Tujhe Bewafa Bhi Kahoon To Na-insaafi Hogi,,,
Kyonki,,,,
Pyaar Ki Bhul To Pahle Maine Ki Thi.!
Rajanikanth was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin.
The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly,
waiting for the wheel to stop.
The square root of Rajanikanth is pain.
Do not try to square Rajanikanth, the result is death.
Rajinikanth grinds his coffee with his
teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
The last time Rajinikanth killed someone, he slapped himself to do it.
The other guy just disintegrated. Resonance.
Rajinikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills.
They made him blink.
Rajinikanth's every step creates a mini whirlwind.
Hurricane Katrina was the result of a morning jog.
Aliens do indeed exist.
They just know better than to visit a planet that Rajinikanth is on.
Once Rajnikanth
was playing cricket
in the monsoons..
.
and
the Rain was
cancelled due to
the Match..!!
Rajnikant on kbc",-
Amitabhji-
Rajniji ke lie pehla quistion pes kia jae...
On camputer screen- cn i use life line....?
Rajnikanth Apni Beti Ki Shadi Me Khud DJ Bana.
Adhe Gante Bad Party Me Ek UFO Utra Or
Alien Nikal Kr Bola Plz Awaj Kam Kr Lijiye Mere Bete Ka Kl Exam H.
1 bar chand pe 1 Makkhi dikhai di.
NASA k officers khus ho gaye-
LIFE ON MOON
LIFE ON MOON
Baad Me pata chala
RAJNIKANT patang uda rha tha..!!!
DHOOM 3
Jhohn, Rhritk and Amir on BIKE
Wid speed of 200km/hr
&
.
Rajanikant overtakes them
Wid Bicycle n says
"Beta Save Fuel Use cycle":)
rajnikanth's truth's :
Once a media guy asked Rajini:
"Don't you get angry after
Seeing these ridiculous jokes on you?"
Rajini replied:
"Do you think they are jokes?"
1 bar 1 ladke ne rajnikant
Ki beti ko aankh mar di
Rajnikant ne uski gardn,
Hth ur per marod diye
Aaj us ladke ko duniya
'Baba Ramdev,
Ke naam se janti hai.
Once Rajnikanth Went For
Morning Walk....
Suddenly, After 2 Hours..
.
.
Police Arrested Him..
Why....??
.
.
.
Bcoz..
.
He Reached America Without Visa..
Passport.
When Rajnikant Was In College,
He Had Selected 3 Subjects-
.
.
.
And Today That Subject Are Called
.
ARTS, COMMERCE and SCIENCE!
Yenna Rascala Mind It..!
Hamari Dosti Ka Kitna Faida Uthhatay Ho,
1msg Bhej Ke10 Free Pate Ho,
Hamare Dil Par Kyon Zulm Dhate Ho,
Hamare Msg Forward Kar K Naye - Naye Dost Banate Ho.
Har Nazar Mein Ek Kashish Hoti Hai,
Har Dil Mein Ek Chahat Hoti Hai,
Mumkin Nahi Har Ek K Liye Tajmahal Banana,
Kyunki Har Dil Mein 4-5 Mumtaz Hoti Hai.
Old Love Story:
Start from eyes
grow with gifts
end with tears
New Love Story:
start from mobile
grow with balance share
end with SIM Change.
Forgive my eyes 4 admiring your beauty.
U stole my heart the moment U looked at me,
call me crazy, call me insane every time my
heart beats it mentions your name.
I love the stars in the sky but
they are nothing compared to the ones in your eyes!
If u find ur world as a sky and ur friends as STARS,
and if U don't find me among them,
dont worrry! I've just been fallen to make ur wish come true.
Why do girls look beautiful?
is it real or due to make up?
all false
Girls look beautiful because
.
.
boys have good IMAGINATION.
Last night some Monkeys came running to my room.
They wanted to trouble good people...
I suggested ur name.
They said Oh!!! No we cant disturb our Boss...
U may b out of my sight but not out of my heart.
U may b out of my reach but not out of my mind.
I don't know what I mean 2 u,
but u'll always be special 2 me.
I don't care how many lips u hv kissed,
how many shoulders u have embraced & how many times u've said,
I luv u! All I care is not b the first but 2 b ur last!
I used to think that dreams do not come true,
but this quickly changed the moment I laid my eyes on you.
Puppy dog asked to mummy dog: Mummy who is my Father.
Mummy: Baby, keep silence, don't disturb your Father,
he is reading this SMS now.
A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKING
A Lovers Night.
.
.
"Baby get outta my mind
I need to get some sleep
...But
Dont worry
I promise, Ill see you
in my Dreams ..
baby i have an addiction problem.
people say i should go to rehab but
I always tell the m i dont wanna go
cause im addicted to..YOU.
there are 50 angels in the world.
25 are sleeping,
15 are working,
5 are playing,
4 are praying
and 1?
1 is reading my sms..
Someone asked me to describe U in a Sentence!
I said, AN INDIVIDUAL WHO MAKES PLACE IN OTHER'S
HEART WITHOUT EVEN KNOCKING AT IT..
you cannot read the expression in my eyes.
but my lips cannot say what i feel.
how can i reveal my feelings?
you are the only one i cannot live without you.
human heart beats 72 times per minute,
but even ur heart beats one time also
u can alive because 71 times my heart beats for you.
my past says you mt me My future says you will
always remember me my dream says you care for
me but my heart says you born for me.
I luv ur eyes I luv ur smile.
I cherish ur ways, I adore ur style.
What can I say? U r one of a kind &
24/7 u r on my mind!
I love the way you touch me,
always sending chills down my spine.
I love that you are with me and glad that you are mine.
Flowers are missing you.
Birds are calling you,
Please come back to zoo
because zoo is not zoo without you.
People say that love is in every corner...
I must be walking in circles.
Nazar nazar mei har nazar mei Ek nazar ki talaash hai,
Par yeh nazar woh nazar nahi Jiski mujko talaash hai.
Khuda salmat rakhe unko jo humse nafrat karte hai,
pyar na sahi, nafrat hi sahi.
Kuch toh hai joh sirf humse karte hain.
Ishq sabhi ko jena sikha deta hai...
wafa ke naam par marna sikha deta hai...
ishq nahi kiya to karke dekho...
zalim har dard sehna sikha deta hai...!
Angels r moving from door to door today dropping heavenly blessings.
I prayed to God they get to your door as they just left mine.
This morning, an angel asked me
to go to heaven with him but I refused.
there is no signal. How can I text you?
Think about it:
I'm not scared of proposing a girl
But,
I'm scared abt, what wud happen if she agrees..?
Hi, How are you...?
Are you free tomorrow..?
Can you come to me..?
Because tomorrow we are opening new
.
.
.
.
.
Mental Hospital
admission free, special offer for you.
Today night I would like to
kiss you and bite you strongly.
Do you accept this waiting for your permission
yours lovingly Mosquito.
Arguing with girls, wife or ladies is like
wrestling with a Pig in mud.
After sometime you realise that you are getting dirty
& the pig is enjoying !!!!!!!!