paani nikalne wala tha.” “Yehi to main

nahi chahti ki tum mere andar jhado. Main tumhare virya ko apne pure badan par jhadwana chahti hoon.” “Aisi

baat hai to lo apna muhn kholo aur isko chooso. Ab thoda intzaar karna padega mere jhadane ka.” Leena ne Ravi

ke lund ko hath se pakad kar pahle apne mummo par sahlaya phir let kar uske moosal ko apne dono boobs ke

beech dal kar Ravi se boli, “lo jiju, ab mere tits ko chodo. Apne lund ko mere boobs ki khai me daal kar

yahan bhi apna jhanda gaad do.”

 

Ravi apne lund ko Leena ke kabootaro ke beech me lakar uski tit- fucking chalu kar di. Lekin jo tempo doggi-

style me bana huya tha woh vapas nahi ban raha tha. Paani nikalta nahi dekh usne apna dhyan uske kabootaro

par tika diya. “Meri pyari saali, ab is tit-fucking ke baad tumhari choot ki phir ek baar chudai karoonga.

Tere kabootaro ka jawab nahin…..tere boob kitne malai jitney chikane hai…..aur tere gulaabi nipples…ineh toh

main khaa jaaoonga,” kahta hua apne lund ko mummo se nikaal kar uske upar toot pada aur uski chuchiyon ko

masal masal kar dabochane laga. “Please meri chuchee ko aur jor se dabao, bahut maza aa raha hai. Mujhe nasha

sa ho raha hai. Tum meri chuchee daba rahe ho aur meri choot me kuchh kuchh ho raha hai. Hai! Tumhara to lund

bhi ab vapas se kadak ho gaya hai.” Leena neeche padi padi apni chuchiyon ki khaj mita rahi thi. Jiju ko

pagal hate dekh uski choot me khaj shuru ho gayi thi. Apni choot par uske lund ko rakh kar apne badan ko uske

badan se jakad liya aur kahne lagi, “Mujhe choot mein ahut…aaah….khujlee ho rahee hai….. Ab apna chaaku meri

choot pe chaalaa do Mitaado meri khujlee. Mitaaao.” Leena ko bhi tadafte dekh apne lund ko uski choot ke upar

rakh kar ek jor se dhakka diya aur bola, “Hi! Meri rani, le! Leeeee! Aur le, jee bhar kar khaa apni choot me

mere lund ke dhakke.” Phir dhakke par dhakke chalu ho gaye. Thodi der tak kamare main kewal “uff” “hai” “ohh”

ki hi awaje aa rahi thi. Tabhi Ravi aur Leena dono ek sath hi cheekh pade. Dono ka hi paani ek saath chhutane

laga. Dono nidhaal ho kar palang par lete rahe aur usi halat me neend aa gayi. 

Dec,30 2014
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My Life

Mera figure thik thaak h. Par mera badan gora hone k karan kaafi acha dikhta h . Waise mera figure h 32-30-34. Or ye b tab hua jab meri shaadi huyi.. Shaadi se pehle mai kaafi patli thi.

Mere pati ek company me job krte h or kaafi ache h. Meri har baat maante h. Jo ek saal pehle hua wo mai aapke saamne btane ja rahi hu. Mai 25 saal ki ek samanya figure ki aurat hoon , meri chuchiyan bahut badi to nahi lekin haan itni mast to jaroor hai ki koi b unhe dekh kar khus ho jaaye . Mere devar ki umar 20 saal hai aur wo b.Tech kr raha h . Mai or mere pati chandigarh me rehte h or mera dewar mere pati k gaon me . Unka gaon chandigarh se 50-60 km door h. Ye kahani us gaon me ghati thi, jab mai ek shadi attend karne gaon gayi hui thi. Shaadi ache se complete ho gyi thi.

Fir shadi ke do dino ke baad hi mere pati wapas lout gaye aur mai wahin kuchh dino ke liye ruk gayi achanak ek din mere sas sasur ko ek ristedar ke yahan jana para . Saam ko unhone call kar kah diya ki we aaj nahi ayenge. Us din hum dono (mera matlab hai mai , mere devar) ek hi kamre me soye. Ek khaat par mai aur dusri khaat par devar ji. Hum sabhi so rahe the ki achanak mujhe mere pairon par kuchh harkat si mahsoos hui maine ankhen khola to pura andhera tha . Devar ji ne sari lights bandh kar di thi. Kuchh bhi nahi dikh raha tha. Bas mere pairon par harkat ho rahi thi .

Mai samajh gayi ki jaroor devar ji honge. Wo dhire dhire meri sari ko upar ki taraf utha raha tha. Fir maine dusri side krwat badal li. Unhe lga ki mai jag gyi. Wo shaant ho gye uske baad unhone kuch nhi kiya. Or mai b so gyi aaraam se.Agle din subha jab mai uthi to mera devar mujhse najar chura raha tha. Mujhe lga wo darr gya h kal wali baat se. Fir kuch der baad gharwale b aa gye . Meri saas kaafi thak gyi thi or unhe fever b ho gya tha jyada travelling ki wajah se. Maine unke liye chai bnayi or unko sone k liye bol diya. Meri saaas ne kaha beti tum yahi ruk jao 4-5 din , tb mai thik ho jaungi. Maine pehle socha fir haa bol diya. Fir maine apne pati ko b ye baat bta di.

To unhone kaha thik h maa ki dekhbhaal kro, fir aa jaana yaha. Raaat ko saas sasur jldi so gye kyuki wo dono thake huye the. Mai tv dekh rahi thi. Tabhi mera devar b aa gya. Hum dono saath me tv dekhne lge. Remote mere paas hi tha. Raat ko 9-10 bje ka time tha. Mai channel change kr rahi thi tab bich me fashion tv aa gya or usme swimsuit dikha rahe the. Maine jldi se channel change kr diya. Maine dewar ki taraf dekha to wo niche ki taraf dekh raha tha.

Fir maine apne dewar ko bola ki mai sone ja rahi hu. Mai sone chali gyi apne room me or unko remote de diya. Maine socha ki sone se pehle toilet kr aati hoon. Bahar aayi to dekha ki mere dewar fashion tv pe wo swimsuit dekh rahe the or unka ek haath apni pant k uppar tha or unhone pant k uppar se hi apna lund pakad rakha tha. Usne b mujhe dekh liya or fir mere paas aake bole ki bhabhi sorry mai apne aap ko rok nhi paaya ye dekhne se. Maine kaha okk.

Fir mai toilet krke wapas apne room me jaane lgi to mere dewar ne mera haath pakad liya. Mai unki hathon ko chhurane ke liye takat laga rahi thi . Par wo chhorna hi nahi chah raha tha . Mai chikh bhi nahi pa rahi thi kyonki saas ki uthh jane ka dar tha. Agar wo uthh jati to devar ji ke sath mai bhi badnam ho jati . Mai bas kisi tarah apne haath ko chhura lena chahti thi. Fir unhone kaha ki bhabhi bas aaj ek baar mujhe krne do. Fir mai kbhi nhi krunga. Or wo mujhe utha k room me le gya. Or bed pe lita diya. Maine unse kaha ye galat h. Par usne kaha please bhabhi bas ek baar. Fir kabhi mai aapse ye nhi kahunga.

Fir maine kaha tum chup chaap so jao. Wrna m sab ko bta dungi. Wo darr gya or kaha bhabhi please kisi ko mat btana. Par bhabhi plzz mujhe apne paas sone do. Maine kaha okk so jao. Raat ko 2 bje k aaspaas mujhe kuch ajeeb sa lga. Mera dewar meri saari ko upar kr raha tha. Mai thodi der kuch nhi boli. Or maine apne pairo ko tight kr liya.

Lekin wo puri takat se meri sari ko upar ki taraf sarkaye ja raha tha. Unka haanth dhire dhire meri janghon tak pahunch gaya aur wo meri janghon ko halke halke dabane laga . Mujhe bhi ab maja to a raha tha par dar bhi lag raha tha . Uske ek hanth mere janghon ko sahla raha tha aur dusre hath ko usne mere pet par rakh kar sahlane laga aur dhire dhire apna hanth meri chuchiyon ki taraf badhane laga . Maine uska hath pakara to bhi uska hanth meri chuchiyon tak pahunch hi gaya . Mai uthi or kaha ye kya kr rahe ho. Wo bola ki plzz bhabhi bas aaj krne do. Fir kabhi nhi krunga. Mujhe b uspe taras aa gya. Or kaha ki pehle promise kro. Usne promise kiya or mai waise hi let gyi.

Ab dhire dhire wo meri chuchiyon ko sahlane laga . Mai dar se kanp rahi thi. Maine gate ki taraf dekha to wo band tha. Saayad dewar ji ne ye sab krne se pehle hi wo band kr diya tha. Maine tab chain ki sans li. Meri dharkane tej ho gayi thi.

Maine darte hue fusfusakar unke kan me boli please aisa mat karo mujhe kafi dar lag raha hai . Par unhone meri baton par dhyan nahi diya aur meri chuchiyon ko blouse ke upper se hi dabane laga. Phir usne mere blouse ke hooks khol diye . Mai chikh bhi nahi pa rahi thi aur na hi khul kar maje le pa rahi thi. Mere blouse ke hooks khulte hi meri dono nangi chuchiyon ko usne bade pyar se masala suru kiya . Phir dhire dhire uska hanth mere pet se hote hue mere pairon tak gaya

Aur meri sari ko upper khinchne laga . Mai use rok nahi pa rahi thi . Usne meri sari ko mere pet tak uthha diya aur maine uske hantho ka ehsas apni panty pe kiya. Fir usne wo b utar di or maine pehli baar unka haath apni vagina(choot) par mehsus kiya . Wo meri chut ko sahlane laga . Meri chut to pahle hi pani pani ho gayi thi . Uske hath lagte hi phul gayi thi. Usne meri chut ko sahlate sahlate achanak apni ungli meri chut me dal di mere muh se ab siskiyan nikalne lagi thi .

Lekin mai unhe dabane ki puri kosis kar rahi thi . Par meri siskiyan ruk nahi pa rahi thi. Usne apna ek hath meri chuchiyon ko masalne me lagaya hua tha aur dusri ko mere chut par rakhakar meri chut ko khod raha tha. Achanak usne apna muh mere chuchiyon par laga diya aur meri chuchiyon ko chusne laga . Mujhe kafi maja aa raha tha aur us maje me ek dar bhi tha. Devar ji andhere me hi meri chuchiyon ko chus raha tha aur mere chut se khel raha tha.

Achanak maine feel kiya usne apna pant utar diya hai uska lund ka ehsas mujhe apne vagina ke pas ho raha tha . Usne apne dono hathon ko meri pairo ke pas le jakar meri pairon ko sahlate hue faila diya aur apna lund mere vagina par sata diya . Mai dar rahi thi ki ab mai apni chikh ko kaise rokun . Par devar ji pur pakke khilari the unhone dhire dhire apna lundd meri chut me pelne laga . Mujhe kafi maja a raha tha . Dhire dhire devar ji ne lagatar chodna jari rakha mai kafi khus ho rahi thi . Maine use apne bahon me jakar liya tha .

Wo dhire dhire karib 30 minute tak mujhe lagatar chodte rahe . Aur in 30 minune me mai 2 bar jhar chuki thi . Achanak usne mujhe kafi majbuti se pakar liya aur uska sarir jhatke marne laga aur usne apna saraaa maal mere chut me hi dal diya aur mere upar nidhal ho kar so gaye . Kuchh der bad maine use kaha ab khush ho. Usne kaha haa khush hu. Maine kaha ki ab so jao chup chaap. Or wo so gya. Mai soch rahi thi ki wo dobara mujhe chhodega. Par usne aisa nhi kiya . Or usne sone se pehle mujhe thanks bola. Or kaha ki wo ab bahut khush h kyuki usne apni virginity mujhse tod li. Or kaha ki bhabhi mai apni promise hmesha nibhaunga. Uske baad kabhi bhi hum dono k bich aisa kuch nhi hua. Or ab jab b hum milte h wo mujhse aise milte h jaise hmare bich kabhi kuch nhi hua ho.

Mai ek week baad wapas chandigarh aa gyi. Or apne pati k saath ache se reh rahi hoon. Par mujhe ab b apne pyaare or sweet se dewar ki yaaad aa jaati h kbhi-2. Kyuki usne mera vishwas nhi toda or apni promise nibhayi.

Dec,30 2014
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Wo Sex Ki Raatein

Ek aisi kahani hai jo har mard chahega ki uske saath ho but gurls sab ki kismat meri tarah nhi hoti!!!! Pehle mai apne bare mai bta deta hu i m badshah (mere fans ka diya hua naam hai) age 24 saal 5.9”tall brown eyes, 8.5” ka lund jo ek baar koiladki le toh zindagi bher use bhula na ske…..aur baar baar lene ko tadpe……!!! Baat us raat ki hai jab main kisi ki shadi se ghar ko laut raha tha, i was driving my scooter…m tabhi mere samne se ek car (honda-city) nikli aur usmein se ek lady ne window se bahar dekh kar muje kaha “hai dum to aaja” agar koi ladka kehta to shayad koi mard sun bhi le aise baat magar jaab husn mard ki mardaangi ko laalkaarta hai ragoon mein behne wala khoon apni nasoon ka sath chor deta hai” any way maine speed fast ki >>>40>60>80 aur jitni race open kar sakta tha ki ,,baat bewakuufi ki nahi dosto baat us chehrein ki thi jis ne muje kaha tha “dum hai to aaja” ab hua yun ki honda city to hohnda city hai aur chetak phir chetak at last maine scooter car ke aage theek us terah laga diya jaise bond movies mein james bond bike ko aage laga deta hai ;-) (sach keh raha hun frnds) jab maine utaar kar dekha to paaya ki ek ladies age kuch 25 ya 26 lag rahi thi, mujse kaha kya irda hai ? Maine kaha irada to bahut kuch hai magar aapka ka kya khayal hai ?? Thodi der chup hone ki baad kaha ki chaloge mere sath ? Maine kaha ki agar qatal karwane ka irada hai to to qatil khoobsurat jism ko qataal karna nahi usko pyaar karna jaanta hai, usne smile kar di yarrrooooon uski physical look to sun lo face aisa tha ki shayad hi duniya ka koi mard us husn ko dekhe bina reh sakta ho(aur yahi wo reason tha jiski wajeh se mera scooter abhi bhi heavily saansein le raha tha lol) t-shirt or jeans mein uske, boobs un mountains ki terah lag rahe the jinke upaar chadna har aashiq ki tamanna hoti hai very sexy, hard, round, in one word just below a heavy stuff jayada mote bhi nahi the wo, aab raat ke 11:50 ho rahe the to maine kaha bolo kaha chale usne kaha chalo mere peeche> i said okkk to yaaron wo car jab chali to phir ek five staar hotel ke aage ruki maine socha yaar kya main bewakuuf hun ya pagal ?? Chal chor choot ka pyaar aur ghar chal dekha nahi that ki kitne pyaar se shadi kar rahe the wo couples teri to abhi shadi bhi nahi hui, jooth nahi keh raha frnds meri jegah koi aur bhi hota to shayad pehlein darta hi aur jo nahi darta usko aap nightwatchman keh sakte hai wo mere paas aayi aur kaha ” so tell me sweet n naughty guy what u really want ? I said iam aaa tum jaanti ho ki what i want or what u want from me ? U know both answers but why u r asking this to me? Maine time waste nahi kiya aur uske sath chala us car mein jo dusri ladki thi wo use bye keh kar kahin aur chale gayi.

Room no 336 yes muje achi terah yaad hai wo room no, andar jaate hi usne aur maine ek doosrein ko pehli baar achi terah dekha …dekho frnds main uske shabaab ko describe nahi karsakta kyonki words kam pad jayenge white t-shirt n black jeans (blank n white )aur uska kesri badan jisko aap shade of red keh sakte hai usko duniya ki sabse sexy aurat bana raha tha ..she was really a rare beauty., first hum dono ne fresh hone ka plan banaya main to jitna achi terah fresh ho sakta tha ho gaya phir wo gayi bathroom mein fresh hone ke liye aur aap samajh nahi sakte frnds ki wo intezaar kitna bada tha jitna bada samundar nahi ho sakta muje wo chand min 1000 yrs lag rahe the, wo aayi pink nighty mein uske hairs uski gand ko choom rahe the.., ab usne kaha buddy u want to drink something maine bola? Love juice wo boli wo bhi milega pehle bolo beer loge ya whisky maine kaha jo pasand ho wo pila do usne usne joney walker ke 2 large peg bana diye, phir kya tha wo hi hua jo asaar sharab aur shabaab aur ek khoobsurat passionate environment ke sath hone par hota hai thodi der hum dono ne ek dusrein se baatein ki kya baatein ki ye main batana zarrori nahi samajhta.

Maine usko french kiss karna start kiya aur thodi der mein muje pata nahi chal saka ki kab hamare 4 lips ek dusrein mein mil kar ek hogaye saliva bhi exchange hua aur kiss itne passionate thi ki koi bhi aurat ya ladki us terah se kiss hone ke baad keh de “haan kisi ne mujhe us kadar bhi chooma tha ” mere strong hands uske boobs par apni grip kasne lage wo itne sakhat ho chale the ki unko touch kar ke wo meri jaan bhi nikal sakti thi lol humne ek dusrein ko totally mad aur bilcul besabar lovers ki terah naked karna shuru kiya…. Uska nanga jism meri aankho ko invitations de raha tha aur keh raha tha ki aa mujh mein sama jaa aur apni pyaas ko meri zarrorat bana de maine thodi si sharaab aur li aur uske forhead se usko pyaar karna shuru kiya, uske forhead, lips, cheeks aur neck mein kisi hungry lover (jisko pyaar ki bhookh lagi ho) ki terah usko pyaar karne laga aaaaaaaaah ooof aaaaaaooooouu ye kya karrahe ho mere jaan kya aise bhi kisi ko pyaar kiya jaata hai muje to pata hi nahi tha main nahi bata sakti ki muje kitna mazza aa raha hai aaaaah uuuunn she was burning with a sexual desire her body is was saying only one word ” love me” maine uski legs ko spread kiya aur apna hathiyaar uske love spot mein laga diya thode efforts ke baad mere pura lund uski choot mein chala gaya aur wo aaaaaaaah uuuuuuhhhnnnnn ooooma ke sath mujse lipat gayi maine there there strokes lagane shuru kiye uski saanseein teez ho chali thi , uske boobs chhoste chooste maine apni speed itni tez karni shuru kar di hi wo cheekh padi aaaaaaaaaauuuufff oooo yes oooommmmmm aawwwww aa ooooh yes aaah fuck me hard yes iam enjoying u r so strong aaaaaah.. Thoda aur plz muje aur chodo main tumhari hoon aur tum mere plz mujko chor ke maat jaana aaaaaah.

20 min ke baad muje mehsoos hone laga ki mere andaar ka lava bahaar aa raha hai maine sara ka sara maal usko gift mein de diya lol, wo boli yaar mazza aa gaya sach mazza aa gaya uske baad maine uske pure jism ko puri raat piya yes main keh sakta hun kii maine ek jawaan husn ko puri raat es kadaar pyaar kiya ki sex/passion/beauty/desire ye sab words mil kar bhi usko explain nahi kar sakte ki kis terah maine us rare n beauty ko choda ya aap keh sakte hai ki pyaar kiya.

Dec,30 2014
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Jeene Ki Wajah Mohabbat

Dukh me khusi ki wajah banti h mohabbat, 

Dard me yaado ki wajah banti h mohabbat

Jab kuch b acha nai lagta hume duniya me

Tab humare jine ki wajah banti h Mohabbat

Dec,30 2014
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Lifetime Relation

True Lines For Lifetime:

Make a relation with someone, who is not only proud to have you;
but who will take every risk just to be with u. . .

Dec,30 2014
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Aaj Ki Raat

Aj Ki Raat Apke Liye Khas Ho,
Har Waqt Machar Apke Aas Pas Ho,
Kat Kat Kar Apki Jan Khaye,
Bhagwan Kare Sari Raat Apko Nind Na Aye

Dec,30 2014
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Ek Shakhs Ki Chahat Ka Armaan Raha

Ek Shakhs Ki Chahat Ka Armaan Raha,
Jo Sab Kuch Jann Ke Bhi Anjaan Raha,
Aata He Wo Nindo Me Rehta He Khwabon Me,
Ek Yahi To Uska Mujhpe Ehsaan Raha..

Dec,29 2014
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Me Apke Pyaar Me Kuch Aisa Kar Jaunga

Me Apke Pyaar Me Kuch Aisa Kar Jaunga,
Ban Ke Khushbu Fiza Me Bikhar Jaunga,
Bhulna Chaho To Saanso Ko Rok Lena,

Saans Loge To Main Dil Me Utar Jaunga..

Dec,29 2014
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Tanhaiyo Me Rone Ka Mazaa Kuch Aur He

Tanhaiyo Me Rone Ka Mazaa Kuch Aur He,
Dilon Ke Tootne Ki Wajah Kuch Aur He,
Na Aansu, Na Maut, Na Zindagi,

Pyaar Karne Walon Ki Saza Hi Kuch Aur He.

Dec,29 2014
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Q Kabhi Na Aaye Wo Mere Sath Chalke

Q Kabhi Na Aaye Wo Mere Sath Chalke,
Hamesha Gaye Wo Mujhe Nazar Andaz Karke,
Maut Par Meri Wo Aaye To Keh Dena,
Abhi Abhi Soye He Tujhe Yaad Karke..

Dec,29 2014
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Hum Ruthe Dilo Ko Manane Me Reh Gaye

Hum Ruthe Dilo Ko Manane Me Reh Gaye,
Gairo Ko Aapna Dard Sunane Me Reh Gaye,
Manzil Hamare Karib Se Gujar Gayi Or,
Hum Dusro Ko Raasta Dikhane Me Reh Gaye..

Dec,29 2014
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Har Raat Ek Naam Yaad Ata Hai

Har Raat Ek Naam Yaad Ata Hai,
Kabhi Subha Kabhi Sham Yaad Ata Hai,
Sochte Hai Hum Kar Le Dusri Mohabbat,
Fir Pehli Mohabbat Ka ANJAAM Yaad Ata Hai.

Dec,29 2014
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Duniya Me Itni Rasme Kyu Hai,

Duniya Me Itni Rasme Kyu Hai,
Pyaar Agar Zindagi He To Isme Kasme Kyu Hai,
Hame Batata Kyu Nahi Koi Ye Raaz,
Dil Agar Apna Hai To Kisi Aur Ke Baas Me Kyu Hai..

Dec,29 2014
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Apki ankho me saje he jo bhi Sapne

Apki ankho me saje he jo bhi Sapne Or
Dil me 6upi he jo bhi Abhilashaye,

Yah naya varsh unhe sach kar jaye
Aap K Liye Yahi Hai Hamari Shubhkamna.

Dec,29 2014
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For a happy New Year

For a happy New Year, just stick to some simple and basic rules. Have faith in yourself and your abilities. Count your blessings before you cry on your misfortunes. Learn to take each day one at a time. Create opportunities for yourself for quitting is never an option. Above all accomplish all you take under your wings – never abandon without completion.

Dec,29 2014
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In the year 2015,

In the year 2015, may you be able to reach out to your old friends as well as make loads of new friends to fill up your days with happiness, laughter and cheer.

 

Dec,29 2014
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Be happy and spread happiness

Be happy and spread happiness and good cheer to all throughout the year.

 

Dec,29 2014
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This is to all the people in a world

This is to all the people in a world who are born on 1st January where we all the people of world called it a NEW YEAR and we celebrate for it. Guys(born on 1st January) you should be happy,not only you,your family,your friends who is celebrating your birthday but its a whole world who is around you and who is celebrating for you.cheers,once again your birthday is coming.

 

Dec,29 2014
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There are some important lessons

There are some important lessons to be learnt from the past so whether you win or lose, it is the learning of the lesson that matters at the end of each year.

Dec,29 2014
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We will open the book

We will open the book its pages are blank,weare going to put words on them by ourselves,the book is called OPPORTUNITY and its first chapter is NEW YEAR'S DAY.wish you a great year ahead.

 

Dec,29 2014
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This New Year my wish for you

This New Year my wish for you is that you should be at peace with yourself as you feel connected with your soul.

 

Dec,29 2014
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Wish you all a very happy

Wish you all a very happy and fun filled New Year, hope there is no end to the world, there is still lot to be seen.

Dec,29 2014
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New Aim, New Dreams

New Aim, New Dreams, New Achievements Evrything Waiting for You. Forget The Failures. Correct Your Mistakes. Surely Success is yours. Happy NEW YEAR 2015.

 

Dec,29 2014
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Love birds r singing

Love birds r singing, Bells r ringing, whole day n night im just Thinking How to wish u a happy new year 2015.

 

Dec,29 2014
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Let us all close our eyes

Let us all close our eyes, say a warm goodbye to the year 2014. Thank God for everything that he has given us ask for forgiveness for all our mistakes and at last, wish for an even better year 2015.

Dec,29 2014
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May this New Year

May this New Year give you the courage to triumph over your vices and embrace the virtues.

Dec,29 2014
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Genuine success comes

Genuine success comes
only to those who are ready for it.
So never step back &
always have courage,
to accept new challenges.
Wishing you a very happy new year 2015.

Dec,29 2014
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Nights are dark but days are light,

Nights are dark but days are light,
Wish your life will always be bright.
So my Dear don’t get Fear
Because,
God gift us a “Brand New Year”

Happy New Year

Dec,29 2014
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Jaan hain – JANUARY

Jaan hain – JANUARY
Pyaar hain – FEBRUARY
Mast hain – MARCH
Aasha hain – APRIL
Milan hain – MAY
Judaai hain – JUNE
Jakhm hain – JULY
Ashiqui hain – AUGUST
Sitam hai – SEPTEMBER
OK hain – OCTOBER
Nagme hai – NOVEMBER
Deedar hai- DECEMBER
Meri Jaan ko – Happy New Year!

Dec,29 2014
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Facebook fridge

Facebook is like a fridge.

Every a few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if
there's anything good in it.

Dec,29 2014
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Gadhe Ki Shadi

Gadha 1: Yaar main jis dhobi ke ghar kaam karta hoon,wo mujhe bahut marta hai.
Gadha 2: Tu ghar chor kar bhaag kyo nahi jata.

Gadha 1: Kya batau yaar dhobi ki ek bahut koobsurat ladki hai, wo jab bhi shararat karti hai to dhobi kehta hai ki, teri shaadi is gadhe se kar dunga.Bas ye hi soch kar ruka hua hoon wahan par.

Dec,29 2014
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Kabhi aapne socha hai

Kabhi aapne socha hai….
Tawe pe pada popcorn uchalta kyo hai ?
Socho !!

Thik se socho !!

Nahi soch paye ? Thik hai, jawab chahiye…
Khud baith ke dekh lo tawe par,

pata chal jayega.

Dec,29 2014
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Kaun kahta hai ki uske bin main mar jaunga

Kaun kahta hai ki uske bin main mar jaunga,

Main to dariya hu sagar me utar jaunga.

Wo taras jaygi pyar ki ek bund ko bhi,

Mai to badal hun kisi aur pe baras jaunga.

Dec,24 2014
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Meri zindagi ke raaz mein ek raaz tum bhi ho

Meri zindagi ke raaz mein ek raaz tum bhi ho,

Meri bandagi ki aas mein ek aas tum bhi ho,

Tum kya ho mere, kuchh ho ya kuchh bhi nahi magar,

Meri zindagi ke kash mein ek kash tum bhi ho.

Dec,24 2014
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Ankhon se barsaat hoti hain

Ankhon se barsaat hoti hain

Jab apki yaad saath hoti hai,

Jab b busy rahe mera cell to

Samajh lena aapki hone wali

Bhabhi se meri baat hoti hain

Dec,23 2014
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Ek Interview main Narson

Ek Interview main Narson Se poocha Judwa Bacche Kis Wajah Se Paida Hote Hain.

Lady Nurse:  Usi wajah Se jis Wajah Se Single Baccha Paida Hota hai.

Dec,23 2014
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The Difference Between

The Difference Between The Playing Style Of Rahul Dravid And Virender Sehwag.

Sehwag: Do Before Die.

Dravid: Do Till Opposition Die.

Dec,23 2014
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After 2 Year Of Married Life

After 2 Year Of Married Life, Some Examples How Wives Fight With Their Husbands….

Accountant Wife: Apne Hisab Se Raho Samjhe,

Share Broker Wife: Jyada Bola Na Toh Sauda Kar Dungi Loss Mein,

Orthopedic Doctor Wife: Kam Bolo, Haddiyan Tod Dungi,

Piolet Wife: Aaj Kal Jyada Hee Hawa Mein Udd Rahey Ho, Zameen Par Laau Kya Abhi,

History Teacher Wife: Mujhe Jyada Itihaas Mat Sikhao Samjhe,

Software Engineer Wife: Abey Pehle Bug Toh Nikal Le, Baad Mein Bahas Karna….

Dec,23 2014
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Na Kar Tamanna Ae Dil Tu Kisiko Pane Ki
Na Kar Tamanna Ae Dil Tu Kisiko Pane Ki,
Badi Be-Dard Nigahe He Is Zamane Ki,
Khudko Banale Kabil Is Kadar Ki,
Rakhe Log Tamanna Sirf Tujh Hi Ko Pane Ki..

 

Dec,18 2014
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Dushmano Me Bhi Dost Mila Karte Hai
Dushmano Me Bhi Dost Mila Karte Hai,
Jannato Me Bhi Phool Khila Karte Hai,
Hamko Kanta Samaj Kar Chhod Na Dena,
Kante Hi Phool Ki Hifajhat Kiya Karte Hai..

 

Dec,18 2014
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Chaand to Ek Noor hai
Chaand to Ek Noor hai,
Isiliye Use Khud pe Guroor hai,
Hum Guroor kare bhi to Kis pe Kare??
Hamaraa to CHaand hi Humse Door hai..!

 

Dec,18 2014
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Rishton me Duriyaa to aati-jaati rehti hai
Rishton me Duriyaa to aati-jaati rehti hai,
Phir bhi Dosti Dilon ko mila deti hai,
Wo Dosti hi kya Jisme Narazgi na ho,
Par Sachchi Dosti Dosto ko Mana hi leti hai..

 

Dec,18 2014
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Pati - Tere Baap Ki Ungli Karne Ki Aadat Gayi Nahi ?

Pati - Tere Baap Ki Ungli Karne Ki Aadat Gayi Nahi ?

Biwi – Kyu? Ab Kya Hua?

Pati - Aaj Phir Se Pooch Rahe The...

"Meri Beti Se Shaadi Karke Khush Ho Na"

Dec,17 2014
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Why are YOU so opposite to me?

Why are YOU so opposite to me?

When I say white,You say black,

I say tea,You say coffee,

I went to dental hospital,

YOU went to mental hospital andI came back but YOU are still there..!

Dec,17 2014
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